"Puff puff puff.... This damn guy, don't recruit himself'' After listening to Liu Yu's words, Meng Xiaoqiao laughed directly.

Putting the phone aside, Meng Xiaoqiao said with a laugh while lying on the bed holding the pillow, "Hahaha, I'm laughing to death, Kexin's girl is really unlucky enough, the three people she met turned out to be the man and the little girl in our family, hahaha..." ”

"I'll go, Xiao Qiao, you mean, the three people who tricked Kexin into going to federal prison today are Jack, Liu, and Xinxin, and the three of them, I'll go, Dafa, hahahaha...... Hearing Meng Xiaoqiao's words, Klee was also on the bed, hugging the pillow and laughing without any image.

After laughing for a while, Meng Xiaoqiao nodded vigorously and said breathlessly, "Alas, alas, I'm laughing to death, Xinxin's girl is so bad, she actually tricked Kexin into going to the prison to find hooligans, hahaha, no, I can't laugh anymore,...。 ”

"Hahaha, it's too bad, it's too bad, I thought it was the three of us who did it, you still don't believe it, now you believe it, hahaha, I'm laughing to death, hey, no, I really can't laugh anymore." ”

After a burst of laughter, Keli took the mobile phone and smiled angrily at Liu Yu on the other end of the phone, "Liu, you are going to laugh at us to death, and then inherit our 10 million fans, right?"

I said you three, how can you be so bad, you said you don't want to write songs for others, you don't write for others, why are you fooling people to go to federal prison, do you know, people are angry with you and cry, hahaha, laugh at me, okay, I won't tell you, I'll laugh and go, haha... ”

"...........!!"

After casually taking the mobile phone in Keli's hand, Meng Xiaoqiao first glanced at Keli, and then took the phone and said angrily, "Bad guy, laughing until my stomach hurts, hum, no wonder Xinxin has become so bad, it turned out that you brought it bad, hum." ”

Am I Dou E, why do I feel so wronged?

After glaring at the little girl angrily, Liu Yu hurriedly took the mobile phone and explained with an embarrassed face, "Daughter-in-law, if there is a choice, I really, really, really don't want to fool your classmates into going to federal prison."

It's just that we didn't have a choice at that time, when your classmates knew that I was a punch daddy, they kept pestering us and refused to leave, and then they got into our car directly, saying that they wanted to go home with us.

Come home with us!!What a terrible thing for me and Jack, you know.

At that time, for the sake of our own happiness and safety, we could only pretend that we didn't see it, didn't hear it, and let Xinxin fool them into getting out of the car and going to federal prison. ”

It turns out that there is such a story here, Kexin's dead girl, she should have taken a fancy to my man, so she deliberately didn't say anything about encountering it, a punch daddy.

Hey, hey, since you don't tell me about the one-punch daddy, then I won't tell you about my husband being the one-punch daddy.

Hey, hey, hey... I don't know if Kexin will be angry with me when I take Liu Xing's bastard back to China in the future, hahaha...!!

After a wicked laugh, Meng Xiaoqiao first calmed down his mood, and then took the phone and chuckled, "Forget it this time, you can't do this to her next time, okay, don't talk about it, the phone is out of battery, bye, husband, I love you!!"

"I love you too, wife, I only love you for the rest of my life!!" Looking at the phone that was hung up, Liu Yu put away the phone with a smile on his face, and quietly swore in his heart.

Puff puff puff..... Puff puff puff ......

When Liu Yu put away his mobile phone, the starling who was resting on the eaves quickly and steadily landed on Liu Yu's shoulder after a burst of flapping of his wings.

After landing on Liu Yu's shoulder, the starling brother pecked Liu Yu's ear with a bird's beak and sang angrily, "There is a person in my family who is very cool, and there are countless lies in the thirty-six schemes.

His reason is a little rough, and he slowly taught me to release poison, Abba Abba where we go, where people will be poisoned, baby baby we have poisoned countless times, just to be able to deceive yourself one day....!!"

“........！！”

After listening to the starling's version of Where is Dad going, Liu Yu looked at this guy speechlessly, wondering if this thing's brain was pumped, and he had nothing to change the lyrics.

Jack held back a smile, looked at Liu Yu, and then looked at the starling, and then asked with a funny face, "Starling, are you stimulated by anything, a good song, you changed it into a joke." ”

"I'm angry, I'm angry, liars, liars, big liars, all big liars, they said they bought me a wife back, but they didn't buy it for me for so many days, and they me off, hum. After tilting his head and glancing at Liu Yu, the starling complained angrily.

"Puff... Hahaha, starling, this perverted bird, after talking for a long time, it turns out that he wants a wife, hahaha, I'm laughing to death.... Hearing the starling's complaint, Liu Yu, Jack, and Aunt Mei looked at each other funny, and then sobbed, and couldn't help laughing directly.

Seeing that everyone was laughing at himself, the starling immediately jumped on Liu Yu's head, and while building a nest with Liu Yu's hair, he was angry and screamed, "I'm angry, I'm angry, big liar, big liar, all big liars, necrotic, hum."

The big liar won't buy me a wife to come back, I'll make a bird's nest on your head, see how you go out to meet people in the future, hum, big liar, big liar, big liar, big liar, bad dead people, hum. ”

"Giggles, wow, Dabi, the starling really made a bird's nest on your head, it's so amazing!!" Seeing that the starling was really weaving Liu Yu's hair, the little girl jumped up directly and exclaimed with an incredible face.

Hearing the little girl's exclamation, Liu Yu stretched out his hand to his head and let the starling come into his hands, and said with a wry smile, "Okay, okay, I'm afraid of you, I'll take you to the pet store later, you can choose when the time comes, come on, don't play with my hair." ”

"Quack, I know that you are the best for me, I am going to have a wife at night, I am going to have a wife, Quack, so happy!!" Seeing that Liu Yu agreed to his request, the starling jumped on Liu Yu's palm and laughed loudly.

Faced with the cute little appearance of the starling playing treasure, the people in the room were immediately amused, especially the little girl who likes to play with the starling. "Giggles, starlings are so thick-skinned, hehehehe, so cute!!"

"Dabi, do you know how to sing Xiao Xinxin, no, then I'll teach you well, okay, twinkle and shiny, there are a lot of little Xinxin in the sky, big eyes, bright light, little mouth, stupid drops, quack.... Stupid Xiaoxin.... After deliberately deleting the lyrics, after the starling finished singing, he immediately fanned his wings and flew to the eaves without saying a word, and the angry little girl jumped below.

"Ahhh

"Let's go, let's go, I'm already full today, I don't have to eat, I'm tired .....!!"

"Dad bullied me than Starling, can you help me catch him, I'm going to pick off his wings so that he can't fly in the future, hum." ”

"Liu Yu's father, you won't treat me like this, right, where are we going, Dad, Dad, I'm not afraid of ......!!"

Liu Yu looked at the angry little girl and the scoundrel starling, who was both angry and funny, and finally could only smile helplessly, "Okay, okay, don't make any noise, play obediently, Dad will take you out to the pet store at night." ”

"yes yes, I'm going to go to the pet store and buy a big cat and come back and eat this bad starling, huh. After a little excitement, the little girl tilted her little head and looked at the starling with a smug face.

After glancing at the little girl with disdain, the starling tilted his head and laughed loudly, "That can't be dropped, I'm so cute, so pleasing to people, Dad will not let you buy a cat and come back." ”

Without saying a word, the little girl and the starling brother quarreled again under the eyes of Liu Yu, Aunt Mei, and Jack, one stood in the living room, and the other hid in the eaves, and quarreled with ahhhhhh

(End of chapter)