Chapter 1 Resignation

"Oh my God, are you going to play with me like this!"

Parking the car on the side of Binjiang Avenue in the three-D magic city of Dayuzhou, looking at the flashing left turn prompt on the navigation, and then looking at the surging river outside the car window on the left, Li Junge roared loudly in the car: "Damn, this is broken in Chongqing, two-dimensional navigation is useless!

As a college student who came out of the countryside, Li Junge was very nervous at first.

Although he is not the first person in the village to be admitted to university, the last college student, the fourth grandfather who graduated from Nanjing Institute of Education during the Republic of China, is almost 100 years old after all, so he is the first Wenqu star in Lijiagou after the founding of New China.

However, after entering the big city, he soon discovered a big problem of his own: he never got lost in his hometown by walking more than ten miles of mountains and forests to the town every day to go to class, but he was actually a road idiot in the city!

From the beginning when he couldn't find the canteen with a lunch box on campus, to only daring to rent a room within 300 meters of his unit after graduation, his road idiot behavior has always been well-known among his classmates and colleagues.

Although he studied under Da Niu in the field of landscape design and won several small design awards after graduation, everyone always looked at him with a strange gaze.

Whether it was out of good-natured jokes or malicious ridicule, he had his nickname "Li Caige".

The vegetable pigeon is a kind of fat and stupid pigeon, the main task is to improve the dietary structure of urban and rural residents, let out can not find the way home, can only be kept in the cage, completely without the ability of their ancestors to laugh and proud.

One night, when he went to work spontaneously overtime, he broke the romantic affair between the boss and the young beautiful secretary, and he was transferred from the design department to the business department by the boss, and the problem became fatal.

Over the course of a month, I visited customers five times, missed the intersection three times, and the most powerful one was because of the wrong viaduct, and I came directly to Yuzhou for a day trip, and it was already nine o'clock in the evening when I arrived at the customer's company.

When I went back, I was scolded by the boss: "Li Junge! You were hit by a car! Your parents worked hard to raise you, just to make you embarrassed in the big city?

Under normal circumstances, visiting customers is a double trip, and the boss deliberately wears small shoes for him, and arranges for him to go alone every time.

After getting out of the car and walking to the riverside, Li Junge lit a cigarette, took a deep breath, and spewed it out violently, as if he wanted to spit out the sullen breath that had been stagnant in his heart for a long time.

Looking at the rolling river, he finally made up his mind, "Lao Tzu doesn't make do with this place! Lao Tzu resigned and went home to rest for half a year!

After ten o'clock the next day, Li Junge Shi Shiran walked into the company, and Xie Fang, the director of the human resources department who had always had a good relationship with him, saw him and quickly pulled him into the office: "Ouch, brother, why are you only here now! Ma Dahan heard that you missed the appointment with the customer yesterday and got angry, and I didn't see you after looking around, and said that I must give you a good look, I will cover you up and say that I saw you in the morning, but I don't know where to go just now, you hurry up to the design department, and then explain to him when he is angry!"

Li Junge smiled slightly, feeling that these colleagues still took care of themselves, so he said: "It's okay, I also look down on it, Brother Ma is trying to drive me away, I'm engaged in design, and I can't find the way back when I walk out of two streets, call me to run business, and don't let me bring a sister with me, isn't it, I still consciously forget it myself, after today, you may not be able to look at me." ”

When Xie Fang heard this, the Yuzhou girl's personality was revealed, "Pigeon, are you really fake? Let me tell you that it is not easy to find a job now, and life here is very expensive! I can't find a job for a few months and make myself naked, and when the time comes, I can't go up and down!"

He rolled his eyes and whispered, "Why don't you go out and find a new company first, and then talk to Ma Dahan when you find it?"

Li Junge laughed even if he was depressed, "Hey, I said Xie Mei'er, you are Ma Dahan's personnel director, you are simply digging a hole for him!haha!"

Xie Fang pursed his mouth, "I don't know what's going on with the two of you, but it's not authentic for him to target you like this, I can't see it!"

Li Junge hurriedly said: "Okay, okay, what can we do, it just so happens that I also want to rest and rest, go back to my hometown to wash my lungs for a few days, and vomit haze." He took out an envelope, "Come, my letter of resignation, just right for you, I'm too lazy to see him again." ”

Xie Fang took it and opened it, looked at it, thought for a while, and said, "It seems that you have had enough, okay, leave this matter to me! You can sit here with me for a while." With that, he opened the door and walked out.

Li Junge poured a glass of water and drank it slowly, and after a while, the door opened again, and Xie Fang came in, followed by a middle-aged man, who was Feng Chongfei, the head of the design department.

Li Junge hurriedly stood up and greeted Feng Chongfei, Feng Chongfei patted Li Junge's shoulder and said: "I heard that you are leaving, hey, I should have insisted more on keeping you in the design department, or Lao Ma said that I would like to train you and make you a comprehensive talent, but the more I looked at it when you went to the business department, the more wrong it became, and if I wanted you to come back, Ge Laozi, I was tricked by him." ”

Xie Fang said beside him: "If he doesn't do things authentically, don't blame the old lady for being ruthless! I'll give you an extra three months' salary, a total of half a year, which is more than 80,000 yuan, enough for you to last for a while." ”

Li Junge hurriedly thanked him and said: "Brother Feng, Sister Xie, thank you for taking care of me in the past few years, I won't say more, I will invite everyone to have a meal tonight, it is also a fate." ”

Feng Chongfei raised his eyebrows, "What are you talking about, it's the same as not seeing you again, tonight everyone is just like usual, drinking and masturbating, just to practice it for you! Out of this door, everyone is still brothers!"

Xie Fang also said: "There are brothers and sisters!"

That night, Li Junge met with a group of brothers and sisters of the company in the Yuzhou small spicy skewer shop, including old colleagues from the design department and the human resources management department, as well as new colleagues from the business department.

Wang Wenqiang of the design department is a thin monkey, with short-sighted glasses with thick lenses, the hot pot heat rises up and forms a layer of fog on the lenses, he does not take the glasses, puts his index finger on his nose, and brushes left and right like a car wiper, the true color of the otaku is vivid.

Wang Wenqiang picked up a glass of beer, looked at Li Junge and said, "Brother Pigeon, after entering the company, you brought me out, count me as half a master, I have to respect you no matter what!"

Li Junge hurriedly picked up the cup and walked with the thin monkey, and then said: "Brother, don't talk so much, you and I are still suitable to stay in the design department, but brother, I haven't been in the business department for half a year, you see that I went to lie for half a year, and I got hooked up with you otaku." ”

Then he looked at Feng Chongfei and Ye Xiaoqin, the head of the business department, and said with a smile: "Brother Feng, Sister Ye, this task will be handed over to you in the future, such a party, you must do it a few more times, no, do it a few more times, do it, and my buddies from the big design department can get off the list." ”

Ye Xiaoqin is a glamorous young woman, with the white and tender skin and hot body of a Yuzhou girl, with flaxen-colored big wavy curly hair, her eyes rolled, and the young woman's style made a group of otaku in the design department fascinated, seeing Li Junge began to smile hippie, she also smiled and said: "Brother Pigeon turned out to be an undercover agent sent by Brother Feng, have you figured out the depth of my little sister cub in the business department in the past half a year?"

This is so ambiguous, the girls in the business department are all open-minded, the little girls suddenly chattered and disagreed, caught Li Junge to pour wine, some said that they had not been touched by Li Junge and asked Li Junge to make up for it, and some asked Li Junge if he had peeked at his figure and asked him to report the data, and it became a mess.

Li Junge hurriedly begged for mercy: "Stop! Stop! My big design department can't stand your battle, don't scare my brothers into surrendering their guns directly!"

Li Junge grew up in the countryside, and he was used to seeing the meat words of the seven aunts and eight aunts on the threshing floor, and it was not difficult to deal with it, but he regained a little bit of the feeling of the past.

On the other hand, the design department is a stick buddy, all of them are red-faced, but they can't let go, and they secretly look at the girls there, and they all look obscene.

Feng Chongfei really couldn't see it, picked up the wine glass and said: "The pigeon is authentic, I don't steal food, the benefits are left to the brothers, I can't be the eldest brother behind, what will the sisters of the business department do in the future, my design department is tired and tired, the brothers are not good at talking, everyone put the cup up, let's first toast the sisters of the business department with a cup, and then you seize the opportunity to mix it yourself." ”

Xie Fang of the Human Resources Management Department also began to find a sense of existence: "You don't need to report this matter to the organization. ”

It's another laugh.,After three rounds of drinking.,The girls in the business department began to tease the otaku in the design department.,Look at their embarrassment.,I don't know if it's really shy or fake shy.,Anyway, everyone feels very happy.。

A few girls feel that they have been mixed in the society for so long, and they have seen a lot of oily heads, and they really think that the simple and shy appearance of otaku is too eye-catching, although they are found to have a "house" word in their clothes, but they are confident that they can be trained out, so they are already slowly looking for them.

Coupled with Feng Chongfei and Ye Xiaoqin, Li Junge gags in the middle, and the atmosphere is even more harmonious.

Next, everyone was busy adding WeChat, adding QQ, and Li Junge had mixed up several departments, and they all had contact information, so they didn't have anything to do, and they patted their bellies and sighed on the side: "Hey, you're all happy, but I'm going back to my hometown." Yuzhou's sister, I don't have this blessing. ”

Qi Feifei, the new little girl in the business department, is a little round face, and she is a little unaccustomed to this atmosphere, she looked at a group of people with a smile on the side, and asked curiously when she heard Li Junge's words: "Brother Pigeon, where is your hometown?"

Li Junge laughed, "My hometown, in the legendary Erchuan and one mountain, the three provinces of Jiming plus a municipality directly under the central government, Lijiagou Village, Panao Township, Bifeng Town, Jiachuan County, Jiangyang City, Shudu Province!"