Chapter 1: Into the Feudal Society?
Many people spend most of their lives working on a house, and one day they find that our final destination is not a "house" but a "box." "The difference between the house and the box is a waste that we can't take away.
This is the last sentence of Donggua's second blind date.
But it was clear that the girl and her elders across the street were looking at me and my parents with disdain.
It has been said that a good start is half the battle!
"Mom, I'll leave first, the company still has something to do!" Donggua pretended to answer the phone and left without looking back, ignoring the dissatisfaction from his parents and the angry scolding from the Elephant Legs Girl.
Just when Donggua waited for a long time for the bus to arrive at the company, his colleague told him that he was fired because his performance was not up to standard!
"I'm damn you!" complained and returned to his rented room without looking back.
Donggua, as the name suggests, is indifferent and uneventful, and has lived for most of his life without achieving anything.
In today's era of class solidification, unless you are a real elite, it is difficult to buy a house in such a small third-tier city where every inch of land is valuable.
Like most people, as long as you are willing to work hard, you will not be unsuccessful.
After stumbling for a few years, I found that this mentality was like a fart, and when it dissipated, I would disgust myself.
The so-called insurance company is to recruit him to sell it in front of relatives and friends, and you can get out after the sales are done.
It's really a legal pyramid scheme, and I scolded in my heart, like an abandoned dead dog 'whimpering', useless.
Like most people, Donggua sighed in his heart and went downstairs to eat supper in slippers, and the idea just now was like a fart.
"I didn't expect to just want to squint for a while, but I slept until dark!" muttered casually, and walked to the night market stall.
After sleeping until night, the feeling of an empty stomach made Donggua order a lot of meat skewers and wine, and after a storm of drinking and eating meat in large pieces, he skillfully touched the path of Black Bu Longdong as usual and went home.
The next day, Donggua opened his eyes in a daze and suddenly woke up suddenly!
He didn't sleep on the soft bed as he remembered last night, and Donggua was woken up!
He always felt like there was a lot of chatter around him, and a great stream of sunlight was shining directly on him.
Even though my eyes were closed, it was very uncomfortable, and my first instinct was that it was already noon!
Then I realized that I had been fired, and I opened my eyes with a wry smile, and I was instantly stunned!
The streets are lined with shops, red walls and green tiles, row upon row, and the road is full of traffic.
The cries of all kinds of vendors are endless, and the people around them are dressed strangely, and people have hairpins on their heads, most of which are linen and coarse cloth.
Occasionally, some people who look rich and noble wear green clothes, or white clothes, with jade pendants hanging from their waists.
Holding a fan in his hand, he looks full of poetry and books, and he looks cowardly, and he will spit with disdain when he sees Donggua: "shameless", "Sven scum" and the like.
Everyone will casually look at a few times when they walk by the Donggua, or frown, or be curious, or disdainful!
"What's wrong with me? It hurts!"
Hell, do you sleep all night on this loess compacted pavement?
The key point is that a few stones hit my ass! I'm obviously going home! What's going on?
Last night's alcohol hurt my brain was still a little groggy! I tried to get up and look around, and found that there were already a lot of people watching the excitement around me, looking at me strangely.
"This person is dressed so strangely, he can't be a fairy!"
"Nonsense, inappropriately dressed and in tatters, how can they be immortals! Maybe they're monsters!"
"But I don't think the material of his clothes is tattered! And the pattern on his chest, it must be of the highest quality! It's a pity that the material is so good..."
There was a lot of chatter around, and from time to time someone pointed out a thing or two about Donggua, and it was obvious that this group of people was talking about him!
Because of a pair of big pants and a black T-shirt! He's the kind of monster in the mouth of this group of monsters.
This is definitely not someone from Hengdian acting, otherwise the director would have shouted a long time ago, and then came over to scold him, maybe he would have to lose money himself!
Immortals, monsters, feudal slave society!
Damn! He's seen a ghost?
Dongguin felt his heart beating extremely fast, and the sound of pumping blood in his chest kept being intense, he was already scared to the point that his blood pressure rose rapidly, his face turned pale, and his hands were numb, this was definitely not a dream!
I actually arrived in the feudal society of ancient times!
Dongguin almost fainted, but finally stabilized his body, and his head was also blank and buzzing.
Suddenly, several shouts rang out from the crowd through the streets.
"Look, everyone, Master Xuanzang's group has jointly written to the court again!"
"Let's go!"
"These bald asses are really not afraid of death!"
"Let's go, let's go over and have a look!"
Then the crowd of onlookers rushed away, leaving only some young girls shopping, each of whom turned away in embarrassment when they saw their appearance, and some grumpy ones blushed directly and scolded the disciples!.
Feudal society!
I want to go home!
Heaven seemed to have played a huge joke with Donggua, because along with his thoughts, his body had returned to the room where he lived in a blink of an eye!
Is this homecoming? So what just happened?
If it weren't for the fact that there was still some loess on his clothes, maybe he really had to go to the hospital to check if there was something wrong with his brain!
"The host uses shuttle once, and there are still 2 left!"
"Who's—who's talking!" A cold voice rang in his head, and after nearly an hour and a half, Donggua finally believed in the fact of the crossing.
According to the will in my head, it's called a shuttle.
It allows Donggua to travel to various planes in movies and graphic novels, and needs to complete the required tasks to return!
The point is that the shuttle movie is random, and you can't refuse it!
And just now he returned just now, as a newcomer, the shuttle gave him three free shuttles between the real world and the movie world!
But this opportunity has a layer of limitations:
1. Although I can shuttle back from the movie world anytime and anywhere, I only have three chances
2. You can only stay in real life for three hours, and then you will be forced to return to the movie world.
In other words, only after completing the task can I truly return to the real world, and in the past, I would keep shuttling between movies or other planes, and there seemed to be no end!
At the same time, the shuttle told him that the movie he had just crossed was a big story about Journey to the West and then fell silent and died, and no matter how Donggua shouted, there was no response.
After calming down, I found that three hours had passed, two hours had passed, and there was still one hour left to prepare.
Donggua sighed in his heart, it is really impermanent, everything that happened from last night to today has already broken the materialism in Donggua's heart!
can't go on like this, and Donggua hasn't waited in vain for half an hour.
After accepting all this fantastical facts, he can only accept his fate and think about some plans!
In ancient times, he first had to solve the problem of food, clothing, housing and transportation, and clothes could not be solved at present, and these third-tier cities could not get ancient costumes.
Or he can't get it in an hour with his strength, but he can buy some trousers, long clothes, coats, sweatshirts or something, so as not to cover his body and not cover his body.
I spent more than 200 yuan to buy a large backpack, but it must not be used to hold too much food.
According to the plot in the impression, Tang Seng belonged to the Tang Dynasty in the Eastern Soil, so the Tang Dynasty could get it, and bought some mirrors, soap, lighters, and solar chargers.
There were also some things that would be used for survival in the wild, as well as three cigarettes, which were unpacked and stuffed into a backpack.
At present, he has 1 watch, 1 bottle of perfume, several sets of clothes, and 1 pair of sunglasses (of course, it is pretended).
2 solar chargers, 1 mobile phone, 6 mirrors, 3 self-defense folding fruit knives, 2 waterproof flashlights, several batteries, 30 packs of cigarettes!
Donggua is not addicted to smoking, but according to the information obtained in the Tang Dynasty before, Tang Seng is still in the city!
That should be Chang'an City, and he hasn't gone to get the Western Scripture at all, so if he plans to do it, it may be a few years before Tang Seng takes the Western Scripture.
It's also possible that in a few days, after all, he can't figure it out!
The main thing is that there is really no extra time to make a careful production plan, which is all improvised, and there is almost not enough time, after all, it will take some time to prepare for the materials.
He copied and downloaded some fragmented data from his phone and stored it on his phone, with only the last 5 minutes left.
Donggua recorded all the things that happened today with the newly bought tape recorder, and at the same time confessed his last words.
It's not a sentimental question anymore, it's just too much to think about.
Looking at the two numbers lying quietly in the mobile phone, those are Donggua's parents!
The last three minutes were like three autumns, and after thinking for a long time, he didn't dial after all, Donggua put on his schoolbag, took a few deep breaths and suddenly disappeared in place.
With a shake of his body, he reappeared on the street before in the blink of an eye.
Unlike before, most of the onlookers went to see Master Xuanzang's joint book, and now although there are many people on the street, no one cares about Donggua anymore, and they are all talking about Xuanzang.
Tang Seng jointly wrote a book?
This is not the plot in Journey to the West at all, let alone the plot in Journey to the West.
But since the shuttle said that this is a big talk about Journey to the West, it shouldn't be possible to lie to him.
After thinking about it for a while, Donggua suddenly discovered.
I haven't been clear about Journey to the West!
In other words, Journey to the West, the movie only shows the story of the Supreme Treasure and the Zixia Fairy, and the world he is currently in contact with is the complete world!
At the beginning, Donggua's heart was touched tightly after watching Journey to the West, mainly because of the simple love of Zixia Fairy, which formed a strong contrast with the ugly faces of the gods and Buddhas in Journey to the West.
Why is it ugly, because after reading it, he searched the Internet for a series of various speculations about Journey to the West.
Just like the speculation on the bad street on the Internet, "Journey to the West" is just a conspiracy, and "Journey to the West" is just a conspiracy like Journey to the West.