Chapter 1: Don't trespass into the boudoir

One summer day, I was lying on the edge of the Lake of Mist enjoying the afternoon. Pen @ fun @ pavilion wWw. ｂｉｑUｇE。 ｉｎｆｏ

As for why you don't take refuge in the heat in your own home, the answer is that the ability of stupid goblins is much cooler than air conditioning.

Ciluno, nicknamed 9, is a fool who has always claimed to be the strongest in Gensokyo. This guy's abilities seemed to be frozen, so I grabbed her and enjoyed the cool summer days of the Lake of Mist.

"Hurry up, stupid9! are you in debt again?" I lay on the chaise longue and urged Cirno, who was sick.

"You're stupid! your whole family is stupid!" said Kiruno, crying as she used her abilities to make ice.

"Then I'll give you a question to see if you're stupid. If you get it right, you can go now. I opened my eyes slightly, "What is 2+8?"

"This 。。。。。 This....... 2+8.。。。。。。 I see, it's equal to 9" Chiluno-chan happily read out the wrong answer.

"No, the answer is 10. ”

"How is that possible!"

"Just do the work for me. "I've asked her this question 10 times, and she's still a 9 stupid.

"Yo, free. When I heard the voice be Marisa, "What are you doing here?"

"Escape the heat. I shifted into a more comfortable position, "It's cooler to have this stupid goblin working here than at home." ”

Marisa felt that it made sense, so she simply lay down on the ground.

"Chiluno-chan。。。。。 In my ears was the voice of the Great Elf, a companion of Kiruno, "Hurry up and find a chance to run." ”

"Damn, damn black and white, I'm not going to lose this time. Ice Charm [iciclefall]" Qiluno was not to be outdone, and released the spell card.

"I'm Marisa. I didn't make any moves in the face of the stupid spell card, "Why did she work so hard when you came." ”

"It's not because I'm popular in Gensokyo. ”

All of Kiruno's spell cards bypassed us and flew somewhere else.

"Damn, why can't you hit? ”

Let's just say that there is something wrong with your spell card design.

Just as I was silently complaining in my heart, the sound of familiar photos came from the sky. I immediately sat up, and sure enough, it was Guan Xiwen.

"The newcomer from the outside world has become free, and with the immortal bird and the magic envoy, he is still not satisfied, and he actually extends his magic hand to the goblin. ”

For this kind of person, don't talk nonsense, just hang and beat.

"Spell Card [Redox Reaction]" came up with the Spell Card Declaration, and the two balls of light flew out, colliding with each other and flying out more barrages. This spell card is still very ornamental.

"I'm not here to write your news this time. Guan Xiwen said while dodging the barrage.

"Don't talk nonsense, first take revenge for the last time you wrote my news"

"Ann, Ann, no one will believe this kind of thing anyway. ”

"Ghost letter, now Huiyin asks me every day when my wedding will be. ”

"Alright. I was wrong. With a wave of the fan in Guan Xiwen's hand, a barrage dissipated, "I just found a big news, do you want to hear it?" ”

"It's not going to be gossip again, is it。。。。。。 ”

"No, I just found a mystery in the museum. Shooting Maruwen pointed into the distance, "I've been in a few times without success. ”

"So?"

"Are you curious?"

"I'm curious, but can you tell me what this has to do with me beating you?"

"Don't you want to go in and have a look?"

"I'll beat you up before I go. ”

Marisa, though, seems to be interested. "Then let me go in and take a look. ”

With that, she rode her broomstick and grabbed my hand and flew out.

"Have a nice trip!"

"Guanxiwen, you remember me!" Whether she heard it or not, the wail had already dissipated with the Doppler effect.

"Damn, these two men actually ran away. "The stupid guy seems to want to brush up on existence again.

“。。。。。。 Fool 9: "It seems that the big goblin will also complain."

We easily found the so-called Mystery Pavilion, which to put it bluntly means the local tyrant Mansion. However, the red color of the exterior of the Western-style building gives people a very uncomfortable feeling.

"Let's go inside. "Marisa opened the window of the Western-style building, and we were surprisingly smooth.

The inside of the Western-style pavilion is dark, and it feels like the owner of the Western-style pavilion is afraid of light.

"Let's split up. Marisa walked in one direction.

I'm not particularly afraid of ghosts.,The haunted houses in the school city are much more terrifying than here.。

"Okay. "I went in the opposite direction.

For otaku, an oversized house often causes them to be unable to handle the current amount of information, and to put it bluntly, they get lost. Unfortunately, I'm in such a situation right now.

"The owner here is definitely a local tyrant. I grumbled, and opened an unlocked door.

Inside...... How to describe it?The room is full of photos of young girls.,There are a lot of photo albums.,It's all cute and cute.,Even if I don't control loli.,It's also a bloody face.。

But...... Why are all the photos of one person。。。。。。 I'm not going to be a **stalker's room here, right?,There's a lot of maid outfits in the house。。。。。。 What a strange taste the owner of this house is. Also, I found silicone in the maid suit.

I'm no stranger to silicone. When I was running a custom shop, I often had red-faced girls come to me to customize a product made of silicone。。。。。。 This product is called a chest pad, which is called pad in English.

It turned out to be an uncle with poor milk control, so it was better for me to leave silently. I picked up a photo album and prepared to head out. Unfortunately, however, the door opened.

Outside the door was a maid, and the maid outfit on her body seemed to be the same as the one inside. It was possible, but I asked hopefully.

"Good afternoon, miss, take the liberty of asking if this is your room?"

"Yes。。。。。。 A non-emotional sentence shattered my last illusion.

"I'm sorry about that. I bowed slightly in apology, "I accidentally strayed into your boudoir." Can I go out now?"

But the maid in front of me seemed to have her eyes fixed on the album I was holding.

"As for this album," I explained calmly, "I like the young girl in it to take it with me, so why don't you look at it together?"

The maid in front of me rejected my offer, and she pulled out a knife out of nowhere.

It seems that it will not end well. I thought silently. Since this is the case, it is simply spelled.

"Speaking of which, Miss, your maid outfit has a lot of chest pads in it. "I continue to challenge her nerves, only by making her crazy can there be a chance of survival," I personally think that wearing a chest pad for a long time is not good for breast development. ”

I felt like I heard a nerve breaking, and I just blew up the wall and ran away.

"I'll kill you," I heard a low roar from behind me, and when I turned my head, I saw a screen full of throwing knives.

PS: There are a lot of things going on these days. For example, watching movies with girlfriends, eating, chatting, and shopping。。。。。。 In addition to opening the room, it is impossible to update, please forgive the reader.

PS2: I still have a lot of books in my hand, and I guess I won't need them in the future. Let's give it away.