A verbal offensive written in one go

Ask: What are the characteristics of the zombie species?

1. Slow but numerous

2. After biting people, they will infect people into zombies

3. Die after a headshot

These are the three iron laws of zombie literature, no matter what movie or the cold rice fried by a certain, the iron laws must be followed. But I think I've forgotten something...... It made me realize that the reason for my problem was none other than the situation I was in.

"Old lady, slow down, don't be in a hurry, go slowly. You Li took an old woman by the hand and sent her home step by step.

followed by a large wave of ~ zombies, it's ridiculous that this group of zombies walked slower than an old lady on crutches, and there was no threat at all! Thinking of this, I can't wait to give myself a mouth, I knew that the worldview was designed to be rigorous at that time, so that there was no tension here.

And it's weird to be away from you, isn't it?,You're going to save the world.,You're going to send the old lady home.,What's that?Side quest?Why do you zombies have such a low desire to attack?Are you zombies?So is this terrifying?,Isn't this really a funny series like Gintama?

After completing the task of sending the grandmother home, a "ding-" sound popped out of everyone's heads at the same time.

[Escort Granny Quest Completed] rewards EXP+100 and gold +1

Hey, what is this? System flow?

I think that no matter what kind of system flow, rebirth flow, grandfather flow is to let the reader better bring into the character, in this case, either the author writes too badly and needs this kind of thing to increase the sense of substitution, or the reader is too bad to get the meaning of the author's words.

"Mr. Currency, what were you muttering just now, are you okay now?" asked Ah Qiu worriedly.

"Ah, nothing, nothing. I'm just complaining about how hard it is to write now. "I was a little overwhelmed.

After a brief discussion, everyone decided to bypass the zombie-ridden road and take some small paths that no one usually walks, such as ...... Move a ladder to the house. No zombie is smart enough to walk around on the rooftops, and the rows of houses are a great convenience for us to move - if Li Sanguang saw this scene, he would definitely be angry!

"By the way, what kind of novel does Mr. Money write?" Although the four of them walked such a journey, it was not easy but it was enough to choke, and when Youli and Meihong were moving ladders to pave the road, Ah Qiu chatted with me.

"Hmm...... To what mountain to sing what song. I'm just a fan fiction writer. "I know that Ah Qiu doesn't know much about online texts, so I didn't hide anything," generally people at the end of the line like to pretend to be forced to slap their faces, bitter and bitter, and people who watch Shuke like the two buses under the snow and senior sister, as for the flying furnace...... Just write fast – they don't need a brain to write. ”

My high opinion made Ah Qiu marvel again and again.

"Oh~ I don't understand, but it feels so powerful. ”

The admiration of the literary girl made me feel a little complacent.

"I'll also tell you, now this fandom, or the second ape literature or otaku - is the same thing anyway, and the development is getting more and more weird. The old people are all dead, and there are not a few books left of Lao Tzu when the earthquake at the end of the year. I took the draft again and uploaded it bit by bit before I got it back. I've been writing for three years and haven't heard of anyone like an editor, so I'm too much of a failure. Also, I always thought that "One Opinion" was the first in the world, and "The Furnace Man" was heretical, but unfortunately these two authors have broken off, and I can't see anyone's things now, you say I'm not angry. ”

I feel like the back has become a simple whining, and the free and sister red in front have shown impatient expressions many times, but only my family Ah Qiu has kept a smile and listened to me turn out the pile of garbage in my heart.

"You said that I am not a literary artist, and that writing novels is just a matter of music, but someone came to me and said that I was too naΓ―ve in writing. Isn't this on my head when I use the words of a great leader! And the most infuriating thing is that in order to show my generosity, I must also appear to be tolerant of all objections. Oops, that's infuriating. ”

In fact, I was taken out of this paragraph, a book was updated for three years, and it took me 500,000 words to write, look at people's small umbrellas, and I was called by the leader to drink at work every day, and the update speed was still faster than mine in the end. Well, sure enough, I'm still too late......

"Hey, don't you think you're talkative?" "Youli picked at the earwax, "I've listened to your nonsense all the way, can you be quiet." ”

When I came back to my senses, we had come out of the world and into the Lost Bamboo Forest.

Next is the option of the cheating father, how thick the nail in my head was to have such a pit idea at that time.

The first branch option

1. Get in

2. Don't go in

"Let's go inside. You Li said, and at the same time took the first step into the lost bamboo forest.

I grabbed the wanderer and found a rock to throw in. As I expected in my script, a rock smashed into a huge crater, and under the pit were sharpened bamboo spears. You Li swallowed a mouthful of saliva and covered his neck. I suspect he has a severe phobia of the tip of the umbrella, and I suspect he has watched "Another".

"Well, you're right. He nodded and patted me on the shoulder in thanks.

"I suggest going the other way. I pointed in the direction of Hakurei Shrine and said, "Maybe Reimu knows something about this anomaly." ”

To be honest, I don't know how to write it at this point, so I dragged out Reimu to forcibly explain. But I can't help it, I need to have a strong assistant to make the free can continue, and this is also to keep the story going. There is a very loose place in this setting.,That is, Reimu has the ability to fly.,Why did she have an accident in charge of the Great Enchantment.,Doesn't it mean that something happens to the entire Gensokyo?

You Li glanced at me after listening, and then he made a brief eye contact with Mei Hong, and after that, the four of us went to the Boli Shrine to learn the scriptures. This journey was full of my "songs" and "laughter".

"Am I too late, I wrote so many things and no one read them. said that it was for himself, and this excuse was to deceive himself, and I also wanted to be a big man. At first, I looked down on writers who were so attentive to readers, and I thought they were too powerful, and they could change the outline in their hands again and again for the sake of recommendations and subscriptions. It's funny that I'm now finding that I've become that kind of person β€” the kind of person I used to hate the most, what do you think I'm trying to do......"

"Please, can you say a few words? You haven't stopped talking nonsense for two hours. The previous wanderer finally made his first complaints.