480 Storytelling

"Huh, how do you know, what if it disappoints you?" Hu Dafa looked at Lan Yue'er while cleaning up his clothes.

"Hehe, I guessed!" Lan Yue'er told her guess with a smile while helping Hu Dafa. "Those few people who ran back, that is, it took more than ten minutes, looking at them like that, there was no play, and they couldn't catch up!" said, with a smile on his face, he learned from the warriors who came back early, "Limping, swaying left and right, walking hard, snorting and panting, and the big crotch fell to the ground, hehe, amused me to death!"

"Look at you again, it took an hour, how can it be regarded as a stroll back, look at the mood is also good, it must be a good mission, at least it looks much better than them, and it didn't fall apart. I'm still worried, if you run to the end, you will be left alone, in case that kid is not convinced, and then there is any danger, I have stood in the wind and waited for a long time, I am really worried, and I will help you call the police!" Lan Yue'er said with some worry.

"Well, smart, a little reasonable! This kid is too difficult to chase, ran three stops, went directly to the alley, and in the alley, he even found a bicycle, which made me tired!"

"Sir, where are you going?" A security guard at the door blocked Hu Dafa and the two of them.

"What's wrong with eating?" Hu Dafa raised his head and looked at the tall and strong security guard.

"You're wrestling, aren't you! What's going on here?" the security guard pointed to the black marks on Hu Dafa's coat, looking unhappy.

"Yo, what's wrong, I'm dirty, I can't come to you to eat?" Hu Dafa understood what the security guard meant. Some large restaurants pay attention to this, and they are not neatly dressed and are not allowed to enter.

"Yes, we've got that request here, sorry, please change places!" the security guard smiled at him, but the expression was to ask you to go away.

"Hey, how do you talk, there was a thief stealing something here just now, don't you know? This is a hero, he went to catch the thief, do you know? There is a little dirt on his body, so he can't go in to eat, you are discriminating and unfair! I want to find your boss, how can you be so hospitable!" Hu Dafa didn't speak, Lan Yue'er was already in a hurry, and rushed directly to the front, complaining for Hu Dafa.

"I'm sorry, our manager didn't come today, but the rules were set by him personally, you better change places, don't embarrass me! I'm also a part-time worker, whatever the boss says, I'll do it!" The security guard continued to block the two of them.

"You, I complain to you, people have made a body of dirt in order to catch thieves, for whom? This is to help others for pleasure, righteousness and bravery, do you understand? Why can't you come to your house for a meal, it's dirty? We are here to eat, not to go in and dance, no one can stand it, what's the matter?......" Lan Yue'er was so angry, and tried her best to argue for Hu Dafa.

"Forget it, let's change places!Hehe, it's okay!" Hu Dafa didn't think it at first, but after listening to Lan Yue'er's excitement, he knew that it was almost over, so he pulled Lan Yue'er, who hadn't finished speaking, and turned around and walked outside. "Forget it, let's go, let's go somewhere else, maybe it's too high-end here, it's all talents, I'm like this, it's not suitable!

Hu Dafa pulled the unrelenting Lan Yue'er and turned around and walked away. "Where they go to eat, it's to give them face, and they even want to refuse us, what kind of people are they!

"Just find a restaurant to eat! It's nothing!" Hu Dafa pulled Lan Yue'er into an ordinary restaurant, it was already past the meal, the table was easy to find, and after ordering the food, Lan Yue'er's mood slowly calmed down.

"Hey, Miss Lan, how did you say that as soon as we met, we ran into an accident? The first time, it was to help you chase a thief, and it was also to chase you out of several stops, and you didn't have any money in your bag; this time, you met a thief again, and it was a five-kilometer cross-country, what kind of life is this? Did you recruit a thief? Or is my life too bad?"

While sandwiching the dishes, Hu Dafa pondered, in fact, there were two times in the middle, one was in Uncle Wu's company, although there was no thief, but the big boss was a liar and an old thief;

Another question is, you beauties, you don't put money in your bag, so why are you still carrying it, aren't you tired? What's more, when you see a brand-name bag, you still want to buy it, what's the use of buying it? I really don't know what you think!

"Hehe, it's you, it must be you!" Lan Yue'er drank her drink and smiled all over her face, "Are you a big money, every time I see a thief next to you, people are worried about you! ”

"Well, maybe! The problem is that they don't come to me, let them try, brother, give him this pocket, as long as he can take it out, I will admit it! Find out what to give! I guess, I'm still going to you, I must be rich if I wear it so beautifully!"

"Hey, Brother Hu, tell me about what happened just now, how did you catch it? What happened in the end? Did I call the police to play a role?" Lan Yue'er was very interested in the story just now, and begged Hu Dafa to tell a complete unabridged version.

"Alas, this kid's life is not good, when I meet someone who can run like me, he will regret squatting in the class room!" Saying that, Hu Dafa reported the story that happened just now, talking about the gasless bicycle, and the passages of sitting on the thief and twisting his ass, asking the thief to carry the police back to the police station, Lan Yue'er couldn't help it for a long time, and lay down on the seat, laughing so much that her forehead was open.

"Hahahaha! I can't eat anymore, I'm laughing to death! Brother Hu, you're too bad! You let the thief carry the police on his back and then send yourself to the police station, you can figure it out! I don't know what the old man's expression was when he saw his bicycle......

"Oh, don't mention it, I want to know that the car is out of gas, I really don't ride, this road has turned me upside down, it's like electricity, oh bang, it really turns my ass upside down! Fortunately, the cleaner stopped him, or else, I really don't know where to chase him! Even if I catch up with him, I guess I can't save my teeth!"

"Hahahaha, then you shouldn't press people to twist! How uncomfortable is he?"

"This is light! You think, so many people are chasing him, seven or eight people, if you catch him before you get out of the place, do you think it is possible not to beat him? It must be much more ruthless than mine, until he has to beat his wife until he doesn't even know him. I just sat on him and twisted it a few times, compared to the square dance aunts, it was much worse!"