(a)

The alarm was set at 7 a.m., but Nalan always woke up at 6:58 a.m. and reached out to ring the alarm.

So, why on earth did he set this alarm?

After changing his clothes, he opened the window, and the first gust of wind of the morning gently brushed his cheeks. Relying on his incomparably keen senses, Nalan Yu noticed a fairly obvious change at the first time:

"It's getting warmer. ”

Looking out through the open window, the garden of the Red Devil Pavilion was still snow-white, but the dark clouds in the sky had dissipated. The snow that has lasted for months has finally stopped, and under the light of this warm sun, it is only a matter of time before the ice and snow melt, right?

Spring is finally coming.

"Today is a good day for a long time," Nalan Yu thought so, turned and walked to the door, "What kind of 'fun' should I find for Zi Ma?"

No, it's supposed to be "have some fun with her".

A malicious smile appeared on his face, but the moment he pushed the door open, the smile froze.

One, two, three, four, five, six, seven, seven people, neatly lined up in the hallway at the door of his bedroom. From left to right, they are the Snow Maiden Letty Shiraishi, Kamishirasawa Huiyin Dairy, the lucky Black Rabbit Inaba Emperor, the Devouring Heaven and Earth Saigyoji Yuyuko, the ordinary Kiri Marisa, Kiruno, and the immovable Daimankiya Patchili Norreki,

When he walked out of the bedroom, the seven pairs of eyes looked at him in unison. There was hope and curiosity in that vision, and there was an obvious meaning of "I have something to ask for you".

"What's going on?" he asked, standing there as he closed the door behind him, "I don't remember any money I owe anyone." ”

"No, it's not like that. Teacher Huiyin stood up and explained:

"That's right, I heard Mr. Nalan, you have been doing weight loss training coaching recently......"

"It's not 'there's something to do,'" Nalan interrupted her, "it's being 'coerced' to do it, pay attention to these two words, 'coercion'." ”

Although, he has used various methods to find a place for himself.

"Anyway," he added, "if you're looking for some advice on weight loss and body shaping, it's no big deal to come to me." But I have to warn you that I'm not a professional. ”

"Uh-huh," Huiyin shook her head, "it would be nice if you could help." ”

"Actually, the people standing here are ......"

"Ah, first," Marisa Kiri said, raising her hand, "I don't have a weight problem, I'm just idle and have nothing to do to join in the fun." ”

"Then why don't you stay where it's cool?" said Nalan Twilight.

"And so do I!" the diminutive ice fairy standing beside Marisa, Kiruno, also raised her hand, "I'm going to join in the fun!"

"Yes, yes, and you!" Nalan glanced at her, "You...... Sorry, you're already cool, just stand there. ”

"All in all!"

complained and spit out the two troublemakers, Nalan Yu clapped his hands twice and said loudly:

"You're all trying to lose weight, and I've got that. Before you really get started, can you tell me a little bit about you, starting with the one on the far left, named Letty?"

As he spoke, he stretched out his palm towards Letty:

"Please!"

"I ...... That ......"

Letigan stood there, squirming and pinching, unable to spit out a coherent sentence for a long time, and that wandering look made her look like a thief. This is understandable, after all, she wants to expose her shortcomings, she is also a girl, and she will always be a little embarrassed.

Nalan Twilight did not urge her, but looked at her with soft eyes and waited quietly. It's not that he's suddenly become a gentleman, he just thinks it's quite interesting to play like this, and he's secretly refreshed.

After a while, Letty looked up as if she had made up her mind, and met Nalan Twilight's gaze.

Anyway, the people who came here, except for the fitness coach Nalan Hui himself, and the two idlers who joined in the fun, were all people with the same disease, and there was nothing to be afraid of!

Perhaps with this in mind, Letty plucked up her courage and spoke:

"I'm a youkai who can only go out in winter, and when spring comes, I have to go back to hibernation. But this year, perhaps because the winter lasted so long and absorbed too much energy, anyway, when I went back to my little tree house and was about to go in and pack up for spring, I found ......"

"The door to the treehouse...... I can't squeeze in......"

With that, Letty covered her already red face with both hands.

"The door was very small when it was built," she continued, covering her face, "and even before, I had to turn sideways to get in. But this year, I found that I couldn't squeeze in anyway. Stomach there...... Always get stuck......"

"If I don't lose weight quickly, I'm homeless......"

"Eh-" Nalan nodded and glanced down again, glancing at Letty's belly, "I thought you were loosely dressed, so it was significantly 'bigger', but I didn't expect ......"

Unexpectedly, even the dress itself was propped up.

Letty was speechless about this.

"I already know your condition. Nalan Hui said, and then looked at Shang Bai Ze Huiyin, who was standing to the right of Letty, "Next please!"

"I am, that ...... That is to say......"

As a mature and stable teacher, in this case, Huiyin still failed to maintain her consistent reliable image. She looked down with her eyes, only looking at Nalan Twilight with her peripheral vision, and rubbing her lips with her fingers, like an unruly adolescent girl on a tryst with her lover...... Although, her figure is quite not "youthful".

"When I was in class, the words on the blackboard often disappeared inexplicably...... "At first, I thought there was a student playing a prank, so I taught Chiluno a lesson with a headhammer." But then, I found out ......"

Speaking of which, she is also like Letty, covering her face with her hands, unable to see anyone.

"My chest...... Her voice trembled, sounding like she was crying, ...... her clothes on her chest, "covered in chalk dust...... Those words, in fact, are me...... Unintentionally...... Rubbed off ......"

"Uh......h Wow!"

Nalan Yu exclaimed slightly, and then his eyes widened, and he looked at Bai Zehuiyin's chest carefully.

A、B、C、D、E、F、G...... H......

If Nalan had a "cup counter" in his hand, he should have been able to hear a screeching siren when the counter jumped from "A" to "E". When the displayed count reaches "G", the machine will simply blow up.

But Huiyin is H, H-cup...... Wow!

Teacher, what is it like to look down and not see your feet?

"Are you a cow lady from the Ox Clan?" asked Nalan Twilight with a chuckle, jokingly.

"Huh?"

Huiyin removed her hands covering her face, revealing a blushing and slightly surprised face.

"No," she said a little puzzled, "I'm Bai Ze......"

"No, I didn't mean that, please don't answer seriously...... Ah, forget it......" Nalan sighed and said:

"I'll just say it, in the vast majority of cases, fat can be lost. But your huge ...... The ...... of the Great Shore Amazing ...... Spectacular ...... Belch...... I don't know if that will work, but I'll give it a try. Also, if you want to have a more 'tall' figure, I can still help. Next please!"

"Next...... I'm next......"

Emperor Inhata put his hands in his pockets, looked up at Nalan Twilight, and then seemed to be very disdainful, turned his face away, and looked away.

"Damn, if it weren't for the tight schedule, I wouldn't have come to you guy!"

She looked very unhappy, but as everyone knows, Nalan Twilight is even more unhappy than her.

"Oh, is it?" Nalan said with a smile on the surface, but rather impatient in his heart:

"In that case, then please find another high for the old man!Saki ......"

"Okay, no kidding, you!"

The little rabbit roared, interrupting Nalan Twilight's words of "Sakiya, send off".

"Because this winter is very long, and when it comes to winter, people are a little lazy, you know!" she continued, "It's easy to get hungry when it's cold, and when you're sleepy after eating, all the work that needs to be done is pushed to Reisen." Damn, if it weren't for that guy being so easy to bully and working hard, how could I get fat!"

"Self-inflicted......"

Nalan Hao smiled contemptuously, and when the emperor saw him like this, he frowned, smashed his mouth, and said:

"Good boy, I remember your expression. ”

"What if you remember," Nalan said with a smile, "You little rabbit can still stew me?"

"I can't do it!" the emperor roared, "but I'll look for a chance!"

"Okay, okay, I'll wait for you to find a chance, and then, where are you fat?"

"...... It's a fart!" the emperor blushed and shouted, "Damn, I haven't moved all winter, and I have become like a pig from my feet to my hips!" When the master saw it, he told me to lose weight before the beginning of spring, otherwise I will eat rabbit hot pot at the beginning of spring." I really can't help it, so I came to you for help. ”

"Obviously, Lingxian's ass is bigger than mine, and his skirt is short, and he shakes up and down when he runs......" Speaking of this, the little rabbit stomped his feet angrily, "but everyone said she was cute, and they were all fascinated as if they had lost their souls, and when they were replaced by me, they would become pig's trotters, and they would be angry with me!"

"It's not a pig's trotter!" Nalan taunted mercilessly, "Who told you to be short?"

"Dead ghost beast!"

"Next please!"

"Ahem!" Yuyuko, who had been waiting for a long time in Xixing Temple, cleared his throat and said:

"I've ...... lately"

"Well, you don't have to say any more. Nalan made a pause gesture, "I really don't want to know how your belly went from 'three months' to 'eight months'." If the monster was still there, I could still make up a joke to make fun of the two of you, but now ......"

"Just by looking at you, I've made it through. ”

Nalan Yu ignored Yuyuko, who was so angry that her whole face bulged into a pufferfish, and said:

"Next, Please!"

Skip the troublemakers Marisa and Kiruno, and the next and last one is her own family, Pache Norregi. The purple and white witch didn't say a word, and her face was already blushing, and she couldn't speak. She lowered her head, hid her eyes behind the neat bangs, and unconsciously pinched the pleats on her skirt with both hands, and just twisted and pinched and hesitated to stand there, and she didn't squeeze out a word for a long time.

"Hey......"

Nalan sighed, covered his forehead with his palm, and rubbed his slightly swollen temples by the way.

"Excuse me, Patsy......"

Then he whispered, and walked up to Pache and reached out to grab her dressing gown. Before Pache could react, Nalan lifted the loose purple and white robe, more precisely, over her head.

The spring is only a matter of moments. The skirt quickly fell back, and Patchouli's expression, from "what's going on", to "Oh maa", to "I'm ashamed", to "I want to die", changed even faster than the speed at which the skirt fell.

Silence, long silence. Everyone present saw the scenery under Patchouli's skirt, and it was because of this that he, and them, fell into silence.

"I'm sorry, I seem to ...... Exposed something that shouldn't be revealed......"

Nalan said as she turned her head away from her face, not looking at Patchouli's increasingly wonderful expression.

"I'll just make a few brief points. ”

"First, loose clothes can really hide a lot of things, such as a fat person's body. ”

"Second, underwear...... It's better to wear it as well. Lingerie, especially women's underwear, is actually very good for health. The top one can prevent sagging and has a shaping effect. The lower one can create a relatively isolated space and have a protective effect. It may be easy to go into battle in a vacuum once in a while, but in the long run, it is better to dress. ”

"Thirdly, you really, really need some exercise. ”

"Fourth...... Pache Teaulay?"

"Hiss...... Woo-"

Pache covered her face - she was already crying.

(b)

"Decay...... Haven't you been getting a little fat lately......"

In the hazy luxury bath room, Eryan Yizang, who had just finished taking a bath, was standing on a weight scale in front of the dressing mirror, looking up at himself in the mirror, looking down at the numbers on the scales, and then pinching the fat on his belly. After thinking about it for a moment, she came to a very clear conclusion:

"That's right, it's really fat......"

Then she hung her head and held her forehead.

It can't be helped, the tanuki thought, this is really no way.

You have to eat hot pot in winter, and you have to drink wine to eat hot pot, there is no way.

After drinking, you have to go to bed, and when you wake up, you have to drink some coffee to wake up, so that you can't sleep at night, and you have to drink again, there is no way.

If you want to eat a big meal during the New Year, you must drink wine at the table, there is no way.

In the spring, you have to enjoy the flowers, and you have to drink to enjoy the flowers, so you can't help it.

And then there are festivals, and needless to say, wine is also indispensable, and there is no way.

"I can't help it! I can't stop drinking!"

He shook his head and pulled out his phone from the pile of clothes piled on the sink.

"When it comes to weight loss, according to years of experience, the fastest way to lose weight in the world is to call a man. She said to herself, "Why don't you ask Nalan to do some strenuous exercise, human physical strength is too poor......

"Sorry, your call is currently unanswered......"

"Oh yes, that kid went to Gensokyo, hey......"

She sighed and clicked on the 'Gym Equipment' column in her address book, pulling open a large string of numbered names at the bottom.

"Then the old decay can only, from the spare tire No. 1 to the spare tire No. 28!"