readx;? Chapter 15: Resurrection, my warrior

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Eh, where am I?

Can anyone hear me?

Meow meow?

"Lianzi, did you hear anything?"

This voice sounds familiar......

"Huh, aren't you talking?"

"No, it's not me, it's a male voice. Pen, Fun, Pavilion www.biquge.info Also, Lianzi, how did your voice change?"

"I haven't changed, but Lianzi, are you sick today, why would you ask such strange words. ”

"Ah, who are you!"

"I'm a lotus seed......"

It felt like I was involved in something terrible.

"Who is it?"

It's me.

"Who are you!"

A little crisp.

“……”

After more than ten minutes of confusion, I understood something.

Times have changed, or rather, a huge part of the population has changed. And they have become all kinds of things, men have become women, old people have become children, and it is worth mentioning that they do not even know that their bodies and souls have been replaced. I'm special, my soul is attached directly to a person, and that person is the Maelupelle Hearn I've been looking for.

After a brief exchange, we reached a consensus and decided to resolve the current crisis together. Although her body has not changed, there is a god in her head who whispers in her ear every day, which is also troublesome enough.

"Hey, do you see?" Melly called me.

"Not only can I hear it now, I can see it. I said indifferently. "I can only see from your point of view, so I don't know what you're wearing now......"

"Perverted!"

"And then, do you want to slap yourself, and then I might feel the pain. "I'm very straightforward. The main thing is that I am too lazy to waste my tongue with the guy in front of me, "Let's not talk about this for now, go to the hotel by the sea, I want to find my original body." ”

"Melly, are you really okay like this now?" said Lianzi on the side with some worry.

After all, in the eyes of others, this is just talking to yourself.

Anyway, it's important to go back now, and I don't know if my body will be replaced by someone else, but it would be too embarrassing if someone else took it away.

After some hurriedness, we came to the same place where I stayed yesterday.

When we entered the hotel, it was Mei Hong who walked towards us.

"Aren't you that Melly?" said Mei Hong, pointing at Melly, "We were going to look for you." ”

"Are you Mei Hong?" Mei Li seemed to have some impression of Mei Hong in front of her, "Why haven't you replaced your body and soul?"

"Replacement, what replacement?" Mei Hong looked confused.

She wasn't replaced, but she wasn't aware of it.

“…… Something very bad happened. The soul of that man in your house is attached to me. ”

"He's not waking up this morning, and we thought he was too tired of us to ignore him. ”

Wait a minute, what happened to me by you guys?

After a short period of emergency treatment, my soul was back in its sheath, and I always felt that my body was about to get out of my control. I can't even hold chopsticks for dinner now......

On the other side, there was also a burst of screams from the unfortunate young man, and something terrible had happened.

"Something has happened to the gods!" Kamijo said to me in a panic, "Everyone except my dad has changed. ”

I took a sip of tea and said, "Well, a lot of terrible things happened today. Now the whole world has changed dramatically. ”

"Good morning, senior. "Listen to the words that the bee-eaters are coming, but this accent ...... It's stupid.

I turned my head, I went, and a girl with blond hair 2.5 times the size of her body appeared in front of me, and not only that, but she spoke with a particularly strange mouth fetish, and it seemed that the original owner of this body was either rich or noble.

"Bee-eater, do you think there's anything wrong?" I asked.

"No, what's wrong?"

An hour later, when the people of the Ma family and the people of our family appeared in front of us.

"Ah, you're friends with the boy who was a mana, the first time we've met. The man named Kamijo took out a few souvenirs from his bag, "I have a local mascot here, and it has divine powers attached to it to ward off evil spirits." ”

"No need, it's better to go directly to the gods for this kind of thing. Huang Quan took a sip of tea and glanced at me.

All I could do was laugh silly. Tell him that I'm a god-sama, and I'm sure I'll be said to be a secondary two.

"Father, let's go out for a while, I have something to talk about with my friends......"

After that, a few of us found a clean environment.

Thus, the enlarged meeting of the anti-stand-in operation officially began.

"Okay, let me explain it to you. I cleared my throat and said, "Most of the people in the world today have their souls and bodies replaced. Whoever made such a boring thing, I still want to fix it sooner rather than later - when there are no serious consequences for it. ”

Among the people in this room, both the bee-eater and the lotus seed have been replaced by magic, and now the two of them are barely convinced by the fact that they are victims after listening to our words. All the rest were not affected by the spell.

"I deduce that Meihong is because the body and soul of Penglai people have been integrated, and the soul can't leave the body at all, so there is nothing at all. Huangquan is because it is a monster. I ignored Huang Quan's later addition of "big monster" and continued, "It's not a human at all, so it's fine." It's because my soul was blown away from my body, and my body belongs to a 'corpse', so I'm fine. Melly is fine because my soul has blessed her. The boy is killing all the supernatural phenomena in seconds, so it's okay...... Above. ”

After I finished speaking in one breath, Huang Quan and Mei Hong were fine, and the expressions on the faces of the remaining few people could be said to be wonderful.

"I always feel that this room is full of amazing people......" Finally, the lotus seed on the side complained.

"It seems that no one has noticed it except for his father, or it has changed. I said another suspicion about this matter, "Dangma's father ......"

Before I could finish my sentence, a nun in a restraint dress descended from the sky, kicked over the table, and put a mace on my neck.

"Question one, is it you?"

Before she finished speaking, Huang Quan directly drew his knife and slashed over, and I simply flashed to the side, and the melee should not be handed over to the remote to do.

"I don't think we caught up with Meow. A blonde Hawaiian next to him said, "But it's not a big deal, but it's quite unusual for the archbishop to become a superpower." ”

Beside him was the Divine Crack, who was looking cautiously at us with her knife in hand.

"Archbishop, the one on the Golden Fleet?" I asked.