Chapter 1283: The Opening Ceremony
Of course, there is great hope for the daughters of the gods, but most of the women are born under the red flag and grew up in the socialist successors of New China, and the normal three views are still there, and they are quite dismissive of Lin Cheng's statement that he is a god.
Li Muzhen asked, "In addition to being different from ordinary people, do you have any other skills?"
Looks like I'm going to have to show some real skills.
Lin Cheng said with a smile: "Everyone should know that I had an adventure, terrorists planted a bomb on my private plane, but when I got on the plane, I felt a huge terror coming at me, so I immediately ordered the plane to stop, and sure enough, I found the bomb at the position of the wing engine, so as to escape." ”
All the women were silent when they heard this, but after thinking about it carefully, although Lin Cheng's encounter was bizarre, it was not impossible to replicate, many people could more or less get some enlightenment when the death crisis came, and Lin Cheng's encounter was not an isolated case.
Lin Cheng saw that the women still didn't believe it, and suddenly pointed at Li Muzhen and said, "Zhenzhen, your BRA is fiery red!"
Li Muzhen almost fell when he heard this, no matter what the old lady said, she is also the first vice chairman of the dignified harem committee, you pointed out in public that my BRA is fiery red, do I still want to be a man?
When the women heard this, they covered their mouths and snickered, making Li Muzhen blush.
Who knew that Lin Cheng suddenly pointed at Chen Huiyi and said, "Huiyi, you are very bold, you actually wore a pink ***." ”
Chen Huiyi was even more unbearable, turned around and walked outside, but was surrounded by all the women, wanting to peel off her pants to see if what Lin Cheng said was true.
Unexpectedly, Lin Cheng was like a magic stick, and quickly reported all the colors of the underwear and underwear worn by the women one by one: "Tingting, you wore a white BRA, Ah Zhi, you wore a black BRA, Ah Xuan, you wore a red little BRA, Ruyun, you wore a forgiveness-colored BRA, Nana, you are too bold, you actually wore leopard print underwear......"
As Lin Cheng reported the colors of the women's underwear and underwear one by one, all the women were extremely shy, until the women became angry, Lin Cheng couldn't laugh anymore, and was overwhelmed by the countless small fists of the women, beating Lin Cheng's chest with a clanging sound.
However, after the women vented their annoyed and angry emotions, they quickly reacted, in addition to Lin Cheng's physical fitness comparable to superman, he actually has the ability to see through, so even if Lin Cheng claims to be a god, he can say it.
Especially when the girls found out that they were happy with Lin Cheng, and after accepting the positive energy injected by him, not only did their bodies look good and eat numbly, but also improved their appearance, stimulated secondary development, and rejuvenated.
Maybe after eating Lin Cheng, he will be as immortal as eating Tang Seng!
Of course, this is impossible, after all, in modern society, cannibalism is illegal.
But although you can't eat Lin Cheng, you can squeeze Lin Cheng's rain and dew dry, make yourself more beautiful and healthier!
So Lin Cheng was tragic, he tried his best to fool the women, originally wanted to take advantage of the opportunity for the women to visit him naked, so that he could open an uncovered conference and have an earth-shattering group split with the beauties of the harem.
Unexpectedly, the purpose of the group splitting was achieved, but he was relayed and ridden by Zhongmei in turn, until Lin Cheng was squeezed dry and squirted out countless fairy dew, but he was wet by the rain and dew of Zhongmei and swallowed it all.
Lin Cheng underestimated a woman's dedication to her appearance, since Zhongmei discovered that Chengen Lin Cheng's rain and dew can make her beautiful, as well as the effect of rejuvenation and physical health, Lin Cheng almost couldn't get out of the basement for a whole week, and was wiped out by the harem Zhongmei a hundred times!
As for the ceremony of the harem beauties visiting Lin Cheng naked and taking the oath to join the Lin family, it has long been forgotten in Java.
Lin Cheng even thought that Zhongmei was doing it on purpose, after all, they were all urban girls who had received elite education, and Lin Cheng asked them to pay homage to him naked, and it was indeed over.
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The time came to June 15th, and three days before the opening ceremony, Lin Cheng had to burn incense and bathe every day, and he couldn't have sex, so Zhongmei let Lin Cheng go.
When Lin Cheng walked out of the basement and saw the light of day, he had to sigh, this was really self-inflicted!
The reason why he went to great lengths to make up lies and falsely claim to be gods was to imitate the Western religious beliefs, so that the beauty of the people believed in him and became more loyal to himself.
But I didn't expect it to be self-defeating, because most of the beauties are Orientals, they are indifferent to the religious beliefs of the West, but they have been poisoned by "Journey to the West" since they were children, so Lin Cheng's peculiarity not only did not let Zhongmei accept that he was a god, but was regarded as a Tang monk in "Journey to the West", and was squeezed by Zhongmei in turn, almost squeezing Lin Cheng's fairy dew dry.
If it weren't for the opening ceremony of the Lin clan in Qingjiang, Lin Cheng might have been annihilated to death by the beautiful wheels, and then cooked and eaten.
After burning incense and bathing, Lin Cheng, who was squeezed out, completely turned into a sage [Sage Time].
Seeing that the opening ceremony is about to be held, these days, everyone in the Lin clan is busy with their feet on the ground, especially the patriarch Lin Furong and the patriarch's wife Zhu Xuezhen, not only have to receive the Lin celebrities who came from all over the world, but also have to study the scriptures with a group of old diehards of the Lin clan in Puyang, and formulate various etiquette for the opening ceremony, so that Lin Cheng was wiped out by the harem in the basement of the Lin mansion a hundred times, and he couldn't take care of it.
However, Lin Furong and Zhu Xuezhen are very happy about the absurdity of Lin Cheng and the women, after all, the Lin family is thin, and the first child born by Sister Zhi is still a female baby, and the second elder has long been eager to hold his grandson.
Everyone is busy, Lin Cheng and the harem beauties also have to prepare, they have to bathe and fast three days in advance, Lin Cheng has been sleeping alone for three consecutive days, not close to women, and not eating meat.
Not being close to women satisfies Lin Cheng's desire to recuperate, but not eating meat makes Lin Cheng, who is not happy with meat, very painful, and it is difficult for his body to recover much.
It's just that the opening ceremony is related to the cohesion of the Lin consortium family in the future, and Lin Cheng has to endure it and focus on the opening ceremony.
Some people may say that Lin Cheng's opening ceremony is a reversal of history, and the imperial court has spent a lot of effort to suppress the clan power, and the Lin clan cannot be allowed to grow again in the local area.
Everyone thinks a lot, since the reform and opening up, as the province with the largest number of overseas Chinese, in order to attract overseas Chinese to return to their hometowns to invest, all in the name of welcoming overseas Chinese to return to their hometowns to worship their ancestors.
Therefore, in eastern Guangdong and Fujian provinces and other places, it is very normal for the villagers to hold huge clan sacrifice activities with great fanfare, and the local government not only does not obstruct it, but actively participates in the township sacrifice activities, so that they can get to know overseas Chinese in the activities and fool them to return to their hometowns to invest!
Lin Cheng did not hold on to modern thinking about the opening ceremony of the Lin family in Qingjiang, thinking that it was feudal dross, nor did he think that it was an extravagance and waste for the Lin family to hold the opening ceremony with great fanfare.
In later generations, the term "sense of ritual" was very popular, believing that in addition to the immediate reluctance, there are also poems and distant places in life.
Lin Cheng also needed the ceremonial event of the opening ceremony to unite people's hearts, unite the hearts of the Lin clan, and contribute to the strengthening of the Lin family.