Chapter Twenty-Three: The Frog Is the Greatest

"Emma, there are so many people, more than 130,000, not 13,000. Su Yu's exclamation came, causing everyone to laugh.

Su Yu is a native of Northeast China, but he rarely speaks with a Northeast accent, and once he speaks Northeast dialect, he will make non-Northeast people find it very interesting.

The video was opened, and the three brothers and sisters immediately appeared in the audience's sight, the man was still handsome, and the woman was delicate and cute.

The three siblings look no different from usual, and it seems that this is not Xiao Qiao's farewell live broadcast.

"Nannujiao V587. ”

"Brother is mighty!"

"Long live Little Joe!"

“……”

Even if there is a time limit for speaking, the subtitles still scroll through the text.

My brother dressed up more formally tonight, not as casual as usual.

Da Qiao is the same, wearing a set of school uniforms, with clear eyebrows and beautiful eyes, very pure and lovely.

Xiao Qiao was wearing a white princess dress with pigtails, sitting on a stool obediently, holding a doll, very quiet.

"Haha, everyone is very enthusiastic, the subtitles are scrolling so fast, I can't even read them. Su Yu still smiled heartlessly, but he was obviously stunned by the information on the display screen, so he simply stopped watching it and introduced tonight's program: "Nian Nujiao's program is relatively fixed, but the order changes from time to time, tonight I will tell a few jokes first, appetizing, and then Da Qiao sings two old songs, and then Da Qiao sings two old songs, and then there is Xiao Qiao's chorus." ”

"Brother, don't you sing?"

Listening to the program arrangement in the first half of the live broadcast, a bunch of viewers couldn't help but ask, now everyone also wants to hear him sing.

He didn't sing before, and he didn't hear it, but since he made an exception and started a start, no one would want to sing anymore.

"Don't worry, like Da Qiao, I like to sing very much, and I will continue to sing. Hehe, let me tell you one thing, I went to the studio yesterday to record a song and recorded a new song, but I haven't put it on the Internet yet, just to let everyone listen to it first. Su Yu looked at the subtitles and smiled proudly.

"Brother is the best!"

"My brother is so good, touching. ”

"Woo, my brother is too good to us, do you need to clean the toilet at home?"

"Brother, is there still a lack of guards at home?"

"I'm going to apply for a babysitter!"

“……”

The fans chatted again, kneeling and begging to accept the little brother.

Su Yu naturally ignored it and prepared an appetizer for everyone, telling the story of Xiao Ming and the female teacher.

[It's a little hot in the classroom, so the teacher takes off his coat while lecturing, and when the teacher is halfway through, Xiao Ming in the back row suddenly shouts: "Take off! Uncle has money!"

The teacher was furious and shouted, "Get out." ”】

……

A few jokes between Xiao Ming and the female teacher made the audience so happy that they completely forgot that tonight was the heaviness brought by Xiao Qiao's farewell to the live broadcast.

Childlike was also amused by Su Yu's jokes, but happiness is short-lived, reality is cruel, and when she returns to reality, she is like sitting on a needle carpet.

Especially after Da Qiao sang "Catching Loaches" and "Childhood", the childlike heart was stunned, is this the real strength of Nian Nujiao?

Even if she doesn't know much about music, she can see that these two songs are not pop songs, but they have a taste like fast food, and they will be more popular than pop songs.

"Can you still sing?" Xiao Yu finished singing two songs in a row, Su Yu handed over the water cup and asked with a smile.

Xiao Yu nodded as he drank water.

"Gege, is it Xiaoxiao's turn to sing with her sister?" Xiaoxiao was eager to try, she couldn't speak clearly, but she felt very new about singing, she started learning last night, and her enthusiasm has not diminished until now.

Su Yu smiled: "Is it good for Xiaoxiao to dance first, I fell asleep before I danced the first two times." ”

When she heard about dancing, Xiaoxiao was even happier, and she was much more enthusiastic about dancing than about singing.

For children of three or four years old, dancing is not much to see, and most young people like to watch rhythmic and dynamic dances, such as pop dance, street dance and the like.

Su Yu only gave Xiaoxiao more than a minute to dance, but the fans were very face-saving, all kinds of props were thrown, and some people even became popular.

"Thank you, Xiaoxiao has worked hard, she is my pride. After Su Yu helped Xiaoxiao sit down, he bowed slightly to everyone, and then said with a smile: "There are three new songs tonight, all of them are very positive songs, and they won't make everyone feel sad, I'm sure." ”

"Let Xiaoxiao rest for a while, and I'll continue to tell two Xiao Ming jokes. "Su Yu is very considerate of the two sisters, Xiao Yu and Xiao Xiao.

[The teacher complained that wearing stockings always fell off.]

Xiao Ming couldn't hold back: "Stockings are easy to get off the silk mainly due to excessive tension, resulting in plastic deformation, in layman's terms: it is thick legs!"

Teacher: "Get out of ......"]

[Xiao Ming: "Teacher, let me ask a question. ”

Teacher: "Get out!"

Xiao Ming: "I'm really asking a question! You can see clearly, it's a math problem." ”

Teacher: "Get out!"

Xiao Ming: "Today's female teachers really don't have professional ethics. ”

Xiao Ming walked out of the women's toilet after speaking. 】

After the two Xiao Ming jokes were finished, five minutes had passed, and Su Yu looked at Xiao Yu and Xiao Xiao: "I also like this next song, it shows my envy of Xiao Yu and Xiao Xiao now, because this song is lively and cute, full of childlike fun." Everyone also knows that the older we get, the more lonely we become, because we lack childlike fun, step out of the fairy tale world, and face reality...... Without further ado, the singing voice expresses everything I want to say better. ”

"The sunset shines on the twilight peak, thousands of miles of rivers and mountains are the same, and people are dying. Finally waited for Xiao Qiao to sing, whoop~"

"When I was a child, I thought I could save the whole world when I grew up, but when I grew up, I realized that the whole world couldn't save me. Little Joe is finally going to sing. ”

"I despise some people pretending to be forced, don't think that I won't pretend to be serious and literary: the world is so big, I want to go and see, no matter the end of the world, no matter the cape, I take you, you take the money. Be sure to bring money with you. ”

"Earthlings can't stop you anymore. Be quiet and listen to songs. ”

“……”

The wisdom of fans is infinite, and Su Yu saw everyone's information and lamented his insignificance and ignorance.

"Xiaoxiao, pay attention to sing along with my sister, look at my brother's mouth. Su Yu surrounded the three brothers and sisters.

"Well, look at Gege and my sister's mouths. In the future, it will be in vain with everyone, Xiaoxiao will sing well, frogs are the greatest. Xiaoxiao said seriously.

Suddenly, a cheerful accompaniment sounded.

[We are all little frogs croaking and croaking

Like a happy life

I love to tell jokes

We're all little frogs

Sing happily every day

Ambitious in my heart

Don't be a sloth frog

Don't be a frog at the bottom of a well

Learn your skills to catch pests

……】

Everyone pricked up their ears, the front paragraph is Xiao Yu and Xiaoxiao singing, but everyone can vaguely hear Xiaoxiao's immature and somewhat slurred voice, full of love in their hearts, so cute little Lori.

[I met my little swan one day

Don't laugh at me for being a toad

A frog can become a prince too

Come and dance with him, just like that]

This is Xiaoxiao's solo, her immature and indistinct singing voice was completely exposed in front of everyone, and everyone was immediately cute, and they couldn't wait to pinch her little face and kiss her.

is worthy of being a children's song, this "Frog is the Greatest" is completely written for children of a few years old, and the female fans were so moved that they almost burst into tears, and their brother is so loving.

Of the four songs written, three were written for Xiao Yu and Xiao Xiao.

Witty, vivid, positive, optimistic, and innocent, it is the theme of this song, and there is no trace of sadness at all.

Su Yu didn't care about the live broadcast at all, she was face to face with Xiaoxiao, holding her fists, and singing with her, but it was just lip-syncing, which played a leading role.

Delicate people have all kinds of tastes in their hearts, Su Yu is very devoted, and Xiao Yu is also next to cheer Xiaoxiao for solo singing, they are all trying to make Xiaoxiao have a perfect start and end.