Chapter 599: Shark's Mouth (First Update)
Zhou Yu looked at the endless ocean and the seawater that he had to accidentally import from time to time, and his eyes turned black.
This is not a desert, it's an ocean!
Zhen Cheng, you must have done it on purpose.
You deliberately fix me, you put me in the desert and I'll walk back.
You made me swim back in the ocean.
But you tell me that it's Huaxia over there!
Zhou Yu was depressed and wanted to vomit blood, but fortunately, instant noodles could still speak.
quickly called up the map, looking at the distance that the yacht would take a day to dock, Zhou Yu had to rely on his legs, this must be deliberately playing with me.
"Is there any way?" Zhou Yu asked about instant noodles with some anger.
Instant noodles said a little speechlessly: "Find a piece of wood, maybe you will float over while lying on your stomach." ”
Zhou Yu floated on the sea depressedly, pulled twice, and then gave up the action of swimming home.
"You're not really waiting to drift back with the flow, are you?" asked Instant Meek, confused.
Zhou Yu said speechlessly: "I can't find any other way, I can only resign myself to fate." ”
"Hey, this is not the Zhou Yu I know. Instant noodles said.
Zhou Yu snorted lightly: "You are not the almighty instant noodles I know, you can't even handle such a trivial matter." ”
"Who said I can't do it, but you can't?" said Instant Noodles angrily.
Zhou Yu said helplessly: "I couldn't handle it!"
Instant noodles said, "Didn't the old man send you something?"
When Zhou Yu heard it, it seemed that it was the same, Zhen Cheng said that he would use that thing when he looked for him in the future, and couldn't help but say while taking it out: "Your predecessors have become old men, I can think of my future me." ”
As he spoke, he floated in the sea and took out something from the treasure house to take a look, something like a pen, Zhou Yu asked instant noodles: "Do you know how to use this thing?"
Instant noodles said: "Look for yourself, there should be instructions on it." ”
Zhou Yu opened his mouth and almost took a sip of seawater, then closed his mouth and looked towards taking something.
There are indeed instructions for use.
This product can be used at the click of a button to open the channel.
Special Note: This product is not waterproof.
Not waterproof?
Zhou Yu was stunned, subconsciously clenched the thing, looked at the button, and hurriedly pressed it.
A sound like electricity sounded, hissing.
After a long time, Zhou Yu found that this thing was useless at all, and he realized that it seemed that this thing was in water in its head and could not be used.
I was even more speechless for a while.
If I had known, I would have put it in the treasure trove and not taken it out.
Fortunately, at this time, instant noodles snorted softly, and then Zhou Yu was overjoyed, and a task suddenly appeared.
When Zhou Yu was about to check the task, he suddenly frowned.
Looking back, a shark in the distance was swimming towards him in the river.
"Mommy!"
Zhou Yu was suddenly shocked, how could he still have the heart to see the task, he glared hard under his feet, and swam forward frantically with both hands.
The shark didn't seem to have discovered Zhou Yu's existence yet, which made Zhou Yu's heart ease slightly.
But in a blink of an eye, he realized that he had guessed wrong, and the other party did not accelerate, but he kept following him.
Obviously, the other person knows that he is the perfect food.
This special meow doesn't mean that I want to wait for me to be tired and can't swim anymore.
Zhou Yu was extremely depressed, but the movements in his hands did not stop, and his feet were constantly exerting force, hoping that in the next second, he would be able to swim farther.
But in a blink of an eye, his eyes turned black, and he found that no matter how fast he was, it was no different from the speed of other sharks.
"Big brother, let's try it on land!"
Zhou Yu was in a hurry, and was suddenly stunned.
yes, I'm so good at beast language, I might even be able to subdue a shark if I run.
Zhou Yu thought about it and stopped in an instant, not swimming, at this time, Zhou Yu had already swam out of the land of five miles, because his mind was on the shark behind him, and he didn't see that his task had been completed.
So the action he stopped was naturally to communicate with the shark immediately.
But the moment he stopped, he noticed that the shark seemed to find that he could not swim, and suddenly accelerated, and came madly towards him.
Damn, play really!
Zhou Yu was extremely confused, and hurriedly turned on the beast language mode, the shark's language appeared in his mind in an instant, and Zhou Yu said directly: "Brother, slow down." ”
But when the words fell, the shark didn't seem to hear it, or didn't understand it, and continued to come madly towards Zhou Yu, so fast that Zhou Yu was dumbfounded.
"Brother Shark, don't do it, you have something to say. Zhou Yu hurriedly continued to speak.
The voice fell, and the shark seemed to finally hear it, and at this time, the shark had already opened its bloody mouth, and almost swallowed Zhou Yu in one mouth, but in the end, it closed its giant mouth in advance, and the tail of the dream swung around, and the sea water hit Zhou Yu's face.
Zhou Yu didn't care, the other party stopped attacking him, thinking that he should have heard his words, which would be easy to do.
"Damn human, you speak the language of the Great Shark. The shark spoke angrily.
Zhou Yu smiled and said, "Pediatric things, what's so rare about this." ”
"Hmm, how dare you speak of our great shark language pediatrics. The shark suddenly became furious, and his body was about to speed up, ready to eat Zhou Yu in one bite.
Zhou Yu suddenly shuddered, and hurriedly said: "Brother Shark misunderstood, it was purely a misunderstanding, my pediatric meaning is very awesome for us humans." ”
"?" the shark was puzzled.
Zhou Yu was embarrassed and explained again: "Very powerful." ”
"That's nature, the great language of my shark clan, the history of inheritance, older than you humans, naturally powerful. The shark boss said proudly.
Zhou Yu smiled and said in his heart: What a narcissistic shark!
Hurriedly spoke: "This is natural, I really think that your shark language is great, I didn't learn it." ”
"Well, for the sake of some truth in what you said, when I eat you later, I promise to swallow it in one bite, never bite it, and promise to leave you a whole corpse. The shark said nonchalantly.
Zhou Yu opened his mouth wide and said so much.
You still want to eat me, you're sick.
Leave me a whole corpse, it won't be digested in your stomach, and the whole corpse?
The more Zhou Yu thought about it, the more angry he became, but now on other people's chopping boards, there seemed to be no other way, so he hurriedly said: "Brother shark, don't misunderstand, I have no malicious intentions, you see that there are so many fish in this sea, and I am not a bad one." ”
"Hmph, that's a good point, then you humans seem to have a lot of people, why do you always come to eat my fish, today, no matter how clever you are, I will treat you as an afternoon snack. The shark slammed into his mouth.
(End of chapter)