Chapter 15: Who Is the Ghost?
A few lonely ghosts in the independent space said: "Comrades, this year our good friends are here again, but we have three chapters of the law, we can scare them, we can play games with them, but we can't hurt them. ”
The starving ghost said, "I don't want to hurt them, as long as they bring dry food and let me eat a few more bites, as long as I am not a starving ghost, I can be reincarnated." ”
"Hahahahaha......" The laughing ghost next to him began to laugh.
The Hungry Ghost glared back at the Laughing Dead and asked, "Why are you laughing at me?"
The laughing ghost looked at the hungry ghost and said, "Hahaha, why am I laughing at you, if I can hold back my laughter, I can become a laughing ghost?"
The stingy ghost looked at the laughing dead ghost and said, "Don't take a big breath, inhale the air that belongs to me." ”
"Actually, we think we should be careful, maybe there are some masters among the students in this trial, then won't we capsize?" the little ghost cautioned.
A few ghosts nodded, and I have to say that they are still careful and thoughtful.
"But we also have to be careful of those ghosts, every time they kill the trialist and then blame us, this time we must stop them from killing a few fewer people. ”
A few ghosts nodded, the boss was right, every year there are ghosts to hurt those trialists, and after those trialists are killed, they become ghosts again, and the number of ghosts in this cycle becomes more and more.
"Sangou, are you reliable or not, where is the ghost?"
Sangou was holding a compass-like thing in his hand, and then looked for ghosts everywhere, Meng Cheng looked at this thing from the sidelines, but he didn't expect them to build such a thing after building it for a long time.
"Ergou, I smell a strange smell, so let's go our separate ways. ”
"No problem, you take this, I'll look for you when the time comes. ”
Meng Cheng picked it up and flew away, and after Meng Cheng left, Sangou had a new discovery.
"Master, the ghost was found, and it was in that cave in front of you. ”
The second dog swallowed a mouthful of saliva and said to the third dog: "Quick, seal this place for me with electronic waves." ”
Sangou took out a computer and sealed the cave, and then took out a big speaker and handed it to Ergou.
Ergou slapped the loudspeaker and then shouted at the cave: "Listen to the ghosts inside, I am the second dog of the Heavenly God King, you have been surrounded, surrender your guns and don't kill." ”
The hungry ghosts in the cave were still discussing countermeasures, and everyone was scared.
"Hahaha, we're surrounded. ”
The starving ghost glared at the laughing ghost: "We're all surrounded, what the are you laughing at?"
The laughing ghost looked at the hungry ghost with a smile and said, "I don't want to laugh." ”
"No, who the would dare to surround us on our turf. ”
"yes, yes, a bunch of ghosts can still scare people. ”
"Let's go, brothers, let's go out, and have a good time with him today. ”
The stingy guy said, "I can't get out, I can't get out at all." ”
A few ghosts took turns to try, but this cave couldn't get out at all, as if there was an invisible shadow surrounding the place.
"Listen, listen, I'll give you another ten minutes, if you don't come out, then I'll set fire to the cave. ”
The second dog looked at the third dog and said, "Three dogs, prepare for us to set fire to the ghosts, do you think the ghosts can eat them?"
Sangou swallowed a mouthful of saliva and said, "I guess the taste shouldn't be wrong." ”
"Then prepare for a big dinner tonight. ”
The horn of the two dogs was not turned off, but the ghosts in what the two of them said could be heard clearly, is this something that the can be done by humans?
"Ahhh
The stingy ghost looked at the laughing ghost in surprise: "Why don't you laugh anymore? Aren't you a laughing ghost?"
The laughing ghost cried and looked at the stingy ghost and said, "You said that people will become ghosts when they die, so what will become when ghosts die?"
The stingy ghost thought for a while and said, "It's called a dead ghost." ”
"Woo woo woo ~ we've all become dead ghosts. ”
"We went out to fight with the two people outside the door, we also have a bottom line to be ghosts, and we have to be a good ghost to be a ghost, not a dead ghost. ”
"Let's go, fight. ”
A few ghosts rushed out desperately, but they just didn't go out, it stands to reason that they were ghosts, but why can even ghosts be stopped by this barrier.
"I said big brother outside, didn't you let us out? You opened the door and let us out, we were ready to surrender. ”
Surrender?The first time Ergou encountered a ghost, you want to surrender now?
"Sangou, since they don't want to come out, let's set fire to the mountain. ”
Sangou nodded, although he did not deny that Ergou was not authentic in this matter, but happy, he had already felt an incomparable happiness.
The three dogs picked up the torches and rushed up, the three dogs set the cave on fire, and the second dog took a big pu fan and began to fan the wind inside.
All of a sudden, the whole cave was filled with smoke, and Ergou looked back at Sangou and said, "Actually, I think that if you get the smoke like this, the taste will be even more at that time." ”
A few ghost brothers in it couldn't help it for a long time, didn't you, you really plan to eat ghosts, isn't that thing the ghost just eating the same as eating air?
What is delicious, Sangou suddenly took out a handful of cumin powder, and then put it in front of Ergou, and Ergou fanned it inside.
The Laughing Dead is crying even more now.
"They're really going to eat ghosts, and they're going to barbecue, you see cumin is coming up now, and it's going to be chili noodles later. ”
As soon as the laughing ghost's words fell, the stingy ghost kicked the laughing dead ghost, and then said angrily: "Look at this crow mouth of yours, let you talk nonsense." ”
Ergou picked up his loudspeaker and said: "Listen to the ghosts inside, you have missed the best opportunity to surrender, first decide in Ben Ergou to correct you on the spot." ”
The ghosts inside are desperate when they hug each other, and they are actually a little scared now, who is the ghost? Who is the human?
"Master, isn't it a little inhumane for us to do this?"
Ergou turned off the horn and said cautiously: "I don't really want to kill them, you think about it, I'm the first time I've seen ghosts in my life, so I'll play tricks on them first, and then I'll take them as my little brother." ”
Sangou nodded seriously, to be honest, Ergou had countless younger brothers in his previous life, and he really hadn't accepted a ghost as a junior brother.
"Three dogs, chili noodles, cumin powder, it's better to get me some more sand, they must have scared the people of the trial before, and today we also scare and scare them. ”