Chapter 55: A Tragedy Caused by a Bowl of Malatang!
Jiang Xiwei's figure just rushed out a few steps, and was grabbed by Chu Nan, this bald man was provoking him, at this time, how could he let the young lady help him out?
"Chu Nan, what are you doing?
Jiang Xiwei was also angry, and turned around and glared at Chu Nan fiercely: "You let go, Lao Tzu has to teach that bastard a lesson!!"
"Well, let me do it. ”
Chu Nan could only pull her into his arms and hug her tightly, and in a moment, dog food was everywhere!
Damn, it's huge!!
Chu Nan is calm and breezy on the surface, but in fact, he is already panicking like an old dog in his heart!
The impact of holding Jiang Xiyu's action brought to him is not ordinary, and sometimes, the eyes can deceive people, 36D?
Jiang Xiwei was instantly extinguished by Chu Nan's hug, and looked up at Chu Nan, her cheeks were slightly crimson, but her good drama quality made her immediately nod shyly.
Kim Dae-fook was forcibly stuffed with a belly of dog food on the side, and the corners of his eyes twitched uncontrollably.
Just when this thing wanted to say a few sarcastic words, Chu Nan had already let go of Jiang Xiwei, and then came to him.
"What is a three-dollar Malatang?"
Chu Nan glared at the bald man Jin Dafu, with a warm look of concern for the mentally handicapped in his eyes: "Is it okay to start with six yuan?"
Jin Dafu was stunned by Chu Nan's serious words, not to mention him, Jiang Xiwei was a little confused, is this a new mode of pretending?
Before they could wonder, Chu Nan's mouth had already sounded a very infectious voice.
"A bowl of spicy tang that starts at six yuan, the soup has to be bone broth, at least simmer for more than eight hours, regardless of whether it is pork bones, beef bones or tiger bones, what is expensive to use, what you want is the card!
Fish balls and shrimp dumplings have to be Hong Kong style, and the fish has to use deep-sea kuilong, which moisturizes yin and dryness, and solidifies the foundation and locks yang.
Shrimp have to use deep-sea shrimp, pure wild, tonify the kidney and strengthen the yang, increase sperm and lock urine, eat more, maybe you still have a chance to rejuvenate the majesty.
Winter melon, potatoes, artemisia stalks, baby cabbage must be organic, and they must carry the certification mark to be eligible for the bowl.
Millet is spicy in Yunbei, Erjingtiao has to be in southern Sichuan, sesame sauce has to be in Yuzhou, and even the bowl for serving spicy hot has to be a fine product produced by Jingdezhen Guanyao.
Do you know why?"
"Why?" Don't say it's Jin Dafu, Jiang Xiyu wants to ask why.
"Because only such a bowl of spicy tang is worthy of the comfortable waterbed of a five-star hotel, understand?"
Chu Nan waved his hand with emotion, and continued to sigh without waiting for Jin Dafu to pick up.
"Forget it, what are you talking about with people like you who have a third-level kidney deficiency, a sixth-level qi deficiency, and an eighteenth-level brain deficiency, and you don't have anyone who can eat Malatang with you......"
"What are you talking about?!Lao Tzu has money, what kind of woman do you want?!"
Jin Dafu was stabbed three times and six holes by Chu Nan's light knife, and the whole person was almost blown up.
Chu Nan stopped when he heard this, and then, turning his head, his eyes fell lightly on his hand, and then he admired it.
"The five girls are all calloused, beware of the ...... of the skin"
This knife directly split Jin Dafu into two pieces, and Jiang Xiwei on the side was about to hold back his smile.
Sure enough, Chu Nan, the bastard, wants to kill a person, and he can do it in minutes.
"You!!"
Jin Dafu's heart was a little stuffy, he pointed at Chu Nan, and after half a day, he could only hysterically throw out a denial triple.
"Don't talk nonsense! Don't put on your brother's head!"
"Well, you're not deficient in kidneys. ”
Chu Nan nodded reluctantly, and then changed the conversation: "You are just soreness in your waist and knees, cold limbs, hair loss, chills, heat, night sweats, dizziness, tinnitus, listlessness, frequent urination, and inexhaustible urination......
Jin Dafu's spine broke out in a cold sweat when he was said by this, and the symptoms that Chu Nan said in his mouth, he almost didn't fall into the middle of it!
That's a little scary!
"You... How do you know!"
"I know a lot about it. ”
Chu Nan pursed his lips, and then continued seriously.
"The last time you went to the bathing center with a group of people, the No. 38 girl immediately took the initiative to give her a hug as soon as she entered the door, do you remember what she had to serve you?"
"Uh...... Of course I remember, you Brother Fu and I have money, what kind of girl do you want?"
As soon as Chu Nan said this, Jin Dafu's small chest stood up, and the feeling of being touted was definitely very cool.
It's just that Jin Dafu forgot that the person who touted him was Chu Nan.
"You told that girl at the time, you serve so many men every day, do you think that brother is the most masculine, the most powerful, and the most unstoppable?"
Jin Dafu was stunned for a moment, and nodded instinctively: "That's ......"
"Do you remember what the No. 38 girl said?" Chu Nan's expression was still serious and worshipful.
"Of course I ......" Jin Dafu was just about to take over the conversation and blow it violently, Chu Nan had already continued to talk to himself.
"That girl said that she has served not a thousand but eight hundred men, and your money is fast and easy to earn!"
Poofhahahaha......
Jiang Xiyu, who had been holding back his smile all the time, couldn't hold it back, and raised his fist and hit Chu Nan with a hammer on his chest.
The eldest lady laughed while hammering, and tears burst out in the end.
"It's fast, it's easy to earn... Hahaha...... No, I feel like I'm having a cramp in my stomach... It hurts ......."
"Well, let's go, go buy you a present. ”
Chu Nan nodded towards Jin Dafu, then reached out and grabbed the eldest lady's waist, turned his head and walked towards another stall.
Behind him, it took a long time for Jin Dafu to wake up from the praise of "fast and easy to earn".
I...... Nima!
Jin Dafu was a little scared by Chu Nantong's pit without tears, and for a while the fire rushed upward, and his head was covered with a blue and black color.
"Poor, I have to use money to smash your girl on the bed, and then I'll see if you can still say the spicy hot flowers!"
It took Jin Dafu a long time to smooth out his breath, tidy up his image, glared at the stall owner who was holding back a smile, and strode towards Chu Nan and Jiang Xiyu.
When Jin Dafu came to the stall, Chu Nan just picked up a jade handle, of course, it was not a good thing.
After some bargaining, it was sold for 300 yuan.
But as expected, Kim Da Fook once again stepped in and snatched the thing at a price of 500 yuan.
"Are you sick?"
Jiang Xiwei took Chu Nan's arm, and looked at Jin Dafu's eyes with a touch of sympathy and admiration for "fast and easy to earn".
"You're very fierce. ”
Jin Dafu pursed his lips and stared at Jiang Xiyu's gaze, the scorching rogue light was simply not hidden.
"Girl, do you want to make a wave of quick money?"