Chapter 317: The first bullet of He Nuxia's imitation show
He Ying tore off the spruce jacket and robe on her shoulders, and then threw herself down on the couch fiercely, lying on her back to the sky, and then breathed a sigh of relief. <, but the two eyes are slippery and eating ice cream, which is cool.
He Ying was furious, stood up and glared at him, gritted his teeth and said, "Phew! It's all you, what kind of bad idea do you have to pretend to be rich...... Rich second generation. These fragmentary, annoying people ......"
Before he finished speaking, he suddenly felt that this guy's eyes were wrong, and his heart jumped, his face flushed, and he stammered: "You...... You see...... What to see!"
Su Mo didn't have the slightest sense of peeping at the consciousness, reluctantly retracted his gaze, smashed his mouth, and pouted: "What's the matter, I look at my daughter-in-law, it's just right." Besides, don't try to slander me, I said pretending to be a rich second generation, but it's like a flower hen, but it's your own idea. ”
He Ying was angry, annoyed and shy, snorted, gave him a fierce look, and turned her head to ignore him.
Su Mo was secretly amused.
After making a plan with Sun Yong and others that day, Su Mo took He Ying, Huzi and two other veterans to embark on the westward journey together.
This time, if you want to hide from everyone's ears and eyes, you must think of ways to dissolve into the crowd. And in this place, the biggest flow of people is the merchants. But in order to blend in with the caravan, you must first give yourself a merchant or business-related status.
Merchants need goods, but the five hundred taels of silver they have on them at the moment are considered rich in ordinary people's homes, but if they want to use them to purchase goods, it is really pitiful.
Therefore, as soon as everyone summed up, Su Mo proposed to simply pretend to be the young lady of a rich family, and then think of finding a caravan to participate in the shares.
But this idea was vetoed by He Ying. He Niu'er proudly declared that she had a way to make everyone pretend to be a member of the He family, or the real noble person of the He family. Then you can call the money from He Jiaguang to buy goods, and the problem of shortage of money will be solved.
Look, this is the so-called female college is not staying. That's not going to do much, so let's put the idea on my own property first. I don't know what kind of mood Old Man He will be in if he knows.
Of course, no one cares what Old Man He thinks at this time, what they have to consider is that because of Su Mo, the identity of He Ying, the second lady of the He family, has been known, and it is obviously unusable. Therefore, it is easy to pretend to be a member of the family, but the identity is easy to consider.
As a result, as soon as they discussed, the eldest veteran, Cao Lu, had an idea, and proposed that Su Mo pretend to be the eldest of the He family, and He Ying appeared as a young lady. As for the three of them, one happened to be a king, and the other was a butler and a servant.
Cao Lu had obviously read some of it, and had always been known in the army for his cunning and resourcefulness. Because of the homonym of his name, he gave him the nickname "Grass Donkey". Now as soon as this plan came out, everyone applauded, but He Ying didn't speak, but she didn't object to it with a blushing face.
She didn't speak, and Cao Lu and the others naturally didn't dare to ask, so they only looked at Su Mo. Su Mo didn't care about that, He Niu'er's mind could not be understood. Don't say it's a pretending couple, I'm afraid that if you say that you will get married immediately, this girl is also very willing. I didn't look at the waves in my eyes, and the wet ones were about to drip water.
So with a wave of his hand, the matter was settled. The grass donkey is about to be thirty years old, but he is old, so he is naturally the best choice for the housekeeper. Huzi is clever and can pretend to be a follower. And the other one named Tang Meng is naturally the emperor.
After this plan, I went all the way to the nearest town to buy some equipment, but now I really bought equipment. From chariots and horses to clothes and ornaments, as well as some objects that pretend to be people, they all have to be changed.
Things went well, except for a small episode from time to time. This little episode is the reason for He Ying's troubles at this moment.
I don't know if it's the novelty of pretending to be another identity for the first time, or because of the fact that I can play a couple with Su Mo, in short, He Niuer is very excited. is extremely attentive to the character he is about to play, and all kinds of details are examined again and again, and he refuses to miss anything. And then that's what it looks like now.
You must know that in the Ming Dynasty, women's clothing was still quite different. The woman is the dress of the woman, and the maiden is the dress of the maiden. Whether it is from clothing or accessories, including buns, etc., there is a clear difference. Not to mention, it is not only a woman, but also a woman of status and an ordinary woman.
If it is just an ordinary woman, it is mostly a skirt, and then a wrap around the head can be done, at most a little richer, and a gown is added outside;
But if it is a woman from a wealthy family, it is often a top shirt and a skirt bottom, and then a skirt with a bright embroidery. There are also armor or jackets outside, and the form is different from ordinary people's styles.
In addition to these, there should be shoulders and robes. Unlike simple sleeveless knee-length gowns, robes have a low neckline, wide sleeves, and a length that reaches the feet, similar to the floor-length skirts found in girls' outfits.
Miss He Er is usually proud of being a chivalrous woman in the rivers and lakes, and she is often dressed as a sharp and powerful arrow, and she almost never even wears the top and bottom skirt of a girl's clothes. And now, suddenly into such a big lump on my body, I still felt fresh and curious at first, and I looked a little complacent. But after only half a day's work, the freshness immediately turned to frustration.
It's too cumbersome, cumbersome, she can't even walk, and she has to be careful all the time, lest a movement is too big, either she is tripped over, or she steps on the skirt, and she sweats profusely after a while.
Fortunately, she has to pretend to be a rich child, and most of the time she walks by car, which makes Miss He Er finally a lot easier. Of course, it would have been more satisfying if Su Mo, the bastard, had not been smiling evilly beside him, and he had nicknamed her.
When He Ying first heard this name, she was stunned for a while, and then she was completely crazy. How poisonous does this guy's mouth have to be to give such a nickname to a charming woman?
It's too fingery! I can't bear it. He Niuer went away on the spot. But for a bastard like Su Mo, whether he is crazy or rampage, it obviously won't achieve any good results. When he was beaten, he surrendered decisively without discipline, and how to call it after that, He Ying was also drunk in the end, so she could only ignore it, otherwise she would be the first to be angry and die.
At this moment, listening to this bastard calling himself like this again, He Yingqi's teeth itched, but he really didn't have the strength to entangle. In the past few days, because she is not in a hurry, and she has to attract some caravans to the door, she needs to show up with Su Mo from time to time. Therefore, this set of flower hen suits is completely impossible to get rid of, making her almost exhausted, more tired than fighting three hundred rounds with others.
She even regrets it now, shouldn't she have proposed to pretend to be a member of the He family in the first place. In particular, she also used the He family's secret bowl without authorization, but she knew how important this secret sauce was to the He family. I don't know if my father will be angry with himself when he finds out. How did you make such an impulsive decision in the first place?
She stretched her limbs and lay on the couch and thought to herself. was worrying about these haves and nots, when suddenly there was a knock on the door outside, and she hurriedly sat up, hurriedly put on her shoulders and robes, and sat up in a fake look.
Su Mo looked at her with a smile, and when she finished cleaning up, Shi Shiran called "enter". When the door opened, the grass donkey walked in sweating, first saluted the two, and then said with a bitter face: "Childe, I'm afraid there is trouble." As he spoke, his eyes glanced at He Ying, and he stopped talking.
Su Mo was stunned for a moment, slowly put down the teacup in his hand, and frowned, "What's the matter?"
The grass donkey hesitated, glanced at He Ying again, and saw that both of them showed impatience on their faces, so they hesitated and said, "Yes...... It's the money bank that has something going wrong. They seem to have repented and refused to provide us with money as promised. ”
Su Mo couldn't help but raise his eyebrows, and his eyes also looked at He Ying.
He Ying was also stunned, but then he was furious. This is full of suffocation, and there are still people below who come to rub the fire, and it's against the sky!
Thinking so, I couldn't help but raise my eyebrows, shoot the case, and take a step to break out. It's just that she forgot that at this moment, she is only playing the newlywed wife of the young owner of the He family, and who knows that she is the second lady of the He family?
And she forgot one thing, at the moment she was wearing a cumbersome skirt, so she raised her foot in such a hurry, and immediately stepped on the corner of the skirt, and then waved her hands in a panic, with a standard forward action, gorgeously kissed the earth.
"Ahh
The screams suddenly rose, and seeing that she was getting closer and closer to the ground, Miss He Er couldn't help but subconsciously close her eyes.
There was no expected pain, and her body was shocked, but she was greeted by a warm embrace.
"Ying'er, there are still outsiders, so impatient...... Oh, wouldn't it be good?" An obviously ridiculous tone sounded in his ears, and He Ying's heart that had just been frightened suddenly burst into an evil fire.
Damn bastard! shameless thief! she cursed hatefully, opened her mouth without thinking, and bit down on her arm.
"Ah——, painful, painful, let go, Ba Po! Ah, come back! If you don't let go, Lao Tzu is going to turn his face......" Suddenly, another scream sounded, followed by a series of curses, which was called a chaotic one.
The donkey covered his face with his hands, sighed and turned around. He wouldn't be shocked, he had seen this kind of scene a lot in the past few days, and it had been thoroughly honed.
It's just that he's getting down to business right now, is it really good that you two are still having such a good time?" he sighed in his heart.
"Alas, alas, surnamed Su, you dare to commit violence in broad daylight, Lao Tzu fought with you!" was in chaos, and suddenly a cold voice came from outside the door, and then a figure rushed in.
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