Chapter 3 feels like playing RPG

"The lord, the subordinates came to the rescue late, and the lord was frightened. "I get down on one knee and ask for the forgiveness of my lord, the majestic vampire lord, Lord Remilia Scarlet.www.biquge.info

"Yes, I was not harmed. "What I got was the forgiveness of the eldest lady.

"It's just this Red Devil Pavilion。。。。。。 "I kept my head low to keep myself from laughing.

"It's just a foreign pavilion, isn't my safety even worse than a foreign mansion?" It was as if these eyes could pierce my soul.

"I am afraid, and I hope that the Lord will forgive my sins. While saying the lines that Sakuya gave me, I secretly complained about the vanity of the eldest lady.

"You can be punished with death, but you are unforgivable with your living sin. Remilia stood up and looked at me condescendingly, unconcerned about the risk of revealing her bottom。。。。。。 Tsk, bloomers are the stupidest invention in the world.

"He was reprimanded. ”

"I order you to go immediately to investigate and deal with the murderer, and there must be no mistake!"

"Obey the order!"

It's finally over. Zhernishevsky once said: "Art comes from life, but it is higher than life." "Our great head maid is the one who completely interprets the highest level of screenwriting.

Rewind to 30 minutes ago.

"Say the lines?" I looked at Sakuya and the script in my hand strangely, "What lines?"

"It's what the eldest lady has to say, and what you are going to answer. Sakiya said, "Since you are a 'knight' in the eldest lady, you have to make a 'knight' appearance." ”

Hehe, this script is still linked. Anyway, haven't you played enough of the eldest lady's game?

"To put it bluntly, it is to satisfy the vanity of the eldest lady. This script can't be written by the eldest lady. I asked.

I took a rough look at it, and many of the answers in the script were scened, and at first glance, they were carefully planned and written.

"I wrote it myself. The head maid lifted up the red Misuzu lying on the ground and carried it on her shoulder, "I have read all the knightly novels that the eldest lady has read and summarized." It's very false, but the liturgical aspect is true."

“。。。。。。 You are truly a perfect and dashing servant. ”

First I got to know a second person who loved to read chivalric novels (the first was Don Quixote). Secondly, I found that the eldest lady's chastity is in danger. A knightly novel full of youth, dreams, and enthusiasm can't stop this deformed love? Looking at the thickness of the script, the eldest lady has read no less than 20 such books. Being able to persevere in what she doesn't like and supporting her is probably a deformed love. Has Sakiya's screenwriting ability become lv.6? If you can guess all the lines that a self-exerting actor might say, you've become a god.

"Praise it. The head maid nodded and said modestly. I don't know whether to accept praise or reject sarcasm.

So, I memorized the lines, and after playing a game with the eldest lady who was seriously ill with the princess, I started the investigation.

There is no way, people are my big customers, otherwise it will be difficult for my livelihood to sustain... Cut, plutocratic politics

That's all there is to it.

Based on my experience of two mutations, the next step is to investigate the mutations.

There are currently three ways to investigate mutations: urban management type, thief type, and chemical separation type.

Chengguan type: Kill all those who hinder the investigation of the mutation, and the mutation will be lifted. Except for the shrine maiden whose mind is full of spring, no one dares to do such a thing.

Thief type: Kill all the people who hinder the investigation of the mutation, grab it if you can, take it if you can, and steal a girl's heart if necessary. This kind of behavior is even more shameless than that of chengguan.

Chemical and free type: through the phenomenon of mutation to trace the source, through bold conjecture and rigorous practical argumentation to obtain the true face of the murderer. Then negotiate amicably with the other party, and finally reach the effect of resolving the anomaly. Those who obstruct the investigation should be patiently explained that the use of force is the last option and is despised by the general public. This method is very clever, it is the most energy-saving method, and it does not hurt the harmony.

The first step now is to investigate the real culprit through the phenomenon of mutation.

"I'll go, who dug such a big hole. "I can't help but complain.

Such a large Western-style pavilion as the Red Devil Pavilion was completely trapped in it all of a sudden, and it was only a matter of moments, and I was also drunk. Even a prank is too much.

But the most important thing right now is not this, the most important thing is to restore the Red Devil Pavilion, at least don't let my big financier sleep outside (although I would love to complain that vampires don't sleep during the day?)

However, there is something strange about how things are going.

"Can't be repaired?" I asked Huiyin, surprised.

"Yes, I'm embarrassed to say it, I didn't get any information about the damage to the Red Devil Pavilion. Its history seems to have been erased. The history of the ruins is now just beginning. ”

I'm going, what the hell is this? I can't fix it, do you want to let the eldest lady and the second lady sleep on the street today? I really want to imagine Sakuya pulling Huiyin's collar and yelling. But don't dare, after all, Teacher Huiyin is not suffering, and she is still an S when the moon is full.

"Ah, are you going to sleep on the streets today?qaq, I didn't expect that as a lord, I would have a day of sleeping on the streets. The eldest lady hugged her head and said to herself.

"Miss, please rest assured, I believe that your subordinate Sir Wandering will have a way to solve it. After comforting the eldest lady, the head maid looked at me with murderous intent

If you let the eldest lady sleep on the streets, you're going to die—I've heard the inner monologue of Sixteen Nightsaki.

"Sleeping on the streets? Is that what it means to go out and play? Great, sister, let's go out together. "Miss Xiong Zi Er began to expose her playful nature.

"No, sleeping outside is a loss of aristocratic dignity. "The eldest lady is still trying to stop the bear child's rampage.

And I've already thought of a great idea.

"Why don't you go to Reimu today, her shrine is still empty. ”

As soon as she heard that she was looking for Reimu, the eldest lady immediately agreed. When did Reimu take the eldest sister into her own **?

Reimu readily agreed to the Red Devil Pavilion's request to stay (a lot of money), and hoped that the eldest lady could stay here until the Red Devil Pavilion was restored (a lot of money). During the process, Patcheri wanted to live in Marisa's house, but Marisa refused. Is this the pain of falling out of love?

In the above, I used two "large amounts" in a row to mourn the shrinkage of my wallet. In the future, you must let the Red Devil Pavilion spit it out.

However, when I came back, I had one more person by my side.

"It's too expensive for the Red Devil Pavilion to raise this useless guy, let her cooperate with your investigation. This guy's physical skills are very powerful, so I'll be your bodyguard. ”

That's how I have an extra bodyguard named Red Misuzu.

PS: NPC [Red Misuzu] has joined your team.

PS2: Finally 10w words, well, it's almost okay to pit.

ps3: The comments say that they don't update.,The fairy ♂ of the ♂ forest ♂ is going to talk to me about life.。。。。 For the sake of their own chrysanthemums, I will update a chapter first.