Chapter 14: Birthday Presents
Chapter 14: Birthday Presents
After the eighth class, I took a shower after eating, lay down for a while, and then it was time for evening self-study.
In the evening self-study, because many people are staying outside, they basically do not come to the evening self-study, the seats are half empty, the sky outside is dim, and the atmosphere in the classroom is very quiet. There is only one teacher sitting on the podium waiting for the students to ask questions, and today we are sitting on the stage with our homeroom teacher, Mr. Gu Daojin, who teaches chemistry, so you can ask him if you have chemistry problems.
Evening self-study is more free, and students can leave the classroom at will. I went to the toilet halfway and saw some male and female classmates looking at the stars and the moon in the corridor, and when I walked to the toilet, I found that some students were also spitting clouds and mist in the fairy aura. On the way back, I saw Li Haofan alone, also looking at the stars in the corridor.
"Eh, Haofan, how can you look at the stars and the moon here!" I said hello to Li Haofan, it stands to reason that Li Haofan loves his political history and geography textbooks very much, how can he not use this good time to read his textbooks?
Li Haofan: "Look at a ghost star! I just saw you walk past and knew that you were going to the toilet, and I was waiting for you to come back." ”
Me: "Wait for me?"
"Damn! Xia Yu asked me a math problem just now, I can't. Come and teach me. Li Haofan took out a math workbook at this time, turned a page and pointed to a geometry problem.
Me: "......"
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This is a geometry proof question, and I understood it when I looked at it. Under my explanation, Li Haofan nodded again and again.
"Well, I see. That's it, I'm going back to explain to Xia Yu. After Li Haofan understood, he walked back to the classroom with the exercise book, but he left me with a confused face.
I looked at the moon alone, and today is September 3, 2020, Thursday, July 16th of the lunar calendar. The so-called 15 moon is 16 round, today's moon is particularly round, and there is only one month left before the Mid-Autumn Festival.
After the evening self-study, I contacted Xiaoyan on WeChat, and she went back to the dormitory to rest. Well, it seems like she's on a girl's special day today. The power of WeChat in the new era is really good, it is easy to contact, and it also saves a lot of phone bills.
When I went back to the dormitory, I saw three classmates playing flying chess together in bed, uh, all three of them were sports students.
"Liu Xiaobin, Zhao Fangming, Yu Wenbo, the three of you are such big people. Can you still play flying chess, can you mature a little?" I shouted.
Yu Wenbo looked at me and said, "Zhou Yu, you're back! Do you want to come together? We have only started two rounds, and Zhao Fangming has just taken off a plane?"
I sat down on the bed and said, "Okay, it's not my turn." ”
"No, it was just my turn!6, I'm taking off!"
"6, 6, give me 6. Damn, it's still 5"
"Finally it was my turn. Brother Look's 6 is coming...... Damn! It turned out to be 1. ”
……
As a result, when the game ended, my second plane had just taken off......!
In the evening, at 10:25 a.m., the school gates are closed. And the bell also rang in the dormitory area, which is a reminder bell for the dormitory lights to turn off the lights. The second bell will ring in 5 minutes, and the dormitory will need to turn off the lights, and it is time to go to bed, and I am a little sleepy.
"Gardenia blooms, so beautiful so white ..."
Gardenia blooms! This is my phone ringtone. I looked at my phone and found that it was Xiaoyan calling, so I immediately pressed to answer the call.
Me: "Xiaoyan, what's wrong?" Haven't you slept yet?"
Xiao Yan: "Brother, I'm so hungry." ”
Me: "I'm hungry, let's have instant noodles, you can still buy them at the kiosk." ”
Xiao Yan: "No, the school doctor said I can't eat instant noodles." ”
Me: "And what are you going to eat?"
Xiao Yan: "I want to drink porridge." ”
Me: "Where can I have porridge to eat at this time?"
"Don't you know how to climb walls?"
Me: "Uh, okay then. What kind of porridge do you want to eat, I'll climb the wall and go out to buy it for you at the back of the school now. ”
"Pork red porridge, no chopped green onions, no coriander. Don't forget to bring two servings. ”
"Wait for me on the school lawn. I went there after buying the porridge. ”
Hey, after talking to Xiao Yan on the phone, I didn't feel sleepy. After thinking about it, I remembered that Xiao Yan only ate a little bit for dinner, and it was normal to be hungry at this time. And on girls' special days, it seems that there are quite a lot of taboos.
I ran to the fence on the side of the school, and I looked around and saw no one, so I found a place where there were no cameras and quickly climbed over the wall. The wall was not high, only two meters, and I climbed over it with one assist. I also walked around the school for half a circle to find a night porridge restaurant.
It stands to reason that this side is actually closer to the dormitory, and it is faster to climb the wall from here, but I know that this side is full of cameras, so it is better to go around it for safety. I don't want to be criticized by the dean and the principal anymore.
After packing two servings of pork red porridge, I went back, first found a place in the school fence and put the porridge through the iron railing. And I went around to the fence and climbed the wall to get in, only there was no camera in the fence here, so it was only a little troublesome. Then I ran back to that position and got to the place where I had just put the porridge, and then walked away. I'm at full level in wall climbing, and everything is perfect!
Today is the 16th day of the lunar calendar, and the moon is very round and very bright. And we have a good air here, so the view here is also very good at night, and it is convenient to commit crimes!
When I came to the big lawn, I found Xiao Yan standing next to a tree. I walked up to Xiao Yan, and when Xiao Yan saw me, he immediately spoke: "Brother, how is it?"
"Sit down and eat. I dangled it in front of her with a bag to show that I had done my job.
Here is the large lawn of the school with some marble benches. I sat down with Xiao Yan. I was about to take out the porridge, but Xiao Yan took out a big box and put it in front of me at this time and said, "Brother, here you are." Happy birthday!"
"Xiao Yan, I didn't expect you to remember. "Today is my birthday, it turns out that Xiaoyan still remembers.
"Of course!"
I hugged the big box, and secretly estimated that the box was 30 centimeters high, nearly 20 centimeters long and wide, and the box was not heavy, about three catties. But I couldn't guess what it was, so I asked, "What's inside?"
Xiao Yan looked straight at me and said, "Open it and take a look." ”
When I heard it, it was quite mysterious and very curious. A quick opening of the box soon reveals that inside is a rubber anime model. And Xiao Yan looked at me expectantly on the side, as if waiting for me to be happy when I saw the gift.
I was disappointed when I saw the gift, so I said, "Xiao Yan, why did you give me this thing." Naruto Uzumaki...... Uh, I'm doing a clone technique, but why is it leaking!"
This rubber model is an anime character from Naruto Uzumaki from Naruto. And this Naruto Uzumaki is performing a doppelganger technique, but what comes out of the doppelganger is something that looks like a leaky ball. It is the image of Naruto Uzumaki's failed doppelganger in the graduation exam of the ninja school.
"Doesn't my brother like to watch Naruto?" Xiao Yan blinked.
"I love watching Naruto, but it would be better if you sent a model of Itachi. Itachi is the sin boy in Naruto who has sin and grief and ideals. And a pair of deep eyes, Tsukiyomi and Amaterasu!" I looked at the round moon as if I had one foot on it.
"It's not good at all, he's so pathetic. Xiao Yan disagreed.
"Then change it, Sasuke Uchiha, a genius with hatred and destruction, struggling between love and hatred. He is one of the saviors of the ninja world. is handsome, even if she degenerates into a devil, there is still a girl who is dead to him - Sakura. Well, it would be better if Sakura's breasts could be a little bigger. I opened and closed my eyes, as if my eyes had become the eyes of the writing wheel, and I secretly shouted "Amaterasu" in my heart, and then all the sins of the world burned out.
"Brother, I still think Naruto Uzumaki is better, he is more like you. Xiao Yan pointed to the model in my hand and continued: "You can't die, you can't hammer it." It's just that it's withered, and you don't need to fertilize it, but you can live with water. ”
"Uh......" I looked at Xiao Yan and found that she meant what she said, then turned to look at the porridge and said, "Xiao Yan, the porridge is almost cold." Let's eat!"
I opened the lid of a porridge and handed it to Xiao Yan, who quickly tasted it and exclaimed, "Delicious!"
I opened the lid on another serving of porridge and was about to taste it. At this time, Xiao Yan opened his mouth and shouted: "Brother, what are you doing?"
"Eat porridge. What's wrong?"
"You want to eat it too, but there are only two servings!"
"That's right. Isn't it okay for you to have one for me?" I wondered.
Xiao Yan: "But I asked you to bring me two copies." There is also a copy of Xia Yu's sister. ”
"Summer rain?"
"Zhou Yu, you're here too. "At this time, a figure appeared in front of me, it was Xia Yu.
"Sister Xia Yu, why did you come. Xiao Yan was very happy when she saw Xia Yu, she directly put her porridge on the stool, held Xia Yu's hand, and then said, "Sister Xia Yu, you haven't eaten much for dinner, and you can't sleep hungry." Come, I invite you to drink porridge. ”
Xiao Yan took the porridge in my hand and handed it to Xia Yu.
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I only remembered that Xia Yu only ate half of his dinner, and it was inevitable that he would find that he was hungry and couldn't sleep at night. Xiao Yan said that the two porridges she brought turned out to be what they meant. Looking at Xiao Yan and Xia Yu, have they become best friends?
Xiaoyan doesn't love me anymore......
Xia Yu looked at me, handed me the porridge again, and said politely, "Zhou Yu, why don't you eat it." ”
I shook my head and said, "No, you can eat! I'm not hungry." You didn't eat much for dinner, and you couldn't sleep without eating. ”
Xia Yu didn't insist anymore, so he sat on the other side of Xiao Yan and ate. In fact, if she insisted a little longer, I would have eaten it, and I didn't know her very well. I'm not very hungry though.
"Brother, take a bite. At this time, Xiao Yan handed me a spoonful of porridge with a plastic spoon, and there was a piece of lean meat on top of the spoon. The pork red porridge made here is put in lean meat.
I ate it in one bite, and it didn't taste good.