"The old man is polite, the old man is telling jokes, and the atmosphere is up. ”

"Yes, yes, the mood just now was a little heavy, and life must be happy to make the atmosphere up. ”

"Get it up!"

"Get it up!"

“……”

Although only a small part of the thousands of fans are active, the subtitles are still scrolling, all asking Su Yu to tell jokes and stories.

I have to say that Su Yu sings averagely, but he is very talented in acting and is very good at telling jokes and stories.

If you want to tell good jokes and stories, you also need facial expressions and body language.

"Haha, that's not much nonsense, I'm going to start telling a few jokes. Su Yu smiled mysteriously: "This is a series of jokes, most of you must have never heard of it, people with low laughter should pay attention to protect the screen, and please do not eat during the joke session." ”

Everyone is surprised, in the information age, the Internet is very developed, how many jokes have you not heard?

Ninety percent of the jokes Su Yu told before have been known to the public, and they like to listen to them just because they review them again, plus Su Yu tells them relatively well.

"There are two main protagonists in this series of jokes, one is the teacher and the other is Xiao Ming. Tonight I'm going to talk about a few, and then a whole new novella. "Su Yu has already arranged tonight's live broadcast, the first show was originally Xiao Yu singing, and it was the song given by Su Yu, but due to the unexpected appearance of Shenwei fans, I had to change it to Shenwei's "Flower Basket".

Su Yu searched on the Internet, but he couldn't find Xiao Ming's get-out series of jokes, not only that, but this world lacked too many classic resources from the previous world.

This discovery made Su Yu ecstatic, rebirth is indeed a blessing, but unfortunately it will be very painful in the early stage, just look at this hemorrhoid.

Let's be bitter first and then sweet, Su Yu endured it.

"Aha, first of all, let me explain, this teacher is a female teacher, Xiao Ming, of course, is a man. Su Yu said, not throwing out a joke right away.

The general live broadcast will last for several hours, and the anchor can't be ** from the beginning to the end every time, who can stand it for hours?

Knowing how to pull water is the king.

"Speak quickly, old man, familiar and familiar, if you can't make me laugh, hum, I promise I won't kill you. ”

"Hurry, I want a female teacher. ”

"Let's start, the prince tells the story of Xiao Zhengtai and the mature female teacher. ”

"Whips, candles, handcuffs for sale in the front row, ......"

Fans are starting to make a fuss again.

Su Yan is embarrassed, the story of Xiao Zhengtai and a mature female teacher, this kind of thing is thought of by a person with a special fetish, but indeed, Xiao Ming's get out series is basically about Xiao Zhengtai and a mature female teacher.

"Ahem. Su Yu stopped talking nonsense, pretending to be a serious teacher, and her voice became a little more mature and feminine: "Xiao Ming, your homework is getting worse and worse, what's going on?"

This is naturally what the female teacher said, everyone will smile, Su Yu pretends to be very funny, whether it is the voice or expression, it sounds and looks like it wants to make people laugh.

"Well, I haven't heard of it. ”

"Haha, looking forward to it, I don't know what will come next. ”

"I must not laugh. ”

The audience listened carefully while staring at Su Yu.

"Teacher, wait for me to find out the reason and tell you in the afternoon, okay?" Su Yu's voice changed, it was very tender, and it was obvious that he was playing the role of Xiao Zheng and Xiao Ming.

Haha, everyone chuckled, this guy, his voice is quite changeable, if you give these two voices to strangers, it is difficult to hear that they are from the same person.

Soon, Su Yu's voice returned to normal, and he said in the role of narrator: "In the afternoon, the teacher called Xiao Ming outside the classroom again. ”

Xiao Ming: "Teacher, I found it, my grandfather said that the homework is getting more and more difficult, and he can't help it." ”

"Poof~"

"Poof~"

"Poof~"

……

I don't know how many people can't help but laugh on the other end of the screen, and I don't know how many people have suffered from the display screen.

"Peat, a shocking twist, it turned out that the grandfather helped his grandson with his homework. Ouch, no, I'm laughing to death. ”

"Damn, I was drinking water when I was disobedient, and the water and the nose were squirting out of my nose. ”

"Oh my god, this is the first time I've heard this joke. It's too funny, and Xiao Ming teases Grandpa not to explain. ”

“……”

Rows of Häagen-Dazs swiped the screen on the screen, not to mention, it was hard to buy a smile, and then there was a burst of laughter and scolding and complaining from fans.

Xiao Yu's brain is very bright, and he understands the joke at once, and he can't stop giggling.

Xiaoxiao was still young, she didn't understand well, and she wasn't interested, seeing Su Yu's very happy appearance, she weakly pulled the corner of his clothes and begged: "Gege, grilled fish, Xiaoxiao wants to eat grilled fish." ”

The little one is obsessed with last night's grilled fish.

"You can't mention grilled fish on the show, good. Su Yan was speechless, the child's thinking was wild, and he couldn't restrain it: "Sister sang just now, she was thirsty, pour her a glass of water." ”

Although Xiaoxiao was not happy, she was still very obedient and climbed down the stool to pour water for Xiao Yu.

"What kind of grilled fish, Guolao, make it clear. ”

"Guo Lao, it's not good for children to eat too much barbecue, let Xiao Qiao eat barbecue less. ”

"Why haven't I heard Xiao Qiao shouting about eating grilled fish before, what's going on, the elder Guo said to listen. ”

Many fans like to listen to Nian Nujiao talk about family affairs and want to know the bits and pieces of their brother and sister, especially about Xiao Yu and Xiaoxiao.

As a last resort, Su Yu chatted for a while, talked about last night's events, and then continued to tell Xiao Ming's jokes.

[Teacher: Xiao Ming, please use one sentence to prove your anger when you can't find someone.]

Xiao Ming: Bastard, where are you?

Teacher: Quality.

Xiao Ming: Turtle, where are you?

Teacher: Get out!]

……

"Haha, that's funny. ”

"Xiao Ming, get out! ”

"I feel like I'm in love with Xiao Ming. ”

……

[Xiao Ming: Teacher, I like you.

Teacher: I don't like children.

Xiao Ming: I don't like children either, we can do without children.

Teacher: Get out!]

After Su Yu finished telling a few Xiao Ming series jokes, fans laughed and shouted that they couldn't stand it.

"Ahem. Su Yu cleared his throat with a handsome and charming smile on his face: "It's Da Qiao's turn next." I'm sure it's going to be a very nice song, it's a song that belongs entirely to Big Joe, and after tonight, I'm sure it will slowly spread all over the country, and it will be as popular as the music pop hits, and it will be sung for a long time. ”

The audience was taken aback, Su Yu's opening remarks were too confident and tough, and he dared to boast of such a mouthful.

Su Yu's eyes were full of confidence: "This song, for this day, I have waited too long, tonight, it was born, bringing the people living in the steel jungle back to the countryside full of pastoral taste, and bringing the people who have matured back to their golden childhood." ”