Three hundred and fifty-seven boyfriends
"Yes, yes! It's him, I really have to thank him for what happened in my family, and I have to thank you! Here, I have raised more than 50,000 yuan, and you two account for more than half of it. You borrowed 10,000 yuan from me, it's a lot, everyone knows the roots, it's not easy. Thank you!" Sister Hua picked up her wine glass and nodded to the two benefactors in front of her. "It's all in the wine."
"Well, it's okay, the money is not in a hurry! There is no hurry!" Hu Dafa took a sip of wine in embarrassment, which was too embarrassing, but in this situation, you are just in a hurry, and it is useless! Can you sell her in sections, or can you sell her in pieces? Wait! It seems that people are not pure people who repay their debts!
Liu Yuner took a sip of wine and observed Hu Dafa with a smile, as a senior KTV worker, it is enough to write an encyclopedia about men's various reactions and performances. Before drinking, after drinking, in front of beautiful women, before friends, when I like beautiful women, when I am not interested, when I am bored, when I drink and sing, when I want to get into trouble, when there are many people, when I am alone, when I really have no one to disturb and kick the door...... , each man behaves differently, but, if you look closely, you will find common ground.
"Oh, that's right! Do you know how to open the lock! Last time, today, you didn't bring the key!" Liu Yun'er pointed at Sister Hua and asked, and instantly turned to Hu Dafa again, "You also opened the lock last time! Hey, you can put on a show for me! I also want to see, last time Sister Hua told me to come, it opened so fast! What do you use, twist it a few times, and the door will open, what are you using? Bring it, I'll take a look? Can you open another one for me?"
"Huh?" Hu Dafa's eyes widened and he quickly shook his head. Can you still perform this kind of thing? Do you think this is a variety show? Besides, this is not a talent, do you still want to perform? This is my skill for eating, how can I give you a live performance casually! What else do you want to see? Do you want to learn? Or do you want to do something?
"This doesn't work!
"What's not to do! You just think that we forgot to bring the key when we go out, you can help us open it again! We just want to see, and we can't learn your ability, it's okay, we will never talk nonsense!" Liu Yun'er continued to persuade Hu Dafa to show her hand without abandoning or giving up.
"Forget it, I really can't show you this!" "You still don't talk nonsense? Sister Hua knew it before, and you know it this time, and the whole city will know if you don't make trouble next time!
Lao Liu once warned himself before, no matter what he does in the future or not, this ability must not be revealed at will, let alone go around. If you show this ability everywhere and buy the locks on the market as a performance tool, those lock factories will be the first to find you, and people will sell dozens or hundreds of locks, and you will be smashed in half a minute, aren't you smashing people's business?
The lock is a tool to guard against the gentleman and not the villain, and the door is a tool to test the good and evil of the human heart. They are definitely not the ultimate solution to prevent thieves and thefts, and it is definitely a mistake to rely on these two to solve the problem.
"Or, Yun'er, you give Dafa a pole dance, and he will show you!
"Okay! what a big deal!" Yun'er agreed quite happily, so she almost stood up, used the heating pipe as a steel pipe, and began to jump.
"Don't! Don't! Sister Hua, what are you tossing! Drink too much!" Hu Dafa threw away the second beer can, and saw that Sister Hua had already started the third glass of liquor.
"Poof!" Sister Hua hadn't spoken yet, Yun'er was already happy, "Hehe, Sister Hua, look at him, he's still shy!Hahahaha!Hey, Dafa, do you like our Sister Hua! Look at your blushing, it's okay, just say it directly, don't hide it in your heart, don't say it yourself, others don't know! Why bother?"
"you, what are you talking about!" Sister Hua looked at Hu Dafa's embarrassed appearance, and also felt that Coke, giggling and Liu Yun'er got into trouble.
"Dafa is my benefactor, and he is a good person, and he is my noble......man! Shameless!" Sister Hua drank a little too much, her mouth was slurred, and her brain was not good, and the last adjective was really not appropriate enough. Mo said that Hu Da found that he didn't have this idea at all, and even if he did, he felt a little sudden.
Love, there must always be some contact time as the basis. It's not fast food, it's good food, and you have to know how to enjoy it. Just like cooking a meal, you have what you want to eat first, then go grocery shopping, choose vegetables, clean them, cut them, put them in the pot, and finally add condiments to make the food full of color and flavor.
"Yes, I'm shameless!" Yun'er drank a glass of wine, poured another glass herself, and asked Sister Hua with a wink, "Why are you going to work and get off work tomorrow?" That kid has tasted the sweetness, and he doesn't often block you from coming! Grab three or five hundred today, and come again next week, and you earned all the money for him?"
"Well, that's right! Alas, it's not worth taking a taxi for the sake of three stops! It's just me, if it's just the two of us, it's okay!" Sister Hua pouted, drinking stuffy wine while pondering to herself.
"Or you can make one, and at the end of the month, you quit and go to my side, won't we be able to leave together!
"Hehe, you want people to rob you of your sex! Haha!" said that, the two of them laughed while drinking, not caring about Hu Dafa's feelings next to him.
"Oh, Dafa, what do you do?" Liu Yun'er suddenly remembered something, and turned her head to look at Hu Dafa.
"I, waiter!" It's easier to tell the truth than to make up some nonsense, and there is no need to worry about revealing the stuffing one day, and there is no need to waste that brain.
"You work at the hotel, then you should be late at work!"
"Well, it's almost! Leave early, it's past ten o'clock, you have to clean it up, what's wrong?" Hu Dafa still didn't know what was going on, and continued to drill into the trap deeply.
"Otherwise, you don't think it's okay!" Yun'er drank the wine, and a smile appeared on her lips, "Aren't you quite late to get off work? Or tomorrow after work, you will pick up our Sister Hua from work! With you, who would dare to rob money and sex! Sister Hua has said that you are his benefactor, nobleman, and you are a good person, and if you do it to the end, you will be able to become Sister Hua's boyfriend! Hahahaha!" Yun'er smiled proudly, very happy that she had set a trap.