Chapter 126: Heavenly Wolf Holy Armor
"Sir, please stay. The blonde and blue-eyed people were dressed like medieval gentlemen, with black top hats crooked on their heads, and one of them took off his hat and saluted Lu Fan: "Dear sir, I have a few words I want to talk to you about, I don't know if you have time." ”
"Well, as you can see, the clothes I'm wearing are not light, so if there's nothing important, let's talk about it another day. I'm so tired that I can't even open my mouth. Lu Fan pointed to his helmet: "And now my cervical and lumbar spine are not very good." ”
"Ahh That's what we're here for. The man said, "My name is Robert, and I'm from Van Tegucan, and the name Van Tega will never be unfamiliar to you." ”
Lu Fan rolled his eyelids: "Oh, Fandican, I studied it when I was in junior high school, isn't it the chief helmsman of the Holy See, what are you looking for me, I don't seem to be your disciple, and I have no relationship with you." That's weird you're messing with me. ”
Robert shrugged his shoulders: "Sir, all the people in the world are God's people, and we have never discriminated against anyone in this regard, so you don't have to feel inferior to this-"
"Your uncle's. Lu Fan scolded in his heart, the guy in the Holy See was really arrogant.
"Okay, I'm serving you. You just tell me what's the matter with me. "You can't be angry with him at all for this kind of arrogance that borders on madness, because it's useless to do that, and to argue with him is even more like playing the harp.
In fact, the people of the world are actually God's people, but a large part of them are not awakened. Brother Lu, I am honored to tell you that it is God who has asked us to summon you, and from now on, you will end your ordinary life and enter the arms of God. Robert's blue eyes showed a look of adoration that bordered on madness, and he drew a cross on his chest.
Lu Fan licked his tongue: "What are you doing, you plan to give me 10 million?"
"Oh, my friend, how can you have such vulgar thoughts, of course not. I have only come to inform you that the greatest pope of Vatican has extended an invitation to you, and from now on you will be a member of the Church. That's right, you're a very blessed person, well, that's it. ”
Lu Fan blinked in a daze: "What is the Pope, can you eat it?"
"Forgive this lost lamb, O God. He is so fragile and ignorant, and he has committed a heinous sin before he knows it, and we are willing to pray for you, O God, that you have such a big heart that you will not be like him. ”
The three divine servants looked at Lu Fan in astonishment: "Our Pope said that if you are willing to join the church, you will get the position of archbishop in white. ”
Lu Fan, who was about to turn around and leave, suddenly stopped: "Don't say it earlier, in fact, I have long planned to stand on the same front with God, but you are hiding deeply, and I haven't found the organization." ”
"So, did you join us voluntarily?" the eyes of the three servants showed a look of delight, it seemed that their mission had been accomplished.
Ma De, it is obvious that you took a fancy to the armor on Lao Tzu's body, and now you say that I am consciously voluntary, as if I have submitted some application to you.
"So, you can put on this armor of God, ah, it is all the will of God, and it is God who has guided this armor to find you, because you are a citizen of God. Now Robert finally found an absolutely perfect explanation for this incident.
"Ah, yes, but since I'm a white archbishop, why don't you talk to me like this, do you want to bow to me or something? And don't you have any greeting gifts for me? I mean, if I'm a white-clad archbishop, I'm not going to do it. Lu Fan spread his hands and said.
Oh, of course not, God has always been generous and selfless to his people. Once you have this token, you will be able to enter and leave the Holy See in the future, and this bottle of 'blood of the gods' and these 'holy waters', as well as this cross that only the archbishop in white deserves, are all symbols of your status, please accept them. ”
Robert took out a box from his pocket, there were several things in it, Lu Fan looked at it and didn't say anything, just took it all.
"So, do you have anything else to do?" Lu Fan said with a very tired look.
"Oh, not for the time being, but if the Holy See has any sending, you have to be on call, that's all. Rest assured, God will protect you in the future, may the Lord bless you, goodbye. ”
Lu Fan thought that they would "help" him to untie the shackles of his armor, but now it seems that they may not have that ability, so he has to find a way to do it himself. So after seeing them leave, Lu Fan returned to his house.
"Damn, the 'blood of the gods' and 'holy water' are just a bunch of rags. However, this token and the cross do have the imprint of 'Holy Qi' on it. Lu Fan was very uninterested and threw a bunch of things on the bed, and then began to think of a way.
This so-called divine weapon, or God arm, according to Taoism, is actually a pure yang magic weapon, and it is very powerful. In the cultivation realm, it is also a low-grade Dao weapon, but for some reason, it seems to have lost some laws, and it is currently a pearl covered with dust.
But these are all later words, the most important thing at the moment is to get this thing off his body, Lu Fan is really a little fed up with it.
However, he thought of more than a dozen ways in a row, but it still didn't work.
For example, when he shrinks, his armor shrinks, and when he gets bigger, his armor grows bigger, and when he burns it with samadhi true fire, it absorbs the samadhi true fire, and when it covers it with ice spirits, it emits golden light and melts the ice spirits. It's really a stinky and hard hob meat.
"Gee, you're still in a with me. ”
Lu Fan felt that things were very unusual, according to common sense, once the treasure recognized the owner, it would follow the owner's wishes, but how could it do it against himself. Could it be that this magic weapon itself is flawed, and you can't take it off if you put it on? Of course, it is not ruled out that there are two goods in the immortal cultivation world, and Lu Fan was suddenly worried about designing such an unqualified product.
"You don't have any sense of me, so how can it run to me. It's weird. Could it be—"
Suddenly, Lu Fan had some thoughts, no matter what, this is a magic weapon belonging to the Holy See, and the Holy Qi cultivated by the monks of the Holy See is very different from the spiritual energy cultivated by himself, it is because of this reason that the treasure cannot sense his divine sense.
However, Lu Fan didn't know the spells of the Holy See, and even if he knew some, it was just scratching the surface.
"Try some holy water. Holding the idea of a dead horse being a live horse doctor, Lu Fan took out a bottle of holy water from the small box Robert handed him, and then sprinkled it on his body. But the armor didn't react at all, just like a mud cow entering the sea.
"I've long thought holy water was unreliable. ”
Lu Fan took out the bottle of so-called 'Divine Blood' again and looked at it, and as soon as he opened the lid, a burst of blood mist erupted from the bottle. After those blood mist sprayed on Lu Fan's body, red dots formed on the golden armor, and then the red dots were all absorbed by the armor.
"Click. The helmet on top of Lu Fan's head fell to the ground all of a sudden.
"It turns out that I need to drip blood to recognize the Lord,, how can I forget the most basic and simple things. This armor needs pure yang blood to activate, and now it is dead. Lu Fan smashed his head, he was too stupid to even forget this.
However, this bottle of 'God's Blood' was actually pure Yang blood, which Lu Fan didn't expect. Seeing that there was still half of the bottle left, I hurriedly closed the lid and put it in the box.
Then Lu Fan bit the tip of his tongue and sprayed the pure yang blood full of his own essence and spirit onto the armor. It's also strange to say that the armor that was still lying on his body just now like dead skin suddenly fell apart and returned to the state of the auction.
"Sure enough, it has the same heart as me, shrinking. ”
As soon as Lu Fan stretched out his hand, the golden armor shrank to the size of a palm and landed in the palm of his hand.
"With such a large amount of pure yang power, it is definitely the realm of a low-grade Dao weapon. However, I think your potential is more than that, could it be that you were knocked out of the realm by someone in a certain flood war? What kind of magic weapon is your predecessor?"
Lu Fan opened his eyes and saw that he was immediately reflected back by a piece of golden light, and immediately turned off his divine sense, so frightened that he didn't dare to look at it again. With his current realm, he couldn't peek into its secrets.
"Forget it, no matter how brilliant your achievements were in the past, and how strong your thirst for blood was, it belongs to me now, and I will study you slowly. The reason why the blood of the gods just now was absorbed by the armor as soon as the bottle was opened, Lu Fan felt that it was because the armor itself had a bloodthirsty characteristic.
"This pure yang magic weapon, although it can't exert any power in my hands, is enough to break the formation of the 'Soul Gathering and Devouring Yuan Array'. ”
Without further ado, Lu Fan changed a few handprints in his left hand, and pointed at the golden armor, and the armor made a buzzing sound, and disappeared in an instant.
In the next second, this golden armor appeared on its own in the formation that Wei Huang had been to before.
Because it was a pure yang magic weapon nurtured by the Holy See's holy energy, as soon as it encountered the evil spirit, it immediately instinctively radiated ten thousand golden lights, and those golden lights were like thousands of golden long swords, piercing the entire formation in an instant, and the earth was cracked.
As the golden swords on the ground became denser and denser, the cracks became larger and larger, gradually extending to the pillars, and the pillars began to crack one after another.
And inside those cracked openings, gray air currents kept rushing outward, and they flew and circled in the air with the sound of ten thousand ghosts howling.
At this moment, the golden armor suddenly turned into a giant golden wolf, and opened its fanged mouth towards those gray air currents.
"It turned out to be the most ferocious and brutal Sirius Holy Armor in Western mythology, and it swallowed these living souls for me!"
Because releasing these living souls would definitely form countless resentful spirits and cause immeasurable blows to the world, Lu Fan didn't have time to pity them, so his handprint flipped and gave an order to the golden armor. After all, this is also a helpless thing, and cruelty has to be done.