This girl was born petite and cute, and there was an indulgent and uninhibited spirit between her eyebrows. Her pair of cat ears and feet stretched out to the sides were the size of a small half of her face, and she wore large brass earrings on them, plus the two cat tails that were intertwined with each other from time to time, she really gave people the impression of a clear and unambiguous "wildcat girl".

Just like her name, "Orange" wears an orange-toned skirt, her master Yakumo "Blue" is a blue tone, and the owner's owner Yakumo "Purple" is a deep purple, and the hats on their heads are similar in style, this family......

"Hey, even Lan has a Shikami!"

Nalan looked at the little cat lady and said with a little surprise:

"When I first met her, she was about your age. At that time, she only had three tails......"

"Eh—" Orange Qi said, "So, Orange will grow nine tails in the future?"

"Hehe......" Nalan Hao smiled, "I don't think so......"

After all, the varieties are not the same.

Orange took a few steps forward and came to Nalan Twilight and Yakumo Murasaki. The wild cats who had come with her also followed in the footsteps of the leader, and gathered around her.

As the owners of this abandoned village, these kittens are not afraid of life at all. They climbed straight onto Yakumo's body, fighting for a good spot in the sun on her soft lower abdomen and big legs, or squatting on her face, pressing her "Mount Everest" and "Chogori" with the soft balls of flesh. Those who couldn't climb on top of her shrank between her arms and body, enjoying the body temperature of the famous youkai sage.

All in all, Yakumo Murasaki is drowned by the sea of cats and is so happy that she can't breathe.

"Hmm...... Hmmm......"

She really can't breathe, and she still has a cat sitting on her face.

"Hmm!"

Yakumo Zi ripped off the cat that was stuck on her face, sat up suddenly, and then, with a narrowing of his eyes, he threw himself back and sneezed. Tiny cat hair squirted out of her nostrils like cotton wool in late autumn.

The cats were startled by this sneeze, and their meows were shocked, and they jumped away from her one after another, and ran to rub Nalan Twilight's legs again.

Nalan Hao bent down and picked up a three-color cat, and he couldn't stop touching it in his arms, so he heard Orange say:

"Anyway, what are Lady Purple and Big Brother doing?

"Ah, this," Nalan said, "I'm helping her reduce her ......."

"Fitness. Yakumo raised her voice and interrupted him, "We're working out!"

"Fitness?" Orange asked, tilting her head, blinking her amber cat-eyes, and posing ignorant:

"What's that?"

"It's about exercising your body, honing your will, and making yourself stronger!"

There seemed to be a flash of fire in her purple eyes, she clenched her fists, and said solemnly:

"In order to protect the peace of Gensokyo, even I have to keep improving, and constantly surpass my past self, but I can't lose to those young people!"

Orange, this kid is also honest, and he actually believes it. Her face was filled with the purest longing, and she applauded involuntarily, only to hear her say:

"It's really worthy of Lord Purple!"

If Purple had a tail, after hearing this, the tail would have to be cocked forward.

"You old man sleeps for eight months a year, you really dare to say it. Nalan thought so, but said to Orange with a smile:

"Just like Purple said, the so-called 'fitness' is to make yourself stronger through exercise, should Orange also try it?"

"I want it!" Orange said excitedly, raising his hand high, cocking up his tail and ears, "Orange wants to work out too." ”

"Okay, let's come together, Purple ......"

Nalan Twilight said this, turning his head to look at Purple.

"As an 'expert' who is 'diligent in exercising', aren't you going to give a demonstration to your children?"

He bites the words very hard, and the evil intentions are hidden under the harmless smiles of humans and animals. Zi looked at him, her expression becoming more and more stiff.

"This kid is trying to play with me!" she thought to herself.

However, if you lie by yourself, you have to come back with tears, especially in front of your own children, and you can't be embarrassed to say anything. In desperation, Zi had to endure the muscle pain all over her body and get up from the ground.

"Okay, okay, I'll take the lead for you today!"

As she spoke, she glared fiercely at Nalan Yu, who bent down and put the cat in her arms back on the ground, then clapped her hands and said with a smile on her face:

"So, as a warm-up, let's start with a three-minute 'high plank'!"

The so-called "high plank" is to support the ground with the limbs on the ground, the back straight, and the abdomen tightened, similar to the lifting action in push-ups, but just stay still.

"I haven't done it before, but it shouldn't be difficult to hold on to the ground for three minutes. Zi thought to herself, "It's okay, as the head of the family, I can definitely do this kind of trivial thing." ”

A three-minute high-level plank is not a workout at all for a physical monster like Nalan Twilight, and it is not difficult for a cat demon like Orange who has a light body and is flexible against the sky.

As for Yakumo Purple......

"Huh...... Ha...... It's mine...... My waist ......"

Thirty seconds later, she pressed her waist and lay on the ground like a giant worm, crying out in pain.

"It's okay, Lady Purple?"

Orange squatted in front of Purple with a large group of curious kittens, looking at her with a worried expression.

"I didn't ...... It's okay, it's just ...... It's just cramps......"

Purple raised her head with difficulty, and forced out a miserable white smile.

"Accident...... It's just an accident, it's not a big deal, you see!"

As she spoke, she stood up trembling as she held her back with one hand and the ground with the other. Before she could stand up straight, there was a crunch sound from her back. This sound, whether it is Nalan Twilight, or Orange, or those cats, can be heard clearly.

"I didn't ...... Nothing...... Thread ...... of clothes The cord is broken, nothing is wrong...... No...... Worried about ......"

Purple's face looked no different from a dead man.

Anyway, something must be broken, and as for what it is, Zi said, "Don't worry." Her waist didn't straighten up until the end, but it was definitely fine.

After all, he's a great monster sage!

"Since there's no problem, let's move on!"

Nalan Yu smiled brightly, completely ignoring Yakumo Zi's eyes that seemed to be about to be eaten alive, and said very easily:

"Next, let's make a group of half-boat poses, about fifty of them! This action is not difficult, with the ability of the monster sage, it will definitely be easy to do, come on!"

"Yes, come on!"

Zi can be regarded as seeing through it, and at this point, if he continues to follow Nalan Hui's instructions, he will definitely not survive, but admitting defeat on the spot and admitting that he can't do it, it is also a dead end, the former is a physical death, and the latter is a social death. Both horizontal and vertical are to die, and it is better to die a heroic death than to die humiliatingly.

Moreover, the action of "half-boat pose" does not seem to be very difficult, and it can still be done with hard work!

The so-called "half-boat pose", also known as "half-boat yoga", is an action similar to sit-ups, except that the back should be straight, the legs should not be bent, and the back and feet should not touch the ground.

Well, this action can't be considered an exercise at all for a physical monster like Nalan Twilight, and it's not difficult for a soft kitten like Orange, but for Yakumo Purple......

"Big brother, big brother!"

Halfway through that, Orange probed the snort of Yakumo Murasaki, who had collapsed to the ground and was motionless, then turned his head and exclaimed in panic:

"Purple-sama, she...... She's not breathing!"

"Hehe......" Nalan Yu's laughter was full of malice, "It must be on the way to exercise that I realized the true meaning of life and ascended to become a Buddha!"

"But, it's not good to sleep like this, what should I do......"

He thought for a moment, snapped his fingers, and said happily:

"It's just right, I have a plan, look good!"

With that, he stepped forward and unzipped the tracksuit on Yakumo Murasaki, revealing her big white belly, then raised his head and shouted at the sky:

"Wen-"

The first sound, but there was no response, so he raised his voice again, and then shouted:

"Dare to ask where is the honest and upright Tengu reporter Shotmei Marufumi?"

"I'm—"

A gust of wind whistled, and the life-shooting pill Wen Sashuang appeared.

"Under the incorruptible and honest shot pill, there is ...... Wow, what a surprise!"

She didn't even have time to introduce herself, but she was attracted by the Yakumo Purple who was lying unconscious on the ground and forced to "dry the meat", so she quickly took out her camera and pressed the shutter on Zi.

"Click"

This sound, like a prince's kiss, woke up the "sleeping beauty...... Or rather, the "incremental version" of Sleeping Beauty.

"Click"

The youkai sage, who had just recovered from a brief period of sudden death, was dazed by the flash of the camera as soon as he opened his eyes. However, it is worthy of Yakumo Purple, and the brain is turning faster than the body. She immediately realized who the guy standing in front of her was, what he was doing, and what the consequences might be.

Then, Yakumo Murasaki made a move.

"Delete it for me!"

Purple roared, crying in her voice. She rolled over, got up from the ground, no longer caring about her image, and staggered to pounce, but only through the afterimage of the Shotimaru and fell to the ground.

"Ahh

Wen had a particularly disgusting expression, his hands were copied, and his black hair was swaying in the wind. Purple lay in front of her, her elbows propped up on the ground, tears of humiliation rolling in her eyes. The zipper of her blouse was just opened by Nalan Twilight, and there was only a small thin undershirt under the sportswear that couldn't even cover her stomach, and it was still wet with sweat and became translucent, so Yakumo Zi's posture looked quite ......

Sexual sensibility.

"Ahhh

"Click", "Click", "Click"

Wen's paparazzi instinct did not allow her to let go of any opportunity to capture, she pressed the shutter several times in a row, until Zi's face turned from red to iron, then she put down the camera and said proudly:

"Then everyone, please pay attention to tomorrow's "Wenwen. News", I shoot the life pill Wen, and I will leave here!"

If so, it was another gust of wind, and Wen spread his black wings and rode the wind. In the boundless sky, the dark back that belonged to her quickly disappeared, and in the blink of an eye, only a small black dot remained.

Yakumo Zi raised his head and looked in the direction of Wen's departure, his eyes full of unwillingness and resentment.

"Give it to me...... Take those pictures ......" she took a deep breath and growled:

"Delete it—"

"Ahh

A gap flashed in the sky, and only Wen could hear a scream, and her figure disappeared.

The world is quiet.

As a result, the next day's "Wenwen. The news was not released as scheduled, and not only that, but no one had seen Shotimaru for the next half a month. Her colleagues, though unaware of the situation, agreed that "this guy has finally played himself to death".

However, later, Wen somehow made a successful comeback, and it became even worse. Of course, that's another story......