Chapter 8: Wars of Religion

"What is this Germany playing, is it not waking up? I yelled, "Did the German chariot become a German bicycle when it ran to Maozi's territory?"

"That's right. ”

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I heard a strange sound as I walked through the earth. After lunch, I was kicked out by my sister Hong, and I began to habitually complain about my daily life while walking on the road in the world. But who said that sentence just now?

"There is also Brazil, playing Switzerland can be drawn, this Neymar is still in the middle of the world has become this virtue, sure enough, Brazil without Neymar is the real Brazilian ......"

"That's right. ”

"Who!" I turned to see which guy was coming to me. The next time you talk about the ball, please start by yourself!

Sure enough, I turned my head and did see a youkai following me. Dark green hair and eyes, and two huge mountain ears on his head. She wears a long light dark red dress lined with a white skirt with black trim.

If I'm not mistaken, this should be the sweeping monk of Meilian Temple, Hibiki Yugu. According to Aqiu, it is a youkai that responds when people shout about the mountain. Sure enough, it's not just humans, but the essence of youkai is also a repeater. However, the efficacy of this repeater is really inferior, and it will not say anything other than sodayo.

I squatted down and looked at the happy face of Hibiki in the valley to learn the way I spoke, isn't this inferior repeater a little ashamed?

"What are you doing with me?"

"What are you doing with me?"

Hibiki Valleys repeated what I had just said. This stupid monster in front of me can only repeat simple sentences.

"Why are you learning from me?"

"Why are you learning from me?"

"Old man, he's wrong again. ”

"Old man, he's wrong again. ”

“……”

I reached out my knife and struck her on the head.

"It hurts. I'm sorry, I'm sick. ”

"You're not just repeating what I'm saying. I pinched Hibiki's dog ears and lifted her up, and screamed in pain, "What is the purpose of your coming to me?"

Hibiki in the valley felt pain twice, and hurriedly begged me for mercy. We turned around and turned into a small alley nearby, which sounded like the beginning of some 18R plot, but it wasn't at all.

"That...... If you can, help me find a companion. Hibiki opened her mouth to plead, "I heard that your custom house can fulfill any commission, is that really the case?"

I'm a custom house, not a house of everything. Even if you are a newcomer to Gensokyo, please take a look at the title of the book, is it okay? I decided to have a better attitude.

"Looking for a companion?

"Rice...... Mistya. Hibiki whispered.

I don't remember the name Misty at all.

"What does she look like?"

"She's a night sparrow with a pair of wings and sings beautifully......"

I see, isn't the person she was talking about just a little crispy bone?one of Yuyuko-sama's dream snacks.

"You go to the White Jade Tower to have a look. If you're late, maybe your friend will go into the pot. I said bluntly.

Just when I was about to say some nonsense such as the demon can't be resurrected, and the festival mourns and changes, the canine girl Hibiki Yugu directly denied what I just said.

"No, she didn't go to Baiyulou, she was captured by the bad guys!" said Hibiki in the valley, and her emotions gradually became excited.

Bad guys?Which bad guy is crazy and dares to move monsters?As a two-sided boss, Little Brittle Bone still has the ability to protect himself.

"It's the bad guys in the fairy world. ”

"You're the preaching guys?"

Hibiki nodded, indicating that she had just seen the Taoist people pack up the little brittle bones and take them away. This is very ridiculous, how can this Taoist person still rob the demon girl?

"Then why don't you go to the people at the Lotus Temple?" I asked, an illogical question.

Obviously, it is indeed much more convenient to find my Destiny Lotus Temple than to find me.

"Uh...... This ......" Hibiko Yugu said here with some hesitation, but after a moment of entanglement, he still told me the answer, "We want to have a concert, and I'm worried that Meirenji won't agree." I practiced with Misty privately......"

Concert...... I remember a festival held during the Eternal Night Copy, and I played Kaguya Hime at that time. I'm so happy, if I have a moment I will definitely pit again.

"Can't you hold a concert? This Buddhism is too lenient. ”

"That's right. ”

"Shut up!" I interrupted Hibiki Valley's habitual stubble.

Hibiki Yugai, who realized that she had lost her words, covered her mouth to prevent another misfortune from coming out of her mouth. After all, it's always a bad thing to talk about others behind your back, just like me, saying bad things about others behind your back has never ended well.

Just when I was about to say no to Hibiki in the valley, the precursors of brain boiling began to appear in my brain again. It's a request that has been repeated in your head thousands of times, you are not believers, you are obviously ancient gods.

"Okay, okay. You win. I hurriedly agreed to Hibiki Yougu's request, for fear that she would start to ask in my mind again at that time, "Anyway, I'm going to go to the fairy world to learn scriptures, I'll help you take a look." ”

Finally dealt with it first, and the rest of the matter was to go to the fairy world to find Taoism. As soon as I walked out of the alley, I saw the person I was looking for—a Taoist preacher. In fact, it can also be said that it was the Taoist preacher who saw me and Yougu Hibiko together and came over directly.

I saw the preacher wearing a high black hat and a purple skirt, carrying a banner and a compass.

"Friend, please stop here. You and I meet is fate, I am here to help you calculate a hexagram, if you act according to this hexagram, you will ascend to heaven in the future. ”

Go to your hidden dragon to ascend to heaven, Lao Tzu is in the morning.

Before I could refuse, the Taoist priest began to chant words, and all the heavenly and terrestrial branches were used by her. Anyway, in the end, it becomes a sentence.

"Come, lad. Good for you. People have no faith and are fluttering, not faithless orange. We will have a great luck bonus when we open the box and open the bag. ”

"I believe in myself. I directly interrupted the Taoist priest's nonsense, "Also, you return this guy's companion." It's the night sparrow, the one with wings. ”

"Eh, the night sparrow, isn't it a crane?" the Taoist priest blushed slightly when he heard this, "I don't understand it very well, I'll ask Lord Miko to come and tell you." ”

You can't do this business, why can't you even figure it out to the crane and the night sparrow? But fortunately, I'm going to see the ear god.

Not long after, a beast-eared girl wearing headphones appeared in front of me, presumably this is the "Son of God" in the mouth of the Taoist priest. Oops, have Gensokyo's characters become so trendy now?

"Friend, do you believe?"

"I don't believe it. ”

She was a little surprised by my crisp answer, but she still had the qualities to preach.

"Uh...... Then you've seen the master of voice actor training, right? Amamiya Nanase is absolutely invincible and cute. ”

Syllable!

I slapped the so-called Feng Cong'er Shenzi to the ground.

"Haruka Asami is the best in the world!"

"That's right. ”

"Live...... Forget it, it's nice to have someone agree with me. ”