Hao was surprised.

Shouldn't Guo Fat's partner be an old man Zhang who is thin, wearing small glasses and carrying a crooked shoulder, why has he become a rich and rich Aunt Yu with a neck?

The little fox rarely saw her boyfriend babbling on the side, and hurriedly pulled out the banana in her mouth, and teased: "You are so small." ”

Wang Hao glanced at her, then at the small mouth and the banana, raised his eyebrows, smiled very evilly, and answered the question: "Who is the one who has big eyes and small mouths, who is the one who is decoupled." ”

The girl understood in seconds but was not shy, biting her lower lip and aiming at her boyfriend in a variety of ways, and then put the banana in her mouth, and did not eat it, wrapped her lips, and began to poke back and forth...

Suddenly, the painting wind turned, and he bit off the banana with a click, and gave a vicious "you're trying to beep the sentence" little look.

Wang Hao wiped his sweat, and Bei'er bravely replied with a "wait to go home..."

These two goods put aside the shameless dark song, the bud bud looked at everything on the side, stunned for a few seconds before he realized, instantly blushed his little face, lowered his eyes slightly, but he was afraid of being seen by the two stinky and shameless ones, so he hurriedly turned his face and looked at the performance on the stage.

I don't know if I should eat the banana in my hand or not...

I was speechless for a while.

"Sprouts and sprouts hurry up and eat fried chestnuts with sugar, but they are sweet. After the little fox finished drying the banana, the thief took out a few chestnuts and broke them and stuffed them in his mouth.

"......" buds.

"Hey, don't you promise people," Wang Hao said.

"That's you, I didn't say it. ”

“......”

"There are a lot of people here, the front row is almost sitting on the stage, and the ...... in the back" Guo Pang pulled the microphone twice to lower the height, said a habitual opening, and then looked around and said:

"You've come, you've got a good situation, and now it's a good year. ”

"Oh~ how do you say?" Yu apologized.

"It's not the same time now, the young people like to listen to cross talk, look at the three of them who keep pace with the times, the object doesn't go to the cinema, but comes to the theater to kiss me and me, what does this mean?"

"What does it mean?"

"It means I'm getting hot!"

"Hey, you're shameless......"

The girl looked at the audience laughing, looked in the direction, and quickly stopped chatting, posing as a goddess seriously, squinting her eyes at the stage like a pig's head, it is estimated that she is not as tall as Guo Fat.

Gotcha, at the beginning, the little fat man smashed the current one, Wang Hao pulled the corners of his mouth and stopped his mouth.

However, don't say that Guo Pang is really blind to the point, he is indeed not far from the fire. Because once Guo Pang meets Yu Qian, it is Bei Qian who meets Seattle.

If Guo Pang is a joker, Qian Ye is a god reply; Guo Pang is dry firewood, and the apologetic master is a fire; if Guo Pang is a wolf, then Qian Ye must be embarrassed......

In short, the two thieves.

"Oh, I was very happy to see everyone, many people don't know us very well, many friends are here for the first time today, to introduce, mainly to introduce him, this person is called Yu Apologize...... Some know me and some don't know me, my name is Guo Degang, a primary school student in the cross talk world. ”

Guo Pang began to work on stage, began to be poor, Wang Hao smiled in the audience, since Guo Pang was promoted to junior high school, he hasn't heard this sentence for many years.

As for Aunt Yu, she sells cuteness steadily, "ho", "hey", "oops"... It sounds right and comfortable, like drinking warm water.

Anyway, Wang Hao never found the second pair that could give him this feeling, Mr. Hou Baolin and Mr. Guo Quanbao were also very compatible, but that kind of match was like drinking wine.

As for Mr. Zhang Wenshun, he has always felt that this old man is too porcelain, and his work is too good. Because Lao Guo is not fuel-efficient, it is too difficult to give him work, either he can't hold it down, or Mr. Zhang gets up, and it feels like the two of them are teasing on stage.

Aunt Yu is like a layer of cotton, wrapped in paste, this feels like a professional skill, the priest is a blood tonic, the warrior is a fighter who resists beating, and Teacher Yu is suitable for praising people.

It is said that this excellent comedian actor is more rare than an excellent comedian actor.

First of all, you have to endure loneliness, have a good mentality, and be stable with a partner and full of aura. The reaction is faster than teasing, and the reason why it is called "measuring life" is here.

And to be able to suffer, to be wise. The most important thing is to be in the play, to be real, and a lot of praise is blocked here.

Aunt Yu is definitely a five-star person, at least with Guo Fat, which can be regarded as complementary. The tacit understanding between the two is simply seamless, if it is not Aunt Yu who is complimentary, then Guo Fat's cross talk charm will be reduced by at least half.

Aunt Yu officially joined the Deyun Club in 2004, and the Deyun Club also began to rise in 2004, which shows the importance of Aunt Yu to Uncle Guo.

Who would have thought that a cross talk actor who is ready to give up cross talk and plans to make film and television a lifelong career will become a generation of praise in a few years.

Who would have thought that today's fame and fortune would actually start with a task allocation that cannot be shirked.

Therefore, Aunt Yu must have been thundered in her last life!

O(∩_∩)O

Of course, if it weren't for Mr. Zhang's hard work and strong support, and the help of many people, Lao Guo would not have been able to achieve that prosperous career in the future.

Let's just say that the ticket price has increased from 20 to the sky-high price of 8800 at the peak, which has increased by 440 times, and the audience is still flocking to it, and you can feel how high-spirited that scene is.

It's a pity that the old man went early, and when he didn't witness the glory, he fell seriously ill and died.

Alas, nine times out of ten, life is not as expected.

This thing is said in Nabalabala, Wang Hao felt very coke after listening to it for a while, at this time Guo Fat's style gradually took shape, and he was willing to work hard, the little meat jokes were one by one, and the old jokes could also be said in his mouth, and some baggage was always unexpected.

To say that he has seen so many young stars, he mostly has a passerby mentality for men.

Ahem, please forgive him for this sexistness!

But I really like Guo Fat, like Brother Bi likes JJ.

Regardless of his cross talk, it's still him.

Some people may say that he is too fine, but there is one who does business all over the world, and if you pull it out and slip it, is there a stupid one?

Which is not fine!

If you don't know how to die!

What's more, it's really not easy for a whole family to point to him to eat alone!

Wang Hao now understands this.

And the most stimulated are the little fox and the bud bud, Guo Pang seems to have opened the door to a new world for the two of them, and they are all looking at the stage intently, smiling so much that it is called a hi piyo.

He tilted his head, whispered to the waiter, and asked, "How much is a flower basket?" ”

"We are all on the right track, there are twenty-one pairs, there are forty-one pairs. ”

Wang Hao thought about it, waved his hand, and said, "Forty, thirty pairs." ”

The waiter was obviously shocked, and only then did he react and be overjoyed: "You wait a minute, I will send it to you immediately." ”

"Hey, wait, add twenty more pairs. The girl's eyes dripped, and her little hands waved, which was rare and bold.

The waiter's spirit shook again, "Okay, I'll be on immediately, I'll be on immediately." ”

Fifty pairs, that is, two thousand yuan, Wang Hao saw it a little inexplicable, but he didn't stop it, and asked: "You are so willing to spend money when the sun hits the west, and you are so willing to spend money? Send fifty pairs, let's three asymmetrical." ”

"Well, it's fascinating. The girl thief grinned, paused, and said: "That fat man buried us just now, fifty pairs are separated, that is, twenty-five pairs for one person, you can call two two hundred and five!"

"Poof...," Bud Bud grinned.

Wang Hao is also happy to hear this, he sent so many people to consider the days that are not rich, adding frost to the snow, and it is reasonable to be reasonable, and he also wants to give Guo Pang an unforgettable shock, and when he is famous in the future, he will recall the time, and he will properly pull it out to thank himself.

Well, how do you think about this deal?

Speaking of which, Guo Fat's men's group is not as difficult as before, the three of them have to hold on to a game, and they only earn ten yuan a day, and now they are also a little famous in the teahouse industry in Beijing, compared to before, they must earn more money, but there are more people who can't stand it, and the men's group has risen to more than a dozen people unconsciously.

However, I can afford to pay for lighting and electricity, and I can eat a boxed lunch, but my life is still not easy, and I have to help Mr. Zhang from time to time in order to live.

"I want to pee. The girl poked him suddenly, and whispered.

After sitting for a long time, Wang Hao also wanted to move, and asked Yaya, so he naturally seconded it, so the three of them got up and prepared to go to the toilet.

“... Look, the man and the two women are gone, what time is it, the three of you..." Guo Pang saw it on the stage, shaking his wit and smashing it on the spot, his expression was quite unpredictable.

Wang Hao rolled his eyes and pointed in the direction of the bathroom.

"Oh, go to the bathroom, I hope you have every success... Early urination and early return......"

The three of them laughed, trotted all the way, and hurriedly arched to the toilet.

Over there, the waiter sent the flower basket up, tossing back and forth, it was too much, and it couldn't be placed, so he put it halfway, and then draped a red satin on each flower basket, which means that this is a pair.

In this way, it was still layered, and for a while, the whole stage was full of purple and red, and the flowers were full of flowers, reflecting that the two people on the stage looked a lot more handsome.

Guo Pang and Aunt Yu were talking, and they were surprised to see the thief, Aunt Yu was better, she didn't experience it when she first came, but Rao has never seen this in his many years of drama troupe career.

And Guo Pang is interesting, this will not be skinny, the expression is particularly terrifying, not to mention, the cross talk is incoherent, what is said is intermittent, and his eyes are unconsciously looking at the flower basket.

Like the teahouse opera garden, there are generally flower baskets for sale, which is equivalent to rewarding money, and it also has the meaning of listening to it and letting the return come back again, just like when watching the live broadcast now, friends give rewards to the anchor, and if you have more rewards, you can also ask for a dance or something.

Wang Hao's hand is absolutely good, no less than suddenly passing by an aircraft carrier during the live broadcast, and the anchor beauty climaxes instantly..

At this moment, Guo Pang felt similar.

Finally, after Balabala dealt with a paragraph, Guo Pang didn't leave, he was super excited into the microphone, and said:

"Thank you for this friend, to be honest, I almost had a semen... It's not easy to run around these years, but now it's better, and I've tasted what the flower basket tastes like, but... It's the first time I've seen this ......."

Generally, if you put it aside for a while, according to the custom of ticket holders, you have to raise your little hand and return a smile of "this is nothing".

As a result, Guo Pang swept from left to right, and then from right to left, all the old faces sat honestly, and they wondered in their hearts, like a kitten scratching their hearts, but they couldn't care about it at the moment, and said a small return to Aunt Yu again.

After the end of the field and into the backstage, Guo Pang sweated regardless of it, hurriedly dragged the waiter who was about to go up to remove the flower basket, and asked: "Who sent the flower basket, why didn't you see anyone?"

"As far as you wish the three of them a smooth and smooth pee, they will come back when you return. ”

“......”

At the end of the show, all the actors came up for a curtain call, and the curtain call at the moment was not like standing on the stage like the Deyun Society in the future.

Instead, Guo Pang took his wife Wang Hui and the members of the men's group to send the audience out of the garden one by one at the door, and kept saying: You break the bank, you come back when you are free. The heart of the person who said it was warm.

When he arrived at Wang Hao, Guo Pang pulled his hand, and the obedient words poured out as if he didn't want money.

In the end, Wang Hui, who was still singing the big drum, recognized him, they were all eating in the circle, looking up and not looking down, and the two sides were no longer holding up, and chatting with him for a while.

The little fox and the bud bud turned into little fan girls, holding Guo Pang and taking a photo with Aunt Yu's arm... There are two more celebrity tightropes in a cross talk, and Lao Guo is not a loss.

In short, this trip to Deyun was as successful as the pee, and Wang Hao also had a bottom in his heart.

Well, Xiaoyue come here, it should be no problem to eat a full stomach.....