Chapter 8 The Wishful Golden Retriever - Change!
Sou!
When Lu You's fingers clicked to receive the Ruyi Golden Retriever, he immediately felt the palm of his hand move, and a golden golden retriever appeared.
Lu You quickly held it tightly, raised his eyes and scanned the surroundings, and when he found that no one noticed him, the corners of his mouth hooked up with a sneer.
Originally, he was not going to use this Ruyi Golden Retriever, after all, the Ruyi Golden Retriever is too precious, and good steel should be used on the blade, on a group of snobbish people in front of him, it is simply blind.
However, seeing Wang Lijun's silent arrogant face, as well as the disgusting faces of Liu Xiaoxia's parents, and thinking of his father's anger, Lu You no longer hesitated.
"Dad, let's go!"
With thoughts turning in his heart, Lu You said to Lu Tianyou.
Lu Tianyou's already old face suddenly seemed to be ten years old, and his spine, which was already slightly rickety, bent again, and said with a smile: "Let's go, let's go home!"
As he spoke, he walked towards the door.
"It's good to go!"
Cui Yue'e was like an old hen protecting her chicks, clucking, her face full of pride, and Liu Wangcai's expression was almost the same.
Only Liu Xiaoxia's gaze at Lu You was extremely complicated, and with a hint of guilt, when Lu You stepped out of the threshold, she couldn't help but shout: "Lu You!"
Lu You stopped and looked back, his eyes were as calm as water, without the slightest annoyance of being dumped and played, and said lightly: "Is there anything else?"
Liu Xiaoxia was stunned, originally she thought that although Lu You didn't grit his teeth at her, he should also be angry and gloomy, but the calm at the moment was a little unexpected.
For some reason, looking at Lu You's calm demeanor, Liu Xiaoxia felt inexplicably uncomfortable, as if her beloved toy had been taken away by someone, and she was not taken seriously at all.
For no reason, the trace of guilt in Liu Xiaoxia's heart disappeared, and was replaced by a kind of complacency, reaching out and grabbing Wang Lijun's arm next to her, not caring at all about her delicate and delicate body, and said to Lu You.
"I believe that my choice today is not wrong, I will be happy, and thank you at the same time! If it weren't for you, I don't know how long Lijun would be able to confess to me. ”
"Well, then I wish you happiness!
Lu You grinned, his smile was full of sincerity, and he didn't hesitate at all anymore and strode out of the door.
As soon as he walked out, suddenly, a "hum" sound came into his ears.
Lu You followed the prestige and found that there was a pig nest on the side of the yard of Liu Xiaoxia's house, and at this moment, a sow seemed to be hungry, and was constantly pushing the circle mouth with her fat head and big ears.
"There it is!"
Lu You's heart moved, and he unfolded the palm of his hand, revealing a golden wishful golden retriever.
"Wishful Golden Retriever - Change!"
"Turn me into a boar, break into Liu Xiaoxia's house, and treat Wang Lijun as a sow......" Lu You murmured in his heart.
Shout!
His thoughts fell, and the wishful golden retriever in the palm of his hand flashed away.
If the Monkey King in the sky knew that the Ruyi Golden Retriever, which he had always been the most proud of, was actually used by Lu You like this, he would probably be angry......
In the courtyard, Uncle Wang and Lu Tianyou had gloomy faces, and their steps were like the wind.
Suddenly, just as they approached the gate of the courtyard, there was a loud bang, and the large iron gate that was originally closed in the courtyard was opened by a strong force, startling Uncle Wang and Lu Tianyou, who had just walked to the gate.
Subsequently, under the stunned gaze of Wang Bo and Lu Tianyou, a boar with a body shape of one meter and a weight of up to 400 catties had red eyes, upside down hair, gasping for breath in his nostrils, and his four hooves were like iron pillars, rumbling on the concrete floor, and breaking in.
"Damn, where did you get such a big boar?!"
Uncle Wang let out an exclamation, it was really that the red guy hanging under the boar's belly was too conspicuous!
However, what shocked Uncle Wang and Lu Tianyou was far more than that, I saw that after the boar broke in, the target actually rushed straight towards Liu Xiaoxia's house.
"This ...... What is this for? Who's got such a big boar out of the pen? How do you break into someone else's house?"
Lu Tianyou was also dumbfounded.
Only the corners of Lu You's mouth hooked a cold arc, and his footsteps stood still, ready to watch a good show.
Liu Xiaoxia's house, seeing Lu You and the three of them leaving in embarrassment, and then looking at the figure of her daughter and Wang Lijun snuggling intimately next to the sofa, Cui Yue'e and Liu Wangcai's smiling mouths couldn't close.
"Come on, good son-in-law, don't affect your good mood for some inconsequential little things, let's continue to drink!
Liu Wangcai picked up the wine bottle, already called Wang Lijun a 'son-in-law', said that he took the initiative to fill it for the other party, poured a glass himself, picked up the wine glass, and his mouth was cracked to the root of his ear.
Wang Lijun smiled slightly, but with a hint of arrogance in that smile, he casually picked up the wine glass on the coffee table, while the other hand quietly fell on Liu Xiaoxia's plump buttocks and pinched it gently.
Liu Xiaoxia snorted, her pretty face turned crimson, and gave Wang Lijun a big white eye, but that look didn't look like blame, but like flirtation.
Wang Lijun smiled, the wine glass just came to his mouth, and suddenly, his brows furrowed, and he said in surprise: "What sound?"
"What's the sound?" Liu Wangcai was puzzled.
Suddenly, at this moment, Cui Yue'e beside her let out a frightened scream, her eyes widened, and she stared at the door, as if she had seen something unbelievable.
At the same time, Liu Wangcai finally noticed the movement, and as soon as he turned around, his eyes were also round, and he couldn't help but scold: "My mother!"
I saw, for some time, at the door of their house, a huge boar with a strong body and upside-down hair was staring at them with a pair of blood-red eyes, gasping for breath in his nostrils, and staring at them with a snort.
As the boar breathed, a strong stench filled the room, and next to the sofa, Wang Lijun, who was just about to drink, was so frightened that he threw his wine glass on the ground.
As for Liu Xiaoxia, she was even more frightened, grabbing Wang Lijun's arm tightly with both hands, trembling, the boar in front of her was too threatening.
"Damn, where did you come from, you can't find death!"
Liu Wangcai was on fire, drank the wine in the cup in one gulp, grabbed the stool on the side and prepared to drive the boar out.
However, it seemed to be provoked by Liu Wangcai, and the boar who was originally standing at the door let out a dull thunderous roar in his throat, and then, four hooves like iron pillars stepped the ground, and suddenly burst out.
Bang!
Like a kite with a broken string, Liu Wangcai's body bore the brunt of the brunt, and he was directly hit by the boar that rushed in, and flew out upside down, falling on the floor in the distance, humming and chirping, with a painful look on his face.
As the saying goes, a wild boar that goes crazy dares to fight with a tiger, although the boar in front of him is not a wild boar, but it is actually more powerful than a wild boar, especially at this moment it is not crazy, but blue, and the result is self-evident.
"Master!"
Seeing Liu Wangcai being directly knocked to the ground by this boar of unknown origin, Cui Yue'e suddenly turned pale with fright, screamed, and ran to Liu Wangcai's position.
Suddenly, at this moment, Cui Yue'e heard a terrible scream in her ears, followed by a crackling sound, and in her busy schedule, she quickly turned around, and suddenly, she saw a scene that made her tremble.
I didn't know when, the crazy boar had already pounced on Wang Lijun, and the boar's huge physique, which was full of 400 catties, crushed Wang Lijun's 134 physique to death, and he fell on the sofa, unable to move.
"Xiaoxia!
Cui Yue'e screamed, waking up Liu Xiaoxia, who was already standing next to her in shock.
Suddenly, Liu Xiaoxia couldn't wait for her father and mother to have two more legs, so she crawled and ran out, leaving Wang Lijun, who was crushed by the blue boar on the sofa, alone.
Then, under the stunned gaze of Liu Xiaoxia's family, the blue-haired boar on the sofa made a humming sound from his mouth, and the ugly pig's mouth kept sniffing Wang Lijun with a strong fishy smell!
Wang Lijun's whole body was covered with muddy pig saliva, and his originally clean and tidy clothes were dirty.
"Xiaoxia, hurry, save me!"
Being pressed under the boar, Wang Lijun felt like he was being pressed by a mountain, especially what disgusted him was that this beast actually sniffed on himself with his mouth, and his fist fell on the boar, which was simply tickling and itchy, and it was useless at all.
"How...... How can I save it!"
Liu Xiaoxia was already so frightened at this moment that she was so frightened that her tears were about to fall.
"Fool, take the guy and get rid of this beast!"
Wang Lijun was about to be mad, and roared loudly, and his white face turned blue and purple.
But, the truth is as simple as he thinks!
Suddenly, the blue boar seemed to have done enough foreplay, and its huge body lifted slightly.
Wang Lijun suddenly felt the pressure on his body drop sharply, and when he was about to take a breath, inadvertently, his eyes caught a glimpse of a long red guy under the pig's belly, and his originally bruised face suddenly changed again!
This time, his face changed even more, and even Wang Lijun's eyes shot a thick look of fear.
"Ah...... Not !!"
Wang Lijun screamed, but the boar was full of excitement, and under his belly, the red and glowing guy with a fishy smell poked at Wang Lijun's body with lightning.
In the summer, everyone wears a thin one, and Wang Lijun is no exception, wearing a short-sleeved shirt and a pair of seven-and-a-half pants, and it is the kind of silk, so when something from a boar pokes his body, it is no different from a close-fitting collision.
A feeling of pain came from the belly, as if he had been poked with a stick, Wang Lijun's face completely turned blue-black, in fact, at this moment, the pain is secondary, the most important thing is that the humiliation from the soul can almost make people dizzy.
Wang Lijun used all his strength to eat milk, and finally, like a life-saving straw, grabbed one end of the sofa with both hands, turned his body hard, and used his hands and feet together, trying to climb out of the boar's 'embrace'.
But what Wang Lijun didn't expect was that he not only did not save himself, but directly brought an unforgettable imprint to his life.
Because, because of his flipping body, he was so dead that his ass was aimed at the boar's steely baby, and the blue boar was like a piledriver, constantly shaking his buttocks.
Once, twice, three times......
It can be seen with the naked eye that Wang Lijun's buttocks were soon stained with some kind of liquid from the boar, and it became wet and extremely disgusting.
The boar continued to drive piles at a rate of hundreds of strokes per minute, and finally, by chance, the boar's baby entered a certain gap, and the blue boar suddenly hummed and screamed excitedly, aiming at the position, and entered again!
"Ah!!h
On the sofa, Wang Lijun, who had originally used his strength to eat milk, suddenly seemed to be struck by lightning, his body froze in an instant, his face was pale, and the next moment, a terrible scream sounded sharply.
Its voice is so poignant and screaming so miserable that it's simply creepy.
", who's a beast who dares to trespass into someone else's house in broad daylight, see if Lao Tzu doesn't kill you!"
At this time, there was an angry shout outside, and then three figures appeared at the door, and it was Lu Tianyou, Lu You, and Wang Bo who had just left.
All three of them had weapons in their hands, shovels, hoes, and burdens, and they looked ready to help!
It's just that when the three of them saw the scene in the room clearly, they were also dumbfounded.
"I'm grass, who is this, why did you fight with the boar, and it's still a back style?"