Chapter 26: More Than Two Thousand I Ate (Seeking to Chase Books, Seeking Collections)

When Zhang Meifeng saw Yi Wubai here, she chose to ridicule as soon as possible.

Yi Wubai glanced at Zhang Meifeng and Zhu Dachang coldly, and said coldly, "It's better to keep your mouth tight, otherwise it's too late to regret anything bad!"

When Zhu Dachang heard this, he suddenly remembered Wang Feng and Li Xiangnan, who had been watered by himself with "holy water" yesterday, and suddenly shuddered, and hurriedly pulled Zhang Meifeng.

Today's Zhu Dachang has been holding Zhang Meifeng in order to apologize to Zhang Meifeng, and he dare not disobey Zhang Meifeng's intentions, Zhang Meifeng has been in a very inflated state all day today. At this time, Zhu Dachang pulled her, but she had no intention of leaving.

"Husband, what are you afraid of? I know this poor man best, at that time, in order to buy me a lipstick for 300 yuan, I had to go to KTV part-time for half a month, and now I guess it's just a pleasure to come here. Zhang Meifeng knows Yi Wubai's past best, so she has no taboos.

When the onlookers heard this, especially the salesman, their vigilance against Yi Wubai was immediately raised by a level, after all, this is a poor student who has to work part-time for 300 yuan!

"Besides, there are so many people here, how can he dare to beat us?" Zhang Meifeng continued to say arrogantly.

When Zhu Dachang heard this, he immediately felt that it made sense, Yi Wubai was so awesome that he dared to beat himself in the school toilet, could he still do it in front of everyone's eyes? In this way, he would have more reason to rectify him in a righteous and bright way.

Thinking of this, Zhu Dachang was also excited, and he slowly lost his timidity.

"I'm here, what's your business?Did I bring any money, what's your business?" Yi Wubai raised his eyebrows, a little displeased, he didn't expect to meet these two guys.

In this way, I am afraid that the matter of selling necklaces by myself will not go so smoothly.

"It has nothing to do with us, a poor man like you who doesn't have a penny comes in, who knows if you will steal something!"

"Maintaining social stability and reducing crime is the responsibility of every one of our citizens, so how can we say that it has nothing to do with us?"

Zhu Dachang's words were loud, like a representative of justice.

"Who told you I don't have a penny, what if I have money?" Yi Wubai smiled.

Zhu Dachang was stunned, he didn't know what Yi Wubai's economic situation was.

However, Zhang Meifeng, who was holding Zhu Dachang, knew.

Just when Zhang Meifeng dumped Yi Wubai a few days ago, Yi Wubai also said that he only had a few dozen yuan on him, and he could only buy clothes for Zhang Meifeng for another month of part-time work. Now that Yi Wubai said that he had money on him, Zhang Meifeng didn't believe it.

"You have money? Hehe! Why, do you advance a month's part-time salary to the KTV where you work? That's only seven or eight hundred! You don't think that seven or eight hundred can come to Shengye jewelry store to buy jewelry, right? You are poor!" Zhang Meifeng laughed as if she had heard some funny joke.

Hearing Zhang Meifeng say this, Zhu Dachang also understood Yi Wubai's economic situation, and immediately felt a lot more relieved, "You are poor, and you dare to pretend to blackmail me! You have money, you can take it out! You only need to take out more than 1,000 yuan, no, more than 2,000 yuan, Lao Tzu will eat the extra money on the spot!"

Zhu Dachang originally wanted to say a thousand, but then after thinking about it, a thousand yuan is not very safe, and finally changed his words to two thousand yuan. He felt that according to what Zhang Meifeng said, it was impossible for Yi Wubai to come up with two thousand yuan.

Seeing Zhu Dachang's sworn and somewhat worried look, Yi Wubai smiled.

"If it's more than two thousand yuan, will you eat it on the spot?" Yi Wubai looked at Zhu Dachang with a smile on his face, and put his hand into the small bag he was carrying.

Zhu Dachang's heart suddenly flashed a hint of badness, but he still stubbornly said, "What are you pretending to be poor!"

"Hehe, look, one!" Yi Wubai held the bag in his left hand, and gently took it out of the bag with his right hand, and a bright red old man came out.

Zhu Dachang's eyes narrowed, and he felt a little apprehensive. "Just one of them, and if you have more than two thousand, you will take them out. ”

Yi Wubai ignored him, reached into the bag again, and slowly took out one slowly, looking at Zhu Dachang upset. "Two!"

"Three!" "Four!" ...... "Eighteen!"

Yi Wubai took out a hundred-yuan bill from his small bag one by one, Zhu Dachang and Zhang Meifeng who saw it were extremely painful, and even the onlookers around him were anxious for him, and they couldn't wait to rush over and grab the bag in his hand to see how much money there was!

"Nineteen!" Yi Wubai took out one with a smile again.

Zhang Meifeng's eyes were full of disbelief, where did Yi Wubai ever have so much money?

Zhu Dachang is also in a cold sweat, Yi Wubai won't really take out twenty sheets!

"Ahh

Zhang Meifeng and Zhu Dachang were immediately overjoyed.

"Oh, here!" Yi Wubai slowly took out the hundred-yuan bill for Chapter 20!

Zhu Dachang and Zhang Meifeng were about to vomit blood in anger, and the salesmen on the side were also happy when they watched it.

Yi Wubai is so bad that he deliberately teases those two unlucky guys.

Zhu Dachang saw Yi Wubai take out two thousand yuan, and immediately yelled at Zhang Meifeng: "Didn't you say that even if he advances his salary, he can only take out seven or eight hundred?

Zhang Meifeng was also so angry that his chest was tight, and he didn't know why this guy didn't have any money two or three days ago, but now he suddenly has more than two thousand yuan.

Suddenly, Zhang Meifeng had a flash of inspiration and said happily to Zhu Dachang: "Husband, don't worry, the bet you made with this poor guy was that he took out more than 2,000 yuan, and you ate the part that exceeded 2,000." Isn't it?"

Zhu Dachang was a little confused, "That's right, but Yi Wubai is about to take out more than two thousand, and we are going to lose!"

Zhang Meifeng smiled mysteriously, "Husband, we didn't lose! Aren't we just eating money? That's paper! You see if you are distressed when you eat it, or if his money is distressed when it is eaten!"

Zhu Dachang's eyes lit up, yes! If he loses, he eats money, and he eats Yi Wubai's poor money, and he goes bankrupt if he eats himself!

Thinking of this, Zhu Dachang laughed and asked with a smile: "It's only two thousand now, can you be more than two thousand?"

Yi Wubai asked, "Then what you just said, eating the part that exceeds two thousand, does it still count?"

Anyway, eat your money, of course Lao Tzu is willing! Zhu Dachang was secretly proud in his heart, and said: "Lao Tzu is a manly man, he stands up to the heavens and the earth, and of course his words count! Besides, there are so many people watching here, whoever regrets it is a grandson!"

The crowd of onlookers next to them also became excited, they didn't expect these two people to stage such a good show.

Yi Wubai nodded, "Since you say so, then I'm relieved, I've already taken out two thousand just now, and if I take it again, it's more than two thousand, that is, the part you want to eat, right?"

Zhu Dachang couldn't wait, "Yes, yes, yes! If you have it, you'd better take it out together, so as to save me effort, don't pretend to be forced if you don't." ”

Zhu Dachang also deliberately used a radical method, that is, he wanted Yi Wubai to take out all his money and eat him several or even a dozen hundred-yuan bills. Thinking about Yi Wubai's ugly face at that time, Zhu Dachang felt that he couldn't get excited.

"Do you want to take it out together?" Yi Wubai asked, and when he saw Zhu Dachang and Zhang Meifeng's expectant and affirmative eyes, he raised his voice, "Then take it out together as you wish!"

Syllable!

So people's eyes were on Yi Wubai's hands, and Zhu Dachang and Zhang Meifeng even walked to Yi Wubai's side.

"This, what kind of ...... is this" The onlookers were a little confused.

"Haha, Yi Wubai, what do you mean by this?

"Ahh

That's right, what Yi Wubai took out at this time was not the more than 1,000 yuan he had left, but a boxy iron box.

The reason why Zhang Meifeng's face changed greatly was because she knew what Yi Wubai's iron box was for!

The iron box is Yi Wubai's piggy bank!

Inside the iron box, there are all Yi Wubai's coins!