Chapter 1: Kihara's Assistant
Chapter 1: Kihara's Assistant
My name is Assistant Kihara, and I'm an experimental guinea pig. Pen ~ fun ~ Pavilion www.biquge.info I have lived in this institute when I can remember. The so-called research institute is where superpowers are studied. I'm one of the experiments for people to study. Every morning I woke up eating, drinking, and drinking strange things, and then told the researchers around me about my health. Then I lay down in a chair and plugged in wires of various colors until noon. After lunch, the white-coated researchers began to sort through the data, and I went back to my "little castle".
I really don't know what to study in my 7-year-old body. Don't they think blocks are much more fun than boring data?
As for why my name is so weird, I have to start with another person.
Professor Kihara, whose English name is Dr. Kihara. He's always called himself that anyway. Came to this institute from the outside a few years ago. (I stayed at the institute a few years before him, and he was younger than me in terms of seniority, so why am I an assistant?) The grandfather in his 50s, who is said to be a virgin - that's what the researchers call it in private. I heard that Professor Kihara has never had a girlfriend so far, and he has dedicated his life to studying Shota's body. What a pervert.
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"Are you bastards urinating in your heads? Didn't you even notice that one set was missing from the data of this experiment? How many times have I told you, 2000 experiments are only allowed more and not lessγγγγγγ β
Alas, the old man Kihara's obsessive-compulsive disorder is committed, two thousand is hard to count. I usually count to 50 and I can't sit still with him. Those big brothers are very powerful.
To put it bluntly, Professor Kihara is an old-fashioned old thing.
According to the researchers, Professor Kihara was originally an internationally renowned expert in superpower research, but somehow he was exiled to us. It seems that he is not even a professor now, but he still asks others to call him professor. Well, in short, a person who loves vanity very much. In addition, everyone here except Professor Kihara believed that he had been exiled from here, although he had always insisted that he was transferred.
Well, after talking for a long time, you can see it. Professor Kihara lost his title as a professor, but because of his vanity, he changed his name to professor. As for my name, he also changed it. My original name was ID12450 and I thought it was a good name. And my current name has the meaning of "Kihara's assistant", so that it can reflect the essence of his professor. Okay, that's it for this old guy.
The adults in the institute have all been introduced.
Oh yes, I haven't introduced this institute yet.
The name of this institute seems to be 7 characters, so it is too long for me to remember. Although the name is long, the facilities here are very broken. There are two floors in total. Not only is the building broken, but the experimental facilities are also broken. I feel that I am forever a class behind my friends in other institutes. Look at the Kihara Research Institute of the Advanced Education Bureau next door, how magnificent it is, and a bed is specially customized for each little friend. I don't even have a bed here. (By the way, I'm staying in the kitchen now). Looking at the Seventh Pharmaceutical Research Center, it is also very magnificent. It's a pity that most of the friends there suffer from muscular dystrophy and don't have the opportunity to play happily.
"Hey, assistant, don't talk to yourself out there. Professor Kihara's voice came from outside.
"Yes, Professor. β
Normally, if you call him Professor directly, there will be a lot of wrinkles on his face, just like the land that was already short of water suddenly cracked.
"Professor, what's going on?" I asked.
"It's just that the guys are lazy and don't do a set of data, and you'll have to go over and test it later. Make me a cup of tea. "The professor came in to make a cup of tea, and I have every reason to believe that he forgot where the tea leaves and the kettle were.
"Assistant, go make me a cup of tea. This is the job that every assistant should do. "That's what he said when he forgot where the tea was.
"Assistant, don't make me tea, I'm not old enough to make tea. This is what he said when he remembered where the tea was.
"Professor, I've been bored lately. "While the professor was holding up the tea, I wanted to go out and play.
"No, I can't. The professor interrupted me with a "no", "What if you get lost halfway, if you get lost and are picked up by someone from another research institute, you won't be able to come back." β
"Then I still want to lose it, after all, so that I can go and live in that big house. β
The professor looked at him with a neurotic expression, and he didn't speak. But I knew my plans to go out and play were in vain.
"Then the professor wants new toys. "It's nice to get toys.
That's easy, I'll go back and get it for you. After drinking tea, the professor got up and walked back, I don't know if my tea was too good or if I slapped the sycophants to the point, the professor is in a good mood now.
After a while, the professor came in with a large box containing various balls and plastic sticks.
"Today you are going to spell me a bisphenol A, and you can play with the rest of the materials. β
I don't know why, but I've always loved this block-like game, and I'm very talented.
It all started on the day the professor first arrived.
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That day I cried and fussed because life was not fun, and all the researchers were annoyed by me. The new professor gave me the set of toys and explained the rules of the game.
"There are 6 big balls and 6 small balls and you will be given some tiny plastic sticks. Your task is to connect the balls with plastic sticks. The specific rule is that there are a maximum of four sticks on a large ball, one double stick on top of two single sticks, and one three-strip stick on top of three single sticks. There is also a large ball that cannot have two double sticks on it at the same time. β
I played this block-building game all afternoon that day. During this time I was very honest, or rather I was focusing all my attention on this thing.
Until the professor came back from the experiment in the afternoon.
"Professor, I made it. "As soon as I met the professor, I immediately showed off the results of my research in the afternoon.
"Oh, what did you spell out?" looked at the professor's distrustful look in his eyes.
I felt like I was being underestimated, so I hurriedly took the pile out.
"Professor, you see, this is this, this is this, this is still ... There is also one of this, and finally of all. "I kept changing the shape of the toy in my hand. The professor's eyes went from disdain at first, to astonishment, to shock, and finally to look at me with the eyes of a monster for a long time.
"You're a real genius. After a long time, the professor sighed, "I will teach you, you first put out a ring called benzene, and the second one is called... β
PS: The organic enlightenment of students should start from the baby.
PS2: Which of you will explain to me why the more you get to the end of the period, the more inspired you become?