Chapter 12: The Golden Voice

"It's so unbelievable. Xiaoyan, this is your mistake. How can you take an English textbook in physics class, that is to take out a physics textbook, you know? Later, when the teacher asks you to open page 15 of the textbook, you have to open it in five seconds, not even one second. Also, in the future, the teacher will let you do a free fall experiment, and you must not do a parabola experiment for the teacher. But when your teacher asks you to do a parabola experiment, you can be a little lazy and do a free fall experiment. Because free fall is also a kind of parabola! You know?"

I turned my head to Xiao Yan and said solemnly, and at the same time gave her a look in my eyes.

Xiao Yan lowered his head and said, "I know it's wrong......"

Me: "Then you don't apologize to Mr. Li." ”

Xiao Yan turned his head to Teacher Li and said very sincerely: "Teacher Li, I'm sorry, I know it's wrong!"

Teacher Li nodded at this time.

When I saw Teacher Li nodding, I immediately said, "Teacher Li, don't worry, she will never dare to make mistakes in your class in the future, and I'm glad to be caught." I'm going to bring her back now to continue her education. ”

Xiao Yan also followed me out of the office, but at this time Mr. Li spoke: "Zhou Yu, wait a minute." ”

I stopped at the door of the office when I was called by Mr. Li, and then gestured to Xiaoyan.

Xiao Yan really rushed out of the office.

Seeing Xiao Yan walk out, I turned around and came to Teacher Li and said, "Teacher Li, is there anything else?"

"Ouch, Zhou Yu, you have forgotten, didn't you bring snacks to visit me? Why didn't you leave without leaving snacks. Teacher Li looked at the big bag full of snacks I was carrying in my hand, and then took it directly with my hand.

Me: "......"

I was taken aback, and I thought that Mr. Li was not satisfied with my education of Xiaoyan. It was the first time that I had come to teach a student who had made a mistake in front of a teacher as an elder, and I didn't know if I was doing it right. But Mr. Li's focus does not seem to be on this stubble......

"Teacher Li, this is filial piety to you. ”

I took out the lollipop from the bag and put it on Mr. Li's desk.

"Zhou Yu, I haven't seen you for a holiday. You are still like this, you must be using your homework to cheat snacks again! Don't worry, it's okay for your sister to read English books in class in the future. Teacher Li directly snatched my entire bag and left a sentence.

I felt strange when I heard it, when his son Li Haofan read politics books in physics class, he asked questions by name in every class, and when he couldn't answer, he stood in class. Now Mr. Li probably looks down on this matter, after all, if the students who choose liberal arts do not need to study physics in the second year of high school, especially most of the girls choose the existence of liberal arts, so Mr. Li just gave up?

"Eh, Mr. Li, this is not good! This is the nutrition package I prepared for Xiao Yan. Xiao Yan was just 15 years old, and it was when she was growing her body that she was only 1.58 meters. The nutrition expert said that let her eat and sleep well, and she can grow to 1.68 meters in the future. Girls who are 1.68 meters will not have to wear too high heels for work in the future. I was reluctant to watch the snacks being snatched away by Mr. Li.

Teacher Li: "Zhou Yu, how do you learn biology, children need to eat more rice to grow their bodies." Snacking is not tall. Snacks are junk food, you know?"

Me: "Is that so?"

Teacher Li: "Of course. Otherwise, why is snack called junk food, because it has no nutrition. ”

Me: "Then you have to give Xiao Yan a little relief!"

"How much to keep!"

"At least half of it has to be kept. ”

……

I watched Mr. Li take out a bag of spicy strips, potato chips, and pots, all of which are Xiaoyan's favorite foods, and they were all snatched away by Mr. Li. There was a bottle of nutrition express in the bag, Sprite, as well as steamed buns, toast, dorayaki and the like, which could fill the stomach, and Mr. Li took less than 1/3 of it, so he had a conscience.

I remember when I was a freshman in high school, Mr. Li always saw Li Haofan eating snacks after class, so he strangely came over and took a look at a large number of snacks hidden in his son Li Haofan's desk. When Li Haofan saw him, he asked him if he wanted to eat it, and he didn't eat it at first. But one time, it seemed that he didn't know why he didn't have breakfast and came to class, and found that he was too hungry, so he asked Li Haofan for snacks to fill his stomach, just that time. He fell in love with snacks out of control! Later, Mr. Li found out that these snacks were all exchanged for homework by Li Haofan and me. At that time, my science grades and Li Haofan's liberal arts grades added up to something that no one could match!

Looking at the snacks that Teacher Li snatched away from Xiao Yan, I said unhappily: "Teacher Li, you take all these." Aren't you afraid that you will get on fire and break your throat?"

"Hey, Zhou Yu, you're naughty again. Teacher, I am famous for my golden voice, what is a golden voice? That is a voice made of gold. I ask you, what is the melting point of gold?"

"1064.18 degrees Celsius," I blurted out.

"Isn't that it, can this fire still burn to 1064.18 degrees Celsius?"

According to scientific theories, people feel uncomfortable eating food over 60 degrees Celsius, and food above 75 degrees Celsius can make people unable to swallow. The digestive tract cools food that is higher than the body's own temperature and warms up food that is lower than the body's temperature. Unless there is a violent chemical reaction in the esophagus, the temperature of the food cannot deviate too much from 37 degrees Celsius. In any case, the things that can suddenly appear in the body for too long exceed 100 degrees Celsius are dangerous substances and cannot be included in the food. Therefore, snacks can be included in food, how can they not be burned to 1064.18 degrees Celsius!

I reluctantly left the teacher's office, before leaving, I saw Mr. Li tear open a pack of spicy strips, the bag of spicy strips was painted with a fiery red liquid from the original round burst of morphology, this spicy strips are commonly known as egg crushed spicy! I saw Mr. Li eat a few spicy strips and then take a sip of his chrysanthemum tea, and then the sound of killing pigs resounded through the integrated office!

Hey! It is very reasonable to derive a strange creature like Li Haofan from a funny father like Mr. Li. Why did my science grades do so well, it was not only caused by my hard work, but also partly due to my way of thinking, through a strange creature like Li Haofan, I guessed that his father must not be simple, and then came to the conclusion that it was not simple. This is an extremely important logical thinking in science learning. In the field of science, we need to constantly come up with conjectures and verifications, which is an important way of thinking in the study of science.

I used to think if I had been born a few years before Newton. Newton's one-two-three law in this world is probably gone, because those contents have been elaborated in Chowton's one-two-three law!

……

I walked out of the office and saw Xiao Yan leaning against the wall next to the door and peeping inside.

"It scared the hell out of me. Brother, you're finally out. Ever since I smashed his son's head last time, I've been terrified every time I see Mr. Li. This time, he really came to talk to me for an excuse. It's good that you're here this time. Xiao Yan grabbed my hand with one hand, and touched my chest with the other.

Me: "......"

Xiao Yan: "Brother, do you know? When Mr. Li was talking about Jesus, the saliva splashed. It's like spring rain, you can't see his saliva, but your face feels full! It's disgusting, no, I want to wash my face quickly. ”

"Xiao Yan, wait, this is for you. I handed Xiao Yan a bag of snacks.

Xiao Yan opened the bag and looked at it, and said in surprise: "Brother, how can you buy so many snacks." Isn't the food money that my mother gave us basically enough?"

"Well, yes! I'm in PE. There is a snack tree growing in the class, and every time it matures, you can harvest a lot of snacks......"