The three-minute back-to-back frog jump shorthand ends.

"There are forty-four stone lions in front of the Shishi Temple, forty-four astringent persimmons are on the tree in front of the temple, forty-four stone lions do not eat forty-four astringent persimmons, and forty-four astringent persimmons eat forty-four stone lions. ”

"Touching the little girl's hand, it seems to be back to eighteen or nineteen; touching the lover's hand, a warm current of heart goes up; touching the sister-in-law's hand, I only hate that I held the wrong hand; touching my wife's hand is like touching my right hand with my left hand!"

Shen Liang of the Happy Family recited two complete passages in a tight and orderly manner, with a total of 113 words.

is worthy of being a host, and there is not a single typo homophony.

"Okay!" Mr. Guo applauded with a smile.

On the other hand, Zhou Yahao, he was already stupid, to be precise, when he saw the dense sentences on the writing board, all of them were slippery, and people were stunned.

With his physique, it's no problem to carry a girl who doesn't weigh 100 pounds to do a three-minute frog jump, but this smooth pouting is even more difficult to remember than the rap lyrics in Rap.

"A burly man stood beside him, with a ...... in his arms Kung Fu ...... There's a money-making ...... out there There is a homesick (longing) ...... in the distance Hide a beautiful (first love) ...... in your dreams Occasionally, a gentle ......"

Zhou Yahao didn't recite a complete passage, made frequent mistakes, and in the end, only 36 words were correct.

In the second round, the Happy Family still sent young hosts, and Mr. Guo, who is over forty years old, was responsible for the final finale. If he wins again in the second round, he won't have to play, and he won't have to be tossed by Yu Na.

On the side of the 101 trainees, because of Zhou Yahao's experience, Du Qiyan became unconfident, and looked at Shi Fan 'humbly'.

Shi Fan didn't say anything, walked straight to He Wei and squatted down.

He Wei was overjoyed, but she carefully lay on Shi Fan's back.

Shi Fan vaguely felt the softness of the two lumps on his back, and the roots of his ears involuntarily slowly turned red.

Others hadn't noticed it yet, but He Wei noticed it up close, and immediately smiled.

Offstage auditorium.

"The gentleman's hand of the wind man is so polite, wow-"

"Let go of my family, I want to hug me too-"

"Look! the roots of my brother's ears seem to be red, so cute-"

On the stage, a new round of competition has begun.

Shi Fan doesn't know if he doesn't do it, but he doesn't know when he does it, this continuous frog jump with a person on his back is really not an ordinary tiring person.

He didn't have Zhou Yahao's physique, but after half a minute, he was already out of breath and slowed down.

Seeing that Shi Fan was so poor, Teacher Guo laughed at it. "Shi Fan, you need to strengthen your body, my Xiaowei is not heavy at all!"

Shi Fan secretly complained in his heart: It's not heavy! It's not heavy, it's eighty or ninety pounds, you can try it!

"Come on, Shifan, I'll read your responsible notes, so fast. He Wei whispered.

Teacher Guo found that the 'traitor' was whispering in Shi Fan's ear, and immediately shouted: "Xiaowei, don't help cheat, otherwise I can directly sentence your little brother to failure!"

Teacher Guo has long known that she likes Shi Fan in 101 the most, and she has praised it several times in private.

Yu Na was also on the back of the family member, turned her head and said, "Yes, I gave you the opportunity, but I didn't let Xiaowei turn your elbow out——"

The member interjected with a wry smile: "Sister Nana, you are arguing with me to remember the words!"

It was a quick three minutes.

To be honest, Shi Fan didn't glance at the dense clipboard a few times, because jumping with He Wei on his back had already exhausted him, and he even almost fell off several times.

After all, it was a team, and the other trainees of 101 felt the same shame when they saw it.

Shi Fan wiped the beads of sweat on his forehead, and he also felt a little embarrassed, this body still hasn't practiced enough.

In fact, since the first performance, he lost the run for the song, he has insisted on exercising in private, after all, a strong body is very important for an artist, not to say that he has to train like others, just say that he will be famous in the future, it must be a variety of performances to go on the stage, if the body is not good, it is easy to fall ill, block the trip, or affect the performance on the stage.

At this moment, Teacher Guo asked, "Which of you two will come first?"

"I'll do it first. Hu Chen, a member of the Happy Family, said confidently.

Shi Fan nodded, no comment.

So, Hu Chen recited catchily.

"Men are not jealous and their feelings are not rich; women are not jealous, and the family is not harmonious; children are not jealous and do not make progress in learning; the elderly are not jealous, and the more they live, the more confused they become; everyone is jealous, and society can progress;"

"Men are tired, so they will knock on their backs, men are worried, so they will wash their hair, men are bitter, so they often go to gamble, men are busy, so they often go to the wrong bed, men are very difficult in this life: be handsome, too sought-after, not handsome, can't take it. ”

Hu Chen also accurately recited two paragraphs, if he hadn't been bored by Mr. Guo and Sister Na halfway, he could have made a note of it.

However, in his opinion, it was enough to win.

"Not bad, 111 words!" Mr. Guo praised and rejoiced in his heart: I was fortunate to meet a weak chicken, otherwise I would have been laughed at like Shi Fan when I played.

Some of the audience who like Shi Fan in the audience stretched their faces one after another, thinking that it was over!

Although I finally saw Shi Fan's imperfect side on the stage, everyone was not disappointed in their hearts, but it was uncomfortable.

However, this discomfort did not last long, and the next moment, the audience was stunned.

"In this era, if you have money, you can see Yunkai, you don't have money to deserve it, your wife doesn't love it, you don't have a good son, the unit leaders are crooked, and you don't bring friends with wine and meat. ”

Shi Fan actually said lightly.

Then, before it was over, he sped up his speech and recited the next paragraph, and the expressions of the audience quickly changed from surprise to shock!

"Entered the personnel department, there is progress every day, enter the finance department, have money every day, enter the logistics department, think of a way out every day, enter the sales department, take a walk every day, enter the production department, catch up with the progress every day, enter the technical department, busy drawing every day. ”

"A plate of peanuts under the wine, two glasses of wine appetizing, three or two friends get together, four people are not tired of rubbing hemp, between the five lakes and the four seas, within the six reincarnations, seven meat and eight vegetables, nine spring and three autumn time, very happy taste. ”

"Five trees on the mountain, five pots of vinegar on the shelf, five deer in the forest, five pairs of pants in the box. Cut down the trees on the mountain, remove the vinegar from the shelves, shoot the deer in the forest, and take out the pants in the box. ”

"Anyway, Aunt Wang next door, from the distant Great Northern Wilderness, brought a wolf when she came, she was very panicked when she saw a man, her heart was flying when she saw a woman, she asked for candy when she saw an old man, and she grabbed money when she saw a child, and she looked in out of curiosity, Mom! It's you a hooligan!"

At the end, the audience was amazed and admired!

In three minutes, I memorized so many jokes with two minds, which is simply a gift! You can challenge the 'strongest brain', right?