The 108th went to the birthday banquet and the white snake appeared
said that although the king master was good, his little cousin was a lascivious and arrogant marketman.
Since the time when Bai Mao Nu entered the house to pay a visit, he had already suddenly had such thoughts that he shouldn't have, and said straight that this Lin'an lady was really handsome!
This almost face-to-face pattern just gave him a great opportunity to see the beauties. can endure for a long time, and the little lust in his heart is gradually expanding and expanding, and just looking at it like this can no longer satisfy his desire like dry wood and weeds!
"It's unfair, Huang Tian is really unfair!" He couldn't help but sigh in his heart, and his heart was based on Xu Xuanzan's ruin who was displaced, had two lawsuits, had no money and property, and had to rely on people to rescue and help, how could he have such a beautiful family like a fairy! How could I stay overnight with this little fairy daughter...... The thief rolled his eyes, thought about it, and said secretly, "Don't panic, look at me to let this woman ...... me."
At this point, he beckoned a family member to come over and whisper a few words.
The family looked at him and seemed to understand, so he went out. After a short time, he came back again, and took a glass of wine in his hand.
"Come on, come on!" With such a reason, the little cousin got up, bowed to the old lady first, and then said steadily, "This Mrs. Xu is pregnant, drink a glass of rose wine, and you can have a good baby." ”
"Hey......" The owner of the king who was picking vegetables put a wooden chopstick to correct it, "It's 'Xu', not 'Xu'." ”
"Oh. The little cousin answered, "Xu ...... Xu, Xu is still Xu's ......" has been biting for a long time, but it has become more and more indistinguishable.
This slightly embarrassed appearance made everyone laugh.
Xu Xuanzan stood up from time to time, waved his hand and said: "It's okay, it's just a title! When I first came to Gusu in Lin'an, I occasionally couldn't bite these two words, so I accidentally changed my surname. So much so now, the neighbors who passed the word after pass, and those who could bite these two words clearly, were all confused, thinking that my surname was 'Xu'!"
After listening to this explanation, everyone also understood, and appreciated Xu Xuanzan's informality.
Only Bai Mao Nu quietly glanced at the little cousin, rolled his soft eyes, and turned away with a white eye, sneering and disdainful.
As he spoke, the little cousin had turned around and left the table, walked around the road with rose wine and walked to Bai Maonu, and owed a good amount of rules: "Madam, why not drink this wine?" This etiquette is the strictest way of hospitality, and it is not wrong to have a decent appearance.
Bai Mao Nu smiled and thanked him, took the wine to the tip of his nose, and knew that it was mixed with *. But he didn't debunk it, and turned his eyes to the paragraph: "It smells like a faint fragrance, but I like it." "I secretly said in my heart, you really saw the color, but you even dared to fight your aunt and my idea...... Well, I'll teach you this lesson about who you can touch and who you can never touch!
This answer made the little cousin think about it in every possible way, and said politely: "If Madame likes it, if you like it, if you like it." If you say you like it, take some with you when you go!"
Bai Mao Nu was in no mood to pay more attention to him, put the wine cup to Zhu's lips, and drank it down with a slight head.
It went so smoothly that this little cousin was even more secretly happy!
It didn't take long for everyone to see Bai Mao Nu holding his temples with his slender jade hands, and the beauty's cheeks gradually flushed.
Xu Xuanzan, who was beside him, saw the appearance of the lady, and suddenly became anxious: "Lady, where are you uncomfortable?" I am afraid that she is unwell somewhere.
Mao Nu pretended to be drowsy, pushed Xu Xuanzan away with his force, and went to the table with his hands on his forehead.
Seeing this, the old lady frowned and was anxious: "I think the lady is pregnant, and it is easy to get sleepy after drinking." As he spoke, he summoned two maids and told them to help Bai Mao Nu to rest in the wing room for a while.......
This good show was originally arranged by the king's master and his cousin, and seeing that everything had come to this point in an orderly manner, the little minister had already been unable to hold back his joy, and he couldn't wait to embrace Ruhuamei into his arms and love him: "No, I'll arrange it!"
Xu Xuanzan was relieved that he couldn't get rid of the slaves, and he wanted to go together, but in the end, it was at the birthday banquet of the king's master's mother, and he was not good at it. I had to press it down, and after watching the slave go away with a little relief, I smiled again and didn't mention it.
But said that here, Bai Mao Nu and his party just left the small courtyard to the corner, and the little cousin sent the accompanying maid back.
Bai Maonu's stupid state was originally pretended, and he naturally knew what that guy wanted. simply leaned on his shoulder, and Jiaojiao sneered: "Oops, the slave's head hurts so much......"
Seeing her release a charming voice, she was overjoyed as if she had ascended to the immortal realm! He raised his hand flatteringly and hugged Mei Jiaoniang: "Little beauty, where does it hurt? After a while, the master will give you a good ...... rub?"
Anyway, at this time, he is already a person who does not work hard to drill holes and cross the wall, and he is a person who steals incense and steals jade, and the little cousin expects that there is no need to rush this experience, so he accompanied Bai Mao Nu with a smile and still walked to the side room.
Bai Mao Nu greeted him all the way, charming and charming.
When the two men entered the wing, the little cousin turned around and closed the two carved wooden doors. Bai Mao Nu leaned down on the chaise longue and lay down, his narrow eyes were claustrophobic, his eyebrows were slightly frowned, and Han Dan's small mouth slightly confided in a coquettish and soft voice.
Such a big beauty, who looks three points better than the fairy, is lying in front of her like this, her voice is charming, the black silk is messy, her expression is languid, her breasts are undulating, and her thin skirt trembles slightly...... The little cousin who was going straight to the profligate disciples, suddenly his heart was full of *swelling, and he couldn't hold this body anymore.
One flew up to the chaise longue, and raised his hand to cover the jade woven gold shirt jacket on the upper body of the slave.
Before he was about to move his hands and feet, he was negligent and was softly raised around his neck by Bai Maonu: "Look at you......" The voice trembled, his eyebrows spread, and he raised his finger and tapped his head, "This monkey is anxious!"
"Yes, I can't help it, I'm in a hurry, the lady spared me this ......" The little cousin had already lost his mind, panting and pounced on the slave again, and raised his hand to grab the blue light gauze skirt she was wearing.
"Tsk......" Mao Nu easily avoided it again, and saw him bumping headlong on the edge of the hard bed. Such an embarrassing state of stealing chickens and rice made Bai Mao slaves laugh with disgust and drunkenness.
After this sullen dull knock, this little official became much more sober. raised his hand and rubbed the big bag that quickly swelled on his head, and was choked by the unscrupulous ridicule of the beautiful lady in mid-air, and the fire became more and more intense.
*'s desire was mixed with the annoyance, which made this little minister roar with a muffled roar, and raised his head to hug the demon beauty on the couch.
This is when an unexpected incident occurred...... Sweat hair tight, creepy horror!
If you don't look up, everything will stop, and the moment you raise your head and look at it level, the little minister was startled...... The screams that suddenly sounded were not much better than the heart-rending slaughter of pigs and sheep when the knife was sharpened.
It is clear that Fang Cai is still that delicate and charming fairy Tiancheng Enchanting Immortal, only in an instant, his eyes are missing the flower-like jade body, only to see the big white snake with a hanging bucket bent in the couch!
This snake is full of white scales, and its eyes are like lamps, emitting a faint golden light!
The little cousin stumbled to the ground, and his instinct for survival prompted him to crawl back and escape...... Both legs fell to the ground and lost all consciousness, as if they were soaked with lead, not their own.
He didn't know how he ran out of the door of this wing, stumbled and stumbled, and finally escaped to the side of the cloister, and fell backwards with a "bang", and he didn't lift his limbs, and he was half dead!
The grandmothers who were waiting outside the banquet suddenly heard the sound, and a few people with convenient legs and feet hurriedly ran over to see.
When he saw that he was a cousin, he was also surprised, and he helped him up in a panic. Frowning, this appearance is blue and white, and his eyes are chaotic and dull!
"This ......" didn't know what to do for a while, and the leading housekeeper Mama thought for a while, turned around and asked someone to get the pill, and hurriedly used the requiem pill to give him a dose.
helped the little cousin into the house, and tossed for most of the day, only to see that he woke up and turned around.
As soon as the women saw that everyone was fine, they breathed a sigh of relief here: "Cousin, what's wrong with you, have you ever bumped into something?" asked tentatively.
The other also nodded in agreement, frowning: "Isn't it, why is there such a fuss?
This little cousin was originally inspired by such an undeserved mind, and he got this terrible lesson. In addition, he had already guessed that the beautiful young woman was a monster, so how could he dare to mention it again? The rugged appearance of the hideous big snake spitting out a letter and shining with round eyes seemed to be in his eyes, and he trembled again, fearing that the snake demon would not be happy to eat himself alive! So he didn't say anything, but only said slightly: "I got up too early today, and I have worked hard for days because the old lady is preparing for her birthday, isn't this ...... When he had a stroke, he fainted. ”
Such an explanation is quite reasonable. Everyone understood the ins and outs, so naturally they didn't suspect anything, and only placed him in this room to lie down and take a nap and rest for a while.
The relatives on the side of the main hall still had a birthday with the old lady, and then Bai Mao Nu walked back to the seat with a lotus lotus, drank a few glasses, and waited for the wine feast to disperse, and returned home with everyone to thank him.