Chapter 20: Brother, You're So Stupid

I'm now operating a small cannon that I've just killed an enemy, and I'm chasing down another bloody radiant girl, Lux, and I'm already at the bottom of the tower. It just so happened that my calamity was already level 6, and I licked my lips and spit out a sentence: "The long-lost double kill, I'm here!"

Without hesitation, he immediately opened the ultimate Instant Hell Shadow Killing Array, and then used the E skill to knock out some of Lux's blood, looking at Lux only a trace of blood left, and there was no energy and there was not much blood. I didn't plan to continue pestering, and I was about to press the R skill again to go back, trying to kill this enemy with the second explosion effect of the ultimate. But at this time, a pair of hands pulled me and I was about to press the left hand of the keyboard.

"Brother, I'm killing someone! I'm killing someone! Look at it. Xiao Yan shouted as he grabbed my left hand with both hands and swayed.

Xiao Yan shouted that it didn't matter, what mattered was that she pulled my left hand, my skill couldn't be pressed, and then I watched as he was imprisoned under the tower by the last trace of blood Lux with a Q skill of light bondage. It's over! I quietly watched as the robbery was taken away by the last health of the defense tower with two consecutive attacks, and hung up! What's more, the originally mortal Lux instantly upgraded to level 6 after killing my robbery, and the amount of blood increased by some of the damage, and the second-stage damage explosion of the robbery just couldn't kill her.

"Xiao Yan, it's all you, I don't have a double kill! Do you know that the difficulty of double kill in League of Legends is as difficult as your 100 points in the exam!" I turned my head to Xiao Yan and scolded.

Xiao Yan first stuck her tongue out at me to show that she didn't mean it, and then pointed to the computer in front of her and motioned for me to look. I followed her finger and saw that there was a countdown on a gray screen, where two corpses were lying, one was the stone man used by Xiao Yan, and the other was a Picheng policewoman with an enemy computer. And there is another Zhao Xin who walked away with a spear, and then look at Xiao Yan's battle data, it is 1/2/0, from this information I can infer that it was Zhao Xin who assisted Xiao Yan to help Xiao Yan's stone man kill the other party's Picheng policewoman, but why did she still hang up? Forget it, these are not the point. The point is that the Internet café originally only had the ticking sound of pressing the keyboard and the sound of pretending to play the game, and stopped looking this way. Obviously, he thought that someone had really committed a murder here, and Xiao Yan's shout scared people a lot! But Xiao Yan couldn't help but say to me proudly at this time: "Hmph, let you still call me stupid! Look at me all murder!"

"Xiao Yan, if you keep shouting, someone will call the police, you see that everyone over there has taken out their mobile phones. Uh, no, those people are taking pictures and videos. I pointed to the group of people behind me who were staring at us.

Xiao Yan saw that a group of people were staring at him, and he also realized that he had lost his temper, so he leaned on the keyboard and said, "Don't be slapped in the face." Don't get slapped in the face. ”

In fact, those people just took out their mobile phones, where can they take the picture just now!

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How can we put this feeling well? It is like the dam of the Yellow River bursting, and the flood is out of control. I only heard the sound of a bang, and a string of water jets poured straight down, and I was manic. After a while, I ran out of pee. Hey, I'm so good, I get full marks for peeing!

At 00:48 in the morning, the second man-machine game was played, and the man-machine match was in place again, and the punishment time was still waiting.

I pee back and find Xiao Yan asleep on his back in the chair, and there is a lewd man sitting in my place, who is about to reach out and touch Xiao Yan.

"What are you doing?" I stepped forward and took the lewd man's hand.

"What are you going to do? this is my girlfriend!" the lewd man looked back at me with a shocked look.

His girlfriend? This man doesn't blink!

"Smack!" I slapped the lewd man in the face with an angry face. I directly knocked the lewd man off the chair and fell to the ground, only to see the lewd man turn his face on the ground and look at me.

Looking at this lewd man who fell to the ground, I was about to scold, when a sharp object pressed against my back, and a tingling sensation appeared.

"Don't move! Watch out for my knife. A deep voice came from the back.

After hearing the sound, my body stiffened, and suddenly cold sweat flowed out, and I didn't dare to turn my head or move. At this moment, I already felt that my back was pierced by a sharp object, and I was afraid that it was a knife, and if I dared to move, I was afraid that the person behind me would directly plunge into my internal organs. At this time, the obscene guy who fell to the ground had already gotten up and ran directly outside the Internet café, and he didn't dare to stay longer if the crime failed. At this time, the sharp object behind me also disappeared, and a figure behind me left the Internet café with his back to me, and my body was still a little stiff.

Only then did I realize that this was a theft gang that specialized in running around with Internet cafes, and they usually came to Internet cafes to stare at those who were not in good spirits in the middle of the night to steal property, and they usually stole mobile phones. When I was in the toilet just now, Xiao Yan dozed off, so he was targeted by these two people. This kind of crime is generally committed by two people, one of whom is unleashed and the other commits the crime. Generally, people who go online will be stolen if they lose their minds, but Xiao Yan is lying directly on his back in the chair. But fortunately, I found it in time, otherwise Xiaoyan would definitely have had her phone stolen.

"Hmm~" In a long voice, Xiao Yan woke up with his hands rubbing his eyes, and looked at me standing and couldn't help asking: "Brother, what happened when I saw a person rising from the ground just now? And why are you standing here?"

It is estimated that Xiao Yan's hazy eyes just now saw the figure of the person who was knocked over on the ground by me getting up.

In the face of Xiao Yan's questioning, I don't know how to say it, some things just don't happen.

"It's okay, the man just fell and got up. I sat back in my seat.

When I sat down, Xiao Yan looked at me, then pulled the corner of my clothes and said, "Huh...... Brother, why is there a little blood on your back clothes?"

I tore my clothes over and saw that there was some blood, but not much. I touched my back with my backhand again, and it hurt a little, so it shouldn't be a big wound.

"Oh, I almost slipped in the toilet just now, and then my back hit the next corner of the door, and it hurt a little bit, and it didn't get in the way. I thought about it and spoke.

"Don't move, show me. Ah, it's all bleeding, but fortunately the wound is not big. Look at me!" Xiao Yan looked down at my back when she heard this, and then spit on her right hand with a "click~ spit", and then wiped the saliva into my wound with her right hand. After finishing it, Xiao Yan didn't forget to teach me: "Brother, you are so stupid! ”

Thinking of Xiao Yan's "click~ vomit", I was disgusted and uncomfortable. looked at Xiao Yan, and sighed in his heart: Hey, in front of you, do I dare to be smarter?