"Entertainment turns to music, yesterday a young man appeared on the street, dressed as a man, and decisively showed love to ten uncles, rejected one after another, the cause of the incident is still under investigation, entertainment information for you to broadcast. ”

In the old-fashioned radio, there was a pleasant voice, but Lin Feng was not in the mood to appreciate it, if it was normal, he might praise it, but now he was not in the mood at all.

He rubbed his cheeks, his face was about to be rubbed and deformed, and his head was still in a mess, and he didn't know what was going on.

"Baba, is that the person on the radio talking about?"

"Baba. When Lin Feng heard this, he was like a ghost, and hurriedly hid away, what the hell, he drank a broken piece yesterday?

Also, buddy is only twenty, don't shout, tell me how to marry a daughter-in-law in the future.

The little girl in front of her, who looked no more than four or five years old, was wearing a pink dress, and her little face looked very delicate, a little more beautiful than a porcelain doll.

"Little sister, where is your family, I'll send you home. ”

After Lin Feng finished speaking, who knew that the little girl, who was originally very quiet, immediately rained the pear blossoms: "Woo, don't want Qianqian, don't Qianqian, don't Qianqian." ”

In this life, he couldn't see others crying, especially as a child, and the neighbors came over to see what was going on, but Lin Feng turned him away.

"Don't cry, I won't send you away. He said helplessly.

When Qianqian heard this, her cry turned cloudy to clear, with a sly look in her eyes: "Hehe, Qianqian knows that Baba is the best." ”

Lin Feng looked at the sky outside, how could he feel that the sky had become dim, he closed his eyes, and the room fell into a brief silence.

The binding is successful.

Welcome to the PP system, online masterpieces, beautiful songs, and the most wonderful film and television works.

PP system, only you can't think of it, we can't do it without us, do you want to become a god of online literature? Do you want to become a hot king and queen? Do you want to become a generation of film and television celebrities?

As long as you do the task well, anything is possible.

Lin Feng looked at so much nonsense, he really wanted to smash this broken system, but it was in his mind...... Think about it or forget it.

The host completes the task of confessing to ten people of the same sex, and rewards the online literary work Zhu Xian.

Oh, by the way, I forgot to tell you, new users can draw lotteries, the revolution has not yet succeeded, host please come on. A mechanical voice resounded in my head.

"What the hell?"

"Is there anyone?"

Lin Feng kept shouting in his mind, but he didn't respond, he wanted to see this online novel now, read it, and was fascinated, now he has read a lot of novels on the Internet, but he is not so moving, full of emotion, all kinds of emotional entanglements in it, it is really well written, his eyes are shining, he doesn't understand the world of online literature, but he can hear that some Internet gods earn millions a month.

His heart was pounding, and when he wanted to continue, he felt someone pull on his clothes.

"Baba, I'm hungry. ”

Although Lin Feng was very reluctant, he still withdrew from the system, with a wry smile on his face, he looked at the refrigerator, the refrigerator was empty, since he broke up with his girlfriend, he basically lived on instant noodles.

"Why don't you eat instant noodles?" Lin Feng asked with an attempt.

Qianqian's face was full of laughter, and she looked very excited: "Okay, good, I've wanted to eat instant noodles for a long time, but I haven't had a chance, no, I must eat enough today." ”

Looking at the three buckets of instant noodles that Lin Feng was holding in his hand, he immediately snatched them over, and ran away with his stunned expression.

"Uh, Qianqian, why don't you leave me a bucket. ”

"Don't. ”

"This is my home. ”

"You're my poop. Qianqian argued.

“……”

Five minutes later, Lin Feng wiped his sweat, looked at the two buckets of instant noodles soaked on the table, and thought to himself, this baby is quite sensible, and he knows to keep a copy for himself, and is about to get instant noodles.

Syllable!

Lin Feng's face was dazed: "What's wrong?"

"Hee-hee, the baba one is mine too. ”

"Can you eat two servings?"

"One part is for eating, and one is for seeing, so that there will be an appetite. ”

Hearing this, Lin Feng was about to go crazy, he originally thought that this baby had opened his mind, and he was self-inflicted after a long time.

Yes!

"God, who will save me? He lay on the sofa, closed his eyes again, and when he entered the PP system, he didn't rush to see Zhu Xian, but wanted to figure out what this new user lottery was.

A huge turntable came to mind, and it didn't seem like a lot of stuff in it, songs, scripts, medical knowledge, grapplers, and two thank you patrons, combined into a six-page carousel.

His mind began to meditate silently, and the lottery wheel began to turn, and he even held his breath, looking a little nervous.

Congratulations to the host for winning the song "You at the Table"

There was a faint sound of music in his head, and he was a little carried away when he listened to it, Lin Feng was sure that he hadn't heard it, so he turned on the computer and entered Du Niang to search, but he still didn't find it, and his eyes flashed with golden light.

Rich, rich.

"Baba, you have fallen to the ground. ”

"Where, where?"

Qianqian looked at Lin Feng's stupid appearance and laughed: "Giggles, baba, you have been deceived." ”

"At such a young age, you have learned to lie to people, see if I don't break your ass. ”

Qianqian giggled, then ran back and forth around the room, and exclaimed even more in her mouth: "Baba beats people, Baba beats people." ”

"Lin Feng, what are you doing?" A beautiful woman walked in at the door, wearing a loose long skirt, staring at Lin Feng with evil in her eyes, Meng Miaomiao was Lin Feng's landlord, and the neighbors around her called her, saying that Lin Feng didn't know where to abduct and sell a child, but she didn't even go to class, so she hurriedly walked over, just in time to see Lin Feng holding a feather duster, chasing and beating a little girl.

And this little girl is so good-looking, how can this Lin Feng do it.

It's just a beast.

"Sister, Baba wants to beat me, woo woo, you see my face, he is red. ”

Lin Feng gritted his teeth, he really wanted to burst into a foul mouth, this little guy's cheeks were obviously eaten with instant noodles, and it didn't have anything to do with him.

Meng Miaomiao pinched her waist with both hands, anger appeared on her face, she used to feel that Lin Feng had just graduated, and it was not easy to come to Shanghai to work hard, but at least she dared to fight hard, but now the other party's impression in her mind continued to decrease: "Lin Feng, you are really too much, give you two days to move out, I won't rent this house to you." ”

Yes!

Lin Feng was shocked when he heard this, he really didn't see that this Meng Miaomiao actually had a motherly brilliance, he originally thought that he was a big-chested and brainless ...... Ahem, thinking too much, he immediately walked over, his face full of grievances: "Sister Miaomiao, if you don't let me live here, I can only sleep under the overpass, if I am alone, it doesn't matter, it's just that this kid is pitiful, he has been with me since he was a child, and he finally saw that he accompanied me to sleep on the street." ”

After speaking, he winked at Qianqian, as if to say something good about you quickly, otherwise we will have to sleep on the street, and we won't even be able to eat at that time.

"Is he really your poop?" Meng Miaomiao looked at Qianqian and asked, "What's your surname?"

"My surname is Lin, and my name is Lin Qianqian. Qianqian looked at Meng Miaomiao and said, "Sister, Baba threatened me just now, or you still don't rent the house to him, we don't want him, I'll live with my sister and let him sleep under the overpass." ”

"Baba, it's actually not bad under the flyover, anyway, you have a lot of meat, just feed the hungry mosquitoes there, it's a good deed. ”

“……”

Meng Miaomiao hugged Qianqian, a little girl like a porcelain doll, which made her very happy: "Lin Qianqian, hey, Lin Feng, this is really your child." ”

"But you're all a poop now, you can't be so careless, you need to find a serious job, I don't think you should go to the bar to sing, or you go to my kindergarten, and I'll arrange a security guard for you?"

Lin Feng looked at Meng Miaomiao, his head was a little unturned, this spicy and extraordinary landlord actually changed his sex, and he also introduced me to work, what are you kidding, the master has just been recognized by the system now, and it is too embarrassing to be a security guard.

Is it easy for me to get recognized by the system? Confessing to ten people of the same sex in the guise of a man is disgusting to think about it now.

System task: Confess to Meng Miaomiao affectionately, with a time limit of one hour, if it is not completed, the host will be nauseous and vomiting for a day.

A voice suddenly popped up in his mind, which startled Lin Feng, looking at the task, he beat a drum in his heart, and confessed to the extremely spicy landlord, will this Meng Miaomiao slap him.

Replay it in my mind, with the power of the other party's black belt, I'm afraid that a slap can pull me out of the downstairs.

The head is spinning, and the heart is thinking about how to solve it, if you confess directly, you will be beaten, if you don't confess, what if the punishment of this PP system is really realized?

Nausea and vomiting for a day, I'll go, the master still has to go to work, and he has to earn milk powder money.

He even wondered if the system had heard him speak ill of him, otherwise he wouldn't have released such a perverted task.

His face was full of wry smiles, and deep down he was at war between heaven and man.

"Sister, your body smells so good, and your body stinks. ”

"Sister, you're so good-looking, better than any woman I've ever seen. ”

"Sister, are you the legendary beauty?"

Qianqian's big eyes like stars flickered and flickered, coaxing Meng Miaomiao very happy.

The pink little hand stretched out and made a triumphant gesture behind Meng Miaomiao's back.

Sperm.

This baby has become a sperm.

This Lin Feng's thought, he licked his face and walked up: "Sister Miaomiao, have you eaten?"

"Sister Miaomiao, I just learned a dish today, do you want to taste it, let me tell you, my cooking is delicious. ”

"Sister, Baba lied to people, he just soaked two buckets of instant noodles, said to eat a bucket to see a bucket, so that there is a taste, I want to eat a little, he beat it, sister, look, my hands are still red!"

Qianqian stretched out her pink little hand, which was full of red marks, Lin Feng's eyes widened, this was really not whether he did it or not, just now he saw that Qianqian himself twisted his arm several times.

"Lin Feng, you are really too much, move out, you have to move out today. ”