Chapter 704: The Daily Life of the Primary School Group

Gou Mao pulled off his blindfold and lay on the single shelf bed, took a deep breath of air with a faint magnolia fragrance, and heard the chirping of birds in his ears, which made him temporarily forget the crampness of the small bed under him and the busyness of the morning's work, and there was only a quiet in his heart, carefully recalling the details of the sweet dream just now.

In order not to let the bridge choke its throat, bees have been using various means to keep employees near the park. For example, acquire land in the surrounding area, and then commission the construction of dormitories and apartments for single employees like Gou Mao. He lived "next door", he had enough time to go home to eat and rest, but he preferred to stay in the company for lunch and a nap, and the picture was this piece of magnolia.

The nap room of the bee company can be said to be famous in the country, and they have built many semi-permanent nap rooms in the pondside, under the trees, in the valley and the forest and other pleasant scenery by the bee garden. It's still a small room crammed with shelf beds, but it's still amazing enough.

After all, lying there, with the sound of wind, insects, and birds in your ears, the fragrance of flowers, fruits, and grass on your face, the sun can't shine, the rain can't get in, the insects can't bite, and you are far away from the highway and are not disturbed by horn noise.

Because there are many trees and flowers, the bee group has never been treated by unlucky children with pollen allergies, and even if they join the office, they are not in the bee garden, so allergies or anything will not affect the heat of the bed rush war.

Although the bee garden is large, it is impossible to provide thousands of beds to satisfy everyone, and if you are unlucky enough to grab a place, you have to lay on the floor in the office, not to mention that you will be flaunted by colleagues and friends, which is naturally unbearable. So soon there was a bed rush battle that started on time at 12 noon, as long as it was not a holiday and a typhoon and thunderstorm, the whole people were forced to stage on time, which became a unique and indispensable scenery in the bee garden.

In fact, these are all artificial, supposedly professional advice from corporate strategists. They think that the liberal arts and sciences of the bee employees are more serious, but most of them have a tendency to be technological, calm and rigorous, and the competition is insufficient, so they need to supplement some wolf nature in an appropriate amount, and then there is a flowery nap room with more porridge and less porridge.

In order to maintain the heat of the whole bed rush war, the company's logistics department specially introduced a large number of flowers and trees with different flowering and fruit periods, and asked someone to carefully design the location of the nap room, 12 months all year round, there are hot rooms and people to grab every month.

For example, the magnolia forest bed that Gou Mao grabbed today, the heat has risen sharply in the past few days, and the reason is naturally related to the flowering period of magnolia in March. Dozens of magnolia plants planted nearby are blooming one after another, so many people want to sleep with the fragrance of flowers, and if they can't grab it, they can go to rest elsewhere.

Gou Mao slept well until he was woken up by the M3 bracelet on his wrist, and he was still thinking about the details of his dream, but his phone rang. I could only shake my head helplessly, reach out and pick up my mobile phone, and check the information I received when I was sleeping just now.

The M3 is equivalent to a lite version of the M5, and the "gem platter screen" has become tempered glass, but it still retains the style of modular design. For example, he is equipped with a health monitoring module ring belt, which can monitor body temperature and pulse and other information in real time, and the bracelet will notify the mobile phone to automatically go silent when he falls asleep, and it can also wake him up at the right time and notify the mobile phone to ensure that he will not oversleep and miss important messages.

It's a pity that what I received on my phone was not good news.

Their 3E studio's publishing privileges on all platforms of Bee have been banned, and users will not be able to search and download any of their software and games. As a newly established studio, their first official project was to entertain the FPS Arena Of Universe (AOU), and before that, they released a demo game for PC and mobile for the purpose of technical demonstration and concept introduction. Obviously, the problem lies in the game called "Only Xueba Knows the Answer", and the group's board of directors issued a special notice to ban the account, which should be to stop the further spread of this game.

Sure enough, in the messages sent by other friends, there were the causes and consequences of this incident, and it was actually the women's women's federation of the whole country who found the chairman of the board of directors who had a meeting in Beijing, and complained face-to-face that this game was suspected of objectifying women, vulgar style, and violating the new moral trend of the 21st century, and then they were banned.

After reading these things, Gou Mao, who put down his mobile phone, was also speechless for a long time, except for shouting "Ma Dan!" to wake up a few roommates who hadn't gotten up yet, and he was frustrated to find that he couldn't do anything.

sighed, dressed neatly under the angry eyes of the temporary roommates, and stuffed other things into the futon box and locked them, Gou Mao left as soon as possible, he didn't want to bet on whether those people got up angry or bed angry. As for his bedding box, don't worry, the box is made of high-strength engineering plastic, flame retardant, waterproof and drop resistant, the built-in chip is fixed for one person and one box, only authorized laundry workers or security guards can open the box, even if they want to take it to gas, they have to consider the feeling of their toes.

Later, a logistics robot in the park will come to collect them, and the system will distribute them to a new location after grabbing a bed the next day, and sometimes it will be cleaned and disinfected on a regular basis, and it will also provide special paid services for daily cleaning and disinfection for patients with cleanliness syndrome, which can be said to be quite humane. Even the hapless children who work on the floor in the office can enjoy this benefit without affecting their sleep quality due to moisture-hardened bedding.

Running away after pretending to be forced made Gou Mao's mood a lot better, and he was finally able to have time to think about what to do next.

Speaking of which, it is not without reason that the Women's Federation was "looking for parents". Don't look at the name quite seriously, the content of this game they make can be said to be quite obscene.

The gameplay of this "Xueba" game is very simple, the system will brush out a certain number of female NPCs of different statures to walk and jump in the level scene, there are some ABCDE letters around their bodies to rotate, players need to click on the correct letters in the shortest possible time, answer a certain number correctly to enter the next level, and failure to clear the level will cause the level to reset and refresh the NPCs.

On the surface, everything looks normal, but anyone with a modicum of common sense will understand what the letters that rotate around the shoulders and hips represent. Players need to use references such as shadows, other people, street signs, and parking space markers to determine the specific model of each NPC's upper and lower cups, which tests eyesight and mental arithmetic ability.

Obviously, the idea for this game came from some so-called "academic analysis posts" circulating on the Internet. Just like the approximate formula of wind speed and cups in the past, on the Internet where there are many talents, there are always some people who will come up with something that looks serious, but is actually very spoofed or even vulgar, such as analyzing the height and figure of celebrities with the help of pictures and references, and studying what kind of hand angle corresponds to what Cup, etc., and even making the so-called cup number check card to check the body.

In fact, those academic posts are very unreliable, the simple ABCD is just the difference between the bust circumference and the underbust circumference, 10 cm or less is A, and then the number of cups is increased every 2.5 cm. This difference only reflects the degree of prominence to a certain extent, and it is necessary to add the number of underbust circumference that reflects the width of the body to be the complete size number.

Therefore, they deliberately designed a large number of tools such as scale reticles, standard tiles, and even ruler protractors in the game, just to make academic discussions more rigorous and scientific. It's just a façade, but in the bones it's a demo version of Cosmic Arena, and the purpose of making it is to show off the game engine's physics and sexy and beautiful character style, while showing off the DNA system that the Bee PTE engine is proud of.

These NPCs and scenes are randomly assembled by the system according to the preset rules, extracting materials from the material library, but they are more beautiful and picturesque, and their profound technical skills are revealed.

It's a pity that their "hard work" was still ignored, which made Gou Mao a little sad and angry, and at the same time thought maliciously, it must have been those aunts who were stimulated by the good figure of the game beauty, so they were jealous and decided to "tear the little by hand", and the big boss couldn't get by because of his face, so he gave the order to ban the title.

In fact, looking at the domestic and foreign game circles, from desktop online games to mobile mobile games, it is common to use screenshots and CGs of beautiful female characters as promotional materials, and it can be said that there are very few games that can stare at mosaics and sell gameplay like "Minecraft". In the field of web games and mobile games, it is an industry practice to use the image of a beautiful woman as an advertisement and a logo icon, and games that don't do this will also put a dragon slayer knife, and then come with a sentence "dragon slayer treasure knife click to give" or something.

These are all partial generalizations and substitutions of things (parts of the body), so they are all objectifications, which can be said to be a stubborn disease in the game industry, but also a normal phenomenon. Because man himself is both spiritual and material, the two complement each other and cannot be separated. Even outside of the game, people still talk about the so-called objectification concepts such as white rich and beautiful, tall and handsome, short and poor, and soil fat and round, and most people oppose objectification only against those discriminatory objectifications.

Back in the big room where the studio was located, Gou Mao called everyone together for a meeting.

First of all, of course, it is to cheer everyone up, the reason why 3E studio is ridiculed as a "primary school group", the most fundamental reason is that the average age of the entire studio is only in his early 20s, which is the youngest and lowest educated team in the entire bee game company.

"Actually, this matter is a good thing," Brother Mao (he thought that Gou was the leader of the team and Brother Gou was ugly) smiled and comforted everyone: "I believe everyone has heard a sentence called 'Handsome Alarm the Party Central Committee 1', we are now equivalent to 'Beauty Alarming the General Women's Federation', which can be regarded as an achievement." Besides, everyone knows about 'hunger marketing' and mobile phone rush purchases, right? What you can't get is the best, and I believe that there should already be people asking for seeds in the ice and snow at this time. ”

"Haha," everyone laughed, and the atmosphere in the room was much more relaxed.

"All in all, our first phase of the campaign goal should be successfully completed, we let people know 3E, know that there is such a beauty x universe theme game, these are commendable achievements. Especially the students in the selection group, this time it is really hard for you," Brother Mao, who opened the mode of rewarding meritorious deeds, said eloquently: "Most of the evaluations in the character design of the trial version are positive, which shows that your efforts are not in vain, and they deserve praise and encouragement! ”

When this sentence was spoken, what responded to him was the sound of slapping the table, it turned out that everyone had already fallen on the table at some point, and when he heard him say that there should be applause, he didn't sit up and directly reached out and slapped the table and even the bottom of the table, which was the messy and dull knocking sound just now.

Gou Mao has long been surprised by this situation, his team members are young and inexperienced, and he himself is not like this? He has no qualifications and can't afford to put on a shelf, so he has to have a lot of fun with the people, and make every effort to "create" the most relaxed and free office atmosphere in the whole company.

"Oops, I can be regarded as hearing a word of praise from the leader, during this time, I look at my chest and legs every day, and I am not good, no matter who I see, I have to subconsciously judge whether this figure is suitable and put it in the game," it was a round-faced fat boy who spoke, and he was pillowing on the table when he spoke, resulting in a sound of some urns and urns with resonance.

In the past, if the chubby classmates said these words, several female compatriots in the group would immediately carry out a strong blow to them, but today they just sat on the table weakly, looking at the void in front of them with blank eyes, completely ignoring how bad their current image is, and naturally they can't lift their spirits to rectify the discipline.

As a small team, 3E didn't have the time or ability to start from scratch to create a complete set of art resources, so they all pulled content from the company's material library, and then retouched and combined it into their own games, which is also a manifestation of the industrial development of the game.

However, it is not much easier to select materials from a large number of art resources than to create a new one, at least in terms of mental exhaustion. Although the material library of the bee game is large and complete, the quality of the content is much worse, the materials of the self-developed game are better, the quality from the acquired game is average, and the one from the picture to CG is even more mentally harmful, and they are obviously not lightly injured.

"This can't be done!" Seeing that everyone looked weak, Gou Mao decided to give everyone some stimulants, "Ahem, since the first stage has been successful, it's time to move on to the next stage, magic shootout, or orc jumping?"

"Ahhh