"You're ruthless! You're right, it's also the peak time to go in now, so it's better for us to go in later." Then if you don't feel bored, as a teacher, I'll tell you the story of me and your teacher.

"I've never mentioned it to outsiders, and now you're my only disciple and the closest person I'm to in this world, so it's okay to tell you, anyway, you'll know sooner or later in the future. Come, let's go to the top of the sightseeing tower on the roof of the Jinding Building to chat, it is clean, and no one will eavesdrop. ”

The master finally relented and was relieved, and smiled and pointed to the sightseeing tower on the top of the tallest building not far away.

"That's the private sightseeing tower of Jinding Group, and it is also the tallest building in the city, only VIP members with status are invited to visit, where are we going? Besides, it's so late, even if you know the CEO of Jinding Group, it's not convenient to bother, right?"

I glanced at the towering tower and said rationally and objectively.

"Did you say that you were entering the sightseeing tower? I said that it was on the top of the sightseeing tower! These are two concepts, okay? Fool?" said the master with a mysterious smile.

"Ah, on the top of the sightseeing tower, isn't that an ancient Jinding artifact that is said to be thousands of years old? You think you're a superman with your pants on the outside? You-won't you? You're going to take me up?"

I sarcastically said, but when I felt a tightness on my waist and the whole person suddenly flew into the sky, I suddenly understood the reason for the master's evil smile - that is, it flew up directly.

"Whoosh-"

When the sound of the wind quickly passed by my ears, I inexplicably became extremely excited, and inadvertently remembered the feeling of my mother taking me to fly in a dream, which was a pleasure that made me both relaxed and fascinated, and it was a happy memory that lingered every time I woke up from a dream.

Until I actually sat on the huge ancient golden tripod on the top of the sightseeing tower of the Jinding Building, I was still immersed in the best memories, and if it wasn't for the master who patted me, I don't know how long I would have been stuck in the memories.

"It feels so good to fly, if only I could fly here on my own!" I said with my arms outstretched.

"She says the same thing every time, this point, you are very similar to Zheng Xuanxuan. The master stared into the distance and said softly.

"Zheng Xuanxuan? Do you mean the master? You actually brought her here before? Is this still the holy place of love for the two of you to have a secret tryst? I can't imagine that you are quite romantic, master! Haha——"

I instantly realized who the master was referring to, and pointed at the master with a wicked smile and said.

"you! Do you talk to your master like this? If you talk nonsense, I'll throw you down! Anyway, you can't fly, and no matter how many souls you have, you can still fall to death!"

The master said angrily as if he was going to throw me down.

"Don't mind, I'm wrong, can't I? Then ask the master to speak in the most affectionate tone, and I'll listen to you!" I hurriedly begged for mercy.

"You know? Your sister and I met thirty years ago on Ching Ming Festival, when she was a little girl, and her father was the manager of the Citibank office.

Later, when she grew up and studied finance, she succeeded her father as the manager of the store. Hey, time flies, thirty years have passed, and she has changed from a young girl to a mature young woman, and I still haven't told her who I really am. ”

The master said with emotion.

"Isn't it? You've been in love with a little girl for thirty years, and you've never told her who you really are?" I said, surprised.

"Ahh

Just as I was waiting for the master to continue telling the super sadistic romantic love story between him and Manager Zheng, a miserable woman's scream came from under our feet, and the sound was getting farther and farther away from us, apparently a woman had accidentally fallen from the observation tower.

"It's not good! it's Xuanxuan!" the master's face suddenly changed, and after muttering, he jumped down......

I thought that the master would come back soon, but after waiting for a long time, I didn't wait for the master.

"No, I guess it's been an hour, right? You won't come back to me yet! This damn stinky master who is a heavy and light criminal! Keeping warm in the gentle country, he actually let me drink the northwest wind here!"

I sat on the tripod and scolded and said, because since the master jumped off the golden tripod without hesitation an hour ago, there has been no news, and he actually left me alone on the towering golden tripod.

Originally, I was worried about my master at first, but then I thought that something was wrong! My master flew faster than a bullet, and it should be easy to save my mother before she landed, how could she not come back to me for so long.

Then there is only one possibility - at this moment, the two of them are doing artificial respiration somewhere, the kind of artificial respiration that is clearly awake, but deliberately closes their eyes to continue, and is so sweet and happy that I have long forgotten whether my apprentice is square or round!

After all, the master has been hiding his identity from Zheng Xuanxuan, usually every time they meet, it is estimated that they will transform into a handsome guy of her age and appear in front of her, and nine times out of ten the image of a hero saving beauty appears, this is a nirvana to capture the girl's heart, this time in an emergency, in order to save her, maybe forget to transform, goof.

In desperation, I had no choice but to tell Zheng Xuanxuan about my hardships and unfortunate life experience in the past 30 years, adding oil and vinegar, and telling Zheng Xuanxuan the original with a handful of snot and tears, thinking that Zheng Xuanxuan was a kind-hearted and soft-hearted infatuated weak woman at first glance, not only did he blame him for deceiving her, but also completely moved her heart, and finally threw herself into her arms and complained to each other.

Although this kind of emotional routine has become a cliché and no longer vulgar bloody plot in classic blockbusters, it has endured for a long time in real life, and it can always easily break through the last line of defense of beautiful girls who love to dream of Prince Charming.

Thinking of this, I hate it so much, I can't wait to hang this old color embryo photo of this human-faced beast heart, lustful and bold, old and improper, deceitful, and good at abducting women from good families on the wall, practicing darts for a hundred years!

Oh! no! it will take at least 10,000 years to resolve the hatred in my heart at this moment!

"Smack-smack-"

In a fit of anger, I slapped the ancient golden tripod sitting under me hard, and gritted my teeth and said:

"Stinky master! If you are this broken ding, I swear that I will smash you back into the furnace and melt you, and then recast you into a penny ancient coin, and then break it into two halves, and give it to all the flowers in the world, so that you will be spurned forever, and you will not be reused in life and generation, and you will not be able to turn over for thousands of years! Hmph!"

"Quack - you yourself are trapped here, you can't go back for thousands of years, are you embarrassed to curse others? Believe it or not, this broken ding in your eyes casually turned over, and you fell, it is estimated that the fall will be more broken than half a penny ancient coin that you don't look down on, and whoever spits on it will be said at that time. Quack—"

Just when I was patting Gu Ding to vent my feelings, a sharp voice like metal friction suddenly sounded, which scared me fiercely!

"Who are you? Hiding in the shadows is not a good man, is it? Pretending to be a ghost, there is a kind of you coming out for me! Otherwise, if you provoke me, I will sit under your ass and smoke you to death with 10,000 stinky farts!"

I'm worried that if no one vents, someone will find fault, and I naturally won't let him go, so I said gloomily.

"I'm already under your ass, you can let it go if you have a kind! It's better if your fart is strong enough to collapse me off the roof of this broken building and break my seal, then you're still my savior!

The other party said disapprovingly, and every time he finished speaking, he let out a noisy laugh.

"Under my ass? No, right? You're really this broken ding! Are you actually a sperm?

Immediately, I reacted, stared at the huge Gu Ding under me in surprise and asked.

"Haven't you seen Jin Ding speak? It's really lonely and unheard! In our Buddha Domain, a speck of dust can spew your scolding dog's blood! quack-" Jin Ding said extremely arrogantly.

"Buddha Domain, pull you down! Just like you, you still claim to be from the Buddha Domain? And you boast that you can scold me to death with a single speck of dust! If you don't brag, you will die? Even if you are in the Buddha Domain, you are not a serious Buddha, right? You look like a ruffian Buddha!

"I don't care where you come from! Since you come to the yang world, you must abide by the rules of the yang world! Otherwise, I will send you to the underworld to be a ghost, and then I will stipulate that after you go to the underworld, you will be taxed if you change to brag!

I reprimanded this guy who called himself Gu Ding-for-tat.

"Pull it down, you are! You think you're the son-in-law of Lord Yama -- the master of the underworld? You are so awesome and coaxing! You say as if the underworld was opened by your family! If you have the ability to break my seal, I will believe that you are the master of the underworld! In the future, you will be on call before and after the saddle! Do you have a try? quack-"

Jin Ding sneered.

"It doesn't matter if I'm a master of the underworld or not, even if I am, I won't help you lift the seal! What's the use of asking you to be such a thing! Dead and heavy, you can't carry it alive, you can't take it away when you're dead, and the hot pot is a little bigger! How long can it take to pick up a piece of meat! What I'm saying is reasonable? Silly Dingding!"

I sneered.

"You ruined bear child! How evil you are to use my god Ding shabu-shabu? I curse you to die three times a day! quack-" Jin Ding shouted angrily.

"Don't say it, I've really died three times since noon yesterday, and I haven't activated the three souls! Your curse is quite effective, it's just an afterthought, and it doesn't work for me! It's still a god! I think you're a god! A stinky godstick that fools people all day long!"

I smiled evilly and told the truth.

"Activate the Three Souls in one day? You can blow better than me! If I can move, I won't bite you to death, I will have your surname! To be honest, I have lived for so many years, and I have never heard of anyone who can activate the Three Souls in one day! Even if the old immortal guy in the Buddha Domain today used ninety-nine eighty-one days to activate the Three Souls back then! This is already a legendary miracle, and you still have a day, and the ghost will believe it!

Jin Ding said with an expression that he wanted to bite me to death on the spot.