When I returned home, He Yaqiong went downstairs very carefully to buy alcohol gauze, bandaged me personally, and pouted: "What a waste of money to go to the hospital, I can also bandage it!"

She's so big! She touched my wounds several times!

Oh, tap! This He Yaqiong really hurts.

"Hey, who the hell are you?"

After a while, I finally broke the silence.

He Yaqiong looked up at me: "Your wife!"

"Why are you so powerful?

Flutter!

He Yaqiong smiled.

"You've watched too many TV series, haven't you?" He Yaqiong smiled, gently dipping a cotton swab in alcohol, and teasing my wounds.

"Oops, it hurts, it hurts, it hurts, you can't lighten it?"

After He Yaqiong wiped the medicine and wine for me, she walked to the window and lit a cigarette for herself: "Liu Hua, isn't it good to have me with you? Why do you want to hook up with other women?"

Sure enough, she was definitely stalking me.

This terrible woman is very similar to the male protagonist in "Don't Talk to Strangers" in the TV series I have watched.

And I, on the other hand, am the pathetic heroine.

I scolded in my heart, it's not that you are ruthless, and you won't let me touch it.

But I can't say that, I can only say, "It's all a misunderstanding!"

……

"Don't take it as an example, if there is a next time, I will castrate you!

I nodded hurriedly: "I see! By the way, you are so powerful, how did you come up with it? Why don't you teach me two tricks?"

I really want to learn two tricks, and I've been beaten stupid these days.

Could it be that I used to be beaten professionally?

"You?" He Yaqiong smiled: "I learned from you, you used to have a scorpion tattoo on your waist, which can stimulate your potential, so I found someone to help me tattoo a snake, so I will become so powerful!"

The first time I've heard that tattoos can increase strength!

"And do you have an opponent in this world?" I couldn't help but interject.

He Yaqiong nodded seriously: "Of course, I'm not a goblin, just an ordinary person!

I was completely defeated by He Yaqiong and said, "That's also a great existence! Why don't you accept me as an apprentice!"

I decisively hugged He Yaqiong's thighs.

If He Yaqiong becomes her own master, then she will be able to fly the eaves and walk the wall in the future, act chivalrous and righteous, show her skills in front of the girls, draw a knife to help when she sees injustice, and teach those disciples who flirt/play with women from good families.

Of course, he can occasionally make a cameo appearance as the prodigal son.

He Yaqiong suddenly shook her head like a rattle: "Then how can I not be your master!"

It's good to say that He Yaqiong just didn't agree, so I had to give up: "Then you can only be wronged now, follow me every day, you also know that I am not the opponent of that muscular man, they will definitely find ways to retaliate against me!"

After I finished speaking, I was secretly proud, I was really witty, and I thought of such a radical method.

"If you are bound to follow me every day, and you can't go to work, we will run out of money, and then we will starve to death!" I went on to describe how miserable our lives would be.

He Yaqiong blinked her eyes and looked at me curiously.

I continued: "As long as you take me as an apprentice, and then casually teach some insignificant secret techniques to strengthen your body, um~~, it's best to beat that group of people today, you can get rid of me, how cost-effective!"

He Yaqiong shook her head: "Don't be so troublesome, I'll follow you!"

Forehead~

Dare to explain this by herself, but in the end she didn't listen!

Seeing that I showed a smile that was more ugly than crying, He Yaqiong was happy: "Haha, you look at you like that, it's funny, although I am not your master, I will also help you strengthen your body!" After speaking, she took out a small porcelain vase from her pocket.

It's a very old kind, which instantly reminded me of the crane top red in the TV series, seven steps to death, and five steps to break the intestines.

Poison!

She shouldn't have poisoned herself, right?

Of course, this idea was quickly put to the back of my mind by my witty, and if she tried to harm me, she had at least dozens of ways to gameover.

"I'll take out the pill for you in a while, you can take it directly, don't take it with water!" He Yaqiong said: "If it gets wet, it won't work!"

I nodded excitedly.

The better the thing, the higher the requirements for people, I understand that.

It's just that I don't understand a little, isn't saliva not water?

Then I saw He Yaqiong shake out a pill from a small porcelain bottle.

"Here you go!"

I took the pill, hesitated, and swallowed it.

I only felt a warmth in my stomach go straight to the organs of my body from the position of my prostate.

"I feel that my dantian is full of aura, am I going to cross the catastrophe?" I couldn't help but ask when I saw that He Yaqiong didn't speak.

"Huh?" He Yaqiong was stunned: "No, this is obviously ......" He Yaqiong stopped talking, as if she was afraid that I would hear it.

"Oh, yes, the main character in it won't progress so fast!" I nodded.

He Yaqiong looked at me and nodded with a smile: "Yes!"

But he must not be bad! It should be easy to deal with a small character like Xu Huang, right?

I began to fantasize about the scene where Heding Hong met the ruffian/hooligan, and then he was a hero to save the beauty.

Haha, she will definitely make a promise when the time comes!

Just as I was thinking about it, I suddenly felt a sharp pain in my abdomen, and the pain quickly spread around me. It hurt so much that I almost didn't get down.

"What's wrong with you?" He Yaqiong cautiously helped me: "Isn't it a little uncomfortable?"

I nodded, the pain came and went quickly, as if it hadn't hurt before, but the sweat from the pain on my face hadn't dried yet, and they wouldn't lie to themselves.

"Does your pill have side effects?"

He Yaqiong blushed and nodded: "Occasionally, it hurts a little, if you don't think about it, it won't hurt!" He Yaqiong said.

Jump the track?

What did I think?

Isn't it just thinking about how I can show my might, fantasizing that I can be a hero to save the beauty, and then the beauty will throw herself into her arms.

Yes~~~!

The heart-rending pain in my stomach struck again.

Groundless, unjustified and without warning, came.

In pain, I bent down.

The half-life that had just been picked up from the crowd was now dying!

"Are you okay? don't you scare me?" He Yaqiong hurriedly squatted under me and reached out to hold my lower abdomen: "Don't think about other women anymore, okay?" Her eyes were watery, and she wished that she could suffer in my place.

I immediately stopped thinking nonsense.

The pain was gone.

I rubbed my stomach and said with great grievance: "Your pill is very strange, why do I have a stomachache when I think of other beauties?"

He Yaqiong flickered and didn't speak, I felt even more uncomfortable, I tried to think about Hedinghong again.

The pain strikes again!

I finally know what the elixir she gave herself is?

Isn't this the love flower poison in the Condor Heroes?

Once I think about other women, my stomach hurts, she is really a femme fatale, I treat her as a master, but she treats me as a retarded person!

Damn it!

I really took the wrong medicine, how could I believe that she was kind enough to approach me?

"I, I didn't know it would hurt so much, Liu Hua, I didn't know it hurt so much......" He Yaqiong cried: "Then don't think about other women!"

"Where's the antidote?" I clutched.

"I, don't think about it, okay?" He Yaqiong hesitated for a moment and replied in a non-compliant question.

"Where's the antidote?"

I had exhausted the last of my strength in this questioning, and before I could get the answer I wanted, I fell headlong to the floor.

In a daze, I had a dream that I met again with Zhong Yanan, the goddess of high school, and then the two of them fell in love, and I turned her into the happiest girl.

The flowers and plants are fragrant, the flowers are colorful, and the hearts of the two young people are tightly together.

I woke up from a dream, looking at the harazi on the pillow, I was in a trance.

Why did I wake up so quickly, I haven't dreamed enough!

Thinking of Zhong Yanan's slim appearance in my dream, I regret and feel sad at the same time.

It's a pity that it's just a dream, sad why didn't she ignore herself, did she hurt her?

This time, my stomach didn't hurt again!