Chapter 1 Chapter 080 Whose ass is big

In the classroom, Lin Feng hid his face and smiled bitterly, after Meng Miaomiao came, he took Qianqian to play outside, while he was honestly taking music lessons.

The eyes of the children around him were full of curiosity, this time it was not Tang Yue who was teaching, but an old man with gray hair, for the other party's lecture, Lin Feng could be said to have listened very carefully, but it was a little boring, if he hadn't held it up, I'm afraid he would have fallen asleep a long time ago.

He took out his notebook and began to write and draw, not to mention that although this old white man is not good-looking, he really knows a lot of things.

By the end of the lesson, his notes had been made on a full sheet of paper.

When the class was over, he walked outside, Meng Miaomiao and Tang Yue stood together, the two were talking and laughing, he was very dazed, the two almost fought just now, why did they talk so happily this time, this woman's matter, I really don't understand.

"What to talk about, so happy to talk. Lin Feng walked over with a smile, looked at them and asked.

"Does it matter to you?"

I'll give it a damn bit, I'm just asking, as for such a big reaction?

Both of them ignored him, making him speechless, Qianqian and the other children were very happy, he walked outside, didn't go out, did he endure the white eyes of others inside?

He lit a cigarette and looked around at the people on the road as if everyone was busy.

Lin Feng looked left and right, and found that Tong Xue was patrolling here, constantly waving his hand to her, I don't know if this Tong Xue really didn't see him, or pretended not to see him, and just ignored him.

Lin Feng walked over and said with a smile: "Tong Xue, what a coincidence, you are also patrolling in this area, I am fine anyway, why don't I help you patrol." ”

Tong Xue looked at Lin Feng blankly and asked, "Who are you?"

I rub, what do you mean, is this amnesia or how to drop, you don't even know me?

He rubbed his head, pointed to his nose and said, "I, Lin Feng!"

"Oh, I remember, what to do with me. Tong Xue took out the baton in her hand and said with a sneer: "What did you just say?"

"Ahem, you're busy, you're busy. ”

Seeing Tong Xue take out the guy, he didn't dare to continue to disturb the other party, what if he would give himself a moment.

The baton hit on the body, and it seemed to hurt.

"Snow and snow. ”

Meng Miaomiao didn't know when she had come out, two big beauties, and a little beautie, and Lin Feng stood beside them, looking very prominent.

Even many wolf friends have cast envious eyes, two stunning beauties, what a blessing.

"Yes, it's a blessing, it's good to get one of such a stunning beauty. ”

"Alas, the good cabbage is arched by the pigs. ”

Lin Feng heard the discussion around him, his nose was almost crooked, what is a good cabbage has been arched by pigs.

His fierce eyes looked at the guy who was talking just now, and the other party was not afraid at all, looking at Lin Feng and glaring back.

The anger in my heart is rising, I will go, I dare to stare at me, and give you a little vomit potion to try.

The guy who was originally staring at Lin Feng suddenly felt a surge in his stomach, and finally vomited with a fart.

The people around looked at the young man in front of them, and they retreated one by one, and hid far away, which was simply disgusting.

Lin Feng held his head high, like a big rooster fighting victory, and followed behind Meng Miaomiao and them with his head held high.

Looking at the backs of the two, he couldn't help but wonder in his heart, who has a bigger butt, he looked at it for a long time, and finally came to a conclusion, that is, Meng Miaomiao's ass is bigger.

As the old saying goes, if you have a big butt, you can give birth to children, but this has been practiced through history, although I don't know how much the success rate is, but it should reach 60 percent!

"Sister Miaomiao, Sister Xuexue, Baba has been staring at your ass. ”

"......Forehead" Lin Feng looked at Qianqian very blankly, and then at Meng Miaomiao and Tong Xue, he wanted to justify, but looking at the expressions of the two of them, he knew that all his justifications must be pale.

Especially Tong Xue, waving the baton in her hand, said in a cold voice: "Two choices, either get out or be beaten by me." ”

"I'm really wronged!" he looked at Qianqian and said with a wry smile: "Qianqian, there will be no living expenses in the future, you can rely on the two of them." ”

Meng Miaomiao looked at Lin Feng, especially Lin Feng's words, which made her very unhappy: "Lin Feng, how can you talk, besides, I feel that it will be better for Qianqian to live with us, follow you, can you cook?"

"How can you do this!" "You are bullying gay men." ”

"What's wrong with bullying you?" After Tong Xue finished speaking, she shook the baton in her hand and said with a smile: "The baton in my hand is already hungry and thirsty, do you want to give it a try?"

"Cut, it's the baton that is hungry and thirsty, and it's not you. ”

"What?" Tong Xue's eyes widened, and then she quickly rushed towards Lin Feng, and the baton in her hand smashed towards Lin Feng's head.

The whirring sound of the wind echoed in his ears, Lin Feng's head shrank suddenly, the wind was under his feet, and he hurriedly ran into the distance.

"Lin Feng, there's a kind of you don't run. ”

"If you don't run, if you don't run, will you be beaten here?"

The mobile phone rang, it was Situ calling, and he frowned: "There has been no activity recently." ”

When Situ heard this, his face was full of black lines: "Uncle, I didn't call you because of this, but to tell you that our post-production video has been launched, and it has more than 500,000 views." ”

"What website?"

"Lan Duoduo video site. ”

Lin Feng took out his mobile phone, and then quickly entered the Lan Duoduo app, and sure enough, he saw the video of the madman, and many of them even said it was fake.

The people who watched the live broadcast at the beginning, of course, knew that this was true, and immediately started a fierce battle with some trolls, and in the end, it became clear that this place became a war of words, and the clicks on the crazy man's video rose rapidly.

Lin Feng looked at the total number of playbacks, just this time, he added 20,000 clicks, and his heart was overjoyed, although a click cost a few cents, but no matter how small the mosquito is, it is still meat, and now he is almost crazy.

In addition, Situ put all the money from the live broadcast reward to his bank account, he took 50%, Mo Bei and Situ took 50%, he had no opinion on this, brothers do things together, they can't be so careful.

Besides, he didn't feel at a loss, after all, he just wanted to complete the task before, and the idea of this live broadcast was still thought up by Situ.

Looking at the text message, he was very happy in his heart, the system did not deduct the fee, which made his blood surge.

It seems that the hard-earned money earned by working hard is even embarrassed to charge PP.

With the funds in his hand, he felt uncomfortable not spending it, so he decided that he would call his boss tomorrow to buy a car, 80,000 yuan, and he should be able to buy a makeshift car.

He suddenly remembered that this Situ was also playing music, could he call him and go to the bar to liven up the atmosphere together, thinking of this, his eyes lit up violently.

Situ and Mo Bei got Lin Feng's news and agreed one after another, anyway, they didn't have anything to do now.

Love Bar, Lin Feng stood at the door waiting for Situ and Mo Bei to arrive, but he didn't expect that the two of them would come over with a band.

"Uncle, I miss you to death. ”

Situ looked at Lin Feng, immediately ran over, and said with a smile: "Uncle, I can't sleep because I think about you, I don't know if you miss me." ”

Looking at Situ's cheap face, he really wanted to kick him in the face, uncle, if I say I miss you, then what happened to the two of them.

Thinking of this, there was a chill in my heart, I looked at Mo Bei, who was silent next to me, and said with a smile: "Let's go, let's have a good time today." ”

The group walked inside, many people greeted Lin Feng after seeing him, and even many waitresses threw flattering glances at him, in the bar, Cai Yiyi was the boss, and the second person was originally supposed to be Owen, but Lin Feng was very hot, everyone ranked Lin Feng as the No. 2 person, and Owen naturally ranked third.

"Brother Feng. ”

"Brother Feng, you didn't come yesterday, people can miss you. ”

Lin Feng looked at Tao Hong and laughed: "Oh, tell me quickly, what do you think of me?"

"Isn't it careful that the liver thinks. After Lin Feng finished speaking, he approached Tao Hong and said, "Come, let my brother touch it and see if I can hear the heartbeat." ”

Tao Hong was startled when he heard this, and hurriedly dodged, lest this Lin Feng and others really make a move.

Situ and Mo Bei looked at Lin Feng with wide eyes, because in their impression, this Lin Feng definitely belonged to the kind of innocent uncle.

Hard work, momentum, definitely much stronger than ordinary people, but the current situation even subverts their cognition.

Is this still the uncle they know?

"I'll go, uncle, do you know that beauty?" Mo Bei suddenly walked to Lin Feng's side, pointed to the woman not far away, and exclaimed, "She looks so beautiful, uncle, what's her name." ”

"Oh, she, Cai Yiyi, is the owner of this bar, why don't I introduce you to you?" looked at Mo Bei and blinked: "Oh, by the way, she doesn't have a very good temper." ”

Cai Yiyi was drinking with a few young people, and he seemed to be relatively happy, but there was one person in it, which made him smile bitterly.

Ma Rulong, he never thought that he would meet him again.

It's not that enemies don't get together.

Owen suddenly walked over, looked at Lin Feng and said coldly: "Lin Feng, you didn't come yesterday, you need to perform a little more later." ”

"Are they your friends?" Owen looked at Situ and said, "Although we are friends, remember to pay, after all, we are a small business, and we can't lose money." “

"Boy, why are you talking so much nonsense, did we say not to pay?"

Owen glanced at Situ, but did not speak, but looked at Lin Feng and said, "Lin Feng, what kind of friend did you make, I just said a word, how did he eat gunpowder." ”

Lin Feng's eyes narrowed slightly, and his cheeks were full of disdain: "If it were me, I would say the same, besides, how can I Lin Feng make friends, it doesn't seem to have much to do with you, who do you think you are?"

"Or do you feel that I have to explain to you if I make a friend?"