[375] God slept and forgot to close the door
At 5:30 p.m., in the competition venue, more than 100,000 fans looked forward to it.
It stands to reason that at this time, it should be that chattering host who came out and said a lot of opening remarks and words to please advertisers, and then their idol punched the daddy out to open the game, but none of these today.
Da Da Da ....... Plop Puff ........ Under the expectant gaze of more than 100,000 fans, the lights in the venue suddenly turned black, and the venue became pitch black in an instant, and the fans were dumbfounded.
"Damn, is there any mistake, Lao Tzu spent more than 10,000 US dollars to watch the game, but he didn't come here to touch the dark!!"
"Damn, what the hell is going on, what, when will the power not be blacked, at this time, play us, hurry up and generate electricity, we want to see a punch daddy!!"
"Yes, there is no power outage at any time, why is there a power outage at this time, this thing is very abnormal, you think this should be some unexpected surprise waiting for us, right?"
"Surprise? Yes, it's a surprise, this must be a surprise prepared for us by a punch daddy, a super surprise like a horse dance, a space dance, and a juggernaut, let's all shout slogans, shout a slogan for a punch daddy to try!!"
As this voice sounded, more than 100,000 fans at the scene shouted neatly and loudly while waving their mobile phones in their hands, "One punch daddy, one punch daddy, one punch daddy, one punch daddy, one punch daddy!"
Handsome, handsome... One punch daddy is the most handsome!!cool cool.... One punch daddy is the coolest!!Niu Niu Niu.... One punch daddy is the best!!tiger tiger.... One punch daddy is the most tiger!!wolf wolf wolf.... One punch daddy is the most wolf!!
One punch daddy.... The most handsome!!one-punch daddy..... Cool!!Punch daddy..... The most wolf!!punch daddy..... The strongest!!one-punch daddy.... Our favorites!!Punch daddy.... The strongest ever!!One punch daddy... Undefeated God King!!!Whoa!.......!
"Whoa...... Gangnam style Gangnam style ......!!!" As the slogan sounded in the venue, a sudden burst of songs rang out in the venue, and more than 100,000 fans were extremely familiar with the song, Horse Riding and Dancing Gangnam Style.
With the sound of the horseback riding dance Jiangnan style, all 100,000 fans instantly stood up, neatly and neatly prepared with the little friends next to them, at this moment 100,000 fans have no one else, no matter whether they are familiar or not, they can hook shoulders together, at least at this moment they are friends.
"A woman who is very warm and full of humanity during the day, a woman who has the character of knowing that she needs to take a coffee break, a woman who makes people's hearts burn when it comes to night, and the kind of woman who has a reversal .......!!"
In the expectation of 100,000 fans, the lights in the venue were suddenly lit up, and then a little girl dressed in a cool denim costume walked out with a big tiger, starling, and a horse dance, and her face was full of excitement to drive the fans on the scene to sing wildly.
The more than 100,000 fans at the scene were very powerful, all dancing on horseback while hooking their shoulders and backs, while singing loudly with the little girl, "A woman who is very warm and full of humanity during the day, a woman who knows how to have a cup of coffee and a break, a woman who will make people's hearts burn when it comes to night, and the kind of woman who has a reversal .......!!"
At this time, everyone thought that the little girl would continue to sing, but the style of painting suddenly changed, and the little girl and the starling stood next to the big tiger left and right, standing motionless and pointing at the big tiger with their hands and wings, and then the music of mechanical dance suddenly sounded in the venue, and then more than 100,000 fans were shocked again.
I saw that the big tiger was like a robot tiger, one positive and one negative, one left and one right, so slowly, very demonic people stood up, and then even at the end, they deliberately made two eyes rolled, their heads crooked, and their tongues spit out to pretend to be dead.
"Oh my god!!oh my god!!Tiger, that's a real tiger, oh my God, that real tiger is dancing, it's incredible, God, what the hell have I seen, it's a miracle!!"
"Oh my god!!oh my god!!!I can't believe it's true, who can tell me who this tiger is, why it's so smart, why it dances, God, I feel like I'm almost a hundred thousand why. β
"Oh my god!!oh my god!!Oh my God, you forgot to close the door when you slept today, so did your divine beast run down to the mortal world, oh my God, I saw a miracle!!"
"Oh my God, it's incredible, sure enough, to watch the game of a punch daddy, no matter how much money you spend, it's worth it, and the ticket for this 12,000 US knife can see that this dance is worth it, it's worth it. It's too much value to dry, and the flowers are too TM!!"
"In the past, I could only see other people's cute pets on TV, but today I saw God's pet, this is a divine beast, a divine beast that will not hurt people, but I like it very much, God thank you for letting me see a miracle!!"
After the mechanical dance ended, the big tiger suddenly put on a stone lion at the gate, and then stood there motionless as if it had been sealed, just when everyone was wondering what the big tiger was going to do, a new music sounded in the venue again, music that everyone had never heard.
As the music sounded, the little girl threw away the microphone, pulled the headset, and took out a nunchucks and danced in an orderly manner, while rapping at a fast pace;
I am used to hearing and seeing their sons since he was a child, I have played with any knives, guns and sticks, what weapons I like the most nunchucks, and I want to go to Songshan, Henan Province to learn Shaolin and Wudang......
Make wheat, make wheat, breathe and breathe freely..... Make wheat, make wheat, and open the palm of the dantian...... Make wheat, make wheatγ....... Hum ha-huh...... β
"The little princess Xinxin is so powerful, there are so many things at such a young age, this rap method is so fun, especially the nunchucks are so cool, I feel like I can't beat her anymore.... Looking at the big screen, the small figure performing hard at the exit, the fans at the scene sighed in unison.
Suddenly, the style of painting changed again, and the little girl instantly stopped all movements and became a wooden man, and then the camera turned and pulled to the front of the starling, and the starling immediately flapped his wings and flew to the head of the big tiger.
Then, under the shocked gaze of more than 100,000 fans, he leaned back on his wings, stepped on his paws, jumped and took over the little girl's dance and song, and sang while jumping;
I opened the second pulse of Ren Du...... Make wheat, make wheat.... The Sick Man of East Asia's Signature ..... Make wheat, make wheat..... I've kicked it away, hum ...........!!"
"Oh my god!!oh my god!!!This is not true, this, this... This parrot can not only talk, but also sing and dance, oh my god!!God, you forgot to close the door when you went to sleep, so the beasts all ran down?"
The more than 100,000 fans at the scene felt that they were going crazy, they could dance mechanically, and the humanized and funny big tiger was enough to shock them, but now there is a parrot that can sing and dance, and at this moment the fans at the scene have only one thought, that is, it must be God who forgot to close the door when he sleeps.
(End of chapter)