Di Qiu was so frightened that he took a big step back: "Don't make !! trouble" (#'dish ́)

"I'm going to make trouble! I'm going to make trouble?!" the man approached Di Qiu, not reluctantly.

Di Qiu pushed the man away and said angrily: "Don't mess around! You and I are both men! How can men be combined?! I was only lying before you, but now it seems that you are serious." ”

Di Qiu's words seemed to stimulate the man, and he suddenly shouted at Di Qiu: "What about being serious?!What about men?!Men are not qualified to like people?!Men can't like men?!Is it my fault to be born as a man?!Why can only women like men?!Why is it that men and women are yin and yang?!I don't want any yin and yang!I just want to be with the person I like!What am I wrong?!" (〃> dish <)

The man seemed to be full of grievances, and his eyes were full of tears. Sensing the grief in the man's heart, Blazing Yan burst out of the man's arms and glared at Di Qiu fiercely.

This guy made the master cry!Punish him!!(the dish)

Di Qiu didn't expect his words to make the man have such a big reaction, he saw that there were tears in the man's eyes, and wanted to reach out to help him wipe them away, but he was worried that his actions would make the man have an association that he shouldn't have, he hesitated for a while, took out a handkerchief from his arms, and handed it to the man: "That, you wipe the tears." I, I'm not blaming you, it's just ...... It's just ...... "How to persuade you about emotional matters?!Di Qiu, who has been a single dog since he was alive, has no experience and no way to start!( ̄- ̄;)

The man didn't take the handkerchief that Di Qiu handed over, but glared at Di Qiu with teary eyes.

Di Qiu pursed his lips, and out of the corner of his eye, he saw Blazing Yan, and Di Qiu's eyes lit up: "Hey! Where did this rabbit come from? It's quite fat! Ji Meng, don't cry, I'll roast you at noon today, okay?" Di Qiu bent down, grabbed the back of Blazing Yan's neck hair, lifted him up, and then shook it at Ji Meng.

Blazing Yan: "!! "Where did you dare to take Lao Tzu to eat?!" (╬ ̄皿 ̄)=○#( ̄#)3 ̄)

Blazing Yan wanted to get rid of Di Qiu's control, but he couldn't even move when Di Qiu was carrying the hair on the back of his neck, because Ji Meng thought that he had not changed completely, but now the change was complete, but he was restrained by a dead man's soul...... Blazing Yan looked at Ji Meng pitifully.

Although Blazing Yan would not die just because Di Qiu made a delicious roast rabbit, how could his dignity as a Heavenly Dao tolerate him being treated as food by Di Qiu, who had died in the time and space under his control, and only the remnants of his soul remained!

Help, master...... Don't laugh, Lord, Master!(눈‸눈)

"Poof!Rabbit, roast rabbit haha!Rice!Haha!" Ji Meng couldn't hold back, laughing so much that tears fell, "Di Qiu, you, haha!Good idea!I want to eat!Haha!" "Roasted Tiandao~ It's very bold~ This man is fun, Lao Tzu likes it!─━_─━✧

"Okay, you wait!" Seeing Ji Meng smile, Di Qiu breathed a sigh of relief in his heart, "Can you eat spicy?"

Ji Meng nodded: "Yes." ”

"Okay, you wait, I'll go see what spices are in that little supermarket, you hold this rabbit first, don't let it run away." Di Qiu handed over Blazing Yan to Ji Meng, turned around and walked towards the small supermarket in the gas station.

As soon as Di Qiu left, Chi Yan was aggrieved by Ji Meng: "Master, that guy wants to eat me, you still laugh!"

"He's trying to roast you for me. Ji Meng was in a good mood and corrected Chi Yan with a smile, "Chi Yan, you promise me that you are not allowed to attack him. ”

"Master?" Blazing Yan tilted his head to look at Ji Meng.

Ji Meng reached out and touched the hair on Blazing Yan's head and said, "I am very satisfied with him. ”

Blazing Yan hurriedly said: "He is just the remnant soul of the human race thousands of years ago, the master ......"

"What about the remnant soul? Isn't I also a remnant soul now?" Ji Meng sank his face, and then sneered, "Isn't it just right for the remnant soul to match the remnant soul? No one has climbed anyone, everyone is half a catty to eight taels!"

Blazing Yan stretched out his little head: "The master doesn't need to depreciate himself, it's that person's evil mind is not worthy of the master, you haven't done anything wrong, master, you ......"

Ji Meng pressed down Blazing Yan's little head, shook his head and smiled bitterly: "No, Blazing Yan, I was wrong, I was wrong because I liked him...... I shouldn't like him, and I shouldn't let him know. He...... He has a good heart, and he is in love with her sweetly, it is I who want to insert between the two of them, it is I who want to destroy the relationship between them, it is me, and I am the one who did the wrong thing first. ”

"Master, no, you don't have ......" Blazing Yan's little head pressed hard against Ji Meng's palm.

Ji Meng patted Blazing Yan twice, Blazing Yan quieted down, and Ji Meng continued: "You, you haven't opened your mind yet, men, women, men, men...... There is no right or wrong in love and affection, feelings are pure and innocent, and there are wrong, but people who rely on emotions to act recklessly. I used to be like that...... But fortunately, I didn't succeed in the end, because she was innocent, and the child in her womb was also innocent. ”

"The master is innocent too!" Blazing Yan interjected.

Ji Meng smiled helplessly: "You kid ......"

"Ji Meng, this small supermarket has a complete range of seasonings, and the quality of the bone cleaver is also good, you wait a minute, I'll wash the knife!" Di Qiu's voice came from afar.

Wash a ghost knife!!(╯"Dish′)╯(┻━┻

Blazing Yan trembled with anger.

Ji Meng, who became sad because of talking about the past, smiled happily and bent over because of Di Qiu's words and Blazing Yan's reaction.

"Poofhahahaha

"Master!!" Blazing Yan's voice was super aggrieved. (눈‸눈)

Ji Meng laughed enough, and then rubbed his little head soothingly: "Okay, okay, don't eat you, don't eat." But your master still wants to eat roast rabbit at noon, so you can get a black-haired rabbit to come over for you. ”

As the Lord of Time and Space, it was not too easy for Blazing Yan to find a rabbit with black fur all over his body, and in the blink of an eye, a black rabbit that looked exactly like Blazing Yan appeared at Ji Meng's feet.

Ji Meng looked at the black rabbit at his feet, then at Blazing Yan, and said with a smile: "The rabbit will be eaten in a while, if you are still like this, maybe Di Qiu will slaughter you as a dish at the next meal." ”

Blazing Yan: "!!" he thinks beautifully!! (#'dish ́)

"You can change something else. Ji dreamed about it and suggested, "The bird is not bad, don't get bigger, it's going to be put in the pot again when it's big, hehe~"

Blazing Yan: Why does ...... feel like his master has, probably, maybe really wanted to take a bite of his flesh a little bit?