"You stupid narcissist!" stomped on the small mirror, Shao Lin came back and scolded.

"Lao Tzu told you to look in the mirror! Lao Tzu told you to wave! I will leave some marks on your face today. ”

As he spoke, Shao Lin took out a knife.

"Don't, don't...... Oh my god! it hurts!

Bai Ke suddenly snorted and shouted, making Shao Lin also confused.

"Oh! I think this leg is broken!"

"Okay, I'll make you a pair and break your leg. ”

"Don't, don't, you, you've probably heard of it......"

"Hahahaha!" Shao Lin laughed, "Have you deceived others, deceived me?"

The vast majority of people in the school believe in the fact that the white guest will do kung fu.

But the problem is that no one has ever seen Bai Ke in action.

So, there is still a small group of people who are skeptical.

even felt that the white customer was cheating and pretending.

Shao Lin is also one of this small group of people.

But when he saw that Bai Ke played the horizontal bars and parallel bars "clicking", and the size and block were not smaller than their peers.

Inevitably, some will be skeptical.

Seeing Bai Ke's coercive appearance now, he suddenly strengthened his previous guess.

"Hmph, you shit, I'll peel you off now!"

"Hehe, that's a bit of an exaggeration. ”

"Damn, you know you're still pretending to be a ghost. ”

"Well, it's not realistic to fight one against a hundred. It's still not a problem to hit ten. ”

"Hahahaha, shoot ten ants, right?"

Bai Ke was a little embarrassed: "This, you can see this......"

"But, why don't we try it?"

"Competition?"

Shao Lin was stunned for a moment, and then glanced at Bai Ke.

Bai Ke was dodging his gaze, and his expression was a little unnatural.

Shao Lin laughed: "You waste, you still want to bluff? Come on! Lao Tzu can beat you with his bare hands, and your mother doesn't know you!"

As he spoke, Shao Lin put away his knife and put on a posture.

Bai Ke sighed and pointed to his leg: "How can this be compared?"

"Don't pretend, you're going to break your leg, or is it like this?"

"It's a little hurt, it's a little painful. ”

"You deserve it, don't you know kung fu? You can still fight ten, what is this injury? ”

"Well, why don't we try it at school someday?"

"Yes, that's what you said!"

Shao Lin was overjoyed when he heard it.

Being able to expose Bai Ke's big lie in front of his classmates and kill his prestige fiercely, it's cool to death just thinking about it!

"Well, it's better to be after school, when the teacher and students are almost gone......"

"Haha, what you think is beautiful! Lao Tzu just wants the classmates to see how you, a clown who jumps off the beam, were pinched to death by Lao Tzu!"

"Don't, don't......"

"Regret it, don't you?"

"Alas......" the white guest sighed.

"It's too late! I'll tell you! I'll be out of school tomorrow, over there in the big bunker! If you don't agree, I'll break your leg now!"

"Don't, don't, okay, I promise. ”

Shao Lin pushed the car, smiled proudly, and pedaled the car away.

waited until his figure disappeared, and then Bai Ke stood up with a smile, patted the dust on his body, and then ripped off the rotten threads between the spokes of the car, and jumped into the car and walked away.

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Tang Ta crouched in the corner, always looking like a big boy.

He hung his head, and the long hair on his forehead almost obscured his eyes.

Looks depressed.

"What's wrong? brother?"

"What do you say?"

"Well, I don't want to get into trouble. ”

"Why are you in trouble? You like your Sun Yuan, I like my Yu Xiubo. ”

"I said, big brother, why don't you understand? If I could cut this body in half. ”

"Then, then one, three, five, two, four, six. ”

"I'll go, what about you playing hide and seek? Besides, your dog brain, can you take the place of Lao Tzu in class? ”

"Grass! If you say that, Lao Tzu won't come out tomorrow!"

"Oh!

"Okay! Then it will come out tomorrow, and Lao Tzu won't move, see what you do?"

"I'll ...... Then you will be embarrassed in front of Xiubo. ”

"If you are embarrassed, you will be ashamed! Anyway, you can't get it! If you hadn't interrupted me today, Lao Tzu would have put Yu Xiubo on the board. I'm grass, such a big pair, how cool it is to rub!"

"Shut up, you scoundrel! Dead pervert!"

"Grass! What are you pretending to be? Like you don't eat whole grains and don't? Are you still soft when you rub Mingxi?"

"Grass! You were there at that time. ”

"Mingxi, we still have a little in common. Anyway, your Sun Yuan...... Hmph!"

"What's wrong?"

"What's there to like, hair, no chest, what's there to like?"

"You want to care?"

"I think you're cheap! I've been played with schizophrenia all my life, and I don't have a long memory! I see you're hanging again in this life!"

"I'll go! You still think you're quite tasteful, don't you? What's wrong with that Yu Xiubo? With a water snake waist and baby face, he walked and swayed. ”

"You know a fart! That's called Tongyan Juru!"

"The academic performance is also a mess. If you hadn't gone through the back door, you wouldn't even be able to get into high school. ”

"Is it so easy to study? A woman is virtuous if she is not talented! Your Sun Yuan has studied well! But she has a big heart! If you say fly away, you will fly away. ”

"Hmph! Our Sun Yuan is single-minded. Unlike some people, they can talk to anyone, and they don't refuse to come......"

"I'm grass! There are also this kind of people, who have used up others and said bad things about people behind their backs! What a hypocrite!"

"Okay! Okay! I think you're the essence of the bar! I can promise you about Yu Xiubo. Try to find opportunities for you to get along. But you also have to promise me one condition. ”

"What conditions?"

"It's polite to be affectionate. ”

"What do you mean?"

"Just don't her until you graduate from high school. ”

"I'm grass, can't I suffocate people to death?"

"You still don't admit that you're a hooligan, you're a fucking breeding animal, and you want to be on it at every turn?"

"Big brother, do you understand feelings? If a girl is energetic, if you don't get on her in time, she may be tired of you. Haven't you seen "The Heart of the Sentry Girl"? How did that girl become a man? It's not because the boy she likes didn't get to her in time, and her youth has nowhere to put ......."

"I'll go, and I'll throw words. Then you should be eighteen years old, and you are not allowed to move people until you are eighteen years old. ”

"Haha, that's no problem, there's only half a year left anyway!"

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Early the next morning, while eating breakfast, Bai Ke yawned from time to time.

Qin Yongmei stared at him for a while.

"I didn't sleep well last night. ”

"It's okay. ”

"In the middle of the night, I was still talking in my sleep. ”

Bai Ke was surprised: "What did you say?"

"How can you hear it clearly? The gurgling is like chanting a scripture. ”

"Haha, but you won't listen to me anymore. ”

"Hmph! Who rarely hears it! I got up in the middle of the night and went up to the hut and ran into it. ”

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After school, when Bai Ke came to the big sand pit with a rope for skipping rope, there were already a bunch of people gathered here.

There were a dozen boys in the class, and a dozen boys from other classes in the same grade.

Shao Lin had already arrived first.

And three other dead friends stood by the bunker.

He was dressed in sportswear, small white shoes, and looked energetic.

A close friend whispered, "I'm grass, why does he still have a weapon?"

Another sworn friend said: "Could it be the legendary divine soldier of the rivers and lakes - the Flying Dragon Divine Whip?"

Shao Lin sneered: "Bullshit! Let him take it." ”

Bai Ke looked at the dozen or so boys in other classes and found that Zhao Huaiyu was also here.

This guy has loved gesturing since junior high school.

There have been a few times when he was a referee for him.

Although he is a little naughty and mischievous, he also loves Trine.

I played in junior high school for two and a half years, spent half a year reviewing my homework, and was easily admitted to high school.

In the previous life, he was a great benefactor of the white guest.

When Bai Ke had a nervous breakdown, it was his medical expenses.

Because at that time, he was already a well-known big boss in the county.

It's a pity that he died young before he could recover from Baike's illness.

"Boss Zhao!" Bai Ke took the initiative to greet him.

"I'll go! You're the boss!"

"Haha! I have to live a good life in this life! When I get well, I will write a book to you!"

"Okay...... I'm going, what do you mean? Lao Tzu can live a long life, okay?"

"Hahahaha!

Bai Ke handed the rope to Zhao Huaiyu.

"I'll go!

"Tie it tighter!

Zhao Huaiyu used the rope of the skipping rope that Bai Ke brought to tie one of Bai Ke's arms firmly to his body.

When Bai Ke walked to the sand pit, the onlookers were amazed.

"I'm grass! The white brigade is a miracle!"

"I told you a long time ago! The White Brigade is an outdoor master! Do you think it was blown out?"

"But what does this arm mean?"

"You're a layman, aren't you? It's called a one-armed fist!"

"Yes, yes, I remembered, the one-armed old man in Huo Yuanjia. ”

"Cheng Tianxiao!"

"I'm grass!"

The sworn friends around Shao Lin were also a little panicked.

"Boss, this guy looks really capable. ”

", but he's got a brain! You know what he means?"

"What do you mean?"

"When he was beaten by me, I took the opportunity to find a staircase for myself. ”

"This shitty day is really treacherous!"

"Uh-huh!" Shao Lin coughed vigorously, "I have a suggestion!"

Zhao Huaiyu waved his hand: "Say it." ”

"Since the White Brigade has one arm tied to me. If I beat him in this game, it will be a draw. ”

The onlookers looked at each other, a little confused.

"Then what if he defeats you?" Zhao Huaiyu asked.

"Then he's sure to win. I mean, if I beat him, I'll give him another chance and let him fight me with two hands. ”

"Good! personable, imposing!"

Shao Lin's friends shouted and applauded.

But no one responded, which was quite embarrassing.

I had to put my hand down again.

Zhao Huaiyu looked at Bai Ke: "Is it okay?"

"No problem. It's a pity I won't give him a chance. ”

"Hahahaha!

The onlookers laughed.

Shao Lin sneered and walked down the sand pit.

The white guest also moved his neck and walked down to the bunker.

"Stop fighting!"

Someone shouted and ran over.

It turned out to be Yu Xiubo.

Looking at it again, Sun Yuan also ran over not far from her.

Yu Xiubo arrived first and waved at Bai Ke: "Bai Ke, stop fighting! Squad leader, why do you want to fight?"

Shao Lin's close friend hurriedly stopped Yu Xiubo and prevented her from approaching the sand pit.

Bai Ke waved his hand: "It's okay, we're just playing." ”

Sun Yuan rolled her eyes at Yu Xiubo on the side: "Don't listen to those prodigal blind comparisons, just fight when you should fight! Do what you need! Come on!"

Yu Xiubo muttered in a low voice: "Hmph!

"Who are you scolding?" Sun Yuan widened, "The skin is tight, isn't it?

Saying that, Sun Yuan put on a posture, and he really had the style of a martial arts master.

The onlookers were excited.

"Okay! The man didn't fight, the woman came first!"

Others shook their heads helplessly.

"What a beautiful woman loves a hero!"

didn't wait for others to persuade him, Yu Xiubo stepped aside first.

As soon as Bai Ke compared with Shao Lin, Sun Yuan sang loudly on the side: "The Great Wall will never fall! The Yellow River is surging for thousands of miles! The rivers and mountains are beautiful, and the colorful peaks and mountains are stacked, asking me how my country is like being infected with ......."

I'll go! and bring my own BGM.

As soon as Bai Ke stretched out his arm, Shao Lin suddenly scooped up the sand and raised it towards Bai Ke's door.

The crowd of onlookers erupted in exclamation: "I'm a!"

"That doesn't seem like a foul, does it......"

Shao Lin finished raising the sand and was looking at Bai Ke proudly, but found that Bai Ke was gone.

was surprised, and was punched twice on the waist and under the armpits.

Shao Lin was so painful that he just wanted to bend over, but Bai Ke suddenly flashed in front of him again and punched him in the cheek.

As soon as he opened, Shao Lin was completely crushed by Bai Ke.

At first, everyone couldn't understand Bai Ke's strange way of playing.

But after looking at it for a while, it will be understood.

Bai Ke didn't want Shao Lin to fall.

Because according to the rules of the game, whoever falls loses, and the game is over.

And the white guest obviously didn't want the game to end early.

It took a while for Shao Lin's friends to understand, and they hurriedly shouted: "Stop fighting! Boss, admit defeat!"

Shao Lin wanted to be stiff at first, but soon found that he couldn't do anything but be beaten.

I can't stand it if I want to, I can't stand it.

If you want to throw in the towel, you have to raise a hand.

But he couldn't lift his hand at all.

Like a living dragon, Bai Ke flashed left and right in front of Shao Lin.

When you punch, you only need one or two points of strength.

Let Shao Lin suffer his flesh and skin, but not get hurt.

His strength was gradually exhausted.

"How's it going?"

Shao Lin shook his head.

"If you dare to be bad in the future, Lao Tzu will never spare you!"

"Don't dare. ”

Bai Ke flashed, and Shao Lin fell to the ground with a "plop".

Two of his best friends hurriedly came over and helped him out.

"Baike, you're so good!" Sun Yuan pounced excitedly.

Bai Ke hurriedly dodged: "It's not me ......"

Yu Xiubo also walked over with tears in his eyes: "Tell you not to fight ......"

"It's okay, don't you think I'm good?" said Bai Ke with a grin.

Sun Yuan was annoyed when she saw this situation, and grabbed Bai Ke's clothes: "What do you mean?

"It's him, it's not him......"

Sun Yuan raised her hand and slapped Bai Ke.

Yu Xiubo was anxious: "Why are you beating people?"

"What's the matter? You want to be beaten too?" Sun Yuan's eyes widened, as if he was vicious.

Yu Xiubo was so frightened that he hurriedly hid behind Bai Ke.

"Cut! not rare! dog man and woman!" said Sun Yuan, waving his hand in a dashing manner, and walked away with his head held high.

Bai Ke was in a trance, as if he had suddenly woken up, and hurriedly shouted: "Don't!"

But Sun Yuan has already gone far.

When I looked up again, I found that Shao Lin and his three best friends were back.

Bai Ke couldn't help but feel a little nervous, and hurriedly put on a posture: "What's the matter?

Bai Ke's movements were a little stiff and clumsy, just like the two of them in the bunker just now.

Shao Lin and his sworn friends couldn't help but be stunned.

But Shao Lin quickly laughed, and said to the dead friend next to him, "Did you see it?"

"Hahahaha, really. ”

Shao Lin patted Bai Ke on the shoulder: "Okay brother, don't pretend." ”

Bai Ke hurriedly stood up straight: "Hehe." ”

"I'll just say a word. Shao Lin's expression suddenly became serious.

"Say it. ”

"Be nice to Bobo. Shao Lin said, glanced at Yu Xiubo sadly, and turned to leave.

"This ......" Bai Ke was a little embarrassed and stood in place for a while.

Only then did I take a look at Yu Xiubo who was snuggled up beside him.

"Actually, he's nice to you. ”

"Hmph! You're not good to me!"

"Alas, it's him, not him......"

"Come to my house in the evening, and I'll give you big apples to eat." ”

While speaking, Yu Xiubo bumped Bai Ke's shoulder with a big apple.

The white guest was so frightened that he hurriedly dodged.

"Don't!"

"What's wrong?"

Yu Xiubo was a little embarrassed.

"Actually, it's not me, it's not him......"

"Hmph! Fool people with those nonsense again! Ignore you!"

Saying that, Yu Xiubo also left angrily.

I'll go, this day!

It's really Zhu Bajie looking in the mirror, and he is not a person inside and out.