Chapter 390: Computer Boiled Eggs

Speaking of which, this is Gou Mao's first time coming to Huhai, and it is also the first time to come to see CJ, but looking at the lively and noisy booth and the girls who are fighting in the ditch, his heart is not as excited as he thought before.

Even his eyes were reluctant to look at the screen of the interview and playing on the computer, because as soon as he saw those familiar game screens, he faintly felt his wrists tremble, his temples jumped wildly, his chest was stuffy, and his stomach was uncomfortable.

But this is his own work can't be escaped, Gou Mao can only endure nausea and continue to queue, and there are several game trial reports to write later!

Now if he knew that the person who wrote an article touting that "the best job is to turn hobby into work", he would definitely pounce, but instead of asking for an autograph and a group photo, he would shout "Don't stop me, see if I don't spit on this girl!"

As for why he was able to "spit hot and fly", he didn't have time to think about it.

When he was in school before, he was also poured a lot of chicken soup for the soul by various American magazines, and he was brainwashed a lot, and he couldn't help but yearn for the seemingly romantic literary practice of "turning hobbies into jobs", so after Bee Games made an invitation, he readily agreed to become a professional game trialist.

When he knew that he had been cheated, he reluctantly found that unless he made up his mind to go back to school, or ordinary high school or Lanxiang technical school, the job that annoyed and disgusted him now had to continue.

Of course, this kind of vomiting reaction is just a characteristic occupational disease of the job of a game tester, which can be greatly reduced by diverting attention, and you can also take medicine if you can't do it, which is nothing compared to other life-threatening occupational diseases.

So, he just put his eyes on the booth to the side, holding back the disdain in his heart, looking at the clumsy flying mini-drones and the clumsy performers below.

Gou Mao has the qualifications to despise this, after all, his third uncle Gou Li is the drone thief who has become popular on the Internet, and he has naturally seen more advanced drone gameplay.

However, his "big thief" uncle was too low in will, and after seeing the police tea uniform, he unluckily triggered the "shock" debuff, and said the wrong thing and drove him in, and now he has already been sentenced and locked up.

And his sentence is also very "worthy" of his name as a thief, sentenced to 14 years, although the money he stole was less than 300,000, it can only be regarded as a huge amount of crime (more than 60,000), but because there are many times, burglary, wandering and other aggravating circumstances, so it was finally determined that there are other particularly serious circumstances, and he was directly sentenced to more than 10 years. In fact, the maximum sentence for a single crime is 15 years, and the maximum penalty for multiple crimes is not more than 25 years.

Speaking of this third uncle, Gou Mao was also very afraid and complained.

Although he does not reject the third uncle's unknown money in his heart, after all, this is an era of "laughing at the poor and not laughing at prostitutes", but the premise is not to be arrested, now he wants to exclude and despise the dirty money of the third uncle, after all, it has been confiscated.

If he hadn't been a minor at the time, and he hadn't really started stealing while he was still in the process of training and studying, he would have been considered an accomplice and would have been sent to jail for dinner. He was supposed to be sent back to his hometown and appointed a village committee or a relative to be his guardian, but he ended up staying on Heron Island.

It's not that he plans to continue the unfinished business of the third uncle, in fact, because the third uncle taught by word and deed, and defy the law, Gou Mao saw the deterrent power of the law with his own eyes, so scared that after he came back from the faction, he deleted all the action movie seeds that he had collected for many years in the network disk, and the computer that the third uncle gave him was also confiscated, so he left him a mobile phone.

Because of the involvement of "drone thieves", Gou Mao, an Internet addicted and dropout teenager, was also mentioned by the media in passing, and then the UXL User Experience Lab, a subsidiary of Bee Games, found him and gave him a job. However, also because of his underage status, he first worked as a legendary temporary worker for a year, and was not able to become a regular until he turned 18 years old not long ago, and then as a benefit of a regular worker, he was sent to Shanghai to investigate the enemy.

It's not that Bee Games deliberately violates the law or plays a side game, it's that the law in this regard is really inoperable, in the words of Gou Mao and his minor colleagues, "It's too well!"

The law prohibits children under the age of 16 from working and must go to school, while for 16 and 17-year-old teenagers and girls in the rainy season, the labor law refers to them as "juvenile workers".

On the one hand, it is very troublesome to handle these documents, in fact, except for those who have begun to work and count the seniority of the minors in school, few people should be willing to run this registration certificate that can only be used for two years at most.

Besides, although the bees are mavericks and take pleasure in subversion, they still don't want to make headlines because they "exclusively hire out-of-school teenagers as game testers".

Although in order to collect accurate first-hand user data, they do not exclude the recruitment of underage workers, but the reputation of the group of "Internet addicts" is really a bit delicate, so Bee does not recruit underage employees, they are managed by people like "group heads", as for whether the other party reports to the labor department for the registration of its underage workers is not a matter of concern to Bee.

Overall, the job of a game tester is quite good, at least their "foreman" won't do such a thing as seizing ID cards and not leaving, and if you feel bored, you can pay and leave at any time. Then Gou Mao worked as a "freelancer" for a whole year, living a life of "playing games day and night until he vomited", but the result was that he formed a conditioned reflex, and when he saw the game screen, he would trigger a vomiting reaction.

Fortunately, his vomiting reaction is not too heavy, in fact, he doesn't really vomit, unlike some guys who are also testers, who actually vomit or even faint when they play. In fact, they all understand that it is the 3D vertigo caused by their body balance and coordination being too sensitive to take the virtual picture seriously, and it has nothing to do with the game, but everyone still likes to count this into playing vomit.

Many of the photos and videos on the Internet that "played games and vomited" were taken by them, and it can only be said that they were too young to post them on the Internet casually, but they were used by the big touches to make them into ghost animal materials, and the only good news is that the unlucky guy who vomited is not himself.

While thinking, Gou Mao's body was also slowly moving ahead with the team, and finally it was his turn. He quickly took out his mobile phone to turn on the recording mode and put it on the table, and the showgirl and blue T-shirt staff on the side didn't say anything when they saw it, and when it came to this kind of public trial link, the completion of the game was already very high, and there was no longer a need for strict secrecy, and they were no longer surprised by the player's occasional use of his mobile phone and DV for recording, after all, there was a very popular profession called game commentary in these years.

In fact, the official will also invite game media or some well-known folk commentators at this stage to try their own games and release the trial experience report and have taken a video for publicity.

So Gou Mao's work to spy on the enemy went very smoothly, and then he didn't rush to line up to try the next game, but left the development hall to find a place with few people outside to re-watch the video he had just recorded, and recorded some key points, in fact, in the exhibition hall, you can also find a place to rest, but if you don't come to a place where the sun is strong outside, isn't it sorry for the magic ship mobile phone in our hands?

After resting for a while, Gou Mao set off again and re-entered the exhibition hall behind him.

Said to be to find out the enemy's situation,In fact, it's just a joke from his boss.,It's a bit slow to get competitor information through public channels.,It's really a bit slow to find out the enemy.,The real one who is to find out the enemy's situation should be pretending to be an ordinary player to participate in the early closed beta of each game.,And track the whole process.,They have already done those jobs.。 And it's not just Bee Games that does this.,Other manufacturers are also doing the same.,That's why there will be imitations that are more than the original ones to appear in the open beta.,But don't expect that kind of hurried game playability or something.。

He's just used to playing games with the purpose of research and observation, to video recording while playing games, and to writing summary notes afterwards.

Although he had known it for a long time and tried it himself, when Gou Mao saw the bee water heaters on the table in the bee game trial experience area, he couldn't help but praise the brain hole of the guy who proposed this idea in the first place.

As a well-known online game company with operating income, the reintegrated Bee Games opened its booth to Hall 1 for the first time this year, where first-line manufacturers gathered, and then they relied on the somewhat funny design of the bee water heater to successfully break out of the encirclement in Hall 1, where the beauty is like a cloud and the walls are lined with forests, and successfully grabbed the headlines.

In fact, "motherboard fried eggs, graphics card french fries" or something has already been played badly, and even on the domestic TV known for hindsight, but this is the first time that bees have brought computer cooking technology to the point of full application.

The 50 computers they provided on site are equipped with unique water-cooled radiators, on which there are two unique circular holes, which have thin tubes woven into a net, and water can be poured into the holes, which will be heated by hot water flowing through the thin tubes at 30 and 50 degrees Celsius respectively, the former can be put in milk tea, coffee, soy milk, green tea or something to keep warm, and the latter can be boiled with eggs, and can also be cooked, but because the water temperature does not go up, it will take a little longer to cook.

In fact, in the eyes of others, the bee game is lifting a stone to shoot themselves in the foot, their so-called "computer cooking technology", in fact, is just to move the water cooling radiator that is usually placed on the ground to the table, and then add a temperature control switch to it, so that it can pass the specified temperature.

They couldn't figure out how anyone would be so amused as to want to boil eggs in 50 degrees of water. And the funniest thing is that this function is obviously the lower the room temperature, the more useful, and it is really good to have a place to keep drinks warm in winter, but this thing is a heat dissipation system after all, and it is likely that it will not reach the temperature of 50 degrees in boiled eggs at that time.

Of course, it is the hottest time at the end of July, and it is also the scene of the game exhibition with many people and high temperatures, although there are air conditioners working hard, but there is no need to worry that the temperature of the radiator will not be high enough.

But here's the problem, just looking at those players standing still and fanning around with all kinds of giveaways, with a look on their faces that are about to be burned out, who would sit down in front of a radiator with a maximum temperature of 50 degrees Celsius to play a game? Just to eat a computer boiled egg?

It's almost the same as a luxury tea egg!

It's just that the reality disappointed them, there were no eggs soaked in the water in the boiled egg area, duck eggs, goose eggs, quail eggs were also wooden, and two thin glass rods were inserted on each radiator, which was the most common kind of kerosene thermometer in middle school physics experiments, and the temperature readings on it were only about 30 degrees, only slightly higher than the room temperature.

Therefore, the bee's "computer cooking technology" is actually a failure, after all, this temperature can not boil eggs, and in the case of outdoor temperatures often exceeding 37 degrees Celsius during the day, the function of keeping drinks warm is meaningless.

However, the bees used this failed performance to give their bee gaming computer a successful debut, helping it establish a high-performance and low-heat first impression.

The so-called "Bee gaming computer" is actually an independent game console built by Bee using a new generation of 314 six-core processor and CW3000 desktop GPU. However, because of the domestic policy of prohibiting the production and sale of game consoles, it was unveiled as a nondescript personal computer with main game functions.

Although there was gossip at the beginning of the year that the above planned to lift the ban on game consoles, and last year, a new company with a face and background publicly sold two "home sports machines", which are actually game consoles that focus on somatosensory control. Although the latter eventually fell out due to the lack of games and the high price of the price, the fact that Face wants to invest in a game console has confirmed the rumors.

As for Bee, when they launched their own PC products, they also imitated the wisdom of "computer learning machine" and deliberately emphasized its game function, but because of the independent system, Bee PC did not attract many third-party games.

The bad results did not meet expectations and did not hit the bees, and they made a comeback. Now the bee PC is here,In fact, it is a product rebuilt from the inside out,The processor has been replaced with its own third-generation BAR architecture,And with the optimized version of the bee OS,You can play most mobile games on the bee platform,This is actually very similar to those so-called"Android game consoles",But the bee didn't take a high-performance mobile phone processor to perfunctory users,The performance provided is completely PC-level,Much stronger than those Android hosts。

Of course, they are still powerful mobile phone systems, and although the power consumption has increased more than ten times after getting rid of the battery shackles, it is still much lower than PCs and mainstream game consoles. For mobile phone users, please visit http://m.piaotian.net