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"Sister Beauty, why haven't I upgraded this vat of poison after drinking it?"

A seventeen or eighteen-year-old boy stood in front of the water tank and wondered.

"Xiaoyi, don't call sister, call master. ”

A royal sister who seemed to have come out of a picture scroll appeared with a smile.

She is wearing a white dress and has a fairy spirit, and her face that does not eat fireworks in the world is shocking and crying, and she is so beautiful that she can't be faulty.

Her smile and smile are fascinating, which is rare in the world.

She stared at Yang Yi dotingly and said, "Xiaoyi, ordinary poisons have no effect on you, if you want to use poison to upgrade, you need to go down the mountain to find some strange poisons." ”

"Master, then I can practice the ninth of the nine needles of Fuxi after I go down the mountain?"

Yang Yi looked directly at the beautiful master and asked urgently.

"If you want to cultivate the ninth needle, you can only practice it by increasing your luck. ”

The beautiful master shook her head.

"But how can I increase my luck?"

Yang Yi asked.

"When you go down the mountain, you find those idiots who think they are the chosen ones, who have no skills but always like to show off in front of people, and if you rob them of their luck, you will be able to practice the ninth needle. ”

"Sister Beauty, don't worry, I'll go down the mountain now, and when I finish the ninth injection, I'll come back immediately to cure your illness. ”

"You said that whoever cures your disease, you will marry!"

"I don't want you to be my master, I want you to be my daughter-in-law!"

Yang Yi was happy that after you finished speaking, he ran away.

The beautiful master watched Yang Yi happily run away, and couldn't help sighing: "My illness is so easy to cure!"

"Xiaoyi has gone down the mountain, and it is time for me to go back to the family to restore my life!"

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On the train to Songshan, Yang Yi had a little urgency because he had drunk too much poison before going down the mountain.

He shuttled on the train and looked at the signs painted with male and female villains, and couldn't help but sigh: "This train is really advanced, and there are mobile thatched buildings!"

At this time, at the door of the train toilet, a big fat man of more than 200 pounds blocked the aisle tightly.

"Little girl, won't you wash your hands a little bit? My million sets of Anima are splashed with water, and my crotch is wet!

The big fat man looked at the little beauty in front of him, fierce and vicious.

The little beauty is wearing a floral skirt, smart and cute, and she is sixteen or seventeen years old, cute, like a character in a comic, very cute.

But. The body development is particularly exaggerated, and it is the kind of person who can't help but want to hold it in his arms at a glance.

In the face of the big fat man's intimidation, the little beauty said disapprerovitically: "What are you shouting, isn't it just a million torn clothes, and I will let my sister pay you later!"

"Oh, the tone is not small! But Lao Tzu can't wait now, you lick it clean for me right away, especially here!"

The big fat man angrily pointed to the wet crotch, pushed open the bathroom door, and forcibly dragged the little beauty into the bathroom.

"Bastard, don't touch me, take your stinky hands!"

In the bathroom, the little beauty shouted in disgust.

"You little girl is quite good at screaming, scream, the louder you scream, the more excited Lao Tzu is!"

The big fat man said evilly, quickly unbuckled his trouser belt, and he was about to close the bathroom door when a big hand stopped in front of him.

"I'm in a hurry to pee, don't occupy the thatched building and don't, you have to go out and do it!"

Yang Yi said with a cold face.

The big fat man glanced at the thin Yang Yi, and glared angrily: "Go pee elsewhere, don't delay Lao Tzu to do business!"

"I don't have any skills but I like to show it in front of people, it seems that you are an idiot in the mouth of my beautiful sister!"

Yang Yi looked at the big fat man and showed a harmless smile from humans and animals.

"Idiot, your whole family is an idiot, I'll kill you!"

The big fat man was enraged by Yang Yi, let go of the little beauty, picked up his fist and smashed it at Yang Yi.

As a result, Yang Yi moved faster than him, and a slap was on his fat face.

With a whoosh, the big fat man flew out through the narrow window of the train's bathroom.

On the big fat man's head, there was a gray progress bar that flashed away, and the number representing luck went straight to zero.

After doing all this, Yang Yi touched the jade pendant on his neck, and the luck value in it only rose slightly, and he was suddenly a little disappointed: "Hey, it seems that you are not as good as an idiot!"

Yang Yi is not very happy, this jade pendant was given to him by a beautiful sister, and there is a progress bar about the luck value in the jade pendant, and when the progress bar is full, you can open the space in the jade pendant.

And the method of the ninth needle of Fuxi's nine needles is recorded in the space.

Unbeknownst to him, just when Yang Yi was disappointed, the little beauty Xu Beibei on the side was stunned.

Yang Yi is so thin, how did he fan the big fat man flying?

Moreover, with such a small window, how did the big fat man manage to fly out of the window?

Xu Beibei blinked his big eyes and exclaimed: "Wow, you are so powerful, are you the master of my sister going down the mountain?"

Yang Yi was quite surprised: "How do you know that I came down from the mountain?"

"Because my sister and I are looking for you, my grandfather is seriously ill and needs you to see my grandfather!"

"Come with me, my sister is still looking for you everywhere!"

Xu Beibei excitedly took Yang Yi's hand.

"It's okay to go with you, but I'll have to pee first. ”

"This thatched building is not the same as the thatched building on the mountain, how does this thing work?"

Yang Yi looked at the toilet in the bathroom and didn't know where to start.

"Wow, you can't even use the toilet, it looks like you've really come down from the mountains. ”

Xu Beibei is even more convinced that Yang Yi is the master she and her sister are looking for.

"Don't talk so much nonsense, I can't hold it anymore, you show me how to pee!"

Yang Yi stomped his feet.

"Huh, do I have to show you how to pee? Do I have to take off my pants?"

Xu Beibei was a little embarrassed, she lifted the toilet lid and hesitated to lift her skirt and sit down.

"No, it's embarrassing, you close the bathroom door. ”

Xu Beibei saw that there were always people passing by, and it was okay for Yang Yi to watch it alone, but she suffered too much if too many people saw it.

"What are you doing with your pants off, I don't have to sit down to pee!"

"Okay, I can see how to use it, you go out quickly, I can't hold it back!"

Yang Yi said anxiously, and immediately pushed Xu Beibei out of the bathroom.

He unbuttoned his pants and finally let the pee out.

Hey, the women in the city are so troublesome, they have to sit and pee.

Beautiful sisters are all squatting!

At the door of the bathroom, Xu Beibei waited for several minutes before the sound of water inside ended.

"Brother Fried Tian, you are too good, you can soak urine for so long, you have blown it up!"

Xu Beibei exclaimed.

"What the hell is Brother Fried Heaven? My name is Yang Yi!"

Yang Yi rolled his eyes and said.

"Because you are carving the sky, so I will call you Brother Bombing the sky, how domineering this name is, it sounds rattling!"

Xu Beibei described excitedly, picked up Yang Yi and walked to the front carriage.

"Sister Yaoyao, I found the master you are looking for, it is him, carving Brother Tian!"

Xu Beibei couldn't wait to show Yang Yi to her sister Chen Shuyao.

Chen Shuyao looks one or two years older than Xu Beibei, fair-skinned and beautiful, with the temperament of a rich girl.

She and Xu Beibei wore floral skirts, but Chen Shuyao's skirt was matched with a pair of black stockings with English letters, which was a little sexier than Xu Beibei.

There was also a tall and handsome man beside Chen Shuyao, the man was dressed in a black windbreaker, his hair was neat and neat, and he was full of confidence.

"Beibei, you have been deceived, Brother Ye Feng is the person we are looking for!"

"His master is a ghost valley miracle doctor, he is better than the blue, and his master's medical skills are even more powerful!"

"When I found him, many rich people would rather scatter their wealth than treat him as a guest, you don't know how crazy those rich people were!"

Chen Shuyao couldn't describe Ye Feng's horror, that is, the big stars she chased before, or the richest man in the city, were not as strong as Ye Feng's aura.

"Little beauty Beibei, isn't your sister also an idiot?"

Yang Yi looked at Chen Shuyao, who looked like a nymphomaniac, and said in his heart that this big beauty looks very beautiful, but she doesn't seem to have any brains!

Chen Shuyao was stunned, glaring at Yang Yi resentfully, and her small chest rose and fell for a while.

As the little princess of the Chen family, she has always been the existence of the stars holding the moon.

Yang Yi dared to say that she was an idiot?