Chapter 771: Yunyi Chaos!
"Really?"
"Is this still fake? As the most powerful dragon bloodline, the Frost Dragon has lived alone for hundreds of years, and he doesn't care about the world.
"yes, the magma dragon was also spied into the depths of the volcano. ”
"I'm just weird, forget these two, Biluolong...... Belch...... She's so big that even the drilling dragon doesn't want to be with her...... Didn't the flower thief take a fancy to it?"
"Maybe it's to prove that you're invincible?"
"Uh......"
The dragons are talking.
Apparently.
The appearance of this flower thief alarmed all the dragons.
Even the dragon king, who was discussing how to destroy the human race, was alarmed.
"Is that really the case?"
"Yes, and there is still bad news coming out......"
“?”
"Because there is only one person in the Yunyi Realm who is qualified to be elusive in front of these powerful dragons, they are now suspicious ......"
"I ???"
The dragon king's eyes widened.
"Yes, there are rumors that you are of the same sex just to cover up your unspeakable hobby......"
"Bastard!"
The dragon king was furious.
This is a humiliation to yourself!
"Who did it?!Did you find it?"
"No...... The web address is hard to look up, but after the Divine Dragon's deduction, we got a vague name......"
"What's it called?"
"Publicity. ”
“......”
The dragon king's killing intent was awe-inspiring.
Publicity......
Hum!
It doesn't matter who you are!
It doesn't matter where you're from!
Sooner or later, the deity will crush your bones and scatter ashes!
......
And at the moment.
Sword Card Masters Association.
Ward.
Lu Ming was lying on the hospital bed, eating watermelon and blowing the air conditioner, a comfortable batch.
Don't say it, the VIP package in the infirmary is by no means blown, you have what you want, and there are cute little nurses to serve you.
Hey......
"Girl. ”
Zhang Yang raised his head, "I have a movie about two or three people about nurses and patients here, are you interested in watching it with me?"
"Humph!"
The nurse rolled her eyes and walked away.
All right.
It's a pity to be public.
Girl, you don't know what you're missing......
But.
The nurse is gone.
Zhang Yang began to carry out his own public opinion plan again.
It's not that he blows, as a publicist, he is very keen to capture public opinion, especially - the recent things in the country of Yunyi.
Hey.
Because of the invasion of the Cloud Yi Realm, they have been in control.
After the matter of public opinion was resolved in the past two days, Zhang Yang found a new opportunity, that is, the flower thief who appeared in the country of Yunyi!!
The major social networks have exploded.
Now.
The seven great powers have long been connected.
That frost dragon is even a big V in the online community! That Biluo dragon is even mixing the title of a titan body on the live broadcast platform!
It can be seen.
Therefore.
As soon as the matter of the flower thief appeared, it began to ferment.
And our Zhang Yang classmates just added fuel to the fire, began to spread rumors, and made some beautiful rumors......
Of course.
This includes, but is not limited to, open vests.
"Hello everyone, I'm the dragon, and the flower thief not only peeks at people's baths, but also ...... Boom Boom ......"
- Countless comments and retweets.
"Hello everyone, I'm the Titan Dragon, and I've met the Flower Thief, and he's not just going to do it to the female dragon, but I'm ...... Woowoo woo ......"
- Countless comments and retweets.
......
Wait a minute.
There are countless similar statements.
That's it.
Everyone knew that the flower thief was not just a voyeur, and the reason why he didn't attack the frost dragon was probably because it was too powerful......
That's why it's discovered!
And who pays attention to those weak dragons who were killed like the dragon?!
Of course.
In order to be more in line with the style of the cloud game.
Zhang Yang also specially called the green dragon over to learn about the human and local customs of the Yunyi country, and only after in-depth exchanges between one person and one dragon did he figure it out.
"Thank you. ”
Zhang Yang is grateful.
There are some local customs, Green Dragon doesn't say, and he can't understand it.
"It's nothing, the customs are different from place to place. ”
The green dragon scratched his head, "I don't actually understand your human culture, if only you could help me solve my doubts." ”
"You say. ”
Zhang Yang said domineeringly.
"That's it. ”
The green dragon whispered, "I've been visiting your human community lately, and I've often found that humans like to comment on one - interjection. ”
"This ...... I don't quite understand. ”
"Our world, this thing belongs to the boudoir and the pleasure can only be done by two people, why can you human world say it directly......"
"You human world...... Is the folk so open?"
The green dragon asked mysteriously.
Publicity:???
Eye-plugging?
Boudoir?
Ganli Niang!
This......
How did he answer that?!
"This ......"
"This eyelet, in fact, is because it is easy to grow corns on human feet, so the eyelet is to insert a corn and put it there, which represents the occupation of the building. ”
"Really?"
"Of course. ”
“......”
The green dragon felt weird, but it didn't seem to be wrong.
Long.
The green dragon was fooled away.
Our flamboyant classmates are focused on their own plans again.
All kinds of vests and all kinds of rumors have been released.
Hehe.
Considering the unique taste of this flower thief and the killing of both men and women, everyone seems to be imagining, and at this time, Zhang Yang has to add something more.
Thereupon.
All kinds of former palace staff, former palace HR, and former xx came out to bubble, and it seemed that the king often disappeared late at night......
Etcetera.
Thereupon.
The kingdom of Yunyi is completely chaotic.
......
And at the moment.
Our classmate Lu Ming also looked at the latest news with a confused face - the daughter-in-law of a jade dragon is pregnant, and she is suspected of being a flower thief......
Therefore.
All the Emerald Dragons are dispatched.
It is said that at least 10,000 jade dragons are now chasing and killing flower thieves......
???
Lu Ming looked confused.
Emerald Dragon ......
I don't know!
Also, what kind of dragon and titan dragon have never been seen at all......
"What's going on?"
"I don't know. ”
Little Sword was also confused.
"I'll let the little fox check it out. ”
Lu Ming secretly asked the little fox to inquire.
And then......
Silence.
It turned out to be a backstab from my own propaganda department......
True?? Intimate!!
Thereupon.
Lu Ming contacted Zhang Yang directly.
"President. ”
"Ask you something. ”
You say. ”
"I saw your public opinion plan, and the effect is good, I won't talk about those dragons and the like, what's going on with this jade dragon's daughter-in-law?!"
Lu Ming's face turned dark.
This?? Even the children have it!
You're spreading rumors......
It's too much!!
“......”
Zhang Yang was also a little confused, "No...... I don't have the emerald dragon's vest. ”
“?”
Lu Ming was stunned, "Not your vest?"
"Of course not. ”
Zhang Yang decisively vetoed, "This kind of rumor with children is too stupid, it is easy to be debunked, and everyone is not stupid...... Wait, those emerald dragons ......"
Zhang Yang also came back to his senses.
You're not stupid, and of course people aren't stupid.
If it was really a rumor, how could the Emerald Dragon go out en masse?!
So......
Thereupon.
Zhang Yang also investigated, and then found out in horror that the dragon of the original Jade Valley, the purebred jade leader, was his purebred jade dragon daughter-in-law......
A fiery dragon was born.
→_→
So......
Cough.
Lu Ming: "......"
Zhang Yang: "......"
They already get it.
Is the old king next door......
So.
This flower thief took the blame for the jade dragon......
is very similar to the fear of cloth organization in the previous life, what do you usually do, and you are the first to come out to take the blame when something happens, and now, this pot is on Lu Ming's head.
Ah......h
Lu Ming sighed, your circle is really messy.
Fortunately.
Chaos is also beneficial.
Because of the troubles of the Jade Dragon, the entire Yunyi Realm is now turned upside down.
You see, the rest of the children are fire dragons, right? That means the father of the children must be fire dragons, in that case, the rumor of the legend......
"Come, the rumors are coming, give our dragon king a violent buckle!"
"Rest assured. ”
Blaze all cylinders.
Hehe.
I'm good at it.
Thereupon.
That day.
Articles such as "Three Days and Two Nights with the Dragon King", "The Unspeakable Autumn with the Dragon King", and "The Days I Live with the Dragon King" have been newly released......
Over here.
Describe an affectionate dragon king.
Although he likes the same sex, he is troubled by the inheritance of the royal bloodline, so there are all kinds of romances and legends......
This time.
An ice dragon gave birth to a fire dragon......
“???”
"You did it again?"
Lu Ming was shocked.
"It's not. ”
Zhang Yang is very sure, "All those with children have nothing to do with me, our rumors are limited to the Internet, and there will be no flaws left in children." ”
"Oh. ”
Lu Ming understood.
So......
Another back-to-the-back one.
Look ha.
Usually this kind of non-biological thing happens, but now, just now, the legend of the flower thief has appeared, and it is still a fire dragon, so ......
When public opinion ferments.
By the time all the dragons knew, they had six children......
All have dragon blood.
Thereupon.
Public opinion has completely exploded.
Think about it, who else could do it if you were able to hide powerful beings such as the Frost Dragon, be able to completely transform into a human form, and add those romantic affairs?!
That day.
The protest army led by the Emerald Dragon rushed to the palace and demanded an explanation from the Dragon King, and the entire Yunyi Realm was in chaos because of this incident.
......
"What a miserable dragon king. ”
Little Sword was full of emotion.
"Isn't it?"
Lu Ming was also embarrassed.
This is the result of the control of the right to speak.
In the online community, the human world, as the absolute master, can easily play with several other kingdoms between applause.
He looked at it, and the Yunyi Kingdom was completely chaotic.
That being the case......
Lu Ming also mixed in the team and quietly slipped into the palace.
He has only one goal - his mother-in-law.
As long as you find this mother-in-law, and get a little energy to open any door to a human world dozens of times, it will be considered a great success.
And at this time.
Entrance to the Royal Palace.
Our dragon king is still explaining to the major dragons.
"I didn't! I was ...... at the time."
"It wasn't me! I was ...... at the time."
"I ...... that day"
The Dragon King was serious about trying to explain these powerful beings.
Pity.
People don't believe it at all.
The kids have it!
It's still a fire dragon! Who is the red-colored Tintin fooling!
It's definitely your baby!
"My daughter-in-law said that a year ago, I did feel groggy and had a dream, and I thought it was a spring dream, but I didn't think it was you......"
"Woo woo, my daughter-in-law too. ”
"Hateful!"
"My daughter-in-law is such a simple person, and she is insulted by you like this......"
"Yes, my wife too, pure doesn't even want to do that kind of thing, married for five years, we have only had sex three times in total, how difficult it is to have children, the result is ...... Results ......"
"It's so hateful!"
"yes. ”
The more people talked, the angrier they became.
Dragon King: ???
Simplicity?!
Don't you think it's green on your head?
What does it have to do with me?!
"You know, but I ......"
"Phew, I heard that you guys like the same sex like to cheat people the most, either it's a fake marriage to keep people alive and widowed, or some kind of bisexual...... Thorough scum!"
"But I'm not. ”
The dragon king cried.
"The devil believes you!"
"That's it!"
"There's a kind of follow me to the Flaming Mountains to see if you have a blood connection with that newborn child......"
"Yes, follow me to the Frostlands!"
"It's better to go to the Emerald Valley first. ”
"No way!"
Everyone quarreled again.
Dragon King: "......"
It suddenly realized that it was a wrong decision to come out and explain to them, no matter how sincere you are, no matter how sincere you are, they can't do it at all!
Come to think of it.
It looked indifferent and turned away.
"Want to go?!"
The other dragons were furious.
Rumble!
One breath after another rose to the sky.
“......”
Murderous intent flashed in the dragon king's eyes.
Rumble!
Transformed into a dragon, a great war broke out.
Long.
The dragon king calmly recovered his figure, his body was stained with a trace of blood, and the land in front of the palace was already full of dragons.
That's it.
Only then did people remember what kind of combat power the dragon king had!
"Dragon King, you dare!"
The emerald dragon was furious.
"What would I not dare. ”
The Dragon King said lightly, "I didn't do this in the first place, if you want to prove it, go to your daughter-in-law!
"Humph!"
After speaking.
The dragon king drifted away.
Leave behind a group of dragons caught up in self-doubt.
......
And at the moment.
The dragon king returned tired.
It didn't understand a little, it only left the Yunyi Kingdom for a while, and then went to the human world to fight Lu Ming once, why did something happen when it came back?!
What kids!
What a flower thief!
Hateful!
How the hell did this mess come about?!
Back to the room.
He looked at the blood stains on his body, frowned, sighed, faded the aura of the dragon king, took off his clothes, and stepped into the bath.
However.
That's when it happened.
Dragon's True Eye Warning.
The dragon king's pupils contracted suddenly, and he looked at the ground in horror, and there seemed to be something hidden in the shadow of the bath.
"Come out!"
The dragon king was furious.
Rumble!
Light and shadow flicker.
In that shadow, another shadow exploded! However, this time the figure was a human figure, and the familiar appearance was recognized by the Dragon King at a glance.
"Lu Ming?!"
The Dragon King was shocked.
“......”
Lu Ming was also shocked.
Fog grass.
He didn't expect to be found hiding in the shadows.
Of course.
At this moment, his eyes swept over the dragon king's body, and he was also a little afraid, fortunately he didn't faint, but at this time, he was afraid that he would faint on the spot......
This is too enoki mushroom, right?
So......
Got it.
The dignified Dragon King, it's actually a 0?!
......
PS: Everyone pay more attention to safety, the weather has been abnormal recently, and it feels like there is water everywhere...... Than I can still water ヾ (?? °?? °??)????
n.