1586: Lots of ramblings

Rioty talk is riotous talk, Emperor Ou really met Yang Si, and he couldn't let out a fart.

"The slave has seen the messenger. ”

As soon as Emperor Ou came up, he gave Yang Si a big salute, trembling, pitiful, making Yang Si think how terrible he was.

"Do you know what I called you for?"

Yang Si's eyes were as cold as water, obviously he didn't deliberately use his momentum to suppress people, but Ou Huang just felt terrible, it was like playing with a mobile phone by the window in high school, the head teacher was standing outside the window, looking at the back of his head with a cold face, and the chill rushed straight to his head from the soles of his feet.

"Unspoken rules?" Emperor Ou was also frightened, very nervous, and when he realized what he had said, he quickly changed his words, "The slave didn't mean that—I mean, I ...... The slave and maid did not know what the messenger had called the slave to do......

Yang Si listened to Emperor Ou's lame speech with an indifferent face, claiming to switch seamlessly between "slave", "me" and "slave".

Ou Huang was too nervous, as an otaku who had just graduated from high school and had not been in college for two months, he had to blush when he talked to girls. Dare to say anything on the Internet, if you really want to face to face, you can't get a fart for a long time, and you are cowardly, weak and pitiful.

Yang Si also found this, and simply got up and walked to the Emperor Ou.

Ou Huang was afraid to look at Yang Si, hung his head slightly, stared at Yang Si's foot socks, and said secretly-there is no foot smell?

Yang Si didn't know what Emperor Ou was talking about, and in front of five million salted fish, he stroked Queen Ou's neck with two fingertips, and his fingers were slightly curved, and there was a cyan pattern on the back of his neck. Before he could react, Ou Huang was like a cat that had been stepped on by his tail, and he instantly exploded and jumped.

The barrage in the live broadcast room exploded even more, and Jiang Pengji, who was far away in Zhanjiang Pass, also showed a "dead gaze" to Yang Si.

"You, what are you doing?" Emperor Ou grabbed the placket of his clothes with one hand and the back of his neck with the other, his cheeks were pink and his eyes were slightly red, clearly dressed as a married woman, and he was stunned to reveal the shyness of an untrained girl, he lost his voice and said, "You really dare to uncover the rules of labor!"

Yang Si looked at his fingers, stunned for a moment, and then burst out laughing.

"I don't know if you are a man or a woman, I have unspoken rules for you?" Yang Si is not a stupid person, and in connection with the tone and context in which Emperor Ou mentioned the unspoken rules twice, he roughly guessed what the three words "unspoken rules" meant-hmph, most of them are three inches below the umbilicus, men and women.

Although he has settled down now, Yang Si was also an old driver when he was young, what Yan Slim Ring Fat hasn't seen?

No matter how bad his taste is, he won't fall in love with a married woman, right?

"Tell me honestly, what did you do when you got into Yang Tao's mansion?"

The more people who love to laugh and operate, once they don't laugh, the pressure on people is also first-class and powerful.

When Emperor Ou looked at Yang Si like this, he almost cried in fright, especially when the dagger in the other party's hand was still on his neck.

"Y-What are you doing? I didn't mess with you!"

Yang Si sneered and spit out two words, and the Emperor Ou stiffened when he heard it.

"Mountain ghosts. ”

Ou Huang was lying on the ground, Yang Si's dagger was across his neck, and the back of his neck was facing Yang Si, and the cyan tattoo was particularly eye-catching.

"This should be a sign when a mountain ghost possesses a mortal's body, right?" Yang Si's fingers brushed over the skin, there was no bulge, as if it was not pierced by an external force, but more like it was leaking from the inside out, "I don't care how you mountain ghosts like to run around." Your kind was also kind to me before, and I will not do anything to you in this kindness. However, you have to explain the purpose of your visit to Yang Tao's mansion. Don't you know that Yang Tao wants to surrender to my lord? If something happens at this time, how many twists and turns will there be?"

Both the emperor and the salted fish in the live broadcast room were frightened by this change.

Sure enough, crossing is not a good job, these ancients are better than the other, in comparison, Yang Si is more like a mountain spirit and a wild monster.

Driven by a strong desire to survive, Emperor Ou stammered, "I really don't have any malice, I'm still confused, I'm a big man, my girlfriend hasn't been fished yet, and I was actually treated as a bottle by a milk child...... I'm really at a loss, and I'm not a wet nurse. ”

Knowing this, he might as well sit in front of the computer and continue to play his Gougoxi, and it is better to spit out his teammates than to be smacked by a little.

Yang Si: "......"

Letting go of the dagger, Emperor Ou looked like a woman from a good family who had been forced by someone, and Yang Si's brain hurt.

"I've met a total of three mountain ghosts, the first one is good at shipbuilding, and the second one is very good at stitching up the wounds, what will you do?"

Faced with such a questioning of Chi Guoguo, Emperor Ou's glass heart was broken.

He knelt down with a plop, with a devastated expression, "I admit it, they are all big guys, but I'm just a rookie, but my milk is a good thief, and my fourth wife is proficient." If you're my Gogoxi teammate, I can take you up to the twelfth rank. ”

Yang Si: "......"

"Twelve Sections?" he struggled to analyze Emperor Ou's words, and frowned, "I'm just an ordinary man below, and I can't cultivate and ascend." ”

He also heard that the "mountain ghosts" are also high and low, and most of the first two are made achievements in some aspect, and this one in front of him is ...... Probably even Yang Tao's son can bully him. Thinking of this, Yang Si felt bored and uninterested.

However, the "mountain ghost" in front of him is so simple and harmless, what can he say?

Thinking of this, Yang Si's stomach began to gurgle black water.

"It's not that mountain ghosts rarely appear in the world, why do you possess mortals one after another?"

Emperor Ou was drenched in cold sweat, biting his lower lip and not knowing how to answer, if he answered wrongly, he might pit the latecomers.

Yang Si is too shrewd, and it is difficult to get away with lying.

One deliberately clichés, the other is weak and afraid, Yang Sitao's words are simply simpler than eating and drinking. It didn't take long for Yang Si to know from the other party that the "mountain ghosts" did not appear in groups, but appeared once every seven days, randomly possessing a living creature.

"There are tens of millions of living beings in the world, and there are countless other living creatures, why did I meet three mountain ghosts in a few months?"

Emperor Ou said with a bitter face, "Probably because you are too lucky......"

The Emperor Ou who bumped into Yang Si was really unlucky, especially for himself, he was simply unlucky to go home.

Yang Si asked, "When did you possess this person?"

Emperor Ou glanced at the time and said, "An hour ago. ”

Possessed by one person for seven days, and possessed for six hours at a time, Yang Si silently wrote down the time and rules.

"If you want to walk in the world, it's inconvenient to take care of it below, but there is a piece of advice, please remember-" Yang Si's expression cooled.

"What advice?"

Yang Sidao, "Don't do anything that hurts my lord and hinders my lord's hegemony." ”

The Emperor was silent for a moment.

Unexpectedly, Xiao Rongrong also has the attribute of a loyal dog.

The anchor is really an enviable, jealous and hateful woman.

Yang Si sneered, "The tattoo on the back of your neck can't be covered up after being possessed, right?"

Emperor Ou looked confused and didn't understand what Yang Si said.

Yang Si: "......"

Did all his threats come out of the air?