After the joke was told, Zhao Lina thought for a while, and quickly understood the meaning of the joke, and couldn't help but snort coldly: "Down||Stream!"

"Ahem," Ye Fan faked coughing twice in embarrassment, and seeing that Zhao Lina was disgusted, he had no choice but to say, "Concentrate on eating noodles." ”

After eating a few bites of noodles, Zhao Lina suddenly said, "Let's talk about one more." ”

"Huh?" Ye Fan looked up at Zhao Lina and asked with some surprise, "Tell me another one?"

"It has to be a joke about noodles. Zhao Lina said.

Ye Fan smiled: "No problem. ”

So, Ye Fan immediately told a serious joke about noodles.

After listening to this, Zhao Lina's pretty face was still cold, and she said dislikedly: "It's not good." Let's talk about one more thing, which must have connotation. ”

To have connotation? Ye Fan couldn't help but think, what does this mean? Could it be that it is meant to be like the first joke?

After a deep sigh, Ye Fan decided to take the risk and give it a try, and said, "Okay, then tell a joke about the connotation of noodles." ”

"It is said that there was a young couple who were watching TV in their room at night, and when they were halfway there, the wife suddenly said, 'Husband, I want to eat noodles. The husband immediately said, 'I'll cook it for you.' ''No!' the wife shook her head. 'Then I'll go out and soak it and bring it in?' said my husband again. The wife still shook her head: "No, it won't taste good when it's cold!" The husband had to say, "Then let's go out to eat after getting dressed?" The wife still shook her head. My husband was a little speechless, 'Then what do you want?' the wife said coquettishly, 'I want to eat noodles.' ’”

Ye Fan stopped talking for a few seconds, and Zhao Lina couldn't help but ask suspiciously, "It's over?"

"It's over. Ye Fan's smile was a little strange.

Zhao Lina looked at the strange smile on Ye Fan's face and knew that this joke was definitely not a good joke, but she couldn't hear the hidden "connotation" in the joke for a while.

She tilted her head and thought about it for a while, and after about a minute, she finally understood.

"Bad guy, bad water in your belly!" Zhao Lina suddenly kicked Ye Fan's calf under the table and scolded, and her cold pretty face couldn't help but blush.

Although Ye Fan was able to dodge Zhao Lina's kick at the bottom of the table in time, he didn't dodge, and after eating Zhao Lina's foot, he pretended to be in pain and shouted: "Ouch, why are you kicking me?

"I'm just asking you to tell a joke with connotation, who told you to tell such a shameless joke?!" Zhao Lina cleared herself up.

Ye Fan looked aggrieved, and said "sad and indignant": "I eat noodles!"

After speaking, he lowered his head and ate the noodles vigorously.

Zhao Lina also began to eat noodles, but when she ate noodles, the corners of her mouth inadvertently curved.

Thinking of the two jokes Ye Fan told about the "connotation" of noodles, she looked at the noodles in the bowl, and then looked at Ye Fan, and couldn't help but feel a little hot on her pretty face.

After eating noodles, Ye Fan cleaned up the dishes and chopsticks, and Zhao Lina simply threw all her clothes into the washing machine and washed them, except for the down jacket, of course.

Ye Fan washed the dishes and chopsticks and came out, saw the washing machine washing clothes, took a look at it, and found that there were a lot of clothes inside, knowing that Zhao Lina must have spent the night here tonight.

He turned his head to look at Zhao Lina and saw Zhao Lina sitting on the sofa watching TV.

However, instead of going over, he found a change of clothes and went into the bathroom to take a shower.

Ten minutes later, Ye Fan came out of the shower, walked to the small living room, and sat down on another sofa.

When he sat down on the sofa, Ye Fan couldn't help but glance at Zhao Lina, and saw that Zhao Lina was still watching TV with an ice face, not at all because he walked over and turned his gaze.

"Na'er......" Ye Fan shouted.

Zhao Lina said coldly: "Please call me Zhao Ju." May I ask Ye Ju, what's the matter with you?"

"Uh......" Ye Fan opened his mouth and finally said, "It's okay." ”

He estimated that Zhao Lina was deliberately cold to him, guarding against what would happen when he was alone and widowed in the same room.

He didn't think about what happened, so he didn't take the initiative to talk to Zhao Lina anymore.

After more than ten minutes, the washing machine stopped, and Zhao Lina's clothes were washed.

When Zhao Lina went to dry the clothes, Ye Fan suggested: "Dry the clothes indoors, there is an air conditioner that is easy to dry, and you can wear them tomorrow." If you leave it outside, I'm afraid it will get wetter tomorrow. ”

Zhao Lina frowned slightly and looked at the balcony and living room, and ordered: "You are not allowed to look around!"

"Hehe, don't worry, I promise not to watch it. Ye Fan assured that it was authentic.

Next, Zhao Lina used a hanger to hang her clothes under the air conditioner in the living room.

After drying her clothes, Zhao Lina returned and sat on the sofa to continue watching TV.

While watching TV, Ye Fan couldn't help but peek at Zhao Lina a few times, and saw that she was sitting very upright, her waist was straight, and her pretty face was always tight, so he knew that Zhao Lina must be nervously guarding against him.

In order to avoid Zhao Lina's nervousness, Ye Fan has been watching TV in silence.

At about eleven o'clock, Ye Fan saw that it was not early, so he shouted to Zhao Lina: "Na'er......"

"Ahh

If it were anyone else, she would never be. Just because it was Ye Fan, she was afraid that if Ye Fan was cheeky and wanted to make love to her, she was afraid that she would not have much will to reject him.

"Hehe, don't be nervous. Ye Fan raised his hands with a wry smile and said.

Zhao Lina calmed down, put on a cold face, and said, "Please call me Zhao Ju." ”

"Okay, Zhao Ju. Ye Fan nodded along with Zhao Lina and said, "It's past eleven o'clock now, it's late." If you don't dislike it, please come to my room to rest. ”

"What about you?" Zhao Lina couldn't help asking.

Ye Fan smiled: "I'm not simple, sleep on the sofa." Turning on and off the air conditioner is ambiguous, and it can't be cold. ”

"I still want to watch TV!" Zhao Lina said in a stiff tone, a little worried that when she entered the room, Ye Fan followed in. Or when she fell asleep, Ye Fan secretly went in.

Ye Fan had no choice but to smile bitterly: "Okay then." ”

So, the two continued to watch TV in silence.

Seeing it until more than twelve o'clock, Ye Fan felt a little hungry.

I only ate noodles just now, and there were only two eggs in the noodles, and for him, he was not full at all, so he planned to go to the kitchen to get rid of the food.

"Na...... Uh, Zhao Ju, are you hungry?" Ye Fan turned his head and asked Zhao Lina, if Zhao Lina was also hungry, he would cook one more noodle.

Zhao Lina turned her head slightly to look at Ye Fan and said, "A little." ”

"Oh, hehe, then I'll give you something to eat. Ye Fan said.

As soon as the words came out, he immediately consciously seemed to have said the wrong thing.

Sure enough, Zhao Lina was stunned, her eyes were cold, and she snorted angrily: "Down!"

"Misunderstanding, misunderstanding. Ye Fan hurriedly smiled.

Zhao Lina snorted coldly with a pretty face.

After a pause, Ye Fan stood up and was about to cook noodles, but after taking a step, he stopped and turned to Zhao Lina.

"Then do you want to eat it?" He was a little unsure whether Zhao Lina still ate noodles or not.

Zhao Lina's pretty face turned red instantly, picked up the pillow on the sofa and smashed it at Ye Fan, and scolded angrily: "Get out!"