"Next, take a closer look and see what changes have happened to the teacher. ”

The master calmly glanced at the worm that had penetrated through the artery in his wrist, and then said to me in a vague manner.

"Master, aren't you uncomfortable? This worm has burrowed into your body, and it won't come out again, will it? Oh, it's itchy?"

My scalp was tingling, and I asked worriedly as I watched the chubby bug burrow into the master's arteries.

"It's not uncomfortable, but it's very comfortable, oops, it's so cool! Yo! It all swims down the veins to the back, well, it's almost up to the legs now. The master closed his eyes and said with a comfortable expression.

"Well, master, why is the skin on your face starting to molt?Are you really okay?Are you really that comfortable now?" I asked, incredulously.

"Molting is the rebirth of the skin, which can rejuvenate the body. You know, when the cactus worm swims in the body, you will feel as if your whole body is being gently kneaded and loosened, there is a fluttering feeling of immortals, it makes people feel like they have become immortals, ah-so cool! It would be better if it was a little heavier, but unfortunately, little baby, you are too young to understand me!"

The master said with his eyes still closed, and he said with great enjoyment.

"How do I feel like you're giving a massage? You can't let go of your bones with such a little bug?" I still don't dare to trust this old and unserious master.

"Stupid apprentice, does the teacher seem to be fooling you? Don't you see that the teacher is now dying of comfort? To tell you the truth, the fairy worm is also called a massage worm. And it has a more figurative name called Blood Scavenger, because it is a kind of insect that specializes in devouring harmful microorganisms in blood vessels. Master, you opened your eyes today, didn't you? Isn't it amazing? Haha......

The master closed his eyes and shook his head.

"You really didn't lie to me? Blood scavenger? That's an exaggeration, isn't it? Then let me feel the kind of fluttering massage you talked about, and clean up the dirt in my body by the way! You can't be too stingy! If you want me to believe it, you have to let me experience it myself to convince me. Otherwise, I'll still keep the idea that you're fooling me. ”

I tentatively said that if the master refuses in every possible way, then I can be sure that he must be fooling me.

Once this kind of insect recognizes its owner, it cannot be used casually by others, especially people below the five souls, and they must not try to snatch other people's immortals and insects to change hands, otherwise it will harm others and themselves. Because some people also call it the Soul Eater Devil Worm, if it enters the body of a person other than the owner, it will no longer be beneficial to the body, but will cruelly devour the soul of the other party until the other person's soul is gone. ”

The master suddenly opened his eyes and said with palpitations.

"Pull it down, I knew you would say that. You know you're going to wear it when I try it, right? haha......" I said with a smile on my face.

"Fool, don't believe it! Master's words are true, and when you have this immortal worm in the future, you will naturally understand. It's just that this kind of insect is too picky, and although it can change hands, it is extremely risky below the five souls.

"Otherwise, as a teacher, I really want to let it recognize you as the master at this moment. Do you know? I have been carefully raising it for the sake of passing it on to my Seven Soul disciples one day. But before you activate the five souls, giving it to you is harming you, and it is even equivalent to killing you with my own hands!"

The master tried his best to defend himself.

"If you don't want to give it, just say it, don't make excuses, didn't I almost be killed by you before? Besides, just such a broken worm, isn't it just a red light film to defend it?

"It's just that you think it's useful now that you're a double soul, and when you recover the five souls in the future, is it still necessary to rely on it for protection?

Actually, I don't have to get this kind of insect that can massage, because I'm not interested in massage in the first place, I just want to deliberately anger this old unscrupulous master who doesn't tell the truth.

Who made him mad and make trouble in my pony's house just now, and almost strangled me? So I wanted to take the opportunity to dampen his spirit.

"Don't underestimate that it's just a bug and ignore its awesomeness. That red light film can defend against the impact of the 30,000 undead in your Horse Mansion! You know? This is just its juvenile form, because I only have two souls at the moment, so I can only let it be in a juvenile state, once the people with more than five souls, or even seven souls, let it recognize its master, it will evolve into a dragon, or even feather into an immortal, and become an immortal in the true sense! This is the real reason why it is called an immortal worm. ”

The master said with a look of longing.

"Are you still thinking of me as a fool? No matter how stupid I am, I can still tell the difference. You old man should stop! I guess you're tired too, just in time the spicy crab you ordered is here, let's eat. By the way, put away your disgusting broken worms, lest they spoil everyone's appetite. ”

I suddenly cried and laughed, thinking that this crazy master could also blow, so when the old Pixiu arranged for the palace maid to serve the food, I simply diverted the topic and beckoned the master to eat.

"You...... Alas, in the future, you will understand that the teacher did not lie to you! Okay! Eat! My little darling, have you eaten enough in my body? When you have eaten enough, you will obediently come out for me and turn back into your leaves to sleep! Today, you have helped me trap the army of 30,000 undead, and you have worked hard for you!"

The master looked at me a little speechlessly, shook his head helplessly, and said. After speaking, he changed his tone of affection and said a few words to the insects in his body.

"Hey, master, master, you are really crazy, there is no cure! I regret worshipping you as a teacher. I'm afraid I'll be like you in the future, and I hope this spicy crab will cure you of your madness. ”

I also shook my head with a wry smile and said, after speaking, I picked the largest spicy crab and put it in the master's bowl.

"Oh! It's so fragrant! No one will stop me today! If I don't eat until I walk sideways, I won't stop! Haha......"

The master, who was still a little wilted, suddenly became lively and crazy again after smelling the spicy crab.

"Old Pixiu, go and tell the kitchen to make more spicy crabs, I guess this pot is not enough for him to eat alone." The corners of my mouth twitched, and I turned my head to the old Pixiu and said.

"Okay, Master Pony, I'll arrange it. You use it slowly. After the old Pixiu finished speaking, he turned around and went out.

Looking at the master who was eating spicy crabs with his hair and beard covered with crab roe, crab meat and crab shells, I inadvertently thought of Princess Ann and my baby daughter Xiao Guanguan, and remembered the funny scene when they used to eat spicy crabs sloppily.

Thinking about it, I really miss the time with them, but I don't know where their mother and daughter went crazy again, and they didn't contact me, wouldn't they forget me so soon?

"Ahh

Just when I was eating somewhat absentmindedly, recalling my daughter's cute appearance and smirking in my heart, I actually heard my daughter's familiar milk voice.

Then I was warmly kissed by a small lip on my face, and then I was warm in my arms, and I looked down to realize that it was really my baby daughter Xiao Guanguan who came back.

"Mmmmmm ”

I grabbed my daughter flying in my arms, gently placed it on a clean empty plate in front of me, and picked out a spicy crab that felt like the crab roe should be very fat, and said to my daughter while peeling it.

"Huh, old Pixiu, why are you as thin as a dried corpse after not seeing me for a few hours? It can't be those beautiful concubines and palace maids who are harming my harem while I'm not at home?

"Go, don't sit next to my husband, go back and teach my husband badly, I'll just use crab claws to poke out a P eye for you! Let you never want to be a Pixiu again in the next life! Look at you like you eat spicy crabs, can't you eat as elegant as me?"

Princess Ann and Princess picked up the master who was eating happily beside me and put him on another chair, and then sat down beside me with a big grin, grabbed a spicy crab and nibbled it violently.

After listening to Ann and the princess's words, I was thundered again!

This wonderful lady has only been back to the yang world for a few hours, how can she be so mature again, and she has even learned to use the Internet buzzwords proficiently!

What made me even more speechless was that she actually taught my master a lesson as an old Pixiu. I thought to myself, anyone can say this about my master, but she is not qualified.

Because in just ten seconds when she was eating spicy crab next to me, the chef and I at the same table kept avoiding the crab juice, crab meat and crab shells that were splashing quickly.

Even Xiao Guanguan kept flying, taking a bite of the crab meat that splashed out of Princess Ann's mouth into his mouth, and while eating, he looked at Princess Ann and Princess curiously and asked, "Mommy, Mommy, are you feeding me in this way......?" Hmmm!

"Poof-" After listening to Xiao Guanguan's words, and seeing such a funny scene again, even the palace maid who helped us change the bone disc couldn't help laughing.

"Ahh......h Yang'er, you really married a superb lady! Say it to everyone! Laugh to death as a teacher! Haha-" My master was stunned for a moment after being carried aside by Princess An He, and suddenly burst into laughter.

And the old Pixiu, who was serving a large pot of spicy crabs and walked in cautiously, listened to Princess Anhe's words, "Bang Bang-" sounded, and even people with pots fell to the ground, and a pot full of spicy crabs was buckled on his head.

When he sat up angrily, in addition to scolding and taking off a few spicy crabs from his head, he screamed "oops", and then took out a spicy crab with very large tongs from under his buttocks, and it can be inferred from his painful expression that the big pincers of this spicy crab should have been stabbed in his P eye!

Suddenly, everyone burst into laughter with their stomachs in their hands......

At this moment, I saw a chubby worm slowly crawling out of the ear of the smiling master, who was obviously the cactus worm in his body.

At the moment when the cactus insect left its ears, it turned back into its original leaf and floated up, and when my master raised his hand to take back the leaf, I didn't expect my daughter Xiao Guanguan to fly over......