Chapter 117: Is My Huaxia TCM Diagnosis Accurate (Seeking a Follow!)
I heard Yi Wubai talk about what he was
"You, do you know what I'm doing?" Jensen's face was very ugly, but there was a faint hope.
Yi Wubai smiled and shook his head, "What's the matter? Just now you said that our Chinese medicine is something that gods and gods are talking about, and now you believe it again?"
Jensen, as a professor of medicine at Harvard University, was directly asked and ridiculed by a student like Yi Wubai, who looked like a high school student, and was suddenly a little embarrassed!
"Hmph! You must be talking nonsense! and you want to lie to me?" Yi Wubai looked at Jensen with a smile.
Jensen's face changed, but he didn't dare to speak.
Jensen's student, Wang Ling, a young doctor from Jiangshi No. 1 Hospital, opened his mouth to persuade: "Teacher, what are you afraid of! Let this guy say, with you and Expert Smith here, I don't believe that this guy can continue to pretend to be a ghost!"
"Shut up and get out of the way!" Before Wang Ling could finish speaking, he was interrupted by Jensen, who had an ugly face, so he had to step aside in a sneer, and then looked at Yi Wubai with hatred.
Everyone in the martial arts family watched James Sen, a native of the United States, reprimanding a Chinese man, although Wang Ling was a student of James Sen, but he was still a little uncomfortable in his heart.
"Professor Jensen, you are also a professor of medicine. There has always been an old saying in China, which is called avoiding medical treatment, that is, if you have any problems with yourself, you should not avoid doctors. I believe you understand these truths, so it is better to let Mr. Yi Wubai say it, and you can discuss it. Wu Lao said lightly.
In fact, Wu Lao also has his own careful thoughts, although his second son Wu Xiude praised Smith expert and Professor Jensen of Harvard University, but he still has a trace of doubt in his heart.
Now that Yi Wubai said that Jensen couldn't even cure his own problems, Wu Lao was even more willing to let Yi Wubai say it, so that the two of them could fight each other, and it would be convenient for him to see how their medical skills were.
Medical professor Jensen heard Wu Lao speak at this time, and knew that Wu Lao had doubts about himself, and he couldn't help but hate it in his heart.
Looking at Yi Wubai, who looked like a student, Jensen didn't believe that he knew what Chinese medicine he had, let alone that he could see what was wrong with him by relying on Chinese medicine!
"Hmph, you're just cheating on me, I've seen a lot of this kind of trick!" Jensen snorted coldly.
Yi Wubai was noncommittal, and discussed: "Then Professor Jensen, would you like me to tell everyone about your patient?"
Jensen swallowed a mouthful of saliva and forcibly calmed down, "You say! I see what reason you can come up with!"
Yi Wubai smiled, and under the curious eyes of everyone, he slowly spoke: "Professor Jensen, you seem to have fecal incontinence, right?"
Fecal incontinence?
Everyone's eyes looked at Jensen strangely, but they didn't expect Jensen to have this kind of problem!
Professor Jensen's face became also very ugly, and his white face instantly turned blue and red, "What nonsense are you talking about? Do you know? What you are insulting is a medical professor at Harvard University in the United States! It is the medical community in the United States!"
Everyone looked at Professor Jensen's face and felt that Yi Wubai was right, but after listening to Professor Jensen's words, they felt that Yi Wubai was talking nonsense.
However, Professor Jensen's intimidation had no effect on Yi Wubai at all.
Yi Wubai still smiled and said, "If you say that you have fecal incontinence, you don't admit it, and I can't let you take off your pants for a test!"
Hearing that Yi Wubai was a little soft, a smile flashed on Jensen's face, as long as he didn't admit it, it was useless for this guy to say anything.
But Yi Wubai continued, "There is no way to take off my pants for inspection, but I also have evidence." Mr. Jensen, can you tell me why you sit only one-fifth of the way in your chair, and why you put most of your ass out of the chair?"
As soon as Yi Wubai said this, everyone looked at Jensen.
The samurai living room is full of old-fashioned Eight Immortals tables and chairs, as well as wooden hard chairs. And Jensen, sure enough, only sat a fifth of the chair, just his ass simply next to the chair.
Jensen's face was hard to look at.
Yi Wubai ignored it, "Generally speaking, we sit on the chair to do one-third of the position, maybe it can be said that we know how to be polite, but one-fifth, it can only be explained, hehe!"
Speaking of this, Yi Wubai smiled at Jensen, and said in Jensen's frightened gaze, "It can only show that your ass is not very convenient! In other words, it hurts a little!"
"Flutter!" Wu Xiaoying on the side didn't hold back and laughed.
Wu Xiude, the middle-aged man behind Wu Lao, glanced at Wu Xiaoying fiercely, and Wu Xiaoying quickly covered her mouth with a red face.
Jensen's face darkened as if his scar had been revealed, "What does this mean?
Everyone also nodded, and Jensen's explanation was also in the past.
However, Yi Wubai shook his head and said something earth-shattering, "Mr. Jensen, you should be a little different from normal people in terms of orientation, right?"
The people in the living room were a little confused, and looked at Professor Jensen, who was gentle and elegant, and had the demeanor of a scholar, with shocked eyes.
This medical professor at Harvard University in the United States, such a powerful person, is he a?
This suddenly made some conservative martial artists a little incredulous, and they were stunned on the spot and didn't know what to do.
Professor Jensen, as if someone had stripped him of all his fig leafs, said in a somewhat manic rage, "Do you Chinese medicine practitioners use unfounded judgments to fool others? Hmph! I can be regarded as a long-term insight!"
Looking at Professor Jensen's disadmit, Yi Wubai was still very calm.
"Everything I say is naturally well-founded. First of all, you are a professor of medicine, and according to your medical common sense, basically you will not get hemorrhoids. Even if you do have hemorrhoids, I think you will find a doctor for treatment, after all, there is no shame in this!" Yi Wubai said lightly.
Professor Jensen tried to refute it, but he didn't think about what to say, so he had to give up.
Yi Wubai continued: "Secondly, from the perspective of traditional Chinese medicine, now you have a face full of spring, the corners of your eyebrows are scattered, and the whole person is in a happy and relaxed state, which means that you have been happy with others recently. However, if you are full of essence and have sufficient kidney qi, it means that you have not lost your body at all. This situation can only show that you are with a man, and you are the one who suffers!"
After Yi Wubai finished speaking, everyone found out that Yi Wubai was not pointing out of thin air, but had a real basis.
Looking at Jensen's face as if eating Xiang, everyone felt that maybe what Yi Wubai said was true!
Yi Wubai still didn't stop, "The last bit of evidence, that is this smith expert by your side!"
When everyone saw that Yi Wubai had actually led the war to Expert Smith, they immediately became curious, what does this have to do with Expert Smith?
"Even if you don't talk about traditional Chinese medicine, you can see it faintly. Although this great expert Smith looks young, his eyes are swollen and black, his eyes are blank, and he is obviously overindulgent. However, not to mention that yin and yang are declining, he doesn't even have a sense of harmony between yin and yang. ”
"This proves that he is not happy with women, and he is still on the attacking side!" Yi Wubai said another conclusion lightly, shocking everyone!
A big expert, a professor, it turned out to be that kind of relationship. Everyone has a little pain in the egg, and I don't know what to say!
In the end, Yi Wubai summed up his conclusion: "To sum up, the conclusion is very simple, maybe you are a couple, Mr. Smith likes you very much, and Mr. Smith seems to be too keen on certain things!"
Yi Wu changed his words, "But it is also because Mr. Smith is keen on this kind of thing, so that some parts of your body are seriously injured, resulting in some muscle necrosis and some fecal incontinence." Perhaps, now you don't dare to eat much, because you are afraid that you will pull it out directly!"
After Yi Wubai finished saying a few words in a row, Jensen's face had changed several times, from blue to red, from red to black, and finally from dark black to no trace of blood.
Everyone watched Jensen's face change, and they basically believed Yi Wubai's judgment in their hearts.
"Professor Jensen, I don't know, is my Huaxia TCM diagnosis accurate?" Yi Wubai asked with a smile.
That smile, in Jensen's eyes, was like a nightmare!