I still eat meat at noon, and at night I feel that I eat too much meat and change my taste, and eat dinosaur eggs. Pen ~ fun ~ pavilion www.biquge.info

After a few days of happy life like a pig, Yan Fei fell ill.

When I woke up early in the morning, I was scrambling dinosaur eggs, and my nosebleeds kept flowing, and I couldn't stop it.

Frightened, he quickly put the scrambled eggs in a pot and put them away, covered his nose and ran to a Chinese medicine store not far from the street. This is the most famous pharmacy in the township, the ancestors have been traditional Chinese medicine for generations, and the old Mr. He sitting behind the table is white-haired, white-bearded and immortal-like, and his medical skills are famous far and wide.

Yan Fei hurriedly ran in, squeezed directly to the front, covered his nose and said sullenly: "Old Master He, show me first, and then don't show me if I'm going to be able to, you see my blood!"

There were a lot of people waiting to see a doctor around, but looking at Yan Fei, whose blood was bleeding as he walked, who was embarrassed to say that he was embarrassed? Even Mr. He hurriedly asked him to sit down and check his pulse.

Yan Fei stared at Mr. He anxiously, for fear that he would say something that would scare people to death.

After a while, Mr. He let go of his hand, and Yan Fei's heart just lifted it, but he heard him say, "Take the other hand and take a look." ”

Quickly changed his arm and stretched it out.

After a while, Mr. He let go again and looked at his face.

Yan Fei was so nervous that he pinched his nose, and his hand was a little cramped.

After reading it, Mr. He pondered for a while and asked, "What have you eaten in the past few days?"

Yan Fei replied without thinking about it: "Eat chicken and eggs, drink chicken soup!"

If you want to put it in normal times, he will definitely follow up in his heart: I want to say that I eat dragon meat and dragon eggs, for fear of scaring you.

But I really don't have that mischievous mind at this time, and I can't wait to hear the result with my ears pricked up!

Mr. He came to the conclusion with certainty: "There is nothing wrong with it, I have overdone it! Did you add tonic medicine to eat chicken and drink chicken soup? The young man eats and drinks from the sea on a hot day, and he will be fine if he bleeds a little." I'll grab two kinds of medicine for you, go back and boil some tea and drink, and just eat something light for the next few days. ”

Seeing Mr. He turn around and whisper to the junior apprentice who was waiting to grab the medicine, and listening to the laughter of someone behind, Yan Fei's heart relaxed: I almost thought that the master would confess!

When it was time to get the medicine, an old man who came to see the doctor told him: "Xiaofei, even if your grandfather is gone, you have to live a leisurely life......

Yan Fei nodded straightly, whether he heard it in his heart or not, only he knew it.

After taking the medicine, Yan Fei, who felt relaxed, asked in a brisk tone, "How much?"

Without waiting for the primary school apprentice who grabbed the medicine to speak, Mr. He, who was still diagnosing his pulse, answered: "Give me a dime and go back quickly! Remember not to eat greasy food these days!"

Taking out a dime, Yan Fei fled out of the pharmacy gate.

The rules of Sanchahe Town, if you don't owe money when you have to see a doctor, it is said that you can cure the disease only if you pay for the medicine, when you stay and break the rules Yan Fei doesn't know, anyway, she knows that this dime must be a symbolic collection of money.

When I got home, I boiled tea on the fire, and I couldn't help but go into the cave again to look at the half pot of fried dinosaur eggs and half a pot of uneaten dinosaur meat. I was reluctant to throw it away, so I thought about it and went back to the kitchen with scrambled eggs.

In order not to waste it, I will feed ****** later, and there are words on my lips: chicken, chicken, eat dinosaur eggs and give a few more eggs, and I will kill you to eat meat before the New Year......

Holding a bowl and looking at the slightly brown tea in the bowl, Yan Fei tasted it with a sad face, fortunately, there was no strange taste!

Before I drank it, the little chubby girl next door came over with a bowl, and before the person arrived, the voice arrived first: "Yan Xiaofei, I heard that you eat good things every day, and you have a nosebleed, isn't it?"

Yan Fei's face blushed rarely: "Go and go, what does the little girl know." ”

I was very unhappy in my heart, such a small broken town, all the news spread quickly, and the pharmacy I went to before the meal could be transmitted in half a meal, which was more powerful than the loudspeaker broadcast on the telephone pole.

Now the loudspeaker has long been dismantled, and when I was a child, I often heard a male voice roaring every day: There is a small tree on the mountain, and there is a big tree under the mountain...... I don't know, I don't know......

It's all nonsense, there are no trees growing on the mountain to give you gold bars, I don't know what you are yelling at.

In fact, he would also shout two sentences back then: It's snowing, it's sunny, don't forget to wear a padded jacket when it's snowing, and don't forget to wear a straw hat when it's sunny......

But I'm really in a bad mood at this time, and nothing goes well.

The little chubby girl is actually not fat, the girl of seventeen or eighteen is already slim, and she is even happier when she hears his impatience: "Oh, what kind of good thing is this drinking? Don't drink too much and continue to have nosebleeds......"

Yan Fei was a little helpless.

This girl has a very close relationship with him, and this girl has loved to run and play with him since she was a child, until she went to the county seat to go to high school.

Later, he learned that because of their three daughters, such a family was called a no-head in the past. These three words are very ugly in the countryside, which means that if there is no man in this family, the family will be wiped out in the future.

And this girl, as the third child in the family, is a typical grandmother who doesn't love her uncle and uncle, and she is still discriminated against at school, and no one plays, so she can only pull herself at that time, and the little fool in the eyes of others plays, that is, she has grown into a big girl in the past two years, and she is embarrassed to come - the main Yan Fei has a big pants every day at home, and his bare shoulders are dangling, so he only adds a vest when he goes out. They are all habits developed by squatting next to the stove and pushing bellows.

Now those old concepts are gradually gone, but feelings will not change easily, so let her sneer, Yan Fei will not move.

Looking at the bowl she was holding was a bowl of white gnocchi water, with a few pickles on it, he thought about it and went into the kitchen and brought out the pot of dinosaur eggs that were ready to be fed to the chickens: "Love to eat or not, stop talking after eating......"

This girl is really familiar with him, so she ate chopsticks unceremoniously, and she couldn't stop talking while eating: "I just ate and talked, I said why did this person have a nosebleed, look at this half pot of eggs, this has to be eggs for several days......"

Yan Fei saw that he was eating well, and then looked at his bowl of potion, and opened his mouth cheekily: "Come and give us a bite to eat......"

The girl was energetic again: "If you still eat, aren't you afraid of bleeding?"

Yan Fei was extremely calm: "If you see it, the medicine will be prepared, and you will drink the medicine after taking a bite!"

The face is not a good face.

The girl picked up a large piece and stuffed it in his mouth: "Eat, eat, eat, anyway, if you bleed a little more, you'll be fine." ”

Although this girl has a small shop at home, but the three students, that day was not very good, at least this is not an egg she just didn't eat it, it can be seen that the eggs are estimated not to have eaten a few times.

After eating, the girl asked him before leaving, "Do you have dirty clothes, and I will wash your clothes after eating your eggs?"

Yan Fei waved his hand: "Let's go, let's go, I'll come to eat at noon, anyway, I won't eat." I wash my clothes every day, and I don't need your help. ”

Just a teenager's big pants and a small vest, squatting in the island and rubbing it in the water in the stream, it's very simple - the vest is saved when you don't go out one day.

If I was not in a good mood, I didn't open the door, and the stall didn't go out, and as soon as the door was closed, I entered the island and looked at the sea at the entrance of the cave.

Looking at the group of thin-jawed dragons running on the beach in the distance, I was drowsy and remembered the dream I had on the first day when I ate the thin-jawed dragon.

Turn into a jawed dragon, hey!

After a while, I felt uncomfortable lying on my stomach, and when I just remembered it, I felt that my body was wrapped in cloth, and I was suddenly stunned after moving twice.

The sea breeze blew and whirred through the mouth of the cave, and inside the hole, a dragon with a thin jaw of big pants twisted its head stupidly and looked at its body.

For a long time, the slender-jawed dragon suddenly panicked, squeaked and screamed, jumped up and down to break free from its clothes, and almost fell directly to the bottom of the cliff.

After tossing in the cave for a long time, it screamed a few more times, and then its small body grew rapidly, turning into a Yan Fei with arms and legs again.

Yan Fei didn't care about the lack of a strand on his body, raised his arms and legs, and touched his body up and down, for fear that he was missing some parts.

After the examination, I sat on the mat and went to it, gasping for breath, my heart pounding, and my heart was about to beat out.

In the secluded cave, as if isolated from the world, the young man lying in it was full of thoughts, but he did not know what he was thinking.

Time passed quietly, and the young man lying down sat up suddenly, ran to the mouth of the cave, and shouted vigorously at the blue sea and blue sky outside: "The master is afraid of a ball, people are dead, they will not die for thousands of years, the master will change seventy-two times, the master is the Monkey King, if you come to the Buddha, you old guy came to collect the master......"

The sound of a slight change of tone echoed in the cave behind him, echoing between heaven and earth with an echo......

Panting, Yan Fei returned to the cave and shouted: Change.

Then it turned into a thin-jawed dragon, and with another cluck, it changed back again.

Touching his chin and pondering, this has become a dinosaur, and he can't speak human words!

Put on the big pants and turn around and go home.

At noon, Chubby Nier really didn't resist the temptation of eggs, and came again with a rice bowl.

A bowl of white noodle soup with a few vegetable leaves, and half a steamed bun.

As soon as he entered the house, he asked, "Yan Fei, have you cooked, didn't you cook, I'll go home and serve you a bowl of noodles?"

Yan Fei held the potion bowl again: "What noodles to eat, I'm full of potions." ”

When she saw the steamed buns she was holding, she continued: "Come to my house and eat steamed buns? There are so many eggs, and if you can't finish them, they will be spoiled." ”

The girl who was called Xu Xiaoyan by Yan Fei was really not polite at all: "Then I'll bring the steamed buns back later, and I'll eat your eggs at noon." ”

Seeing that this girl was eating deliciously, Yan Fei didn't think about it with a bowl of tea and rice.

After a long time, he suddenly said solemnly: "Xu Xiaoyan, you said the four major things in life, go to school to earn money, marry a daughter-in-law and have a baby......

Before she finished speaking, Xu Xiaoyan squirted out a mouthful of rice, thanks to her quick reaction, otherwise she would have been sprayed into the basin with scrambled eggs. The girl's image was completely ruined, with half a noodle hanging from the corner of her mouth, snot dripping, and tears in her eyes......

After laughing and crying for a long time, the girl settled down, and as soon as she opened her mouth, she couldn't help laughing again: "Yan Xiaofei, where did you come from about the four major things in life? Hahaha, you just let me laugh to death." Go to school to earn money, marry a daughter-in-law and have a baby, what do you think about all day long?"

Yan Xiaofei was very serious and serious: "Don't laugh, I've already thought about it." These four major things, I don't expect to go to school. I'm going to earn money to build a building as soon as possible, and when you finish school, come back to me as a daughter-in-law, and give birth to a baby as soon as possible, don't let my old Yan family's blacksmith shop have no heirs......"

This kid was completely stupid by the fact that he was turning into a dinosaur today.