Christmas Specials

Banknote: Yo, everyone, I'm the host of this Christmas special banknote. Pen @ fun @ pavilion wWw. ｂｉｑUｇE。 ｉｎｆｏ

Free: I'm a guest free

Mei Hong: I am the guest sister Hong

Three: Merry Christmas everybody!

Banknote: Now you can't say I'm slow to update hahaha.

Wandering: The Christmas special is more fake and it's just to cheat clicks and word counts, bastard! And what's the point of this special, bastard! You guy won't give us the script, bastard!

Banknotes:...... I don't know

Mei Hong:, what do you mean?

Banknote: It's just self-play~ Anyway, you've all left the plot several times without authorization.

Free: The main thing is that your script is too pitiful.

Banknotes:.... Let's talk about what's going on in this episode.

Wandering: I think it can be tampered with, ah no, it's quoting some classic sentences to fool the past.

Banknotes: For example, there is a golden full moon hanging in the deep blue sky, and the backyard of Meiren Temple below, all of which are planted with endless green watermelons. In the midst of it was a sixteen or seventeen-year-old girl with metal-like wings on her back, and a steel fork in her hand, stabbing at a mouse with all her might. But the rat twisted and fled from under her crotch. This girl is the Sealed Beast Eagle.

Free:...... I think it seems to be the story of Leap Earth and Ru

Banknote: yes

Wandering: Is it true that Lu Xun doesn't look at the same people?!

Mei Hong: I feel like you've just replaced the protagonist of the story. And why did the Sealed Beast Eagle run after Nazling?

Free: Let's make trouble for White Lotus. After all......

Banknote: (Damn, you've made up your own brains) Eun, I'll add to that.

The body begins

On the eve of Christmas, when the economic crisis was great, there was only one piece of 8 Mao 7 on her body, and she sat on a shabby little sleeping chair and cried decadently.

After Mei Hong finished crying, she stood in front of the window and stared at a gray cat walking on the gray fence in the gray backyard. Tomorrow is Christmas, and she only has one yuan and eight anise seven to buy a gift for her husband. It took her months and her best efforts to accumulate point by point to get to such a result. Twenty dollars a week is just not enough to spend, spending more than budget, always. There is only one yuan octagonal seven to buy a gift for the free, her free. How many happy days had she spent planning to give him a lovely gift, a delicate, rare, precious gift—at least something worthy of everything.

Suddenly, she whirlwind from the window and stood in front of the wall mirror. Her eyes were crystal clear, but within twenty seconds her complexion had lost its brilliance. She quickly split her hair so that it was completely scattered.

Now, the couple each have something they are particularly proud of. One is a free gold watch, which is his proudest work, and the other is the girl's red hair that has grown to mop the floor. His gold watch eclipsed Patek Perry's long hair

At this moment, Meihong's hair splashed around her, waving and shining like a brown waterfall. Her hair reached knee-length, like one of her robes. Then, nervously, she hurriedly brushed her hair back. After a minute of hesitation, he stood there motionless, a tear or two splashed on the shabby red carpet.

She went downstairs and came out into the street. I sold my hair before I came to the barbershop.

Mei Hong found a Christmas gift that satisfied her - a white gold watch chain, and she believed that she would be proud to wear it. He must be eager to watch time 100 times a day

As always, he returns home, greeted by the short-haired girl Hong and her Christmas present. You Li smiled wryly, revealing his pale left hand—there was no gold watch there.

"Sister Hong, put aside all the Christmas presents. As he spoke, he pulled out his gift—a full set of combs studded with precious metals.

Banknote: How is this description? Isn't it good, it's a good match for the two of you. Hey~

Wandering (glancing): Ah, you're still crying.

Mei Hong: That's that guy's fabrication. Besides, have you ever seen an old lady cry?

Banknote: (You two are hopeless.) Is there anything wrong with what I wrote?

Free: There is a problem. We're not husband and wife in the first place, and she's not an immortal bird, and her hair will grow that long the first day after she is cut and the next day.

Mei Hong: Isn't this guy making things himself?

Free: So that's how it should be.

As always, he returns home, greeted by the short-haired girl Red and her Christmas gift, a white gold bracelet.

You Li took out a set of expensive combs and said, "This set of combs will be given to you, you can use it tomorrow, and I will buy me a watch bracelet myself." ”

Mei Hong said: "You can't afford precious metals. ”

"Eh, by the way, did you sell your hair and buy this?"

"yes. ”

"Then you sell your hair for metal in the future, anyway, your hair is stubble a day, I will make a watch with my heart, and finally sell it as a high-end luxury。。。。。。。 ”

Since then, Youli and Meihong have embarked on the road of self-employment, one is responsible for providing metal, and the other is responsible for production and sales. The two lived a wealthy life.

Mei Hong: Sure enough, the do-it-yourself life of abundant food and clothing is the truly touching story.

Free: That's right, hahahaha

Banknotes:...............

Wandering: Hmm~ What other story can we adapt~

Banknotes:........................

Mei Hong: For example, Taketori Monogatari?

Banknotes:.............................. Enough of you guys, completely misinterpreted the meaning of the author himself, okay!

You Li: We can also adapt many famous works, such as: There is no god in the world, and when there are more believers, there is a god.

Banknotes: Hey!

Sister Hong: I smiled at the sky with my sword, and Kaguya drew my sword and cried to the ground

Banknotes: You 。。。。。

Wandering: Time is like a pocket watch in Sakiya's hand, you will have as much as you want.

Mei Hong: To live or to die is a question

Wandering: I opened Lumia's dictionary and found that the words "decimal" were written on each of the crooked leaves. I couldn't fall asleep, and I looked carefully for half the night, only to see the words in the cracks, and there were two words written all over the book that were \"cannibalism\"!

Banknote: That's enough!!!!!!!!!! you're going to give me a little bit too. Now it's completely out of my mind!

Free & Sister Hong: Isn't what we just said your intention? (Tea)

Banknote: It's a long life! The male and female protagonists are revolting!qaq

ps: Now I don't just have one update a week 233333, marrychristmas!

PS2: Master Lu Xun, Mr. O'Henry, Shakespeare I'm sorry for you qaq