Chapter 208: I Want You Tonight
"Oriental Moon?"
Zhou Yang looked at Bai Ziyang and smiled.
"That's right, it's Miss Dongfang Mingyue. Bai Ziyang said proudly.
"What are you proud of when she is so good at Chinese studies, she is even more like your mother. Zhou Yang shook his head and said.
"What are you talking about!"
A cold voice came from outside the door, and I saw Dongfang Mingyue standing quietly in a blue and white cheongsam, with a hint of anger on his face.
"Sister Dongfang, you are finally here, this kid was said by the principal to be a master of Chinese studies, but he has never even praised you so much. Bai Ziyang looked at Dongfang Mingyue and said.
Dongfang Mingyue frowned, "My grandfather?"
"Yes, Sister Dongfang, just look at Weibo. Bai Ziyang said and walked in front of Dongfang Mingyue with his mobile phone.
"I don't know why my grandfather said that, but I know that you don't know how to study Chinese because you look like you. Dongfang Mingyue walked to the back row after speaking.
"I don't know how to study Chinese ......"
Zhou Yang smiled disdainfully, he admitted that he was a scumbag, but he was forced to read all the books of Guoxue by the old man when he was a child, I don't know how many times.
"Zhou Yang, are you not convinced?" Bai Ziyang sneered.
"I think it's better to let Miss Dongfang teach today's class, and let him teach this scumbag what Chinese culture is. Su Yuming cooperated with Bai Ziyang.
"That's right, I also agree, Sister Dongfang educates him, our refresher class can't tolerate such a small role here. Gu Weitang also said.
Dongfang Mingyue frowned, then looked at Zhou Yang, and said with a faint smile: "Okay, I'll come to a Chinese culture class." ”
After speaking, Dongfang Mingyue walked to the podium.
"I first recommend the Tao Te Ching in Chinese culture, because it contains the ...... of the Great Dao"
Zhou Yang pursed his lips, someone actually talked about the Tao Te Ching in front of him, but thinking that the other party was a girl, he didn't bother to dismantle the stage, and immediately lay on the table while looking at Lin Xiaotong beside him.
"Zhou Yang, as a class teacher, you don't pay attention to the class. Lin Xiaotong pinched Zhou Yang's leg and said.
"You said that I am the head teacher, what class do I still take, I am here to supervise you. ”
Zhou Yang patted Lin Xiaotong's long legs as he spoke, "You seem to have gained weight recently." ”
"Fat?" Lin Xiaotong looked at himself suspiciously, "No, I don't feel like it." ”
"I can't feel fat. Zhou Yang shook his head and said.
"I'm really fat......"
Lin Xiaotong seemed to be a little anxious, and shook his thigh, "It seems to be really thicker, it's over, I must have eaten too much in the past few days." ”
"Actually, it's good to have a little meat, you see, just enough to grasp it. Zhou Yang said while playing.
"Really, don't you guys like slim ones?" Lin Xiaotong wondered, not paying attention at all, Zhou Yang actually just wanted to feel the long legs.
"Who said I like slim ones, you see that the skinny one above must be full of bones to the touch like lightning, how good are you......"
Zhou Yang watched and moved while talking, Lin Xiaotong looked at the hand on his leg that kept moving up, and finally reacted, "If you don't take your hand away, I'll stab you to death." ”
"I saw your zipper open, and I want to help you pull it up. Zhou Yang said with a smile.
"Really?"
Lin Xiaotong immediately looked down, only to find that he was wearing a skirt at all.
"You two, what are you doing down there?"
Only at this moment, Dongfang Mingyue, who was above, frowned and looked at Zhou Yang and Lin Xiaotong.
"I didn't ...... Didn't do anything. Lin Xiaotong said with a crimson face.
"What about you, what are you doing?" Dongfang Mingyue threw out a piece of chalk and smashed it at Zhou Yang who was lying on the table.
Zhou Yang stretched out his fingers and grabbed the chalk, and looked up at Dongfang Mingyue, "Dongfang Lightning, you can go to class well, what kind of chalk head does the student lose." ”
Dongfang Mingyue frowned, but she didn't figure out how she became Dongfang Lightning.
"Zhou Yang, if you don't want to listen, go out, don't affect the people around you. Su Yuming said coldly.
"This classmate, as a class teacher, do I still need to listen to the students' lectures, I am here to supervise you to study hard. Zhou Yang said with a smile.
"Don't you need it, do you mean your title of master of Chinese culture or is it true?" Dongfang Mingyue stared at Zhou Yang and said.
"I don't dare to be a master, but no one can teach my brother's Chinese culture, hey...... It's lonely. Zhou Yang shook his head and said.
"Okay, in that case, I'll ask you a few questions, if you can answer it, I'll recognize your title of master, if not, I'll ...... it."
"If you can't get out, you will automatically withdraw from the runoff of the top ten youths. Su Yuming got up and said, this is what he was waiting for.
"It turns out that you provoked the relationship between me and Lightning in order to make me withdraw from the runoff of the top ten youths, in fact, I am really not interested in the top ten youths, but for the sake of pole dancing and coquettishness, I can only reluctantly be a one. Zhou Yang shook his head and said.
Zhou Yang's words made everyone say in a fog, for pole dancing and coquettishness, what the hell?
Only Lin Xiaotong turned his head to look out the window, secretly wondering how boring Zhou Yang was, and it was really for her and Murong Chuxue to participate in the top ten youth finals......
"I don't care what you're for, just say you dare or not. Bai Ziyang said.
"It's okay for me to lose and withdraw from the top ten youth runoffs, but what if I can answer?" Zhou Yang asked with a smile.
"Answer what's up, you can do whatever you want. Dongfang Mingyue said confidently.
"Okay, if I can answer that, then I'll ask you to ...... tonight"
Swish!
Everyone looked back at Zhou Yang in unison, looking frightened.
I'm going to have you !! tonight
"What are you talking about?" Dongfang Mingyue's eyes were cold and terrifying.
"How about you want you to date me?" Zhou Yang said with a smile.
Call......
Everyone breathed a sigh of relief, it turned out that it was just a date.
Wait, dating, Bai Ziyang suddenly smiled, and now he suddenly had some hope that Zhou Yang would win, because if Zhou Yang and Dongfang Mingyue really dated, then Zhou Yang would not be far from death.
Dongfang Mingyue's one is someone he doesn't even dare to mess with.
"Okay, I promise you, the first question: if Dacheng is missing, it is not harmful. If the big profit is rushing, its use is endless, what does it mean?" Dongfang Mingyue looked at Zhou Yang and said.
Zhou Yang took out a cigarette and lit it, "Chapter 45 of the Tao Te Ching, this is Lao Tzu's dialectical thought, just like you, it looks perfect, but it also has flaws. ”
"What flaws do I have?" Dongfang Mingyue said dishappily. ,
"The metaphor is that your waist looks thin, but because you are too thin and the buttocks are not plump enough, the small waist is not very hot, in the metaphor ......"
"Shut up, you've got the first question right. ”
Dongfang Mingyue glared at Zhou Yang, anger rose in his heart, this was the first time since he was born that someone said that her figure was not perfect, and she said it so vulgarly.
"The second question, the way of heaven is more than enough to make up for the shortcomings, what is the next sentence?"
"The way of man, otherwise, the loss is not enough to give more than enough. Who can have more than enough to serve the world?" Zhou Yang leaned back in his chair and said with a smile.
"For the beneficial, the Shang is generous, the merit is rewarded, the five hard work and the high lord, the duty keeper is slack and the official...... Where does that come from?"
"Huainanzi. Zhou Yang said it directly without even thinking about it.
Everyone was a little puzzled, they had never heard of this sentence, Zhou Yang could still answer it, and they all looked at Dongfang Mingyue for a while.
Dongfang Mingyue nodded, his face was a little unnatural, he suddenly jumped from the "Tao Te Ching" to "Huainanzi" just to stump Zhou Yang, but Zhou Yang actually replied in one bite.
"Therefore, the world is established, the world is enlightened, and those who harm the world are closed ......"
"You don't have to memorize it, it's from Guiguzi Liutaoshun!" Zhou Yang said with a smile.
"How can it be ......" Dongfang Mingyue is not calm, whether it is Huainanzi or Guiguzi Liutao, they are all very partial books of Chinese culture, this Zhou Yang actually knows everything, and he still looks familiar.
"Do you want to continue?"
"Of course, I want to continue, I ask you: Picking Wei and picking Wei, Wei also stops, says that it returns, and the years do not stop......"
"The small elegant chapter in the Book of Poetry is named Caiwei. ”
Dongfang Mingyue was stunned, her eyes began to appear anxious, and she paced back and forth on the podium, and even sweat began to appear on her forehead.
And Bai Ziyang below was even more anxious.
"I'm here to test your poetry, in the clouds, when will Feng Tang be sent, who wrote what is the name?"
"Su Shi, Jiangchengzi Mizhou is hunting!" Zhou Yang spat out a flue.
"I don't believe how good you are. Su Yuming also got up and thought about it: "Kill one person in ten steps, don't stay for thousands of miles, brush off your clothes and go to ...... with your name and fame."
"Li Bai, chivalrous!"
"Also, I'm going to test you ...... too"
For a while, Bai Ziyang and the others took turns to fight, although they didn't know much, but they also knew some more or less, but Zhou Yang answered all of them after taking dozens of exams in a row.
"Cao, is this guy Baidu Encyclopedia!"
Several young masters were completely confused.
Zhou Yang smiled faintly, threw the cigarette butt, and looked at Dongfang Mingyue: "If you test me, I will test you, may I ask: Erba's body is like a crisp, and the sword on her waist slashes the fool." Although I don't see anyone's head falling, I secretly teach the monarch to have dry bone marrow. Where did this poem come from?"