Chapter 147: Film Crew
The two of them slipped all the way down the mountain, much faster than going up the mountain, and reached the bottom of the cliff at half past four in the afternoon.
Ah Yin pulled the skateboard out of her bag, stepped on it, and giggled, "Erpi, I'll go first!"
Li Junge was hurriedly adjusting the small pulley, and shouted: "Don't panic, don't panic, I haven't sat on this thing for more than ten years, let me adapt to it first!"
Ah Yin smiled: "Then I'll go to the front and wait for you!" After speaking, he jumped on the skateboard, and disappeared after a while.
"Hey, don't run......"
Finally getting used to the small pulley, Li Junge began to rush forward with all his might.
After a while, I saw a delicate figure in front of me, dancing the dragon on the mountain road, drawing zigzags for a while, drawing circles for a while, and occasionally dancing.
Seeing Li Junge beside him, A-Yin smiled and said, "Erpi, you are so slow, I've been waiting for you for a long time!" After speaking, he straightened the skateboard, and disappeared again after a cigarette.
Li Junge didn't even seize the opportunity to speak, looked at his back and shouted: "Don't run so fast! It's dangerous! Be careful......"
didn't get a response, only poured a mouthful of cool breeze, and Ayin estimated that he had already run away again.
"This damn girl!" Li Junge hated so much that he had to lie down as much as possible to reduce the wind resistance and rush forward.
Finally caught up again, Li Junge shouted first: "Don't skate so fast! Come with me! How can you get home before dark at this speed!"
Ayin came over with a small zigzag and accompanied Li Junge, and the two slid down side by side.
Ayin has a graceful posture, her hair is tied up in a loose hemp flower, and the hem of her shirt is tied into a knot, revealing a small piece of her white waist, like an elf walking through the mountains and forests.
Li Junge's appearance is a little ugly, his legs are spread out and he is sitting in the car, his body is still lying forward and he is short, and his posture is a bit like Shi Kang.
Li Junge didn't know it yet, so he laughed and said, "But I haven't played this for a while, and it's really exciting to put it down from the middle of the mountain!"
Ah Yin smiled mischievously, saw the opportunity, and swished past the front of Li Junge, changing from left to right.
Li Junge was so frightened that he shouted: "Don't make trouble! What should we do if this is going to collide together! I can't break the phase, I still have to be interviewed!"
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Needless to say, Ayin is a skateboarder, Li Junge has practiced stepping on the bamboo tube for a period of time, coupled with the transformation of Lingquan, the balance of his body is quite good, the two laughed all the way, and went down to the foot of the mountain without any danger.
It was time to brake, only to see Ayin pause, jumped up, and the skateboard also rolled and flew into the air. Ayin caught it in the air, then landed on the ground with both feet, ran forward a few steps and stopped.
Li Junge couldn't make it look good here, straightened up and increased the wind resistance to slow down, stepped on the horizontal bar in front of the footboard to continue to control the direction, put down his heels on the ground little by little, and the liberation shoes emitted a burst of scorching smell, but fortunately, the slide stopped not far away.
Li Junge jumped off the small pulley, stretched his waist, and said, "It's really exciting, it's just that the heels are too expensive in the end!"
Ayin laughed and said: "It's been a long time since I've had fun, Erpi, thank you for accompanying me all the way down!"
Li Junge picked the core of his head and said: "There is no car on this road now, and you are not allowed to play like this if you have a car in the future!"
Ah Yin rolled his eyes and said, "Just go down the mountain and teach people a lesson! Erpi, you said that in the future, we should take one day as Lijiagou's skateboarding day, okay? Closing this mountain road for one day to engage in skateboarding competitions, or wheeled sled races, will definitely be exciting!"
Li Junge said: "Are you a leading cadre who uses his power to pretend to be public and private? But it seems that you can really do it, then this section of the road has to be well publicized, when you dress beautifully and skateboard in front, let Erzhun shoot in the back, and put it on the Internet, it will definitely attract a bunch of fans!"
A slightly chubby middle-aged man with a microphone in his hand was there and said in a low and slow voice without emotion: "Why is the quagmire by the river suddenly muddy? What is the huge black shadow? Is there an ancient legend? Why did the villagers suddenly fall into a coma? Is it a collision with evil spirits, is it a Chinese law, or is there another reason?...... Tune in to this episode of Closer to Science β Shadows in the Quagmire. β
Ah Yin shuddered when he heard this, pulled Li Junge and said, "Erpi, is this a science and education film? Why do I think I'm making a horror movie?"
Li Junge was surprised: "You don't even know this show? This is their style! I'll tell you that it's okay to watch the scene, and you can watch it again when it is cut out, then it's called scared to death!"
Ayin said, "It's not so scary, is it?"
Li Junge said: "Actually, it's not terrible, but the problem is that they will deliberately exaggerate in the first half of the part, making things chattering and making your hair stand on end......"
looked at Ayin in disbelief, and said: "Hey, let me give you an example, let's take the matter of the head teacher's evening self-study, their copywriting is like this." β
After speaking, he imitated the tone of the middle-aged man just now: "Why does the noisy classroom suddenly smell the needle? Why do the obsessive networms suddenly drop their mobile phones? Why do the sleeping people suddenly wake up at the same time? Why did she let go of her classmates and pick up the pen and paper? Why did all kinds of mysteries suddenly arise? What shadows linger silently outside? Stay tuned to "Into Science"ββ"
After speaking, he suddenly leaned in front of Ayin's face: "A face above the back window!"
Ah Yin was not afraid, his right index finger drew a few drawings on the palm of his left hand, and then slapped Li Junge's forehead fiercely: "Ah Ding!"
Li Junge was slapped upside down, covering his head with both hands: "Ouch, Ayin, what are you doing! You are too heavy! There must be a red mark now!"
Ayin laughed: "This is the palm talisman passed down by grandma! It doesn't matter if you are a human or a ghost, let's settle it first!"
Li Junge was indignant: "You are still a party member! You don't talk about science!"
The two were arguing here, and the middle-aged man came over and said, "This is Comrade Li Junge, right?"
Li Junge hurriedly shook hands with him: "Ouch, Mr. Zhang, don't call it that! I'm your fan! I've watched every episode of your show in Yuzhou! I've missed eight episodes!"
Teacher Zhang, with wide-brimmed eyes and a casual suit, was polite, and asked with interest, "Huh, why haven't you watched it recently?"
Li Junge said: "Hey, isn't this a summer vacation? There are many babies at home, I'm afraid of scaring them!"
Teacher Zhang had a black line in his head, and Li Junge was still entangled: "What have you talked about in the last few issues? Tell me about it!"
Teacher Zhang said embarrassedly: "Well, it's nothing, it's just that there is a pair of old people who always turn on their own lights at night for some reason, and everyone says that their house is haunted, and the old couple is so scared that they fall ill." β
Li Junge said: "And then?"
Teacher Zhang picked the core of his head and said: "Later, we invited a lot of experts and scholars, but they couldn't explain this phenomenon. β
Ayin burst out laughing with a "poof".
Li Junge said excitedly: "The eighth phase, there must be more than this!"
Teacher Zhang said: "Recently, we are doing a biology series, and the last topic was about the tiger striped bird catcher spider, it is said that the poison of a bird catcher spider can kill a cow, and we found the village where the legendary dead cow was killed and filmed an issue. β
Ayin said, "What is the result?"
Teacher Zhang said: "The result was that the cow's tongue was bitten, and the cow could not eat and starved to death. β
Ayin squatted on the ground with laughter.
Teacher Zhang also let go, and said with a smile: "The third phase that is being sown now is more fun, and the white radish in a village is planted, and it actually becomes a carrot in the autumn." We convened experts from all over the country to brainstorm discussions. Water, fertilizer, ground type, air, weather, and even planting methods were investigated. filmed three episodes. The final conclusion is that the guy planted the wrong seed. β
Ayin was about to twitch: "Ouch...... Can't stand up...... I'm going to laugh to death......"
Li Junge dragged Ayin with both hands and pulled her up, and said, "Teacher Zhang, this is the village chief of our Lijiagou Village, Ayin, the laughter is too low, forgive me!"
Teacher Zhang was also angry, and said: "It's okay, Junge, I heard that you have an old soft-shelled turtle here that has become a fine, and then the villagers said that you won't see you if you don't come back, we are all filming tidbits, and we have been waiting for you!"
Li Junge said: "Teacher Zhang, you are too polite, just call me Piwa, how can the villagers say so mysteriously, it is a big Chinese turtle." β
After speaking, he looked at the sky and said, "It's almost dark this day, why don't you wait for the light to be good tomorrow?"
Teacher Zhang said, "Oh no! this light is just right, have you forgotten the style of the first half of our show?"
Li Junge patted his head and said, "Forget this stubble, you just want to shoot the mysterious and secretive yin, right?"
Teacher Zhang patted Li Junge on the shoulder: "Haha seconds understand! Aren't we helpless, science and education programs also have to talk about ratings!"
Li Junge said: "That's okay, then we'll go now, by the way, Mr. Zhang, can you hold on to this?
Teacher Zhang laughed and said: "You can rest assured about this! There is nothing in this world that we can't explain! Breaking superstition is the unshirkable responsibility of our channel!"
Li Junge said: "Then I'll go back and catch some crucian carp, the old group fish has a mouth, and our crucian carp likes to eat!"
When he came to the back of the ancestral hall with a lunch box of small crucian carp, the villagers were already surrounded by the villagers along the pond, and the back pressed the shoulders in front of them, and stood there to watch.
Li Junge went up and said: "Don't be like this, you guys can't shoot the film, so you all hide behind the camera!"
Liang Huili and Ayin were also busy greeting: "This film will be broadcast on TV when it is filmed, everyone will watch it then! Please cooperate with the work of the film crew! People come all the way from Beijing, don't let people laugh at the people in Lijiagou for not being polite!"
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