"Didn't kneel for a bad review!"

In the famous anime "Slam Dunk", which has influenced their generation and caused many of their peers to run to play basketball, and the men's basketball population in China and Japan has increased dramatically, there is a scene in which the red-haired male protagonist Sakuragi Hanamichi kneels in front of the white-haired fat man Anzai and says, "Coach, I want to play basketball!"

This scene has been remembered by many people, and after the arrival of the Internet era, it has become an emoji picture, and the content of "kneeling and begging" has also undergone various changes.

However, there is a difference between Chinese and Japanese cultures, and for the Japanese who still retain the traditional habit of kneeling and sitting, kneeling is only a solemn expression most of the time, and there is not much meaning in terms of dignity and personality. And for Liu Shumeng, it is naturally impossible for him to really kneel because of a small joke that suits the situation, although he doesn't pay much attention to the fact that men have gold under their knees now, just because they haven't practiced much is already very troublesome, the floor is very hard, and the spring pants are not thick, okay!

So when he heard Atletico Madrid's answer, he simply refused: "Do you still want to kneel? Then forget it, I'll go to the eldest brother and the second brother when I go back." ”

"We are forbidden to bring camera equipment and USB flash drive here, and mobile phones will also be locked with camera function and USB flash drive function," Seeing Liu Shumeng's face suddenly collapsed, Atletico said with a smile: "Actually, it's not fun at all, if you are really interested, you can experience it." ”

Then he turned his head to look at the deputy director in charge of the explanation, he nodded to Atletico Madrid, this is not the first time to do this kind of work, many people who come here to visit as long as they are not too old-fashioned, they will generally be invited by them to personally go into battle to identify pornography, and then deepen their sense of identity with the technical strength of the bee network. He was also curious about what the visitor's expression would be when he came out today, knowing that many of the contents that needed to be manually identified were very unsightly.

Liu Shumeng changed into the standard equipment of the bee yellow connoisseur: makeup eye mask and bee Bluetooth headset, and was carried by the balance car under his feet to a control display, the balance car stopped steadily and entered the static support mode, and his current screen soon lit up, and a welcome page and a simple novice tutorial appeared, telling him the operation process and identification standards.

Hurriedly completed the teaching level, Liu Shumeng officially began to identify the first bullet of pornography, but the content of the screen made him dumbfounded!

If he hadn't known that there were hundreds of people next to him, he would have covered his eyes and shouted, "My eyes, my eyes, I'm going to be blind!

Ten minutes later, in an open-air café in the bee garden, the coffee ceremony ordered by the two of them was put down and asked to use it slowly, and the maid in the black dress with pink rabbit ears on her head stepped on her small high heels and stumbled away. Seeing (stealing) sending (peeping) to the (buttocks) side (part) away (big) away (legs), Liu Shumeng asked Atletico opposite with a painful face: "Do you identify these things every day, won't you be blind and won't vomit if you see too much?"

I saw a very unsightly photo for the first time before, although the action behavior is also indecent, but what makes him even more depressed is that the characters in the picture are too ugly. There is no beautiful interpretation of the handsome man and beautiful woman he expected at all, even if it is the kind of frustration of the man in Dongre, he can accept it, who knows that the photo he saw is actually a fruit portrait of an ugly woman who may weigh more than him and has a waistline that is definitely thicker than him, and he was scared at the time.

quickly labeled this picture very yellow, and then saw the next picture that the system automatically switched, Liu Shumeng once again had the urge to vomit.

This time, it was replaced by a photo of a black woman with a dark complexion, ignoring the face shape and skin color that do not conform to aesthetics, and the lines of the other party's chest, hips and legs are still quite interesting. finally saw a "beauty", although it was an African beauty, it still made Liu Shumeng's little heart and little brother who had just been hit active again.

As a result, in the next picture, he withered again, and what appeared on the screen were two balls of flesh, not balls of flesh with plump breasts, but two human balls in the shape of flesh balls.

The fourth is a very blurry 300,000 love selfie, and the fifth is two chimpanzees mating、...... After reading ten pictures with patience, and then looking at the video area without giving up, Liu Shumeng finally quit the system completely and drove away.

But when he left, he didn't give up, and awkwardly poked his head out to spy on the content of other people's screens, and he left with peace of mind after looking at the screens of more than a dozen people in a row. There was no trace of nostalgia at all, because he found that the content on the screen of those bee connoisseurs was also very cheating, all kinds of black and ugly fat, and all kinds of strange gameplay. I couldn't help but nod secretly in my heart, no wonder the bees don't set up a full-time yellow appreciator, if you read this kind of content to yourself every day, even if you don't vomit to death, you have to be bent!

"You want to say why there is no Ivy and a human body photo for you to identify, and all the things that come out are ugly, right?" asked Atletico with a smile as he stirred up his coffee.

Liu Shumeng nodded, "It's really ugly, black, ugly, fat, occasionally I see that the woman looks quite good, and the size of the picture will be pitiful, why are those manufacturers who install 300,000 pixel cameras on their mobile phones not bankrupt?"

"It's easy," Atletico shrugged slightly, "and the simple ones are automatically recognized and intercepted by our content management system." Especially the works of well-known manufacturers and well-known actresses and male actors, they are intercepted directly through the opening screenshots, portrait recognition, and voice recognition, and the rest are either the **** of an unknown small factory, or a variety of strange flavor films, as well as the type of body shape and skin color that is not standard or the file quality is too low to extract effective information, which is manifested in the appearance of the female ugly, the male black, and the 30-pixel copycat selfie. ”

"Then why do you still have orangutan love? Why do you even have to manage animal mating? Teacher Zhao explained that animals are in estrus, how many times have the news broadcast pandas been in estrus?"

"Algorithmic problems, it's all algorithmic problems. Orangutan mating naturally doesn't need to be intercepted and shielded by us, but they are often treated like black by CAS. Third brother, you have also read countless films, you should know that the proportion of black body size is different from that of yellow and white people, regardless of gender, and the debugging algorithm needs to be specially modified, but they have their own special effects of brightness reduction and contrast reduction, which leads to a very bad effect of software extraction of information. Then we added automatic exposure and forced extraction of information, and as a result, after increasing exposure, we were involved in the chimpanzees, "Atletico Madrid."

"Hahahaha!" Liu Shumeng was amused by Atletico's statement that it has its own special effects, "What you said reminded me of that joke that panda wanted to take color photos." ”

"Actually, we have Qinling giant pandas there with a little brown on their bodies, and there are even a few so-called brown giant pandas with brown shoulders and chests. Moreover, wild giant pandas do not have such good living conditions as in zoos, and they cannot take a bath, and their white hair often turns yellow. ”

"Who made the family a national treasure! It's a bear, but the cat has to come out to sell cuteness. ”

"It can only be said that this is the miracle of life, and the panda grew like this 8 million years ago, when our human ancestors were only ancient apes. ”

Shrugging his shoulders: "Who can say for sure what happened millions of years ago? Maybe there really is a legendary tertiary civilization, and the panda is a cute pet that they artificially concocted with genetic engineering." ”

For UFOs, aliens, prehistoric civilizations or something, Atletico naturally didn't believe in it before, but now that he has an E7U in his body, he can't help but not believe it. So he stretched out his hand and poked his forehead, Atletico laughed and quipped: "Third brother, your brain hole is not small!"

"Of course, don't look at Uncle Fat, I look mature, but I always have a young heart!"

Liu Shumeng's self-proclaimed Atletico was speechless, and could only pretend not to hear it. was stimulated by the incident of two high school boys calling Uncle Fat in person a few days ago, so the third brother activated the other side, and now he has replaced the self-title in the mantra with "Uncle Fat". However, it can only be used online, and it can be used in front of their close peers, which is a little cheap.

After laughing for a while, Liu Shumeng suddenly asked, "Oh, Boss Ma, didn't you just say that you used the method of opening screenshots, portrait recognition and voice recognition to automatically discover Aiwei's content, so what should I do if I kill by mistake?" I remember that I have seen a lot of folk self-made spoof videos before, and I have to add an F warning in front of them, so do they want cups?"

"Of course, third brother, have you seen this kind of video recently?" said Atletico Madrid.

"It seems to be gone. ”

Besides, the addition of this f warning in front of Ivy in the United States means copyright protection, indicating that these films are protected by relevant federal intellectual property laws and strictly prohibit piracy. And the addition of this in front of the Japanese infantry film means that it was released in the United States, it is an American father's film, and it is not subject to the policy that Japanese films must be coded. What kind of warning do they add to the front of these folk clip videos, which is nondescript. ”

"As for the normal content that is not considered to be Ivy, such as the photo album of Mr. Cang's clothes and the MV of their Ebisu Muscadine Combination, we have already manually lifted the ban. But their group has a late-night program, and there are some out-of-the-ordinary topics from time to time, and many of the movies she made can be regarded as ** content, so they have to be intercepted together. ”

"By the way, where did you dig up those ugly photos and videos, why haven't I seen them before?"

"Japan produces tens of thousands of Aiwei every year, whether it is DVD distribution or online distribution, it is easy to be pirated into seeds, and such a high output naturally squeezes out the exposure of videos from other sources. However, the films of those big and famous factories in our place are automatically filtered, but those that are a little weird and ugly are left. ”

"It's really hard for you!" Liu Shumeng suddenly nodded and touched the table, and then said: "I didn't know how your cover killer was made before, but today I understand it completely." Well, great work!"

"Cover killer killing" is the nickname of netizens for Bee's Galloping Horse Downloader, although there are many domestic download tools on the Internet based on the open source BMuperer software, but the best user experience is the Chinese version of the Galloping Downloader created by Bee on the basis of BM. Bullmer inherits BMD's fusion download engine, which can obtain data packages from multiple channels such as BT, BT, and Emule at the same time, with faster download speed and lower failure rate, and also adds a download preview function.

And this free software is also nicknamed by netizens as "finding a film artifact" and "cover killer" because of this function.

The so-called "cover killer" generally refers to the excessive PS of the cover photo of the heroine in some films, but netizens opened it after downloading it and found that there was a huge gap, so they called the actress the cover killer. In addition, there is also a situation where some boring and spoofed netizens deliberately changed the video files of TV series and cartoons such as Water Margin, Hulu Baby, and Xiaoao Jianghu to the title of Ai Wei, and then shared it through various P2P methods to trick people.

Although Bee Ben inherits Bee's content management system and cannot be used to blindly download discordant things such as Ivy, its download preview function is unlimited. After adding the download task, click the download preview to see the preview screenshot of the video and the preview pictures in the package, of course, these pictures are wearing clothes or strongly coded. Although it can't get a glimpse of the whole figure, it also exposes the true face of a large number of cover killers, so many netizens will still choose to spend ten yuan to open a Galloping Horse membership even though they don't often use the Galloping Horse downloader. After all, although the Thunderbird member can let you download the video at high speed, it can't guarantee that the content meets your requirements.,It took half an hour to download the video, and it was deleted after watching it for ten seconds.、Hundreds of megabytes of picture packages are downloaded and downloaded, and it is found that there is no decompression password.,It's really a very frustrating thing.。

Although Thunderbird Download soon launched a similar download preview function, their screenshot preview only automatically captures the picture at a fixed time, and it can't be directly located to the close-up of the actress's face like a galloping horse, and the effect is not very good.

"You're welcome, you're all serving the people," Atletico snorted.

"Say you're fat, you're gasping.,Actually, it's still for the click-through rate and soft sister coins, right?When will the download preview function be free to serve the people!"

"Hey!" Atletico spread his hands: "Life is so difficult, why do you want to hurt each other?"

"In fact, our purpose is to hope that netizens can recognize their true colors, reduce unnecessary waste of bandwidth and energy, and let them spend their limited lives on more important things. Anyway, ten yuan is only 100 bee coins, and they can still earn it easily. ”

"It's very easy, install all kinds of bee software on the computer, either open the bee software such as honey chat, computer manager, browser, dictionary, and photo album once a day, or activate all the bee games, and go online for half an hour every day. In this way, you can get your so-called promotion gold coins, it's really simple!" Liu Shumeng complained.

With the installation of bee software getting bigger and bigger, the installation promotion benefits that were full of sincerity in the past are shrinking more and more, and since the topic is talking about daily gifts, he can't help but complain. For mobile phone users, please visit http://m.piaotian.net