"Who are you?"

The woman's voice asked coldly, like the metallic chorus of a machine, without the slightest emotion.

"I'm Yang Fan. ”

Yang Fan struggled to pull out a smile.

"I don't know. ”

As soon as the woman said these three words, seven or eight bodyguards as strong as a mountain rushed out from all directions, staring at Yang Fan with unkind faces.

"Forehead ......"

Just when Yang Fan was at a loss, Xiao Yuran, who had sent Bai Xiaoyue home, just rushed back.

When she saw Yang Fan surrounded by her own bodyguards, she was stunned for a moment, and then covered her mouth and smiled, "You all step down, Yang Fan is my friend." ”

"Yes. ”

The bodyguard glanced back at the woman lying on the chair, and after receiving a look of reply, he quickly returned to his hiding place.

Xiao Yuran quipped: "You guy, are you peeking at my sister?"

Yang Fan shook his head, "She's your sister?" ”

"Hehe, our Xiao family is full of beautiful women. ”

Xiao Yuran opened the iron door with a smile, walked up to the woman, and said, "Sister, this guy is a doctor I brought from Gaocheng, named Yang Fan, and my grandfather said that he could cure my grandfather's illness." ”

Then, she smiled at Yang Fan again: "Yang Fan, this is my sister, Xiao Jieyu." ”

"Hello. Yang Fan politely stretched out a hand, but he didn't expect Xiao Jieyu to just bow slightly, so she picked up the book in her hand again and looked at it seriously.

"Yang Fan, my sister's personality has been like this since she was a child, don't mind, go, I'll take you into the house first, after a day's journey, you are also tired, and we will go to grandpa's sanatorium tomorrow." ”

In order to alleviate Yang Fan's embarrassment, Xiao Yuran directly led Yang Fan into the house.

"Your sister is sick, you know?"

Yang Fan walked and looked back at Xiao Jieyu, who was lazily lying on a chair reading a book.

"Why do you say you're sick when you see someone?"

Xiao Yuran rolled her eyes angrily, "My sister is in good health." ”

Yang Fan smiled bitterly: "What I said is true, she is indeed in good health, but she has heart disease." ”

Xiao Yuran saw that he looked serious, not as if he was lying, and asked with some conviction, "What is wrong with her?"

"This ......" Yang Fan thought for a while and sighed: "Since she herself doesn't want to mention it, why should I talk more." But don't worry, my sister's illness will be cured of her. ”

When Yang Fan walked into the splendid hall, he was stunned again for the furnishings inside, I have to say that this Xiao family is really rich, and the furniture in this hall alone will cost millions.

There are also those precious literati calligraphy and paintings, as well as literary toys and antiques, which together cannot be taken without tens of millions.

Yang Fan now has an urge to be a robber: if he can snatch any of the calligraphy and paintings on the wall, it will be enough for him to enjoy it for the rest of his life.

"Yo, where did this hillbilly come from? Look at this person who has never seen the world, tsk, I said, sister, what are you going to do when you bring a beggar back from the street? Our house is neither a nursing home nor a rescue society, so hurry up and get him out. ”

A white-faced boy with an orchid finger walked down from the second floor and said in a strange manner.

Xiao Yuran said angrily: "Xiao Li, if you dare to insult my friend again, believe it or not, I will directly let the bodyguards throw you out?"

"Yo Yo Yo, Sister Yuran, why are you so angry, beware of bad health. You're a big star, if you fall, so many fans across the country can't be sad to jump off the building?"

Xiao Li walked up to Yang Fan and snorted disdainfully: "Look at this kid, even if he wears dirt, why does he still smell of urine on his body?

"It's medicinal. The corners of Yang Fan's mouth hooked up a smile, "It's that you have a smell of urine." ”

"You're talking nonsense, old lady...... Lao Tzu, how can people who take a shower seven or eight times a day smell of urine on their bodies?"

Xiao Li is like a kitten with his tail stepped on, and his face is flushed in a hurry-although he is not a woman, but in terms of the whiteness of his face, there are really few people who can compare.

"Don't you believe it?" Yang Fan walked up to Xiao Li's side and muttered something in his ear.

"What are you talking about? Don't come near me, you stinky man. ”

Xiao Li was like a big girl who was being molested, clutching her chest and stepping back.

He didn't hear Yang Fan say anything at all.

Yang Fan seemed to be very impatient, and said loudly: "I said Xiaoli, you peed your pants." ”

"You are talking nonsense, how can I pee my pants?"

Although Xiao Li didn't believe it, when he saw Xiao Yuran's slightly surprised gaze, he couldn't help but be a little flustered, and when he looked down, he really peed his pants - his trousers as white as his face seemed to be splashed with water, and a large piece was wet.

"Haha, Xiao Li, I didn't expect you to be able to urinate, it's really funny. You can't get polio, do you?"

Xiao Yuran endured it for a long time, but still laughed out loud.

"Ahh

Xiao Li let out a scream like killing a pig, his eyes were scarlet, his eyes were staring at Yang Fan deadly, and he gritted his teeth and said, "What did you do to me?"

Yang Fan pointed to his pants, "Don't you think it would be better to change your pants first and then talk to me?"

Xiao Li screamed again, covered his crotch, and quickly ran towards the room on the second floor.

When Yang Fan turned around, he sighed to Xiao Yuran on the side: "In our countryside, no one will collapse, you city people really know how to play, this time I really have a long insight." ”

"Haha!" Xiao Yuran just stopped laughing, and when she heard this, she leaned forward and leaned back with laughter, and her tears were about to fall.

And Xiao Li, who was stepping on the stairs, heard this, stumbled under his feet, and he didn't fall to his death.

After Xiao Yuran laughed enough, he straightened up and asked Yang Fan, "How could he be so dignified, say, is it a ghost of you?"

After a short time together, Xiao Yuran knew that Yang Fan was a person who never suffered losses.

One second, Xiao Li was still mocking Yang Fan, and the next second, there was diabetes insipidus without warning.

If it wasn't Yang Fan's ghost, who would believe it?

Yang Fan spread his hands and said, "I just accidentally touched his bladder meridian." Who knows, he's going to have a straight urine insipidus?"

Yang Fan hates others insulting him with words, especially strangers like Xiao Li who have just met.

Therefore, Yang Fan deliberately walked to Xiao Li's side and secretly reached out and pressed Sanjiao Yu on his waist.

Sanjiao Yu is one of the commonly used acupoints of the foot sun bladder meridian, Sanjiao, Sanjiao and Yu.

The name of the acupoint means that the water and dampness of the three cokes are transmitted to the bladder meridian from the outside.

It is located under the spinous process of the 1st lumbar vertebra, 1.5 inches apart.

Yang Fan, who is well versed in the acupuncture points of the human body, touches Sanjiao Yu with a unique technique, which can easily make Xiao Li collapse on the spot.